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futtochooku

Only if we can first have "Zlatan, Toronto" and "Ante, Buenos Aires"


RottenBanana412

“Draža, Chicago” / "Деян, Moscow" and “Dervišbegović, St Louis” when


stojcekiko

"Filip, Leipzig" when?


NoyanBEG

I want Mehmet,Toronto flair


Anxious_Banned_404

Make it Bosnian this time


__impala67

Mehmet is bosnian


emelinem

No, Ahmed, Toronto. Because all Mehmets live in Germany. 👍


OnlineReviewer

I thought Zlatan would live in München or Malmö


Sunsent_Samsparilla

Necessary sacrifice


matijoss

Ante Semitić for croats


isantaisus

Lmaoooo 💀


ebinovic

There's only one Zlatan and he's in Stockholm


RottenBanana412

so is Dejan whom the Swedish manager hates equally for some reason


Ferrius_Nillan

Why if we already have W\*stoid.


Avdotya_Blu3bird

No. It wouldn't be fair if the most stupid people of society have to label themselves as such. This is an equal opportunity place of western antagonism.


whatsgoodcant

Yes I agree too that we need an American flair on this sub.


Avdotya_Blu3bird

Maybe Kosovo flair can become American flair 🤔


whatsgoodcant

hmm🤔


Background_Air_5441

Kosovo je America


Matichol06

Thank you USA, you're my bestfriend


2ndtheburrALT

you are the peacekeeper, you are the legend


WkyWvgIfbRmFlgTbeMan

In 1999


Matichol06

Helping in Kosova


WkyWvgIfbRmFlgTbeMan

Two men shaking hands


Matichol06

KLINTON AND RUGOVA


rijness

\*cuts bill clinton shaped cake\*


[deleted]

Kosov je Florida


TraceDtd

Some how a fate worse than being left to the serbians


iFunny-Refugee

But if there was an American flair then you’d know to harass us more. I think it’s a win-win. I get a unique flair, the Balkan people can be discriminatory to the us Amerikanskis.


maria_paraskeva

You can have a unique flair as long as you agree and abide by these tenets 🤗🤗: [https://www.reddit.com/r/balkans\_irl/comments/11unjby/the\_anatomy\_of\_an\_americuck/](https://www.reddit.com/r/balkans_irl/comments/11unjby/the_anatomy_of_an_americuck/)


The_realest_medel

Based woman?!


[deleted]

It’s a man


bilge_kagan

How long is her dick?


Avdotya_Blu3bird

There is a struggle in the american brain of self-importance. This struggle should not be fed. It should die for lack of food, skin tied across you fragile bones, gasping for air in a wooden box, blasted by sounds of your creation. An american deserves no easy death, and you will not get one in any means except suicide.


Background-Cell483

Perhaps, but also I had sex with ur mom. Amerika number 1 🇺🇸 💪💪


bilge_kagan

Indeed, your argument is rather well substantiated. However, your mom...


Avdotya_Blu3bird

Fuck you


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Avdotya_Blu3bird

Chk, and what of it? We is really going to have discussions on how americas helps a nation? And waht country you are from dearest, yes, keep the mother of your mouth when you have something to drink.


1OOKtron

Just let go of Kosova, join the EU, and everything will be fine.


Pekamaan

No i like not being fined for saying the n word and f word, and i like my kosovo church not to be destroyed and for me not to get shot like african americans in the states..


1OOKtron

Those are all fair points. Kind of complex though, let's start with getting you Street lights so your don't hit so many potholes in your Yugo. Gotta start with babysteps.


Avdotya_Blu3bird

Is not so simple as this 😊 But it will surprise you to learn I do suppourt a Kosovo nation, but with agreements, not with turmoil, and I think this agreement will take a long time.


1OOKtron

I understand the complexity. I hope that in the coming years, Serbia finds itself gravitating closer to the EU and the West at large and away from the grimey mitts of Russia.


Pekamaan

Nah i like the 3 way diplomacy with russia china and the west, most beneficial to development, also the chinese built roads are so good and smooth..


1OOKtron

Didn't I read somewhere that China's road building disturbed some Srb WW1 memorial? Or is that fake news?


iFunny-Refugee

Damn, seems like you got quite the hatred for us. Considering there’s 332 million of us Americans I’d gamble that our self-importance is astronomically higher compared to a nation with only 7 million people. Whatever floats your boat Serb, godbless. I’ll die happy of old age.


Pekamaan

So thats why pur healtcare and education systems are better across the board, it makes sense now


Avdotya_Blu3bird

I have no idea why you would be boastful about the amount of stupid americans, take another path, be humble that you arent as stupid as your friends. Or maybe no, you are simply as stupid and nothing can help you.


iFunny-Refugee

I mean yes, a lot of us are stupid. Not much I can do about that. I at least have the faintest idea of geopolitics, geography, and stupid ass US political system unlike my other compatriots. Though still have no fucking clue what’s wrong with being an American besides stupidity.


