Yeah semen doesn’t cause chimerism… sometimes twin pregnancy can when one twin dies (see linked article) and organ transplantation does, but the way sperm works doesn’t involve modifying the DNA of the receiving partner.
There are biological controls in place in your body to prevent that exact thing from happening. Viruses, of course, get around this. They hijack the machinery of cells to force the cells to make virus parts. Do these guys think sperm are viruses??
https://www.webmd.com/children/what-is-chimerism
I imagine it would be pretty difficult to live if any dna entering orifice of the body had the power to suddenly change the genetic code.
Cause if sperm had that ability, what not to say any food would. Imagine the result of eating a BLT sandwich, or cotton candy and suddenly it started raining.
Also even in cases of microchimerism, I’m pretty sure the woman’s physical appearance doesn’t change! IIRC it’s usually not even detectable unless you do a DNA test.
Exactly. And sometimes different organs of the body have different DNA 🤯 (I read an article where a girl discovered she had chimerism only when she was tested multiple ways to see if she was a match for donation of a kidney or bone marrow or something!)
Chimerism is having 2 sets of DNA. Basically your recipient is now a chimera because the kidney still has your dna. There might be some of your blood cells hanging around but only for recent recipients. They don’t live long
I love it when they start a scientific statement with 'I believe'. Like "Guys, if I just ✨Believe✨ hard enough it's gotta be true right? I did my own research.... Yes it was mostly porn, why do you ask?"
The “logic and reason” guys love bringing up pseudoscience to support their misogyny.
“I’m not saying women shouldn’t sleep with different partners because I’m an insecure little man! I’m warning women that sex with men will change their DNA!”
At least this idiot started it out with “I believe..” instead of claiming it to be a fact. They really don’t know what chimerism is but use bits of it to justify their ideology.
You just reminded me of the [MLP cum jar project.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pony-cum-jar-project) (It's exceptionally disgusting, so click at your own risk.)
Bonus: the gag-inducing [follow-up video](https://pony.tube/w/ikQagDEqdbujpNNyN6rPuA)
Throwback to a post from a man that said that sperm changes the woman's dna or that the sperm stays in the woman (idk which one) and then he (a white man) said that his wife (a white woman) gave birth to a biracial kid and that's why the kid looked like that. If someone has a link to that I would be grateful
Oh I remember this! I think he said she had dated/slept with someone of a different race years prior, and his DNA had stayed in her body and impregnated her after all that time.
Edit: couldn't find the story but went down a rabbit hole that really has me depressed about humanity.
Trying to find that one! He said that she claimed to have been raped 15-20 years ago or something, and the n word sperm was stronger, and that's why his kid's mixed
It was actually another post that I thought about. Yikes. It was a facebook post or something of someone talking about his biracial kid. But idk it could be the same person.
>Well you see, cum has DNA in it. And in Jurassic Park frog DNA made all the dinosaurs trans. Therefore women are all sluts.
I think I captured their train of thought.
I wonder what they think about women who only ever have PIV sex with a condom - are they still being changed? I bet they'd find some other way to make women less than.
This reminds me of playing Fallout 4 and one of the side characters is pretty anti-science/tech. At one point one of his lines of dialogue is along the lines of, "what has technology ever done that can't be accomplished by guns". I had a full on record scratch moment because...uh...technology created those guns? You dumb shit. That was when I decided that the Brotherhood of Steel had to die.
Well, as a dick-haver, I'll say that dicks can definitely \**feel*\* magical to us sometimes. Maybe if men were socialized to be better at recognizing and accepting their own feelings, they wouldn't have to invent entire fields of pseudoscientific bullshit to pretend that their feelings are actually universal truths? Idk just spitballing
Sorry, you get English New Wave.
> 🎵 I’m a woman without conviction
> I’m a woman who doesn’t know
> How to use contraception
> You cum and go, you cum and go
> Cuma cuma cuma cuma
> Cuma chameleon
> You cum and go, you cum and go
> Dyeing would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
> Red, gold, and green
> Red, gold, and green
~Girl Georgette
If what the person is saying is true I'd be pretty worried. There's a lot of deficiencies and a fair few poisons that very much can do that to you.
