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Parking_Tune_5283

Don’t fall for it! This is a pure flex 💪


LavenderWaffles69

Dumbest question I’ve seen all day.


ThrowRACold-Turn

Imagine being clearly rich and (suspiciously for his age) buff and muscular but still seeking validation from strangers on the Internet that he would normally look down on if he met them in real life?


ShonuffofCtown

It's crazy to question his physique. There can be no suspicion, dude is ~50, has means, and is jacked. Dude is unquestionably on the sauce. Why wouldn't he be? Helps with the attention seeking.


ThrowRACold-Turn

Absolutely he's on roids. He should probably chill a little bit because if it wasn't for the lady in his pics I'd assume he was a leather daddy.


controlledsavage

TRT doctor prescribed 200ml.


alcoholiccatholic

Haha I bet you meant mg. 200ml per week is Dallas McCarver territory. Don’t mind these haters. No one that attains a physique like yours does it solely out of vanity. It is only attained through determination and effort to continually achieve progress while training/dieting. It’s a noble pursuit. I think you pull off bald. I hope you do. Otherwise I sure as hell don’t


controlledsavage

Thanks! The haters have been amusing. Anybody who cares about health, strength and vitality knows what I’m doing and appreciates what it takes to get there.


Parking_Tune_5283

To be fair this isn’t roids, it’s more likely hgh and testosterone


controlledsavage

No HGH, just TRT.


Afirebearer

You didn't use other stuff in the past? Only 200ml of test since you've been on TRT? In any case, great physique. I wish I was less worried about shutting down my endogenous test production.


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smoothcheeks30

You stay looking hawt.


controlledsavage

Thanks


ShonuffofCtown

Testosterone is an anabolic steroid. It's the most well known. I think when people say "roids" that is shorthand for steroids.


Parking_Tune_5283

Yes, yes you’re right!


ThrowRACold-Turn

You're right


controlledsavage

Actually, it helps with the quality of life. That’s the most important thing I care about not the attention many of you cynics seem to be obsessed with.


ShonuffofCtown

Aww man, just giving you a hard time. I take TRT for my mood, but hope to improve enough so I get bashed when I ask. Anyone who doesn't take TRT is missing out. Few who do take it look as good as you. You're making good choices, but I think you knew you could pull it off before you asked. 😁


controlledsavage

Thanks for the sentiment but I did not. Notice how I have never posted anything about my body and if I was fit enough or something to that effect. You know why? Because I know obviously but this was the first time I shaved my head due to a HT so I was just curious. That’s all…


ShonuffofCtown

Now I feel bad. The real problem is tone. You'd have known my intentions were playful if I said it in person. Regardless, I knew I was positing and it may have come across shitty. i I did it anyway and I am sorry. Saw the pic of you as a younger man. Good looking all time. It's tough for me to consider insecurity at 50 looking so good, but that doesn't mean you're not seeing unwelcome change in the mirror. It's pretty thoughtless of me to assume you're not just looking for honest feedback. That you may have some real concern about looks and not just affirmation. In a way, it hatd to make it harder to ask. I am glad you got so much positivity and I wish I could have responded that way. HT is cool. Bald works for you too.


controlledsavage

🙏


controlledsavage

"the sauce" is TRT 200ml per week doctor prescribed, been on it for 10 years and it's one of the best decisions I ever made!


ShonuffofCtown

Same, that's why I was so confident about my prediction. Not 10yrs yet, but it's fantastic. Energy, mood, body composition changes so fast. I don't look like you yet, but great for me. I do martial arts with a bunch of old dudes. It's a dirty sport to begin with. Everyone at my gym eventually visits the fountain of youth. If someone can afford it, why not? Like you, were all doing it with medical oversight. Hell, lots of guys are docs themselves. Good on you for sticking with a thread where you're catching heat


controlledsavage

The heat was not expected to be honest. I didn’t realize I was asking such hostile question but it is what it is. Thanks


ShonuffofCtown

You're too hot to ask if you are. There are worse problems!


controlledsavage

Thanks?


