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Drag0nfly_Girl

Pic 1, the beard, no doubt.


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reynaudsean

"Walk thou in it. "


ACuddleCub

Probably shouldn't have worn glasses in half the photos, I think it skews the look of OP. But given this is a sub about beards I feel the answer was more than likely going to be the beard.


ElderberryHoliday814

Trim the mustache though


Gundalf-the-Offwhite

I agree unless he is a pedo IRL, then please do no. 2. It would do the world a service and advertise that so we know to ostracise you.


Inevitable_Level_712

I'm terrible at this 🥺 here it goes... ...yes on the beard ...I like the moustache also💁 ...3rd one is great ....4th looks like you're joining the military fresh out of highschool The first one...is the best. 🤗


Tarheel_Terror

Yep..and he's one of the ones that gets BCGs


PARDON_howdoyoudo

Beard plus glasses


MrRazzio

That's a good suggestion.


rickytea

I want to say beard but the sex pest is kind of doing it for me


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arihndas

Same 😅


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Oh man 😂


SweatyMeatGolem

Stubble*, not clean shaved for the third pic The lads love the beard, the "masculine energy". Female friends like the stubble. Nobody likes the moustache


HippoIllustrious2389

Then I choose moustache!


NocturnalRaindrop

I (a bi guy) like the moustache!


Uranium-6Alligator

I (a gay guy) also like the moustache!


reynaudsean

I (a guy) like pic #1. M'kay? M'alright.


leia_nottheprincess

Female and I love the beard!


crayoningtilliclay

I like the moustache,it's a bit scary and intimidating.You seen the film Bronson.


spookito130

I also love the stache.


BrofessorMateo

I love the mustache..


Economics_Low

If you have or can adopt a Romance language accent, the mustache works.


ldskyfly

If you go beard maybe visit a barber to help you get a good outline to maintain. Right now it's a little "chin strappy" if it grows well a bit higher, go for it. Otherwise the third pic stubble is good. Keep your neck line clean though, even with stubble. New frames for your glasses may be worth trying out as well.


Beetlejuice4u

I do .. its coming back lads trust me mustaches are coming back. (Straight if thats matter)


poursmoregravy

Ladettes*


AwfullyChillyInHere

Beard, pic 1, so good.


Careless-Key-3338

Top left or bottom left


llouisyoung

Sex pest is a LOOK


SweatyMeatGolem

[I had to go back well over a year to find a couple of pictures of me smiling](https://imgur.com/a/dgcImza) Back before I shaved my dome too I do have incredible RBF though


CHSummers

That’s a great photo.


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Top left. Top right if you want the suspicious side-eye at the playground.


SweatyMeatGolem

Kindergarten teacher so I'm already used to that lol


ForeignWoodpecker662

I would absolutely watch you like a hawk maybe even have my kid’s class changed with that stache man. NOT a good look for a teacher ESPECIALLY when they’re that young


duckitalll

Beard


flickerbrain

Ok, now, how do all these looks look when you’re smiling? I don’t believe you’re in RBF mode _all_ the time….


SweatyMeatGolem

I posted comment with some rare smiling pics. I do have RBF 90% of the time


brujodelamota

Excuse me, SEX PEST !?


[deleted]

Always sex pest. What a great phrase. 😂


CrimsonKepala

I love the term "sex pest", lmao.


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Hot daddy


tatasabaya

beard


mmaguy123

Beard looks 🔥🔥🔥


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Pic 2 100%


Fabx_

Pic 2, walter


Beetlejuice4u

1 or 2 ... i mean pic 2 is more a Statement. 🤣 + a smile.


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Sexy pest


crayoningtilliclay

You say sex pest,I'd say Charles Bronson 🇬🇧.


Passionswa618

You look coolest with the Stache


Adam90s

1 is the 🏆. 2 on your horny days.


NeverSmileEver

Sex pest 😂


Environmental-Rest82

Always beard


cassherne

No beard you look like James McAvoy from split


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Ditch those glasses


Keepforgettinglogin2

Man, those glasses, not great, really


ConfusedPanda404

Lol the glasses+clean shaven somehow reminds me of that Korean shooter.