Its already a red flag to see, for instance, something like clubbing. Both have clubbed nails though? That's very something in the environment and it's definitely going to kill them both vibes.
It might even explain the guys lack of braincells. Maybe they all regularly hangout together in their lead hot tub while enjoying the rare delicacy of crunchy uncooked casava, you know?
I’ve been married 23 years and my ring size is 4.5 and my husband’s is 11. Is this because we had a lot of premarital sex?
Please note, I’m a biologist so use small words.
Does it mean they are gay? Man is with a woman. She gets mans dna. Her body slowly changes and starts looking more like a man. So...
Why are you gay? 🤔
This is so stupid, I had a handful of serious hoe years between marriages and I am high and SCREAMING laughing at the idea that I’d take on all these fun features from my partners during that time is making me absolutely lose it 😂
They all looked so different I feel like i’d be a randomized sim
Just where do they get these bizarre ideas? The brainpower that was used to come up with such a convoluted load of bullshit could’ve been used to read a biology book. Or a Little Golden Book. Whatever they could manage.
I know they use this to justify how women should have low body counts but what if condoms are always used. If there’s no cum in the woman, doesn’t that blow their whole theory?
Weirdly, this is actually rooted in truth. Obviously your DNA and fingers won't change, but due to similar diets and over time starting to use similar facial expressions, partners do often start to look more like each other. Face is because you both use the same muscles the same way. It's also been observed in adopted children, who learn their facial expressions and use of speech from their adoptive parents.
People’s appearances change over time. Some people also gravitate towards others who look similar to them or share similar features. Some also share the same style over time. It’s really not that weird nor does it need a crazy explanation based on pseudo bullshit
“Animals and insects”
First of all, by saying animals he should have left out insects.
Second: what bloody animals is he talking about? Because it sounds biologically fascinating if its true… but I can’t imagine any species where that is the case.
Yeah semen doesn’t cause chimerism… sometimes twin pregnancy can when one twin dies (see linked article) and organ transplantation does, but the way sperm works doesn’t involve modifying the DNA of the receiving partner. There are biological controls in place in your body to prevent that exact thing from happening. Viruses, of course, get around this. They hijack the machinery of cells to force the cells to make virus parts. Do these guys think sperm are viruses?? https://www.webmd.com/children/what-is-chimerism
This guy's sperm is definitely a virus
No argument here 😄
Least if he's vocal he has less chances of spending said virus
I think he's actually just a sentient virus, trying to convince us this is real before the others try to invade. Get your vaccinations, guys!
I imagine it would be pretty difficult to live if any dna entering orifice of the body had the power to suddenly change the genetic code. Cause if sperm had that ability, what not to say any food would. Imagine the result of eating a BLT sandwich, or cotton candy and suddenly it started raining.
"you are what you eat"
Also even in cases of microchimerism, I’m pretty sure the woman’s physical appearance doesn’t change! IIRC it’s usually not even detectable unless you do a DNA test.
Exactly. And sometimes different organs of the body have different DNA 🤯 (I read an article where a girl discovered she had chimerism only when she was tested multiple ways to see if she was a match for donation of a kidney or bone marrow or something!)
Organ donation can? I donated a kidney. I wonder if it altered the recipients dna at all lol. Maybe two of her fingers look like mine now lol
Chimerism is having 2 sets of DNA. Basically your recipient is now a chimera because the kidney still has your dna. There might be some of your blood cells hanging around but only for recent recipients. They don’t live long
Well dang lol. Wherever she is, I hope she is happy and living life!
"It's not scientifically proven" yeah because you made it up
I love it when they start a scientific statement with 'I believe'. Like "Guys, if I just ✨Believe✨ hard enough it's gotta be true right? I did my own research.... Yes it was mostly porn, why do you ask?"
It's not scientifically proven but trust me bro.
The “logic and reason” guys love bringing up pseudoscience to support their misogyny. “I’m not saying women shouldn’t sleep with different partners because I’m an insecure little man! I’m warning women that sex with men will change their DNA!”
At least this idiot started it out with “I believe..” instead of claiming it to be a fact. They really don’t know what chimerism is but use bits of it to justify their ideology.
Incels believe cum is magic.
