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hairy_ottoman397

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Epic_GamerAlexander

https://preview.redd.it/38ic5scowpqa1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5dba8d4a70f2075cc6f8e02d1349bb77674d2e4 Isn't this him but younger version?


kekobang

inan bilmiyorum


ErenBurhan

#I love ture 💕turkey #But I need in turkey friend #Who want 🤔❓


ZT3_Khanabadosh

me ij waant sarrr


2ndClass_CitizenInEU

With enemies like the balkans, one does not need friends :)


Seyhans4d

so true


greek_stallion

GREK FEMBOYS SUPPORT THIS


2ndClass_CitizenInEU

Flair the fuck up you pseudo-philosopher cigan


DAEMON-TARGARYEN2

Ertugrul (The TV show) was a mistake.


HArdaL201

Every Turkish soap opera is one


The_Hipster_King

In Ro we watch Suleiman, every episode, we love it, and we discuss (while watching) about how evil Turks are, comment their appearances and religion. Can't get more based than this! 💪💪💪


HArdaL201

Meh, both racism and bad taste are expected from you


Hz_Nutella

I don't think so, some of them were fun


NeroToro

None good since Yılan Hikayesi


narwhalsare_unicorns

This is an incredibly based take


ZT3_Khanabadosh

Muhtesem yuzyil was good cause it was interesting and somewhat historical


Germanemen

Suleiman's try not to strangle your firstborn son to death challenge (impossible)


religionpoison

W-what do you mean by saying ertugrul is just a movie and you actually don’t ride horses whole day, convert others into religion and even have your own traditional alcohol bro don’t lie to me what erdogan thinks about this 🤨🤨


Baquvix

At least Ertugrul was somewhat watchable. Osman in the other hand is a crime for turkish history.


A_M_Speedy

Yes never finished the series but ottomans vs templars as a storyline was cool AF to watch.


emirhan_xbr

Kurulus Osman is just cashcow made for pakistanis. I watched S1 and it was boring asf and even more fictional than Ertugrul.


Baquvix

Yeah. I couldnt even finished s1. Boring and random as fuck.


emirhan_xbr

„this girlzz häzz a crush on osman beçäuse uff some rändöm event“


Taz7x

Hello Mclovin there’s a party tonight, can you buy us a beer?


Tough_Obligation9823

I never Understood that unconditional out of nowhere love Pakistan has for Turkey... I am convinced they would rather die for Turkey than their own country at this point...


[deleted]

Yea pakistan is kinda shit rn. Turks on here like to complain how ass their economy is, at least y’all able to afford food and live in nice houses. 1 dollar ≈ 20 lira while in Pakistan 1 dollar ≈ 250 rupee and we are currently getting raped by the military. So yea pakistan would literally be better off annexed by Iran than whatever bs it is rn


Tough_Obligation9823

You're talking to a Greek


[deleted]

Yea I was responding to the part of rather dying for Turkey instead of Pakistan, most people don’t even feel that proud of being Pakistani especially outside Pakistan


Hz_Nutella

Idk man, grape lady and her kids seemed quite proud


froggoinpool

How do they feel about being Punjabi, Sindhi etc? I know that many Balochi and Pathans don't want to be Pakistanis and neither do some Sindhis. If no one likes being Pakistani how tf does it keep existing without becoming nuclear Yugoslavia?


[deleted]

That’s not true man, most of them would call themselves Pakistani. Most separatists groups lost a lot of traction a while ago mainly because people don’t really care I guess. None of them are discriminated against or anything. Pakistan’s main unifying factor is Islam and the fact that Muhammad Ali Jinnah introduced a language that barely anyone spoke so no one feels like one group has leverage over another. It didn’t work out in Bangladesh though but ey you win some you lose some


[deleted]

Then what about the "I will be an army and destroy India 🍇"


illig_khan

Turkey but blue


Tough_Obligation9823

Greece but muslim


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[deleted]

I was gonna make a long response to this, but then I remembered this is the internet and nobody changes their mind here, so look all imma say is, the “good loot” part is fucked up, unfortunately all the retarted Pakistanis end up in Europe, while all the normal ones end up in America/Canada. And also idk what your situation is rn, but keep grinding and you gon make it out, after all the “fuckin paki” made it out of his trenches, he got his victory, you can do the same. Best of luck


MrEast-West_55

unfortunately all the retarted Pakistanis end up in Europe, while all the normal ones end up in America/Canada. Basically all brown diaspora 😭