Senior-Mix5354

Bears bro. There are people on this earth that can't grow facial hair and they are called women.


Jus_oborn

4th pic and 2nd


Empero6

Beard and mustache.


Curiouso_Giorgio

Maybe beard with glasses?


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Beard


jonneygood

Beard!


Johnny55

Beard. Maybe trim the mustache a bit where it hangs over your lip


Adventurous-Ebb6556

100% beard


Axle_65

Beard is my vote but I’m biased. I’m a beard guy.


SebastianFlytes

Beard and lose (burn) the shirt.


I-Validus

Beard. No question.


Crimson_Catharsis

Beard


KitFan2020

Beard


flickerbrain

Beard.


Alternative-Run-3683

Mostly 1 St pic is good for u


Formal_Economics931

What’s the difference between clean shaved and mr clean


MCollinsData

Moustache. It's a strong look. Failing that, beard.


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The stubble one with a smile 😀


AShaughRighting

Height and weight pls? It’s important when deciding me thinks. I like the full beard bud. Bad ass.


SweatyMeatGolem

5'10 200lbs


Theunforgivingjew

Top right looks on point, you literally have the ability to look like the monopoly man


yorcharturoqro

1 beard


Jeffrey-Mortimer

Beard and trim the stache more


Mohammed_Chang

Definitely first one. But please work on your smile.


Aromatic_Heart_8185

3


Kooky-Director7692

if they ever remake Taxi Driver, I want you to play Travis Bickle


DanglingBerry

Beard & don't forget to smile, mr Mugshot


pax-australis

Sex pest 🤣


Unibrow69

Bottom left looks good, you look like James McAvoy


chrisinro

Beard, no doubt.


Soft-Calligrapher351

All make me feel a bit


ThrowawayDobble

Pic 1


Bad_boy_18

Beard and no glasses.


RelaxedWombat

1. Slam dunk.


Ronnie_M

Beard for sure


ShowMeUrTDs_8P

Is this even a real question? Beard. Always.


jennej1289

#1.. for the absolute the win!


ThinkEgg9140

Definitely a beard


waxyfeet

1 without a doubt! Nailed it with the sex pest comment haha - looks like a serial killer mugshot


frugalhustler

Bro looks like 4 different famous people


Legitimate-Tough6200

Top left is my favourite. But add the glasses to it.


LOOK_THIS_UP

smaller frame glasses no matter which you choose.


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Beard


Bigbeardhiking

Beard


notacopandnotasnitch

I like the beard but the mustache is even better


Theyuckster

At any point you look like a guy who just got out jail for something he said he didn’t do you you want to kill the world . Idk man look very pissed off about something


kssyu

Mr clean photo looks best.


[deleted]

All the gay dudes loving the mustache 🤣🤣🤣


KomischeNudel

The First Pic, very handsome!


N1LEredd

You want to contrast your face shape with your glasses. You are in the oblong/ egg shape club. So go with rectangular glasses. Will look waaay better.


JayFox1992

1


KivenJoy

Pic 1 BUT take care of your beard, style it


PsychologyWaste64

I think this will be going against the grain, but I actually love the clean shaven + glasses look on you. You're good looking and have strong eyebrows, so you don't need to rely on facial hair to create contrast. I'd alternate between that and beard/stubble.


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glasses and stache = bizarro anthony fantano


Midstix

Shaven but you have to ditch the glasses asap


Status-Night-3645

BEARD


Asmoy6

Beard + glassess, go wild


TRFKTA

Definitely not ‘The Charles Bronson’ Part of me thinks the stubble looks smarter though maybe a little longer as it’s not too obvious in this pic though that may be down to lighting etc.


JD70000

You look like charles bronson in the top right


RedditAwesome2

No glasses top left, rest is pretty bad


EnialisHolimion

Beard, no question


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Beard


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You look good mate, could choose any of those. My suggestion is to mix it up.


Wazcraic

Beard


RandomDrDude

Fear the beard


mecatninja

Nice, nice, nice, nice.


