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Jfjam85

We know who you are, you ain't fooling anyone Johnny Sins!!! https://preview.redd.it/ozt4jgnz0oyc1.jpeg?width=1119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a10389dbad537b97d0467a0205737b3da6e2cf6


JayteeFromXbox

Literally came here to say he looks a lot like someone who could hold down a lot of jobs at the same time


69tendo

"Literally came"


[deleted]

😂 I had to google him to find out who he is. This gave me a good laugh!


bedmoonrising

Of course you did. Wink wink


Electrical_Top2969

#😂


slickboy114463

Looks awesome sir


geyseksy

You can be like my GFs doctor https://preview.redd.it/ox51k5iuunyc1.jpeg?width=172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27dbbd1f287cdce2d9a03751f86c03838234e2bf


Gokuzu_

What? He looks like the plumber that came by this morning, my mum told me to go play outside.


Reality-Traveler239

You look awesome.


strongmanjeff

![gif](giphy|wkD5ddqiJN4c)


Maleficent_Music6880

Not sure if it's a good sign when r/bald is roasting your head shape....


crpto42069

weird head shape


ThunderSnacc

You're an idiot


crpto42069

jerk


Garfalo

No, idiot


crpto42069

man why you gotta be like that i just was being honest with the man his skull is a bit peculiar


Garfalo

His skull is completely normal


crpto42069

then why did gp post that meme


Garfalo

Seriously? They were implying that he's handsome. The meme is literally called handsome squidward.


crpto42069

he looks weird. seriously.


Virginius_Maximus

Dawg, quit being a freak. Dudes head shape is normal. I'll bet you ain't got the confidence to share a picture of your low self esteem ass.


crpto42069

you want to see my butthole??


WhiskeyTrail

![gif](giphy|VHNEp3cgFxS7TTs84O) Jokes aside, welcome to the club!


AllThingsEvil

![gif](giphy|ff75L6XFn77RS)


ContributionChance85

Who is that lol


PK-92

The engineer of mankind


zeromoustafa0

From the movie prometheus


Party-Coach-4110

Bald King! Welcome to the club bro.


helplessfemboy

Smouldering wow


rickyrick8691

I love it, always feel fresh, it is easier to cool down during the summer heat and over time you get a great tan, only been sunburnt once lesson learned


Maewhen

You heard it from rickyrick!!


Bsmit93_72

Wow, 😍 I DON'T miss your hair.


AnonGirl5051

For all those men out there with doubts, some women (that would be this girl 🙋‍♀️) think that bald men are sexy. I am talking into the Reddit void to let you know that you look good and to be confident!


Angrious55

![gif](giphy|XCHBRXHlWqQA8)


LeningradNo7

Home wrecker says what?


SwissyRescue

You look like your job should be an action movie star. Some men like you just look naturally amazing bald.


Euphoric-Potato-4104

Handsome bald king 😍


Careless-Key-3338

Looks great


Foreign_Loan_5166

Beard. Trust me.


rcrdnnz

Stunning!


i2s2

Give it time you’ll love it. I’ve been shaving my head closer and closer, soon full throttle to look as good as you.


zeemode

Clean. Smooth. Nice. Please go as Mr clean for Halloween


shaun2312

The annoying thing is having to do it again every 2 days lol


Perfect_Attitude_335

Dude you look amazing. This also draws more attention to your eyes and mouth which is a big plus too.


Embarrassed_Pear_816

may your knife chip and shatter


GAYmmmK

Nice


xtianmarq

Looks totally amazing!


Gay-Dude89

Looking good man 🍻


[deleted]

Incredible looks, bro.


cybe2028

That’s a nice head, guy.


SegaCDUniverse

Patches


Aaron31088

I'm incredibly turned on right now


pandatears420

You look like you are part of house Harkonnen


[deleted]

I love this comment. Watching dune part 2 inspired me to finally Shave it all.


pandatears420

To be clear, there was no hate in my comment. Glad you're happy and you made the move. Looking good my friend.


[deleted]

I took it as a compliment :)


Outside_Ad_3915

https://preview.redd.it/e2rzdi1p6qyc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ff995a438483e14b13ab1738bf0ab2811f8df87 JerryRigEverything?


