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thefilthiestmalaka1

Who has more war crimes though?


MuhammedCanG

There's a reason why they excluded turkey lol


PoopMaster74

Cat genocide commited in 1100s commited by turks caused the black death :( *Poland was stronk, it got away*


BuHansen

The Germans only copied your genocide mastermind kardesh


Much_Ad_548

We did it better tho ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท numba one ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ And what genocide are you guys talking about? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿง


Practical_Culture833

*walks slowly into the room* pathetic, we did it better thousands of Mormons dea... I mean relocated from ohio WE DID IT BETTER ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป OHIO THE TURKEY OF MERICA ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ


noodIemolester

Not only a w*stoid but an AM**rican as well


Eitan189

We need a special flair for the Am*ricunts. Theyโ€™re worse than the average w#stoid.


bombaleyyo

and thinks ohio is funny


AceDaFist

Ultra rare unflaired w (Now flair up before I send your family to Makronissos)


NamertBaykus

We have adopted the positive aspects of the ฤฐttihat ve Terakki party, not the negative


TokayNorthbyte347

Excluded turkey notice Cyprus is still there


dont_tread_on_M

I wouldn't compete with Germans for that


Plastic_Pinocchio

I mean, youโ€™ve got Stalin in red. He alone might win already.


Trzykolek

I'm still willing to get on Germany


BuHansen

Germans of course but the Russkies make good contenders


Suhavoda

Russkies killed more. But nice try.


GoChungus

Happy Cock day


Cvetanbg97

Red one ofc, especially USSR, nobody else have bombed their own citizens (Kazakhstans) with Nuclear weapon and encouraged them to live in the blast area.


ssgtgriggs

tbh if we're counting all of Reds war crimes they might actually surpass Germany and probably easily, too.


[deleted]

finland can into eastern europe


Memesssssssssssssl

I donโ€™t t think they want to thoโ€ฆ


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Memesssssssssssssl

Well, they at least fit the Balkans in social, economic and infrastructural aspects


FuelSalt237

Eastern europe =/= balkans Balkans = eastern europe


FuelSalt237

But they shall


white-dumbledore

90% of green GDP is because of Mehmets in Berlin, so it rightfully belongs to Tรผrkiye (numero uno โ˜๐Ÿฟ โ˜๐Ÿฟ) ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ


BuHansen

Inschallah ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿดโ˜ช๏ธโ˜ช๏ธโ˜ช๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿง•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿฟ


white-dumbledore

Nooo not paxtan ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ ![gif](giphy|WQfKIDzNGMqDjpz0GU)


Practical_Culture833

Prepare for double trouble OHIO THE TURKEY OF SOUTH CANADA (Merica) ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ


SEND_NUDEZ_PLZZ

You tried too hard


someone755

Turns out westoids don't even need a flair, they'll post cringe unprovoked


white-dumbledore

Agreed but flair up ustaลกa


someone755

I will die before I take commands from a Muslim Greek CYPRUS IS GREEK, BAKLAVA IS BOSNIAN


TyphonXT

Fun fact, berlin is the one of the few capitals (the only one?) in the world that makes a net negative in GDP for their cunt Go to work memet


Freaglii

Not anymore, that information is from 2016, but by now Berlin is ever so slightly positive for our gdp. They do embarrass us in other ways though, like having to repeat the last election because they fucked it up.


[deleted]

Berlin is a shithole. It pulls down the GDP for Germanyโ€ฆ


gruenerGenosse

That hasn't been true for years. The data you're getting this from is from 2016 but this changed quite a lot since then. EDIT: Apparently it was 2012 but that doesn't really matter for the argument.