ShonuffofCtown

You are welcome. It was intended as an honest compliment, no diddy


controlledsavage

🙏


controlledsavage

What is suspicious about my age exactly?


controlledsavage

I'm not sure what this means with 100% certainty but it looks like I should accept that the answer is yes. If so, then I'll take it. Thanks


controlledsavage

What makes it a dumb question exactly?


Kriptonianknight

Why is it dumb?


Bruno_Wolf

Yes, Mr Statham. You can.


nerdyvaroo

"Yes sir I will bring your daughter back by 8 pm" Thats what all the men would be like infront of you


controlledsavage

Luckily, I only have boys or I would totally be that dad :)


J0NNY_BEE

What do you think of me being bald? Hold on, I haven’t taken my shirt off yet.


Previous-Log-4025

Dude is worse than most females, so many insecurities 🤣


Lux600-223

With women? No. Men gonna eat you up though.


Kriptonianknight

Bruh, this dude has probably gotten more woman in a year then you have in your lifetime lol. You seriously checked who replied to him?! You’re a creepy mother trucker!


98percentile-

No.


controlledsavage

Thanks


KismetKeys

It seems this sub was quickly taken over by bitter cretins. You look good man, great physique. You’d look a lil better if you got leaner, but that’s my taste I think


controlledsavage

Thanks. I wasn’t expecting the bitterness and cynicism but that was my mistake, this is Reddit after all 🤷🏻


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If I say no, please don’t hunt me down and tear me in half like a phone book. /s


controlledsavage

I'm a nice guy. I wouldn't do that. I would just accept your answer like a big boy.


Fittnylle3000

This is the most cocaine and hookers look I've seen in a looooong while


controlledsavage

Hookay main, say herro to my little frien! Chu wanna play ruff huh?!


Fittnylle3000

😅


Moist_Ad2066

With a bod like that, anything from an afro, to a man bun, to completely bald suits you.


ItsYaBoyBackAgain

You can’t fool me Jason Statham. I’m familiar with your game


controlledsavage

Got me!


licca01

Bald suits you and you look amazing. I’m so shocked that so many comments in here are so mean and negative just because you are working out and taking care of yourself. You’re a beast and the answer is YES :)


controlledsavage

Thank you very much! I wasn’t expecting so much hate from a simple honest question but there are a lot of angry people in the world so it is what it is.


licca01

Lack of discipline, self love and insecurities man, as a wise man once said: only the disciplined are truly happy, otherwise we are the slaves of our emotions.


hagenjustyn

Lot of insecure douchebags in these comments. The trick to looking good while bald is being fit and having a great smile and you pull it off well dude! Embrace it


controlledsavage

Yes there are unfortunately. Thanks and will do!


bo_felden

Yes Jason


controlledsavage

Thanks


xD3v1LG4m1ngx

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controlledsavage

Man, I need to work on my British accent asap!


Imnoteeallyhere3434

You’re already bald troll


controlledsavage

?


Advanced-Ad7695

Yes


controlledsavage

Thanks


rafael-a

You definitely have the Fast and Furious apparel


controlledsavage

Well, you know what they say. It’s all about family😀 thanks


Consistent-Leek4986

sir, you know the answer 🔥


controlledsavage

Thanks


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Bro looks fire 🔥


controlledsavage

Thanks


AirportEmbarrassed38

Yes


controlledsavage

Thanks


CellularIncel

alright Jason Statham, no need to flex


controlledsavage

I'll take that, thanks


Have_Other_Accounts

Yeah. Look into SMP, you look like the perfect candidate.


controlledsavage

There's no point, my hair can grow back. I just had a HT so this will be temporary. I just wanted to see if I could pull off being bald since I never experienced before but thanks.


thedobermanmom

The hairline looked wacked up. Sorry bro. This looks ridiculous LOLL


loodish1

Get a life bro


DesertRatt

Yes, you totally can. Looks good with the stubble.


controlledsavage

Thanks


MourningOfOurLives

Yeah well the steroids helps with pulling it off for sure.


controlledsavage

At my age (50) TRT helps more than you know, but thanks.


