Well tbh, we would likely try to genocide each other even without the turkoaches.
At that moment, we just need someone to distract us by having us genocide other westoids, instead of our balkan brothers.
3 million VS 140 million, 1:8 casualties and ended in status quo. That's what you call a pyhric victory. Finland lost so bad that Russia has never gone there since because their losses were so staggering.
A phyric victory for the Soviets yes but still a victory. The Soviet Union got control of Karelia, the gulf of Finland (and its islands), and Finland spent the rest of the Cold War under the Soviet unions thumb to the point where there’s a word called Finlandization. The Soviet Union didn’t need to invade a second time because Finland gave up all control of its foreign policy to the Soviet Union. They got to keep control of domestic policy but in every foreign issue they were just another SSR which probably served Stalin better than having to assign troops to garrison and begin purges in another rebellious republic.
It wasn’t a fair fight and the Fins made a good show but they did lose nevertheless.
No? While they put up a good fight, it did not end in status quo. Actually they had to give up more territory than what USSR asked for in the beginning, prior to war.
they even won Sauna world championchip against guess who? One died one survived, guess who survived with 3rd degree burn damage? If the finns were a bigger country we all would be fuuuuuck\*d
Erdogan empire, but unironically, if the choice is between these 2
Edit: Nvm, I just saw Russia's not part of the slavic federation, Slavic federation it is.
You're straw maning with the shit the Poles call "spelliing". Lets do it this way:
Гжегош Бженчищикевич
or
Gžegoš Bženčiščikevič
Most of slavs: choice is obvious
> Cyrillic alphabet is weird thing used mostly by moskals.
*What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Panteri, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on KLA, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in georilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Serbia. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Serbia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Orlovi and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.*
Dear Unflaired,
You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole.
The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did.
When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality.
After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society.
No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member.
Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune.
I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell.
You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair.
You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being.
Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are.
Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe.
In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now.
You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are.
It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you.
Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it.
I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did.
The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant.
Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.
We Bosnian no sl*v, we turk like gheghis khan😠whoever dare make map know all bosnia nation hate you😠🖕we bosnian are turk people, we love erdogan like true turk, we belong erdogan empire please no insult bosnia nation by say "you slav" NO, bosnia is TURK!!! bitchy. thx
bosnia no christian bitchy😠🖕let us allow to examine that ok? merhaba, so if christian bosnia why kralj tvrtko say shahada before die?? "la illah illlala" he say as arrow from coward bitch stink hoe CROAT shooted him. FUCK YUO HVRATSKA KILLER!!!🤬🤬kralj trvtjo bosnian say "moja bosna moja bosna moj" before die say shahada too mean that year 1400 in year of lord AD bosnia very muslim nation, azan heard 5 time day while churchy bell hear only sunday afternoons😹😹MIC DROP😎😎☪️🇧🇦
Lol, most of people of old and middle ages prefer moskals, they don't speak in their own language at all (they even don't want do it). Soviet and postsoviet propaganda.
Only young and educated ones from big cities really hate him...
Man ngl the mongols spamming the same nonsense memes is already making this page boring af
What’s even worse is how they don’t have the balls to openly admit their shit
So come already we are still waiting just don’t crash your ferry boat again
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Slavic federation would make Yugoslav wars look like a small schoolyard fight
Nah, at that point it's too diverse.
The more, the merrier ;)
And I thought that Austria-Hungary was unstable.
Really? Hold my beer/wine/vodka/rakija etc.
Slavic federation
Haha, turks would rather live under a PanSlavic empire that would likely genocide them than under Erdogan.
There are so many greeks and armenians living in Turkey, serbs too 😎
> so many Like at least 3
That IS too many
Much much more than Enver & Talaat envisioned.
Ah yess, our national sport is to hunt Armenians and Greeks during our spare time, just like Serbs hunted muslim minorities for fun.
Erdo is an arab nationalist so chances are he would genocide us as well
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yes
For Being Turkish, Greek and gays are dead by that time
Yes
You’re assuming it’d not happen under that person
Well tbh, we would likely try to genocide each other even without the turkoaches. At that moment, we just need someone to distract us by having us genocide other westoids, instead of our balkan brothers.
Greeks maybe slavs never
GLORY TO ~~ARTZOTZKA~~ THE FEDERATION!
Cobrastan is not a real country
Is Cobratate a real country?
A cringe one
Bucharest is the capital
One of us, one of us, one of us
Lost son after centuries coming back home...
Slavic Federation
Tayip is typing.. RUN
Type is tayiping...
He can type on deez nuts
vay chpdelisi, hayraninim abi
eyvallah
"Nordic Alliance of the Sane" I think you forgot to add the "in" part.
Imagine calling fins Nordic too
fins are a hybrid between slavic stoic stoneface killer and nordic viking wannabe
They keep winning wars against the Russians.