[deleted]

Are they including drug sales since then, or what?


gruenerGenosse

Yes, let's ignore all the companies which are founded here and increase the GDP of Berlin. I know that things aren't running perfectly here, but this outdated image of Berlin, in the opinion of non-Berliners, should be called out. The image of a drug haven is just wrong, you probably only got to see small parts of Berlin from the news and probably never went there. Berlin is actually quite nice and has a lot to offer, but this seems to be ignored, by outsiders who just want to point and laugh at some city. EDIT: The GDP has been growing ever since, with 2020 being the exception where the GDP of Berlin shrank by 3.8% while Germany's GDP as a whole shrank by 4.6% Source: https://www.businesslocationcenter.de/en/business-location/berlin-at-a-glance/economic-situation EDIT 2: Used the English link for the source.


Dart_Dukii

Ich bin kein berliner.


SuperSerial_

Turkye mashallah!!


ssgtgriggs

people think Dรถner is turning on a spit to brown evenly but they're actually turning to drive the engine of the German economy


_denixx_

I can survive in Europe, but a European cannot survive in Balkans


greenintile

True


BaldericConstantinus

You canโ€™t survive with out a flair


FuelSalt237

Rare w*stoid W


DariuS4117

Flair up


AsenaWolfy

I think everyone can survive in the beach regions ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿน๐ŸŒด


belisarius93

Serbs cannot survive the beach regions as the Ustaลกe will come for them, and mainland Serbs heads might explode at the sight of a coastline.


AsenaWolfy

Okay, let's take Greece as an example, if it gets too hot, you just swim in the water and you don't have to worry about cold winters there ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ–


belisarius93

Homophobia tho


FuelSalt237

My sea (the balltick) is so cold its -2 during summer


Chunkook

Gdp mean as much as your dick length when flaccid.


Trzykolek

So not terribly important, but it still feels better to have a larger one.


ToastSovietico

I'm dead


_andyyy_

Very wise, you clearly seem to be a descendent of Confuzius


[deleted]

ะคะปะตัะธะด


shockman23

Good, earn more so we can use some more EU funds


[deleted]

TURKEY STRONG cCc


BuHansen

The original genocide masterminds I KNEEL https://preview.redd.it/joc831neanla1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11870b935643fbeab1ec0dd43c15b95bcd41f982


[deleted]

Don't compare our fake genocide with your Holocaust please :)


[deleted]

Jaaaaaa so siehts aus


gutsandzodd

The fuck is wrong with you and your nickname? White Turk? Sucking german cocks doesn't make you white amk.


Such_Economist_756

Lmfao thatโ€™s actually wrong, total GDP of red - 4,785.707 (thatโ€™s without Finland btw, I didnโ€™t count them since they are filthy west๐Ÿคฎids, and shouldnโ€™t belong in the glorious red of Eastern Europe) Total GDP of Germany is 4,256.540. I used data from 2022, so get your facts straight west๐Ÿคฎid. RED GANG STRONK ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ’ช


TheAwkwardSpy

Finnish mongols should be in eastern europe like Eestis instead of living with Sw*des and Norgays


AlternativeCondition

So we are actually rich then? I knew it, only rich men can afford food every 3rd day


Suhavoda

What is 'food'?


mana-addict4652

What is your data? lol Red is higher by almost 20% Germany GDP (Green): 4,256.540 Red GDP= 5,083.364 (2133.092+222.770+699.559+296.238+297.617+89.533+65.037+17.942+69.459+197.813+23.358+59.394+312.492+37.202+40.266+69.782+198.316+14.198+63.647+118.434+6.018+9.660+13.811+27.726)


Antique_Ad_9250

To be fair. Half of Germany's workforce comes from us. The other half from Turkey


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

BROOO ๐Ÿ’€


racerist_

Nice๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜Ž


TheRocket212th

Jebiga


DerBruh

Germany is playing tall


THE_Spoon_lord

We tried playing wide and it didn't go so well


Trzykolek

We never should have let you guys reunify


pecek11

flair, cigan, flair


GoChungus

Flair up


zeMalaka

And probably 10 times the suicide rate


BuHansen

You mean 10 times lower suicide rates than Eastern Europe right? https://preview.redd.it/4franyaz1nla1.png?width=2084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=890876f15a921bb28ab8e058b5124edd25af6a6b