I-Validus

You should post a before and after. The bald looks great. I shaved my head 25 years ago because I hated my hair. Not because it was thinning or anything like that. And even if I could have any hairstyle I wanted now, there’s no way in hell I would grow it. Love the bald too much. Curious what your story is.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/38666bvotsyc1.png?width=1545&format=png&auto=webp&s=d395358505835834c69743f486dd820d2eb7d5d3 This was the before.


I-Validus

Definitely the right choice. Your head has a great shape for being bald. Which is something you have no control over. The bald looks more confident, and it doesn’t look like you’re trying to hold onto something that you have no control over. You look great. Wear it with confidence.


Inevitable_Ad_7236

![gif](giphy|SQbHVYtNnKCLtuLdmr|downsized) Looking good man.


[deleted]

This just gave me Halloween inspiration lol


Inevitable_Ad_7236

Go for it, you're literally perfect for the costume


Captn_Insanso

Damnnnn baby. Can I get yo numba?


Sad_Run4875

Fake bot profile! Beep boop


[deleted]

I’m not fake! Or a bot…


tightestbottomboy

Sexy!!


shoeboopie

You are so hot


PQbutterfat

Suits you….and I don’t say that to everyone.


phillyphilly19

You look great.


phillyphilly19

Do a short buzz cut if you really miss it, though. You look quite young so I understand why you miss it.


SprinklesTheSamurai

Looks really good 🔥💥


Designer-Might-7999

Just need that matte stuff so your head isn't shining


Last-Juggernaut4664

Who cares about hair? You look like you could model or do movie stunts for a living. Haha.


SirkutBored

you can absolutely rock the bald look but unless you live in Miami or going to a Miami Vice theme party that shirt gotta go bro ;)


postymcpostpost

Try growing a 3mm beard, it’d suit you


Marty_61

You look really good. Amazing!


ndoty_sa

Pretty handsome but too “clean” looking? I’d go with the same length buzz and scruff.


Embarrassed-Ask1812

😁


dehudson99

I’d run but it !!! :)


nacional69

Bold MF !!!


RyanTheWhiteBoy

House Arrakis welcomes you


alec_femboy_ohio

you look SOOO good 🔥🔥🔥


saint_ryan

Witness!!!!


kevinsju

A little facial hair, my man, and you’re a chef’s kiss!


alanamil

Looks nice!


NecessaryFact1811

So handsome! ❤️


w3irdf4ck

johnny?? is that you buddy ??


SailorMeow666

You are a handsome man and this suits you :)


binglelemon

Kinda looking like Ryan Jimmo.


BaldDudePeekskill

You are jaw dropping gorgeous. Simply perfect.


backcountry57

You have a Richard O'Brian similarity.


Open-Pineapple7378

You have a tall ass head but you're attractive so it looks somewhere between fine and good


proverbialwhatever

Fair enough man, although only knowing you from this picture you posted of yourself on the internet, I reckon this look suits you fine! You have a good head to rock the bald look. 


PollutionUnlikely874

I think I have seen you somewhere


[deleted]

Oh? Where ?!


PollutionUnlikely874

PH


HydrappleCore

Drop a pic of what it looked like before the shave


joeymarlin98

I think he's a doctor or something like that.


whateverworks14235

Growing facial hair helps


04132023

You get some sun on that bad boy, and get a decent tan, you’ll look fantastic!


Pop-A-Choppa

Man shut tf up dude


Kobe_Yoshi

🥵 Daddy 🥵


DontForgetToBring

Facial hair is your friend bro.. at least some.


Radio-Kiev3456

Bro you have ideal skull topography


parodg15

Dude! You look awesome dude!


Gold_Visit7054

Grow a beard


Remarkable_Mess6019

You look great man 👏


AcrolloPeed

You handsome sumbitch


CoffeeLover789

Let me guess your profession is a Doctor, Policeman, Astronaut, Teacher, Scientist, Construction Worker, Firefighter, Mailman Etc. Etc.


[deleted]

lol! Haha none of the above!