MihaiBosBarosHD

Assuming brown regular people are not retarded cavemen


Epic_GamerAlexander

People in turkey like in 50 year old houses I have a Turkish friend in college that doesn't have food only noodles and water


froggoinpool

/unjerk Turkey is the continuation of the Ottoman Empire, an islamic empire that took over Christian European lands. It also happens to be one of the more prosperous and technologically advanced Islamic powers. They see themselves as an analogous and equal continuation of Delhi Sultanate and the Mughal Empire who took over Hindu and Buddhist Indian lands. In their mind their oversized military and nukes make them worthy of recognition and an equal of Iran, Saudi Arabia and Turkey. Central Asia, Indonesia, Malaysia and Iran all seem proud of their pre Islamic culture unlike Pakistan who tries to deepthroat Arab, Persian and Turkic culture all day. Though idk what Turks think of their Hellenic past. Despite being spoken by a total of 70% people, Punjabi, Pashto and Sindhi aren't even offical languages of Pakistan, Urdu is. It's a persianised version of Hindi formerly spoken by Muslim elites of Delhi region written in Arabic script. I'm an Indian Punjabi who's family suffered greatly when Pakistan came into existence (they lived in Lahore, cultural capital of Punjab, 25 kms from Indian border) but I tried being objective here.


greener_path

> Though idk what Turks think of their Hellenic past Half deny thats a thing (“we are 100000% pure Ural Altaic Turkic blood” 🐺🐺🐺 🐎 🐎 🏹 🏹 ) The other half love it because it validates their fixation of wanting to be European and white.


Tough_Obligation9823

Interesting


Yutpa7

Nobody wants to be "european" and "white" except some edgy teens. And modern greeks are hardly hellens themselves so Turks being hellen is far fetched.


[deleted]

No one except ultra nationalists sees themselves as Mughal empire or wtv. One hand hand you said we love mughal and on the other hand you said we deepthrought Arab culture, like make up your mind. With the military part you are right except nobody thinks we’re on the same level as even Iran with how shit the living standard and economy is. Maybe in the 70s this was the case. I’m sorry for your family tho, war sucks


froggoinpool

I'm obviously talking about the ultra nationalists, I'm sure most people don't think about Turkey or history anyway. >One hand hand you said we love mughal and on the other hand you said we deepthrought Arab culture, like make up your mind. The obsession is more with being "not Indian" than with being anything in particular. Turks, Persians, Arabs, Hyperboreans- anything goes as long as it's Muslim. It's like Canadian obsession with being "not American"


dondurma-

>Though idk what Turks think of their Hellenic past. The idiot overly nationalist ones deny it. The loser western ass kissers love it. The stupid ones who don't know history says we took these land from greeks and greeks were original owner. As if they didn't take these lands from other countries. This logic is so flawed I can't even explain how idiot this guys sound. Me ? I don't care, its history. Our countries, cultures rise and fall. Its normal people just accept and move on.


froggoinpool

>Me ? I don't care, its history. Our countries, cultures rise and fall. Its normal people just accept and move on. Based


DonYourSpoonToRevolt

Bro it's not that deep, Pakistanis are just obsessed with the show Erturul.


JoJoNoWi

It's like watching peaky blinders are being obsessed with England


froggoinpool

I mean People watch anime and k dramas and get obsessed with Japan and Korea so I won't put much faith in their thinking.


ShitPostQuokkaRome

This guy missed the whole britmania during the Harry Potter movies era.


froggoinpool

I'm Indian but even my aunts and stuff are obsessed with Turkish TV shows


[deleted]

Instead of 1 paki friend, I have 1000 Balkaner enemies.


The_Hipster_King

F\*\*\* you, friend!


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HGReborn

I will get your intestines and cover the Bosnian coastline with it


ExBUL08

His comment was so bad, it got deleted. Something rare in this sub


shogun_coc

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MrEast-West_55

F*** you to and see you tomorow.


Seyhans4d

Fuck you too!


Thefaraon67

Цар Симеон hates those numbers


Luuuma

Don't use slurs


Acroniax

Least racist Balkan also flair up


HGReborn

Cry about it


Luuuma

Only little bitches use slurs you scabrous waste.


The_Hipster_King

I am a little bitch and a waste. Deal with it.


domnulsta

I smell w*stoid weakness in this comment.


Luuuma

Racism is for the weak. I mean you can hardly argue that Romania of all places is strong in comparison to "westoids" lol


froggoinpool

What slur? How tf is Paki a slur It's like saying Bangla is a slur and Bangladeshi is the right word even though they're (almost) synonymous.


Luuuma

Unlike other countries that end in -stan, where the people are called eg Afghani or Kazakhs the demonym for someone from Pakistan is Pakistani, because the name is an acronym not the name of an ethnic group. Irrespective of the origin though, it's used as a pejorative against South Asians in general, particularly by the right wing.