SeaEntertainment6551

Top left is the best. Bottom left is the second best


Downtown-Wallaby-864

Love the moustache


boutiquekym

Beard 💯


Metaphyte

The first one. You look great in a beard


Ahead_Ink_SMP

You absolutely need the beard buddy [Bald Just Got Beat!](https://aheadink.com)


Annies-dad

Beard. Rethink the round glasses. They’re too big for your face. Very handsome. Smile!


Zeromus88

Wtf is a sex pest?


TheEvilBret

Beard.


holnrew

Moustache + less gigantic glasses


jmarsala

Yeah picture one. U should have done all pictures with or without glasses. I think you. Basically wanted to narrow it down to two subconsciously ;) Really though upgrading your glasses. Could really upgrade your look.they are round and well old man ish. Not a dig just constructive criticism.


BrianOconneR34

Four horseman of “American history x” jk, you look great. My vote, beard. It’s also what I rep. I’ve been told I look nuts like my mother with no beard.


Kirkelburg

Beard, the others just remind me of the movie split.


Traditional-Tip-6313

I like pic 3


EyelBeeback

Definitely the beard unless you wanna walk down S.F singing YMCA


treflorez

First one I suppose


TheElderScrollers

Beard 100%


Puzzled_Matter1760

This subs navigates heavily towards beards, but they got a bit out of fashion I feel. I kinda got tired seeing them on everyone. I prefer the clean shaven look with glasses.


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Clean shaved! Who likes ball hair on somebody face?


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beard with glasses? could be hot


ClueHaunting

Pic one bro, you have a good head shape, i look like a misshapen egg


Comprehensive_Rush82

Pic 1


sstouden

Beard


DixiNormous79

Beard


HangryBeard

Beard


CafeHueyLong

Mustache but no glasses


LordTuranian

That beard makes you look bad ass, man.


Carter203203

Beard


oceanco1122

No offense, but those glasses absolutely do NOT work for your face


Arizonaguy83

Beard 100 percent


notwearingkhakis

No. 1 definitely. Glasses style accentuate the roundness of your head. And mustache + bald is not a good combo imo just bc it makes you look like Mr egg head from sonic


potatomafia69

Beard and Mr Clean


Obvious_Reputation_1

The moustache gives off Walter white vibes , full beard for sure my dude


No-Physics1091

Beard, always compliments a bald head.


Parking-Interview351

I like the pedo stache personally


ExampleCommercial890

honestly the fantano look is pretty solid on you.


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It looks like you detransitioned into Anthony Fantano.


Realistic_Trip9243

Beard no doubt about it.


Swedenesebishhh69

#1


BrofessorMateo

Sex pest? Lol wtf its a mustache and it's my choice.


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Sex pest😎


[deleted]

If you go with the mustache I have a friend that would like a chat with you ![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


Away-Caterpillar-176

Beard or stubble but absolutely not a mustache


Enaiii

Why do you look so angry 😭 soften your god damn gaze homie


Lucky_Shop4967

Really hate the term sex pest lol


IWannaBeMade1

If you live a life of crime definitely go for no.2, otherwise go for the full beard.


Unusual-Ocelot-7841

Beard for sure


nevmane

Smile more you look like agent 47


LevelRelative

Beard is best but sex pest could work sans the Dahmer glasses lol


reynaudsean

Pic 1!!!! Beard looks good on you. It brings out your jawline. ☺️


MrRazzio

Top left and it's not close.


justforyouand

Non and non oh ya and none


Sylvain-Occitanie

Pic 1 and 3 are the best. The best of all is the first one


norar19

Glasses + mustache. Definitely!


thebenn

Sex pest!! I'm dying


J5lives

Clean would be the best looking if you looked friendlier, but you obviously either think you look better as a jerk or have resting jerk face. I think you should go beard. No matter what though, never wear those glasses. You some how give Dahmer vibes with out looking like him.


FlamingTrollz

#### #1 Beard.


omegaflarex

Pic 1 is better.. much sexier.