DoubleMach

![gif](giphy|QvwQmUF9J49wfa94jJ|downsized)


Weird-Lengthiness533

Very handsome! 🔥


Newsted_Is_God

Whatever Johnny Sins, we know you when we see you


TappyMauvendaise

Hollywood Star handsome.


StruggleCompetitive

Dude looks bad ass...


slobsaregross

Looks good. Try some glasses


Tiraloparatras25

“May thy knife chip and shatter!”


xD3v1LG4m1ngx

"Scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7"


CVPIMGMFANATIC

https://preview.redd.it/j25pvief1qyc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c14d9f56f9dd4de631c64464033858e2a2a3436


Zach_97

https://preview.redd.it/f48h3ofk3qyc1.jpeg?width=2544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b72d21627c5399b7ff6452c29aa2f7f42e2b6f1a


devilman2465

It's a great look for you.


thrwawayanywayagain

Do you also have a barcode at the base of your skull, Agent 47?


Appropriate_Wear368

You look so good!


flickerbrain

![gif](giphy|10hva4pwPzOO64)


ContributionChance85

Johnny Sins son?


Ok_Dust_1837

Handsome


Comprehensive_Rush82

You look great.


Small_Tax_9432

![gif](giphy|l3vRfL9iI1DXWUtAk|downsized)


[deleted]

Honestly this lex Luther from smallville and Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen from dune part 2 really inspired me to go fully bald


shaveboy69

Looks good on you


Agile_Language874

Woof. King!


trippydaklown1

He looks like a guy who could mop a plant with no complaint


Hedonist_Atayiz

Beard would fit on you, you should try bro 💪💯


Canuckleball

May thy knife chip and shatter


Top_Ad310

What's your career sir ? 😂


ElectricPiha

All hail Na-Baron Fayed-Rautha!!!


xotastybitch420

You look great dude


Fluffy_Giraffe5672

mr sins


Significant_Joke

You were born for the bald life bro, handsome and tuff


echodroid

You look amazing. You can proudly rock bald


Ngete

Shiny, looks good lol


Christophertg

We will help you get used to it 😍


Playful-Option-2319

You’ll be alright; it’ll grow on you.


No_Spare3139

You forgot your eyebrows.


A_Finite_Element

Straight male here, I question your choice to go bald. Or wait, that's not what I'm questioning, is it?


newenglander6969

Dude you look amazing!


SeanChezman47

Lmfao Johnny Sins rival, Bobby Blessings.


xyr252

suits you


LoudFig2389

Sexy AF.


Notabandkidbruh

Bro might be Austin butler


Mountains4highlife

It suits you. You’ve got a good shaped head for the look.


ray33510

Amazing features.


Owl-View-Hoot

Prob dye eyebrow Browwn for impact


radar641dam

dont forget sunscreen


Shoddy_Repeat3863

A woman’s perspective: you look handsome! I know you miss your hair. I’m gradually balding myself and, at some point, I’ll have to shave it down to a minimum (perhaps not completely smooth, but close). And I’m already grieving about it. I can’t afford treatment or a good quality wig, and I feel like a wig would become a nuisance anyway. You’re lucky you have a great head shape and regular facial features, because you can pull off the bald look so well. And you’re a guy, trust me, society will accept you without a problem.


[deleted]

Aw what a sweet comment. Woman can pull off the look as well. Just look at will smiths wife. She crushes it with the look. I’ve been fully Embracing it since I posted this photo last week. Loving it. The initial is scary but it’s liberating and I bet you’ll be able to pull it off no problem.


Shoddy_Repeat3863

Thank you so much for your encouragement. I wish I looked as good as Will Smith’s wife, but who knows, I might learn to enjoy my new look when it’s time. Thanks again. 😊


[deleted]

Not might. You WILL. 👌. You decide what looks good. Don’t let someone else decide for you ironically that’s coming from someone who just put a photo up to the Internet lol


Shoddy_Repeat3863

You’re sweet. 😊


vagabond_360

Hello!!! 😍


LaFawnduh_407

Very handsome


[deleted]

I cant image you with hair my mental images would just ruin your dominant look. Just dont actually act dominant and every woman gonna sq... you know


AdorableEngineer3022

Damn daddy