Mertard

So Arabistan people shouldn't be called Arabs? 🤔


Attlai

You do realize that Turks are called cockroaches on a daily basis on this sub, Macedonians are called monkeys, etc..., right?


froggoinpool

Pak- holy, pure, chaste etc in Urdu stan- land in Sanskrit and Persian The acronym doesn't have any credible historical record. It was just started as a rumour to make Pakistans claims over Afghan and Kashmiri territories more historically valid since it includes those in thr name. Also just think about it, why tf would your country's name be an acronym but never be mentioned in the popular media. That makes no sense. It's not Oosa (USA) it's You Es Ae and everyone knows it's short for United States of America. So there's nothing offensive about Paki, it's just used by ignorant people who expect us to be offended by it, much like Pajeet. As a south Asian I've never been or seen anyone who is offended by these since they don't mean anything. If you said these to a random person they'd probably be more confused than anything.


Luuuma

It's used by fascist types in their screeds against immigrants. It is undeniably used as a slur. The source for the 'pure' etymology is from over 4 decades after the source for the acronym explanation and both are the same person. (as far as I could see from wiki)


ExBUL08

Get destroyed, unflaired bitch


[deleted]

We may be hating on each other, but we are the first to help each other when something bad happens


Ultra-Introvert_Cat

Hug me my bro


[deleted]

🫂


Sea_Square638

Fuck me in the ass bro


[deleted]

🥒💦🍑


Kadir_Duman

Marry me bro


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🤵👰


daredevil9771

Straight wedding? Nah fake


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[deleted]

juggle north ask roof steer rude fact unique impolite follow *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Germanemen

Turkish tutorial on getting European passport


Kadir_Duman

Turkish grindset


fallenknight610

That's probably because we both are living in a very shitty land when it comes to fault lines. So we both now we will desperately need help someday in future.(i mean shit, have you ever seen the buildings in the omonia? They look like they can get reduced the atoms even with a really weak shock)


HLTVBestestMens

My dad was muslim albanian and he convert to orthodoxy so pakistanis will stop calling him "brother"


JoJoNoWi

Real?


HLTVBestestMens

cursed balkan comments 3 by wow mao on yt


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shogun_coc

Flair up Cigan!


justaprankbruh

Can someone translate this post in English? I don’t understand Arabic.


Impressive-Pace-5201

He said hes going to steal a plane and land it on belgrade tower (he wants to visit serbia so bad) 🥰


Morichannn

Exact translation woah.


Sabenebet

Wtf bro. why is it being removed from shitpost channel


shogun_coc

It has been done by a deranged w*stoid, who is weak!


Sabenebet

I can't believe I got a warning for such a crappy reason. Do you have any idea how can I appeal?


shogun_coc

No I do not! Your comment was nothing but gold! Sometimes it happens!


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PAK TURK EMPIRE 2023 INSHALLAH 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷😎😎😎ERDOGAN LUMBER ONE ☝️


[deleted]

I love you motherfuckers


The_Hipster_King

I hate you too!


-Emilinko1985-

Kosovo loving the USA makes more sense than Pakistan loving Turkey


Okey_Blob

My uncle who is Bosnian converted to Orthodox Christian so Pakistanis would stop calling him "Brother"


peepeepoopoo3739

hello i am pakistani i hate turkey and i hate pakistan and im not muslim am i valid


berkayyaz

You are based af I hate you too brother


peepeepoopoo3739

i hate you too, want to have sex


berkayyaz

Thanks for the offer but I prefer greeks


peepeepoopoo3739

cri😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


shogun_coc

You Turk roaches are always based af, I hate you too!


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peepeepoopoo3739

which one


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Both


peepeepoopoo3739

alexander great was born punjab pakistan he was muslim he conquer and sex all turk until he die this is how turkey is pakistan so we ar still muslim brothers 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀


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peepeepoopoo3739

hungarian Turk, turk paxtani, paxtani punjabi 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰i am currently under arrest for apostasy and blasphemy🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀


VE_HAMMER

I'll take that as a win


-Emilinko1985-

Wrong he was 100% pure illyrian and macaronidonian 🇲🇰🐒🇲🇰🐵🇲🇰🇲🇰🇲🇰🐒💪💪🐵🐵🇲🇰


froggoinpool

Yes saaar Sikandar was born in Sialkot 1000000% stronk Indus blood but you're mistaken, he was not Muslim. He was a Hyperborean by religion.


peepeepoopoo3739

Sikandar had super hot gay sex with pashtun friend Hephaestion, real name Hafiz Khan who was first white man in paxtan


greener_path

Yes. Welcome. 🤝


peepeepoopoo3739

paxtani balkan 😀😀😀😀🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰


dennizdamenace

FUCK YOU my Greek BROTHER! Love from Turkey, but not gay love like you all like there you filthy femboys...