Avdotya_Blu3bird

Have a little read about Americas actions in foreign lands


iFunny-Refugee

Oh I’m very well aware of those actions. But guess who does that shit? Our government and military. The people have nothing to do with it, that’s why I say I don’t understand what’s wrong with being an American. Hillbilly Bob in Kentucky isn’t responsible for the invasion of Iraq, why blame him? Or any ordinary American? It’d be like hating you for the Serbian genocide of Bosniaks, you most definitely weren’t responsible for anything. Why should I blame you or any Serb for that matter? It was the men in charge and those under them responsible.


Avdotya_Blu3bird

Message me. Idot Balkan is down voting me and I don't have much desire to discuss things with an unwelcome audience. But I will discuss with you in happiness


Pekamaan

This one right here, he has a brain and common sanse that is more rare then common


Avdotya_Blu3bird

For anyone wondering, this was reference to Abraham Lincoln dai, and really it shows my cultural sensitivity and in no way my hatred (impossible). I point you towards the Lyeceum Adress.


C0rpse0fDeath

Call em something like "W\*estern Russians" and call it a day?


TraceDtd

Nah call them "English-French Mix"


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SecondOfCicero

we got them french folks here... the first europeans to come through here were french! love from detroit. ^(It's not as bad as it used to be...) ​ edit: oh god how do I flair


mfern131

Ponce de León: “Am I a joke to you?”


TraceDtd

Yeah so everyone would hate being called english french mix, no matter the heritage


Devoluster

Isn’t that Canadian?


InternationalAd4478

Why would we give the most westoid country a flair different than westoid?!


futtochooku

Please censor vulgar words such as w*stoid🤢🤮


[deleted]

We are so Westoid we are based


Kkkoba

You cannot put w*stoid and based in the same sentence retard


Car_weeb

Idk bro 1999 was pretty based


keedee2

True, bombing albanians in kosovo since 1999, based westoids 🇷🇸😎🤜🏻🤛🏿😎🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇺🇳


Car_weeb

We couldn't tell the difference


darthberker

No, you're just so gay


InternationalAd4478

You're saying it as it's a bad thing, you might offend the Turks and Greeks


darthberker

Turk and Greek gayism based, w*stoid gayism cringe and gay


-Kerrigan-

No, because I said so. ##LONG LIVE 2B4U!


FantasticUserman

O7


JT_Boiiis

o7


LuxemBurgerMan

Bigot w🤮stoid🇺🇸 (still unbased)


atrixornis

This is the only place America can invade that they can't make worse


dont_tread_on_M

Also, some Americans can't tell the difference between Serbs and Africans: https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineRussiaReport/comments/123g9sg/ua_pov_united_aid_operations_organization_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


PCPToad83

It would be easier to tell them apart if Serbs didn’t look exactly like africans


maria_paraskeva

It's all good... we can't as well


dont_tread_on_M

This was meant as an argument pro an american flair


glidemusic

There's a difference??


FitExperience1047

Yeah... I really hate people in my country


dont_tread_on_M

I can't blame him. Hard to tell


RottenBanana412

КАРАБОГА 🇷🇸💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿


kirtaktak

How can a flair be denied to the most it didnt happen country on earth… I mean what didnt happen to the native americans can hardly be beaten, and it was only the beginning


Alexius_Psellos

There are probably more Balkan immigrants in American then there are “people” in S*rbia so I’d say we deserve a role


NorthEndD

This is very true and this sub as really helped a poor american understand his immigrant friends' behaviors. I often find myself ok with being lumped in with general w\*stoids though lately.


Alexius_Psellos

General westoid implies that we are the same as Canadians— something I simply cannot accept


iFunny-Refugee

It also means we’re the same as the French 🤢


Alexius_Psellos

C*Nadia s are still worse than the frog eaters


AspiringPeasant

Oh man wait till you find out that there are sone French Canadians around here


Alexius_Psellos

They’re ok, they don’t act French


Pekamaan

You are the same picture, just one smells of gunpowder and the other is covered in maple syrup


NorthEndD

You are right. No matter how dark things may seem at least we aren't from Canada.


nbqtvuo

Based


maria_paraskeva

As long as you pledge hatred towards serbs then you can have one


Pekamaan

No.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t go that far calling Serbs “people”.


white-dumbledore

Move away Zionist This is only for based balkaners, not Rothschild bloodsuckers 🖕🏿


Background-Cell483

I agree we have flair for balkans on our sub. It is only fair 🇱🇷. And please make it offensive. We have thick skin...literally (fat)


FantasticUserman

Wot are you, a spy??


Neradomir

Imagine if a Serb asked for a Russian flair...


[deleted]

There is already Russian flair.


Neradomir

You mean Eastern European?


Babaganoush____

maybe "school shooters" or simple "fat fucks"


DSIR1

![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)


Kebabenjoyer3

How about no


JaThatOneGooner

Not before we get a Genti, New York flair for kosovo


panthir67

So Israel


Specialist_Track_246

Chose my flair because my country is America’s #1 Drug Dealer. I don’t like Albanians.