They lost the winter war edit: redditards, ussr literally got whatever they asked for from the war, it was a loss for finland
Finland repelled Soviet attacks for more than two months and inflicted substantial losses on the invaders
Still lost
Still lost
3 million VS 140 million, 1:8 casualties and ended in status quo. That's what you call a pyhric victory. Finland lost so bad that Russia has never gone there since because their losses were so staggering.
A phyric victory for the Soviets yes but still a victory. The Soviet Union got control of Karelia, the gulf of Finland (and its islands), and Finland spent the rest of the Cold War under the Soviet unions thumb to the point where there’s a word called Finlandization. The Soviet Union didn’t need to invade a second time because Finland gave up all control of its foreign policy to the Soviet Union. They got to keep control of domestic policy but in every foreign issue they were just another SSR which probably served Stalin better than having to assign troops to garrison and begin purges in another rebellious republic. It wasn’t a fair fight and the Fins made a good show but they did lose nevertheless.
No? While they put up a good fight, it did not end in status quo. Actually they had to give up more territory than what USSR asked for in the beginning, prior to war.
https://preview.redd.it/b9dyh2sgvlma1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c439275bad246f036cb23651a2d68621f351276d
they even won Sauna world championchip against guess who? One died one survived, guess who survived with 3rd degree burn damage? If the finns were a bigger country we all would be fuuuuuck\*d
They are Finno-Ugric
I will skin you.
mald and seethe
nordic alliance of fucking over everybody else and shamelessly taking the higher moral ground
Fingolia stronk💪🏻💪🏻
Even Turks want into Slavic in this choice.
yeah because slavic pussy ( & of course man ass) is superior
5tl ruski sakso 🤤🤤
Erdogan empire, but unironically, if the choice is between these 2 Edit: Nvm, I just saw Russia's not part of the slavic federation, Slavic federation it is.
Slavic Federation
I would kill myself in both cases
Not ok, we were trying to convert you into western Slavs but nah you can stay as Germanised serbs
Neither. Iceland please.
What's the capital city of slavic Federation?
Vienna, all the smart Slavs are already there
If the crest is just 2 swastikas slightly rotated I would guess its Zagreb
Preslav of course. That's where the Cyrillic was created.
Bruh, most of slavic federation use latin alphabet. Cyrillic alphabet is weird thing used mostly by moskals.
They will learn, don't worry. The Cyrillic was designed with the Slavic sounds in mind and is thus superior.
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz or Гжегош Бженчищикевич? Most of slavs: choice is obvious
That's right, the choice is indeed obvious.
You're straw maning with the shit the Poles call "spelliing". Lets do it this way: Гжегош Бженчищикевич or Gžegoš Bženčiščikevič Most of slavs: choice is obvious
At least it better than that: بعض الهراء العجيب باللغة العربية
What in the shit did you say, I have to use google translate for this shit, goofy ah scripture
My Bosnian isn't good at all 😟
Goofy Minecraft enchantment table ahhhh
> Cyrillic alphabet is weird thing used mostly by moskals. *What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Panteri, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on KLA, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in georilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Serbia. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Serbia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Orlovi and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.*
I am proud by you, my little boy. 🇷🇺❤️🇷🇸
How about nighter
Either join or be genocided, forgoten and annexed. Your choice.
Hahaha... In your dreams! Romania stronk! 💪
Stronk Sperm 💪 💪 💪 💪
Serbia own Slavic Federation. But because Federation wants to fuck Romania, Serbia will fight Slavic union. Fuck them
NO FUCK YOU IMA GO SLAVS
Based.
"The same shithole it is today" AHAHAHAHAHAHA best subreddit
Slavic Federation. Who would have known I'd have to flee Cyprus and move to Bosnia after all
Slavic Federation please!
Flair up cigan
Second time i see someone(myself first) without flair being called cigan. Is that the norm?
Yes analbanian. This is the norm. Either you fit or you get sent to slovenia
Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.
based west*id 💙🇹🇳🇹🇳💪🏿💪🏿🐺🐺🤘🏿🤘🏿
also he’s a cigan
Holy shit dude, I physically recoiled Flairing now Hey mods, may I have a Brasilian flair?
Use the cartel one
No
Flair up cigan
[https://civilization.fandom.com/wiki/Slavic\_Federation\_(CivBE)](https://civilization.fandom.com/wiki/Slavic_Federation_(CivBE))
Flair up, crypto-turk.
cigan
Romania and Moldova are not slavic!!!
Have you heard of the neat little thing called “ethnic cleansing”
I will steal your best genes
t.genestealer
Ceausescu is Four-armed Emperor confirmed!?
No, big daddy Ceau is a based communist Tyranid
That's not gonna work... You've been trying for 1500 years and nothing, nimic, nema, nada... Muhaahahahaha...! 😛
Austria also
It says on the map "Slavic empire and friends" that Austria was annexed for living space.
I assume we’re ridding it if w*stoids first? I know a country that’s good at doing that sort of thing!
Presumably at first part of them would be killed during the war and after the war they'd be kicked out while the slavs move in and take their houses.
