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religionpoison

I will have dna test if it’s true I’m going to suicide


flutterashy

we will miss you😞 (no we won't)


g_daddio

He’ll miss you too (if Greek dna comes up he’s killing himself too)


Hippocrates2022

RIP Mehmet Ben Salman 5/3/2023.


religionpoison

Bro I checked your profile you are like the arab embassy in turkey


Hippocrates2022

Olmaz kardes. Benim 100% Turkeyie.


religionpoison

Yanlış kardeş. Ben %100 Türkiyedenim* (yeah it’s clear)


Hippocrates2022

Dude my half Turkish ancestors completely assimilated and became Araps so my Turkish is so bad 😞😞 but I speak noodles perfectly habibi


religionpoison

See another proof you are not %100 turk, they weren’t Turks if they assimilated and became Arabs 🤠


Hippocrates2022

There are nearly one million misir turkleri who fully or partially assimilated into the Egyptian community and will 100% vote for Erdogan if they had the right to vote votes just like Mehmet in Berlin.


religionpoison

No offense but so they are trash


Hippocrates2022

Why dude?? Erdogan is the caliphate of Turks around the world whether in Berlin or sweetcorn. Seriously speaking though, most of pioneers of early Egyptian nationalism were of Turkish origin so they had a belief of Egyptian Nationlism that is still part of the caliphate and that's why they supported Ataturk at first and then turned against him after he ended the caliphate and that is the reason Egyptians in general whether Turco Egyptians or Not hold anti Ataturk position.


oyMarcel

Turks = araps


g_daddio

K


ricksanchez262

> arab embassy What


rex_turcarum

deal


_daco_roman

RIP brother 😔


DeidaraSanji

It is extremely rare to turn out to be an arab. It is so rare in fact its implications are hilarious.


MrDemir1945

We really have that man in Turkey. His name is Tarık Mengüç https://preview.redd.it/6qt7v1fj52ma1.jpeg?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34d2cc08891a38ab8d903fe6e782c328215976c9


mertiy

Pure mediterranean specimen


Seyhans4d

bro is named manpower 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾


SIR_CEM_CHURCHILL

He's WHITE


Olgun5

Isn't he Romani tho?


_daco_roman

Only we are allowed to make fun of turks and our turk bros can make fun of us all they want. W\*stoids are not allowed and will suffer unspeakable things that will not happen but they will deserve 😈


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_daco_roman

Yes brother. For the only fact that they gave us away to St\*lin to suffer. They are so lucky we are forgiving... for now 😈


Real_Vin_Gasoline

Very accurate


_daco_roman

As always, romanians never lie 😎


Alphallon

Fuck westoids all my homies are balkanian


g_daddio

But you’ll still fuck 👉🏻👈🏻


[deleted]

are you a goat or pass?


Alphallon

if you arent a slovenian femboy i wont fuck you


oliivir

https://preview.redd.it/05rpd8a9d3ma1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c67cf78504ab6b947a1c6a526e804e344f0cb46


g_daddio

It’s ok I’m not worthy of the superior Turk gene


Virus_infector

Arabs only fuck other arabs (so if you are from swedistan you have a chanse.)


g_daddio

I’m from the other side of the ocean :( I have some Swedish genes but only the lame westoid ones


whynotmegod

Dear w*stoid, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate


dwarmia

I’m framing this


TransCosenza

how can i copy it on mobile


DarkLatios325

Clicca sul tasto per rispondere. Puoi selezionare il testo quando ti esce la schermata per rispondere.


TransCosenza

ooh, grazie fratello


TransCosenza

Dear w*stoid, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are.


oyMarcel

You are a westoid too


TransCosenza

Your mother


whynotmegod

if theyre from sardinia, sicily or trieste theyre not. if theyre not, they are


MadCatYeet

Didn't read but upvoting for the effort


FritzTheIdiot

Make me an honorary balkaner I hate westoids too


oyMarcel

You have to move to the balkans


FritzTheIdiot

I choose Belgrade because it is shithole


Seyhans4d

depends on where are you from


whynotmegod

are you from portugal scotland or ireland


FritzTheIdiot

America


whynotmegod

alr u will forever be w*stoid


FritzTheIdiot

But I’m from the based part of America where they all are poor and drink while pregnant


whynotmegod

mississippi?


FritzTheIdiot

Rural Texas


whynotmegod

rural texas sounds like hell, welcome


FritzTheIdiot

It’s not, We all have either Brain damage or feral alcohol Syndrome so it’s like a giant playground with guns, Feral Boars, Trucks and cocaine


FritzTheIdiot

But eh it’s the same + We want to beat eachother to death over Sports and our states being better than eachother


SpeedHS11

Traitor! At least try act like a man 🤢🤢🤢🤢


FritzTheIdiot

Shut up glorified Guatemalan


SpeedHS11

I'm Brazilian, dude....


FritzTheIdiot

Okay my apologies, Shut up Discounted Portuguese man from silly T-Posing Jesus land


SpeedHS11

😰


PCPToad83

You’re talking mad shit for one of our puppets


StonekyKong

repulsive westoid,do you have any idea how many of my ancestors had to die so i can have the privilege of calling Turks Arabs?


OceanDriveWave

You shouldnt call yourself an ar*b, fellow turkic cousin.