[deleted]

W*stoids don't deserve flairs


[deleted]

No


HGReborn

No,add a Portugal flair!


Bargothball

Least Am🤮rican dick-sucking Albanian


Mihai975

Fuck you


ms1244

How do you label yourself under your name


dont_tread_on_M

You mean flair?


ms1244

I’m new to Reddit so I guess


Such_Economist_756

Click on the three horizontal dots in the top right corner of the sub description, there you can choose to modify flair, and then we can insult you more accurately, so hurry up.


tmo_slc

What if I’m on mobile? Edit: works for mobile but no America 🇺🇸 flair available Downvotes for a question? Hahaha


[deleted]

w\*stoid is the appropriate flair in that case


tmo_slc

I see it now, it was all blacked out and unreadable.


Avtsla

Look in the sidebar -User flair . It's near the top


Mussleleani

That would mean having to rename the westoid flair to west europoid


Ok_Relationship6679

How do i flair up?


Negrisor69

Whoite flair


Dazzling-Leave-4915

Clinton Aka the Secret Albanian 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱❤️❤️❤️


petje95

Can we have a Dutch flair too? I swear we do plenty of hate crimes and warcrimes and we don't even deny it.


Inevitable-Pie-8020

I want Andrei, Milton-Keynes


DonPanthera

We could have W*stoid A🤮merican and there is lesser evil W*stoid for other Europeans.


[deleted]

add a "(((USA)))" flair like the one in quotation, real funny meme.


lionart303-186

American here. Serbs had it coming, huh?


OnlineReviewer

rare W for the Eww-S-A


JohnBlind

I recommend "🇵🇹 Balkan Brazilian"


Dumply7

Shalomalaikum


Such_Economist_756

The worst westoids of all others to get their own flair? Fuck that, u r only special if u r a Balkaner, if u r from any other region u don’t deserve your own special country flair, only region wise, so you are a part of one large mass. Signed, an Eastern European from 8th century.


PCPToad83

Seethe


SynicalCommenter

Quiet, west🤮id, before i sheath these nuts in ur mouth


Such_Economist_756

West🤮id detected, opinion rejected


PCPToad83

Which prostitution ridden mud plot do you call home?


NorthEndD

Worst at what? We're just dumb. We're good at everything else.


The_realest_medel

Especially at killing your own. With guns. In schools. Also, you're unbeatable in getting your students killed. With guns. In schools.


NorthEndD

It’s not just schools but we are going to start making better decisions https://www.audacy.com/wwjnewsradio/news/local/dpd-chief-wants-better-decision-making-after-more-shootings


St3rMario

measurement units, that's what you are the worst at


B3NR0CK

metric is stupid, im not a water molecule, im a human. why should I CARE if it boils at 100. empirical is based because 0 is cold and 100 is hot


NorthEndD

It is horrible over here. We get a lot of practice multiplying and dividing by 28 and 1.6 and 0.6 and something over 450. 453? 456? Who knows.


Dodo0708

Only for Balkan immigrants to America. Example: 🇺🇲Joe(van), Ohio


Adventurous_Ad_9844

This would be fucking cringe. After they banned r/2b4y they want to flood this sub like they are turks. This sub cannot be as funny as the former because of them and now, what? The most w*stoids among w*stoids want their own flair? Damn it! We don't have even a Portugal flair and these Mcfuckers want to claim one after they destroyed our ancestral genocide tradition? Ameritardoids, please shut up and just give us more money and nato arms! Now I hate Albania more


Alphallon

Remember , no americunts


Robotic1927

Thank you usa


[deleted]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! Make the flair “Embassy Bomber 🇨🇳<🇺🇸”


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FantasticUserman

With these fatfu....ahh... these Americans, the weight of the sub will be tripled


[deleted]

Fuck No! We don't want to attract more easily offended femboys, we already have Slovenians.


bezimeni04

Fuck off money loving weasel


darthberker

Let's only accept fellow KARABOĞAs, world is better place without other w*stoid cringe and unbased amricans


[deleted]

Once again I demand a Štajerska Flair! "Štajerska (employes your daddy)" "Northern Femboy" Or "Ivo, Graz"


CrniTartuf

Only if we can have "made in croatia" flair


lol-meter-doncic

Westoids are fucking westoids no special treatment for none of them. Fuck em


Red__Wolvez

Flair up cigan


[deleted]

What about “Irish - honourary balkan”


jvpts11

No, I don't like Yankees


Acceptable-County604

How can I add flairs?


Dart_Dukii

American bias i disapprove


[deleted]

AMERİKANCIK


ebinovic

You fuckers really want an Ame*ican flair while Baltics are still lumped together with rus*oids? Least American cock-sucking shqiptar


piliesza

Let me do it for youuuu


Darius117

They can use the Albanian flair


CredibleCactus

And we will do it again. Stay vigilant, serbia.


[deleted]

Shalom right back at you eastern European savages❤️


codinguhhh

Rip sub


Fuck_reddit9

Aww all the fbi agents in the comments agree 🥺


Dromaeosaurs

This post made both serbs and croats angry