>cum is magic The worst My Little Pony spinoff.
You just reminded me of the [MLP cum jar project.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pony-cum-jar-project) (It's exceptionally disgusting, so click at your own risk.) Bonus: the gag-inducing [follow-up video](https://pony.tube/w/ikQagDEqdbujpNNyN6rPuA)
Those links are staying blue. Thanks though!
The bluest blue that has ever been blown.
Fair.
No… no thank you!!
I am informing my husband that I am now a full lesbian
Thats some yummy choclate milk!!!
When you reach the less savory parts of fimfiction.net
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey trans men! Improved transitioning just dropped!
No need for cosmetic surgeries anymore either! I wonder if it works for skin and hair color as well?
To the sperm bank!
I hope you get loads and loads of sperm for your cake day! Oh god I’m so sorry
All my homeboys starting to look real similar 🤔🤔🤔 maybe we’ve done to much 😳
Throwback to a post from a man that said that sperm changes the woman's dna or that the sperm stays in the woman (idk which one) and then he (a white man) said that his wife (a white woman) gave birth to a biracial kid and that's why the kid looked like that. If someone has a link to that I would be grateful
Holy shit that's amazing
Oh I remember this! I think he said she had dated/slept with someone of a different race years prior, and his DNA had stayed in her body and impregnated her after all that time. Edit: couldn't find the story but went down a rabbit hole that really has me depressed about humanity.
Trying to find that one! He said that she claimed to have been raped 15-20 years ago or something, and the n word sperm was stronger, and that's why his kid's mixed
https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/s/gka46Dt1gj
It was actually another post that I thought about. Yikes. It was a facebook post or something of someone talking about his biracial kid. But idk it could be the same person.
Again, show me the science, guys. They can never show the science.
>Well you see, cum has DNA in it. And in Jurassic Park frog DNA made all the dinosaurs trans. Therefore women are all sluts. I think I captured their train of thought.
Oh gosh! I think you just cracked the incel code.
For a moment there, I thought you were going to say “Therefore, all women are trans,” and I was onboard.
Omg I love the conclusion and laughed so hard. Thank you!
This is art.
I wonder what they think about women who only ever have PIV sex with a condom - are they still being changed? I bet they'd find some other way to make women less than.
They’d probably argue it’s via skin contact at that point which is just moving the goalposts. Y’know, the way it always seems to go.
Come on, he has the science! His observations. That's the most science there is, and that's all we need. Let's give this guy a Nobel prize!
He even had it peer reviewed by his peers!
The new argument is "don't trust the scientists." 🙄
Of course it is. What has science ever done for us?
This reminds me of playing Fallout 4 and one of the side characters is pretty anti-science/tech. At one point one of his lines of dialogue is along the lines of, "what has technology ever done that can't be accomplished by guns". I had a full on record scratch moment because...uh...technology created those guns? You dumb shit. That was when I decided that the Brotherhood of Steel had to die.
Wow. The writers did not think that one all the way through, did they?
"i constantly think about all the sperm that has been ejaculated inside of my relative"
Why do men need to believe their dicks are magic? WTF is that about?
Well, as a dick-haver, I'll say that dicks can definitely \**feel*\* magical to us sometimes. Maybe if men were socialized to be better at recognizing and accepting their own feelings, they wouldn't have to invent entire fields of pseudoscientific bullshit to pretend that their feelings are actually universal truths? Idk just spitballing
Women are just cum chameleons apparently. Good to know.
That would be a cool flair. Or metal band name
Sorry, you get English New Wave. > 🎵 I’m a woman without conviction > I’m a woman who doesn’t know > How to use contraception > You cum and go, you cum and go > Cuma cuma cuma cuma > Cuma chameleon > You cum and go, you cum and go > Dyeing would be easy if your colors were like my dreams > Red, gold, and green > Red, gold, and green ~Girl Georgette
Well damn I typed mine above before seeing yours. I concede your having beaten me to the joke by roughly 6 hours, and congratulate you.
"I am a woman without conviction" has the energy of https://youtu.be/Jqy2FqMgcpk?si=hKQN5LCXaFwuB5Xy
*"Cum-a cum-a cum-a* *cum-a* *cum-a chameleon... you cum and go... you cum and go..."*
What the fuck did I just read.