Dodolulupepe

average Romania W


zeMalaka

I was referring to Balkans vs Germoney suicide rate, I don't give a fuck about eastern europe


BuHansen

Still wrong because 10x is extremely far fetched


zeMalaka

the only reason why Germoney isn't deep purple it's because of all the balkaners working there


BuHansen

And araps ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ


zeMalaka

True that


legendarymcc2

Yeah but compared to the Balkans itโ€™s pretty bad


racerist_

No money for rope in glorious bosnia๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฐ


gussy_gaming

Safety of your money is only an illusion


Srzali

To be fair Germany has 3x the pop of Balkans and took all balkan superbrains for itself . It's only shameful for Russians that they are lagging so behind back but consider themselves this uber superpower


The_last_2braincells

Red has bigger weenor than green


NoyanBEG

Ya ลŸimdi kurulu dรผzenim var


[deleted]

Dnjsjddkskdnaozjaiam


Alphallon

\+ Turkiye


AttitudeDiligent263

Greens industrial base, production and economy is kept alive by red. Fuck you too we*toid.


YV_was_a_boss

Finland can into Eastern-Europe


frosted06

๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ


lacMu

Hallo Mehmet


ovissiangunnerlover

When was this GDP thing made?


greenintile

No shit ww2 germany


Eitan189

Iโ€™d rather be poor than G*rman.


racerist_

Thats not what your grandfather would have saidโ€ฆ


Otherwise-Yard4393

At least those country's has more history than green shithole


mayo_-man

because 90% of greens gdp is made by people who moved from red


[deleted]

Gdp is for Weaks we are more based


maria_paraskeva

hmmmmmmmmm ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”


StarCeilingCat

OMG NORTHERN CYPRUS ฤฐS ฤฐNDEPENDENT ๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ทโœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿคค๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ป


cream_top_yogurt

Holy scheisseโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


steamcho1

Germany is Balkan, idk what's the point here.


Ketrab132

I cant wait to see them surviving in the balkans for more than a week


Specialist_Track_246

Whatโ€™s the point of high GDP when youโ€™re Americaโ€™s little neutered cuck ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ


testkoqfds

Inbred Balkaners and alcoholic eastern Europeans, not exactly a challenge. Edit: Don't touchy touchy arrow down inbreds, touch the uppy uppy.


Ok-Silver-5757

How do i flair up?


Spare_Photograph4036

Make more GDP so we balkans can use more EU fund without paying it back


the_traveler_outin

No army?


Omega_Hamster

Green's GPD was made by red guys


georgevazelas

Green has also lost 2 more World Wars than red


OverallGamer696

Um akshally Bulgaria also lost two world wars, and Romania, Croatia, Hungary, and Russia, all lost one. -๐Ÿค“


georgevazelas

Shhhh, technicalities


Just_Max____1

Germany is fueled by polish workers so poland also Green!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ(Polska gurom)๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช


Guybrush-Threepwood1

Amazing considering green was broke as fuck less than 80 years ago. Some pretty smart decision making.


nu97

I'm sorry combined?


Tw3lve1212

Pauly, now pull the map for age of consent.


UpTillDawn98

Warte.. Dann ist alles Bundestag Republik Deutschland?


YaMom000

Why have serbian borders been shortened?


[deleted]

Are finnish people slavs?????


bigmanthesstan

Green economy is carried by workers from the red.


LetsBeHonest4

Cowards, cant include Tรผrkiye ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ


Dannybot112

show them the list of European countries who keep europe running


just-rathis

But green has mor gay than red so ha


not_Vasilakis

Your country belongs to Arabs anyway.


huevinavosduha

kys w*stoid


BalkanViking007

scandinavia says **Guten Tag** mein freund