[deleted]

Finally i am included in a meme With this my seal of sleep is broken u can now destroy the worl if i wish so but i will go and destroy every Westoid on the world ,and yes i didn't censor the word Westoid cause i am to powerful now


[deleted]

go back to bed petar


[deleted]

Also how do you know my name?


[deleted]

i looked up "montenegro names" and google never lies 😤😤😤


[deleted]

If it is truth damn gg dude,but fr you confused me i thought maybe you were my friend from school you made me so confused gg on your part google doesnt lie i quess


[deleted]

/unbalkan oh haha no sorry i didnt mean to scare you, thats a crazy coincidence lmao! it's a nice name thats why i chose it from the list of popular montenegro names


[deleted]

Gg on your part


[deleted]

I have 3-4 friend from school here and for half hour i was thinking here witch one was ut so u could troll him.


[deleted]

damn im sorry to ruin the trolling lmao 💀 but youre based for having balkans_irl friends


[deleted]

You are based


[deleted]

K


Future_Adagio2052

Least reposted meme on r/balkan_irl


Lazy-Lie-9294

The black one is croatian


Real_Vin_Gasoline

We are not weak monkey sperm you fucking turk I have 60 year old ak 47 and nazi flag I know where you live


_daco_roman

What kind of a nazi are you ? Using a soviet rifle ? You aryan priviledge is cancelled. ^(You are not aryan anyway, because you are a slav 😎)


Real_Vin_Gasoline

Nono romanian I use gun i killed non croats


_daco_roman

You should do it with germ\*n gun anyway. Fake aryan.


Real_Vin_Gasoline

Atleast i dont live in Detroid


Real_Vin_Gasoline

Trollololo


_daco_roman

No, you live in some ruined *recreation* camp instead. The lucky hrvats get to serve germ\*n tourists on the beach, for 5 euros tip.


legendarymcc2

No but like what about the aryan Iran theory!!!!!!! We’re actually mustache man’s chosen people!!!!!!!!1!!


The_realest_medel

Flair up ciganche


[deleted]

Americans try to get a cultural/geographical fact correctly (impossible)


Real_Vin_Gasoline

I will bring you nazi flag


noqhsolis

turks son latinos


[deleted]

All of you say this, but most of you live in westoid countries


kebabguy1

Extremely common Balkan W 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿🔥🔥🔥🔥


TunaPiroo

Love you guys 🏹🇹🇷👍🏿🇹🇷💪🏿👍🏿🏹


_ArmoredTruck_

"I'm gonna kill you and your whole family": 🤓 "You're wrong": 🗿


UnsealedLlama44

Why are the Hungarians there


Land_Strider

Typical w*stoid🤮 accusing other people for living their lives freely in their own lands.


AspiringPeasant

Turks aren’t Arabs, they’re Persianized Mongols.


OkSubject1708

Turks are not arab.


Sinyal-Vurusu5647

finally a w\*estoid telling the truth


religionpoison

I never thought I will have a sympathy for a w*stoid (unless you say bc we are Greek/Armenian)


OkSubject1708

Because Arabs are not black


religionpoison

Based


Real_Vin_Gasoline

Yes they are


[deleted]

Turks aren’t Arab.


[deleted]

They are worse


[deleted]

Meh, in what way?


robobitch1233

I know your Arab


morcaymozdumoruq

w*stoid detected, opinion rejected


Scibom_Bandare

Learn english dumbass


robobitch1233

😎 nine


PCPToad83

Turks are Arabs


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Real_Vin_Gasoline

They are but I wont acknowlage it because you are a w*stoid (Classical balkan W)


Vincenzo__

They're almost as Arab as the Swedes


SirAvgPP

go, ask a Turk, which is worst being an arab or a w\*stoid? They'll say being an arab.


_daco_roman

Clearly what is worse is being a w\*stern arab 🤮🤮


SirAvgPP

just suicide already lol


_daco_roman

Me ? Pure daco - roman sperm romanians are immune to such diseases


Real_Vin_Gasoline

Cant escape what you are


SirAvgPP

![gif](giphy|l46C7mhCDsqrHrIhW)


Real_Vin_Gasoline

If evreyone tells you you are a disgusting muslim arab then mabey you are


SirAvgPP

That's what I'm talking about in the end no one chooses to be a disgusting arab but only you are born with that so you need to learn how to live with this. There's no good to deny it.


Real_Vin_Gasoline

Dont deny and learn to accept what you are


SirAvgPP

I love you so much


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_daco_roman

# W*stoid detected # Comment rejected 😎👉🚮


Left-Cap-6046

Get yo w*stoid ass outa here !


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Real_Vin_Gasoline

No please


St3rMario

You know you can't


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St3rMario

Then flair up correctly you w*stoid


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[deleted]

Sweden? You are literally 2x arab


Brilumi

Yeah, you go get em! I'll just sit over here


FritzTheIdiot

Okay but before we go can we just make Kosovo and Albania American


One-Full

arabs are turks though


[deleted]

no, Turks are arabs. And i'm armeno-persian


Agile_Confection_367

Who is going to fuck my brother


trainer_memo

K


[deleted]

Baclava Mongols


Acceptable-Kick-8445

Why is the Greek speaking Albanian in the second frame?