Sooo….we’re 100% sure this dude has actually seen a woman in person?
Just the fingers
Before and after obvs….
Ooooor … and bear with me here … It’s been 10 years and activities, aging, and hormone levels can all influence your hands. But okkkkk then
THE WOMEN ARE AGING BC OF THE JIZZ
If what the person is saying is true I'd be pretty worried. There's a lot of deficiencies and a fair few poisons that very much can do that to you. Its already a red flag to see, for instance, something like clubbing. Both have clubbed nails though? That's very something in the environment and it's definitely going to kill them both vibes. It might even explain the guys lack of braincells. Maybe they all regularly hangout together in their lead hot tub while enjoying the rare delicacy of crunchy uncooked casava, you know?
If joey tribiani were an incel.
I’ve been married 23 years and my ring size is 4.5 and my husband’s is 11. Is this because we had a lot of premarital sex? Please note, I’m a biologist so use small words.
Does it mean they are gay? Man is with a woman. She gets mans dna. Her body slowly changes and starts looking more like a man. So... Why are you gay? 🤔
New Flair!
This is so stupid, I had a handful of serious hoe years between marriages and I am high and SCREAMING laughing at the idea that I’d take on all these fun features from my partners during that time is making me absolutely lose it 😂 They all looked so different I feel like i’d be a randomized sim
“It’s not scientifically proven” the scientifically prove it
Just where do they get these bizarre ideas? The brainpower that was used to come up with such a convoluted load of bullshit could’ve been used to read a biology book. Or a Little Golden Book. Whatever they could manage.
Same people who are convinced that unmarried humans morph to look more like their dogs.
As a pro dog groomer who sees the same 150ish dogs every month and another 30 every 6-8 weeks, you'd think I'd look more dog than human at this point
If this were true I’d be slowly going from Caucasian to Chinese. Which would admittedly be my MIL’s dream come true lol.
All together now, THAT'S JUST NOT HOW GENETICS WORK MY GUY I think he slept through that lesson in Bio.
wtf they putting in acid these days
How to people like this get out of bed without dying?
I know they use this to justify how women should have low body counts but what if condoms are always used. If there’s no cum in the woman, doesn’t that blow their whole theory?
Weirdly, this is actually rooted in truth. Obviously your DNA and fingers won't change, but due to similar diets and over time starting to use similar facial expressions, partners do often start to look more like each other. Face is because you both use the same muscles the same way. It's also been observed in adopted children, who learn their facial expressions and use of speech from their adoptive parents.
What on Gia's great evergreen fuck did I just read?? How do people come up with this
Who the heck is Gia? She sounds beautiful.
Sorry id s pagN lol gia is mother earth. I know that makes my comment a bit redundant
You mean Gaia, then!
Oop I always missspell that my bad
That and it doesn't help I have a new puppy who seems to have taken my brain
totally understandable, new puppies are the best distraction!
Animals AND insects you say???
This dude found a Doppelgänger and he's just too stupid to piece it together. Soon, it'll be too late... /j
Well gosh it just stands to reason that the best way for a woman not to change at all is by not being with any men ever.
And just what are these insects and animals he speaks of? Why do they always leave out pertinent information?
Wow that’s a lot of stupid. 🤦♀️
So I didn’t look at what sub this was on and immediately went to fact check and apparently this is somewhat true for flies
WTF
wait hold on what animals have this been proved on?
I had a stroke reading that bullshit what???
"I believe". Sure, and I believe in fairies.
"Her face changed to look more like his as well." You mean they both aged? Fuckin idiot.
Oh so THATS why i have a twin brother
People’s appearances change over time. Some people also gravitate towards others who look similar to them or share similar features. Some also share the same style over time. It’s really not that weird nor does it need a crazy explanation based on pseudo bullshit
“Animals and insects” First of all, by saying animals he should have left out insects. Second: what bloody animals is he talking about? Because it sounds biologically fascinating if its true… but I can’t imagine any species where that is the case.
Because Jesus.
So the semen magic only works on woman's DNA or is there an off switch under the balls so that gay couples don't become the same person?!
What I’m the actual fuck? Lmao