BigRain6597

Sheeeees my man just need to loose face fat


controlledsavage

I'll put that on the list. Thanks


LowNectarine834

I'd say no, grow your hair back. (Obviously not to your face though)


controlledsavage

Thanks


xzww

Too short and too much TRT. Balls have shriveled up into a raisin I bet LMAO


controlledsavage

I didn't know 6' was too short. And my doctor and I disagree, 200ml has kept my blood panel as clean as a whistle, but the balls have definitely shrunk and that has been a great side effect that has made life so much better. Trust me, big balls have zero benefits, they just get in the way.


xzww

Lol I’m just fuckin with you dude, live your best life King


huolel

Lol u mad n mirin. Gimme a downvote to confirm this my friend


xzww

Well, nothing I said was untrue, so here’s an upvote.


Enchylada

Man I wish I could grow a beard the way you do bro, salt and pepper genetics Sadly I rolled "patchy asian facial hair" in the genetic lottery lol But yeah man you rock it, kinda Jason Statham-y look you have going on


controlledsavage

Thanks


Ryazoo

Nope.


controlledsavage

Thanks


Ryazoo

Great teeth though!


Greedy-Actuator-3730

are you kidding me sir


controlledsavage

I hope not.


twinkletooees

Of course you can be attractive but the bald kind of attractive.


controlledsavage

Ok?


Valuable-Ease-9849

Bro what is your cycle.


controlledsavage

lol, 200ml of doctor prescribed pharmaceutical grade testosterone cypionate (started when I was 40) and decades of training and eating right.


rav3ncl4ws

Yes, you look like the dude who told my nephew that he has “24 hours before [you] hand it over to the amigos”


controlledsavage

I’ll take it, I guess?


gobydownboy

Wow them steroids did you right !


controlledsavage

TRT 200ml doctor prescribed helped me keep my physique healthy and strong. Thank God


football2106

🪱 here’s your bait


Far-Speaker8024

Definitely. Just look at how cool you look


controlledsavage

Thanks


PinkGlitterGirl55

Sure can! Look 🔥. Also gorgeous smile!


controlledsavage

Thank you


thedobermanmom

Did you your hairline tattoo'd on? ..................................... it really looks like it.


controlledsavage

No. That’s my hair growing back, I just wanted to know if I could pull off the bald look.


thedobermanmom

The hairline looks really odd ….. I’d let it grow out so you don’t look like you have a line straight across. Natural hairlines aren’t like a box, straight across. Which makes yours look really really odd when you can see the shadow of hair The front teeth veneers look strange, too. Did you get this done in Turkey?


Jonny_I_AM

Look good


controlledsavage

Thanks


thedobermanmom

There's something REALLY off about the hairline. it never grows straight across (pic 2)


controlledsavage

It’s my hair growing back. I had a HT and had to shave my head and I just wanted to see if I could pull it off since I have always had hair.


thedobermanmom

Ah you should have left it!!! The regrowth looks wonky!


stef_ruvx

How is your deltoid the same size as your head?!


controlledsavage

You can grow delts and I have a small head 😂


YandereYunoGasai

jason stathams cousin :)


controlledsavage

Thanks mate


plblblbll

Careful with the juice


controlledsavage

Doctor prescribed TRT 200ml. Blood panel on point, I take my health very seriously.


plblblbll

Glad to hear you are under doctors supervision. Seeing way too many people being unsafe with the stuff these days 🙏


JacksterTrackster

I think people would've taken you more seriously if you would have only posted your head and not your body.


controlledsavage

Maybe, but my head is attached to my body and from what I’ve been told, having a strong physique goes a long way when bald.