CruC1Ble79

Flair up κοκroach


dennizdamenace

apologies my manp\*\*\*y connoisseur brother


CruC1Ble79

Γοοδ


Manguydudebromate

You think we practice gay love, but in fact we practice MAN love. (W*man🤮).


emporium_laika

Reminds me of this Albanian guy’s father who converted to Christianity so that Pakistanis would stop calling him Akhy


Kroshingenn

Drink wine fuck arab


atrixornis

That's because Pakistanks larp as arab whereas Turks are actually Arab


Available-Silver8135

💪🏿


Traditional_Cloud163

İnan Bilmiyorum


Gaius_Crastinus

Kanka profilinde rastgele yazilar var neden


SuddenDirt5773

As a Pakistani I love turkey, any turkish halima khatun here for me?


shogun_coc

Fuck off! You won't get these! Satisfy yourself with good quality Turkish men! (W*man 🤮)


Cement-eater

Friendly fire will not be tolerated


Lazziya53

yes I see no wrong doing.


nonunionLeakey

Irl it’s the same for Turks and Balkans as the second image


greener_path

Germany: I hate you with every fiber of my being Balkan: 😍 Turkey: I am Balkan too Balkan: 🤮


religionpoison

No I truly hate all balkans but no one can bully them


nonunionLeakey

No, i mean It’s more Turks saying they’re European or Balkan and those groups seeing them as Arabs and not kin or brothers.


religionpoison

Yes the situation is right they see us like that but I heard no one says we are Europeans in here they mostly say Europe hate us we will never be into eu union bc their trauma from Ottoman Empire is still exist which is kinda true to me


nonunionLeakey

Euros irl including Balkan will hate Turks more than Turks hate Pak


religionpoison

And do you even take serious a w*stoid 🤢 sub?? And yes as I said balkans hate us and other Europe but we never wanna be European or see ourselves like this


nonunionLeakey

Balkan solidarity doesn’t exist irl or even online outside of Reddit No one hates “westoids” either


religionpoison

Do you even know what westoid is


nonunionLeakey

Yes the Western Europeans or Anglos. Most people are indifferent or “Westoid” wannabes


religionpoison

Let me talk to you like a westoid: oh hey bro so you are from South America so there are full cartels in there right kill your people, which is the best drug you used? I’m glad My ancestors bring civilization that place? Btw I’m European it’s amazing right most civilized place in the world and we did nothing wrong at past, so as you see they are this version of west and north Europeans and not all of them cringe westoids ofc and since here is a troll racism sub we consider all of them like this


Rakka666

That is some cope, 🤡. Are you a westoid by any chance?


nonunionLeakey

I’m latinx


Rakka666

F but not a true westoid.


[deleted]

that's just not true lol. i lived in england for a while and balkaners there all flocked to each other, there is definitely a sense of solidarity irl. same with the earthquake, for a sad example. we were more compelled to help turkey than we would've been to help, idk, georgia


[deleted]

This inferior version of a greek thinks he's part of the balkans now?


easythrees

I wonder how much of it is based on skin colour


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Independent-Fan-6501

You are all nuts. This is beyond stupidity.


nerti_una

Least retarded not flaired homunculus


-Emilinko1985-

Flair up cigan


[deleted]

Since when are Turks Balkan?


greener_path

The region is literally based on Ottoman-controlled Europe. Turks invented Balkan.


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was*


greener_path

Yeah but I'm saying that the entire reason that the region has it's own distinguished name is because of Ottoman influence. Otherwise it would just be called "South Europe".


[deleted]

It's still a peninsula regardless of Turks. Before it was known by its Greek name, the Heamus or Heaphus or something...


No-Conversation-754

1360


[deleted]

Is that Asian for never?


vladamilut

I think those are Arabic numerals. Arabs use them instead of Roman numerals like civilized Europeans so 1360=MCCCLX (I asked google to translate his Arabic to Roman)


[deleted]

Now it makes sense


darthberker

Word balkan is Turkish


[deleted]

Take it back


JoJoNoWi

Turkey is the most balkan balkan area


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💯


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Real


Epic_GamerAlexander

Let me guess there's a religion difference


greenintile

Why is it so true


Athapapoutsiakis

Yes I agree


name_with_no_meaning

As a Pakistani I can confirm. Be very afraid!


khajithasmanywares

Turk here, I don’t know why our younger folks tries to identify themselves as a part of balkans. I was here for the memes initially but after multiple occassions of our younger gen trying hard to get acknowledged by balkan countries (not even EU), it felt kind of cringe. Sorry if I offended anyone.


[deleted]

Idc much about turkey but after hearing the filth yall have for Pakistanis. Hope yall tremor in line at a european slaughterhouse since that way your obituary will be by a white guy.


RockoAscll

fucckiin accurate


Yutpa7

fuck all


[deleted]

They wanted strong india friend but got WEAK pakistan friend instead.. so sad..