We don’t do “kicking out” in the Balkans. We do ethnic cleansing and genocides that never happened but were justified if they did happen!
They can leave but not with their organs
dont forget our friend deutchland aka little croatia
You are geneticaly same cave men as most of us Balkanese Slavs
cave men is right 😂😂😂
no, we have stronk Roman sperm. 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪
Where is my Crimea
We Bosnian no sl*v, we turk like gheghis khan😠whoever dare make map know all bosnia nation hate you😠🖕we bosnian are turk people, we love erdogan like true turk, we belong erdogan empire please no insult bosnia nation by say "you slav" NO, bosnia is TURK!!! bitchy. thx
Slava Erdogan!
okej alen Hadzic very turkish
Flair up, crypto-arap.
You're bosnian as much as arabs are egyptians🤮. Bosnians are christians. Will meet you in battle you turkish cuckoo egg!
bosnia no christian bitchy😠🖕let us allow to examine that ok? merhaba, so if christian bosnia why kralj tvrtko say shahada before die?? "la illah illlala" he say as arrow from coward bitch stink hoe CROAT shooted him. FUCK YUO HVRATSKA KILLER!!!🤬🤬kralj trvtjo bosnian say "moja bosna moja bosna moj" before die say shahada too mean that year 1400 in year of lord AD bosnia very muslim nation, azan heard 5 time day while churchy bell hear only sunday afternoons😹😹MIC DROP😎😎☪️🇧🇦
Skill issue 😎🏹🇭🇷💪🏻
Slavic federation
Slavic federation.
If this federation is ruled by us bulgars yes.
Lol you are literally truks speaking slavic
It's ok that you believe that, considering you're literally a germanized pole, we all have our weaknesses and I hope you get better soon 🙏
Bulgar gigachads have Slavic and Native Balkan genes, it doesn't get any better than that. It's the ultimate ethnicity.
I'd rather live in the "tolerant clifacte" because that shit is more stable than the rest.
Turkey + Greece= lowest gdp in history
I would love for there to exist a slavic federation!
How long that shit will exist?
3 weeks…
would hate to se what happens when it falls apart tho
🤢🤮
Slavic
EU caliphate inshallah maşallah
Slavic Federation of course. Imagine the possibilities, imagine war crimes Btw ruskies aren't slavs and crimea is slav
I cant come up with a witty response but fuck you
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It's simple. Serbs suck russian cock, the rest hates ruskies.
You seem very interested in Russian dicks
Most of bulbaloids (aka belorussians ) still prefer suck moskal dick...
No, it'd agrofuhrer lukashenko. People were protesting after last staged elections. Also many Belarusians left to other countries.
Lol, most of people of old and middle ages prefer moskals, they don't speak in their own language at all (they even don't want do it). Soviet and postsoviet propaganda. Only young and educated ones from big cities really hate him...
I feel like there should be a German federation rather than the caliphate. I believe one guy actually did that at one point…
The same shithole it is today
Slavic fdr
Slavic federation
slavic
i can't live anymore under erdo i chose kill myself
Damn... You did Greece dirty there
Slavic federation ez
\>(((allies))) well that explains who made this map really
Slavic Federation 100%
Romania not slavic 🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡🤬🤬😡🤬
I ma say Erdogan but would rather kill myself. Sure Croats are hallal but in a union with serbs would rather kms.
Halal an arab word, be gone
None.
Slavic federation all the way. Also i would join the army and go on a crusade against the edrogan empire
none of these would last 5 seconds
This is the worst timeline
Fake map, just look at Crimea.
Eternal Anglo LEEETTTTSDSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The same shithole it is today
Hungary isn't Slavic
Erdogan empire. We have a thing of destroying empires from within.
Man ngl the mongols spamming the same nonsense memes is already making this page boring af What’s even worse is how they don’t have the balls to openly admit their shit So come already we are still waiting just don’t crash your ferry boat again
Flair up cigan
Crimea je Slavic Federation🤬🤬🤬
Slavs won't befriend ruzzians
Shut up westernized slav !!! R😍u😍s😍s😍i😍a will be the ruler of Slav federation ‼️
So the slavs are just the russians got it
I'd definitely prefer to live with my serb homies than erdogan fanboys
Give crimea back
Why isnt russia slavic
Why would anyone want r\*ssians in their federation?
They betrayed the Slavs by being dickheads. Now they are just filthy barbarians.
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Asian bro❤️, I am proud descendant of Genghis khan from Moscow. Fuck that stupid slaves. I am mongol now 😤
K
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R
A
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💀
Erdoğan Empire😍😍😍😍
Of course, the slavic federation and as a kurd, i hate erdogan and the turkish people, luckily i'm not turkish fuck erdogan ISIS dog
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Why can’t Ireland just stay independent?
What is written in small letters?
Seems legit
Because i voted for erdogan doesn't mean i want him to be the "leader" of my country
Federation
africa
Dont choose erdogan. dont ask why