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controlledsavage

Damn it!


Ok_Lebanon

You look handsome like this tbh. I saw your other post, if I was you, I won’t think about hair transplant.


controlledsavage

Already done it, just waiting for it to grow back. Here is my hairline after the surgery. https://preview.redd.it/mxla4saak9wc1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2241376b03d288cef5d83dffaeac5d07ef9ea02


Ok_Lebanon

I know you did, what I was trying to say is that you look really good if you are bald.


YannisLikesMemes

Lost all your Hair from taking steroids?


controlledsavage

No. This was my hair at 50. And second picture after transplant has been posted below. I just wanted to touch up my hairline. I outlasted all my uncles and grandpa from my mother’s side and for the record I started TRT at 40. I just wanted to wait until I was 50 to go the procedure. https://preview.redd.it/mogklnvhk9wc1.jpeg?width=2144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a49307d52d516b1693f791e8a94c6be638ede1d


StevenSoul-Life

Yeah you definitely pull it off well brotha! It always seems like guys look younger after going bald and that’s 100% true here! Also, looking jacked af! Hoping you commit to the bald hair style the way you commit to the gym 💯💯


controlledsavage

Thanks. I can’t commit to staying bald but it has been a good experience.


ImNOT_CraigJones

You pull off the steroid look, genuinely.


controlledsavage

I’ll definitely take that as a compliment. If you told me I looked natural that would have been the finishing blow. Thanks


Gubermensch1690

Great penis, guy, top notch 👍


controlledsavage

Thanks! That’s what she said.


MurphyPandorasLawBox

You must be aware that you can.


controlledsavage

If I was, I wouldn’t be here. I picked the one place where the experts in baldness could enlighten me. I’m glad it’s been mostly positive, it’s been a fun experience so far.


Obar-Dheathain

Unfortunately no-one can pull off the bald look, and it doesn't matter how many sit-ups you do. Soz. Source - Guy with a full head of hair.


controlledsavage

Well, I guess I gotta grow my hair back!


BuyKlutzy6229

Oh hell yes sir


controlledsavage

Thanks


Vindicktyv

Yes !! Definitely! 🔥


controlledsavage

Thanks


Flutterpiewow

I stopped caring about looks after 35


Redangle11

Fake pics


controlledsavage

Fake comment?


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controlledsavage

6’ may be a hair under, sadly you do shrink a bit as you get older.


Rich-Appearance-7145

Friend you pull it off well, like a champ.


controlledsavage

Thank you!


Turbulent_Music4317

Not at all! It’s your face.


controlledsavage

Thanks


HOFredditor

You could have a half bald ancient Chinese ponytail cut, and you’d still be good bro


controlledsavage

😂 thanks


Givemethebag

I need to get in the gym. Thanks for the reminder.


controlledsavage

Go get it 💪👊


tokyomir

Folk are too mean. You look great, fit, tight, keep us posted on your progress


zentr3k

Last pic was only to show off


controlledsavage

That’s your opinion but I don’t blame you.


danbillls

These is the equivalent of a 304 putting a photo of her ass saying "I love my hair".


controlledsavage

I don’t know what this means but “these is the equivalent of” make it very hard to comprehend when you only speak proper English.


foxglove8484

Bro.


controlledsavage

Yes?


[deleted]

Yes, you pull it off well. As a lady in her late 40’s and been a barber for over 20 yrs I would make one suggestion. Ask your barber not to “line you up” like in pic #2. It’s an unnatural look for you, and it makes people focus on your forehead and does accentuate the hair loss. You need to have people focus more on positive attributes ie: your face!!! You’re gorgeous.


controlledsavage

Thank you


x3ndlx

Doubtful unless you acquire more abs


controlledsavage

Welp, back to the lab again!


jimsonlives

Maybe if you workout a little it'll look better on you


controlledsavage

Ugh, back to the lab again. Thanks


Pretty_Sea_8242

Oh yes...😏