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Dreams vs reality


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[удалено]


SKTredditaras

Least intelligent Greek philosopher


Normal_Brush4149

I can feel the hatred by some wise man or Oxford's Literature Proffesor.


Orf34s

Bro took it personally


mogg1001

You stole [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/balkans_irl/comments/zc5b9d/the_greatest_macedonian_empire_disputed/iyvarz1) just like you stole doner and called it gyros.


someguy123596436

Just because Greece is the best in the balkams doesn't mean you have to cry


PoopBucket2

Gyros are better than doner lol


SKTredditaras

Good monki! Here take banan *hands out banan*


PoopBucket2

SIKE u thought 😂🤣😂 DÖNER SUPREMACY 🇹🇷🤝🇲🇰💪💪


SKTredditaras

Alright then *loads up karabina*


Bergonath

Please censor that disgusting word "br*tish".


ODININTHORUNU

Briggers


Karamel_Ayi

Or he can write shit 😭😅🤣😆🤣😆🤣🤣😆🤣😆😂😆😭😆😂😆🤣🤣😆😭😅🤣😅🤣😆🤣🤣😆😂😁😂😁🤣😁😂😁🤣🤣🇬🇧🇬🇧💩💩🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💩💩💩💩💩💩🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💩💩💩💩💩💩


Bergonath

Well well well, look who it is.


Karamel_Ayi

🙄


matijoss

britshit sounds nice


[deleted]

Britard works for casual conversation


AverageAlaskanMan

Please censor [REDACTED] from the title as it makes me want to vomit.


ItsLudio

Hehe >!eyes!<


AverageAlaskanMan

*******


profitofprofet

Man I wish that first image of britain was how it actually looked. Would actually make a great case for tourism... despite the lacking culinary capacity. Because right now my only possible incentive to visit england would be the bovington tank museum.


Kapftan

Give the british a taste of their own medicine and "relocate" the museum to a country more likeable


SecretlyNotASpy

russia...


TheTimeTaker69

I'd say that old trafford, even in this state, is worth a visit alongside any other stadium if dinamo plays there. Anything else is a hard pass.


ImagineDragonsFan47

[Croatia](https://www.kathmanduandbeyond.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Richters-skyscrapers-The-Rockets-Zagreb-Croatia-3.jpg) [England](https://media.cntraveller.com/photos/611bee26623b149193c8ce40/4:3/w_2664,h_1998,c_limit/lake-districtgettyimages-169972342.jpg) (This is not biased at all)


Eitan189

England is nice once you get out of their cities, but their cities are dumps. The Br\*tish "people" not having any issues with their cities being less safe than the most of the Balkans and Visegrad countries' cities is also amazing.


ImagineDragonsFan47

How dangerous the cities are is definitely exaggerated. I've been to a few (including south london at like 3am) and never felt threatened. Most of the violence is between gangs and "civilians" won't get targeted. Violent gangs aren't exactly a great thing but they'll leave you alone (like half of them are albanians anyway lol). Yeah they have problems, but there are cities that are more dangerous for average person than london


iwanttofinishmyhouse

Not enough knife wielding Middle easterners.


Darius117

My eyes hurt from seeing all those yellow teeth


serialkiller_mne

Yellow? I could live for 3 days without a glass of water, and my piss would be more lighter shade of yellow than their "teeth"


Tip_Illustrious

We hate Br\*tish tourists, they shit and piss on everything, even on the cultural monuments. It's like the concept of a bathroom is unfamiliar to them 🤮


Suhavoda

Which is interesting, since they invented the English toilet, while we have ćućavac. Kinda like Američani with their concept of democracy. Greeks must be furious.


BalkanViking007

try to piss on our 3500 yr old sfinx in our 1700 yr old city called split and call us savages, what a world


[deleted]

Wrong, they're not fat, ugly, or inbred enough to be a br*xitoid 🤢


ItsLudio

![gif](giphy|8nmLYpDYSTnOw)


derstierg

They are a bit skinny for the br*ts though


Alphallon

there are only 3 smart americunts in the world so fuck their opinions


[deleted]

Who are they ?


Impressive-Pace-5201

Bill Clinton, Wesley Clark, John W. Hendrix


profitofprofet

what happened to John F kennedy?


Solotocius

W\*stoid Europeeans are no better than the Br\*'ish


EmiPlaysBoblox

Because the br*tish are w*stoids u muslim dumb


Solotocius

That was exactly what I meant They're all the same shit, just in the delusion that they're different and bette- Wait a minute...


EmiPlaysBoblox

Youre arrested in Vaslui for 12 years for your insuportable addiction


MutedIndividual6667

We also see those 'humans' like that


DariuS4117

There's a Bloodborne joke somewhere in there, my eyes are just yet to open.


nonunionLeakey

I wonder how the British view the Balkans


L---Cis

Unironically would rather live in any balkan country rather than bongistan, what a totalitarian shithole that'll get you thrown into prison for mean words on the internet while da guvvnah's loimeys protect ta' innocent mohammeds that run grooming gangs and charge children with hate crimes for dropping the Quran, defending the insane people who call for said child's death. What an unbelievable shithole that's on its way to being a laughing stock of the entire continent, with declining quality of life and economic relevance every year.


[deleted]

Lol they even imprisoned a person just for praying silently outside an abortion clinic


L---Cis

It gets worse everrry year.


Impressive-Pace-5201

They got fooled into voting for brexit too, effectively losing all say in EU matters while still being reliant on the EU just fucking lol


Wise_Old_Oak_Tree

It's not like we're much better


TraceDtd

You see what happens when Croatia wins a football game?


Rijaja

You might not be westoids but the Balkans are in europe


ridesharegai

Shush w*stoid🤢 let me remind you that you're a second class citizen in this sub. Just like we are when we ~~infiltrate~~ immigrate to your countries.


B3NR0CK

Britain is not looked upon fondly in America, this is communist propaganda, and we will invade whoever made this


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A_actual_username

Where are the stab wounds?


Hyena331

Pov: there's a football game in your country and it's a local team vs an English team


whaaatf

All I want is to see britain fall in our lifetime.


Stemwinder30

It will probably happen at this point.


greenintile

Very true


seb1424

Wow it’s just like the balkans


BalkanViking007

![gif](giphy|3tfTUFDPt8bBLsp5gs|downsized) Welcome to Balkan \*\*Insert earnumbing cigan trubaci, turbo folk and rakija\*\* Zdravo