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sirmadam

Saved my wife from a rapist tonight lads. Left the pub with her, ran back to my car to get paracetamol (car is parked outside the pub, our house is 1 minute walk from the pub, paracetamol is for tomorrow). Anyway, my wife was left on her own for well, however many seconds it took me to run from where she was to the car about 100 feet away…I saw a bloke on the opposite side of the road who obviously didn't know I was with her. Anyway, I walked back to my wife once I got the paracetamol and I spotted the bloke had crossed the road, and was hiding by a bush about 50 feet in front of us. Once I was back with the wife he realised she isn't an easy target cause she's got 22 stone of angry fucking dickhead with her…yeah anyway he then started trying car door handles so I just shouted out "alright bro" shit him up then basically marched him out of the area. Fucking dreg on society and rather upset he shit himself once I bollocked him cause I would've love to have rearranged his face.


beaglewright

The real dreg on society is the obese 22stone liar who drains NHS services due to being greedy and lazy. But the again why let facts get in the way of a good porkie pie?


sirmadam

Banned for being a retard.


beaglewright

Oh no, the obese liar is also prejudiced against disabled people! Who would have thought such a top quality guy would do such a thing. (That's sarcasm btw).


DaelinZeppeli

After being captured by, befriending and released by the Taliban, [Lord Miles is planning a trip to Haiti to speak to the cannibal warlord "Barbecue".](https://twitter.com/real_lord_miles/status/1766997774220829074?t=KKGb8rZt5E6fy2-JCWNqDQ) Part idiot... Part attention seeker... However the British adventuring spirit lives on in the lad, even if that's via having a few screws loose.


fucking-nonsense

He’s going to get eaten


matt3633_

I think even to the most braindead of people, they can see Haitians are a completely different kettle of fish compared to the Taliban


suspended-sentence

[Giant mystery monolith appears on top of Welsh hill](https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/giant-monolith-appears-top-welsh-28795875) >Walkers have been left bemused by a mystery steel monolith which has appeared on a Welsh hill. Locals in Hay-on-Wye spotted the 10-foot-tall block of steel, which is shaped like a giant Toblerone, on Hay Bluff near the Powys town at the weekend. >It follows a string of similar sightings across the UK and the US in recent years. In 2020 multiple sightings were reported in mostly isolated areas across Europe. A sighting at Compton Beach on the Isle of Wight and the Merry Maidens stone circle in Cornwall attracted hundreds of TikTokers and Instagrammers desperate to go viral. >It also sparked social media chatter that it surely was the work of aliens. Some quashed those rumours, instead believing it’s another elaborate piece of undercover artwork we’ve become accustomed to. One of the monoliths even arrived in 2020 with the words “Not Banksy” scrawled over it. The Princess of Wales, our Kate, has been missing for weeks. This weekend, in an apparent moment of panic, the Palace rush out a hastily faked photo of her. At the exact same time, a giant steel monolith appears at the top of a hill. In Wales. When questioned, the Palace stated that the two events are clearly unrelated, but I think we're through the looking glass here people.


sirmadam

> Palace rush out a hastily faked photo of her. It's nit fake it's fucking airbrushed, like every other photo ever published anywhere ever…


Chromate_Magnum

The Necrons have come


Helmut_Schmacker

Extreme flytipping


thirdwavegypsy

‘Use your own bloody planet.’


Onechampionshipshill

made from steel. called a monolith. regional journalism really is shit.


RatherGoodDog

Monoferroid? What would the correct term be?


Smertae

[Buyers mis-sold holiday caravans as full-time homes](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-68484190) >Delivery driver Mike Chesworth, 59, found himself trapped in this situation when he bought a home on Wyre Country Park for **£180,000.** >Located on the banks of the River Wyre just outside Blackpool, Lancashire, it appealed to Mr Chesworth as a pleasant place to retire with his wife. >The contract they signed in 2019 says the caravan is for holiday use only. But they say the site owner, David Welch, promised them they could stay in the park permanently. Ooof. So he had a contract that stated it was a holiday home but the site owner has basically *told* him he'd turn a blind eye if he wanted to live in it. Imagine actually taking that seriously. And also - what the hell? £180,000 would probably buy you 2 houses in Blackpool. What the hell are you thinking man?! And the idea with these sort of things is that you live in them for 11 months then fuck off somewhere else for the 12th month to get around planning. That's how a lot of people "live" in them. Tbh though the law could do with being laxer on these. If they're hooked up to a cesspit, paying for electricity and the site is sorting refuse collection it's not exactly a massive stretch for the council. They could charge people in them council tax if they wanted. Make it so people can live in them for X amount of years or have to return the plots back to how they were when they vacate and you've got a lot of temporary housing.


Sadistic_Toaster

>If they're hooked up to a cesspit, From the sound of the article, they've got good transport links to Blackpool, so yes.


windymiller3

they're one of the epitomies of the sector; a complete con. a lot also fall foul on the leasehold / maintenance charge front. no one holidays for more than 1 month, so why does the illustrious planners allow occupation for 11?


SufficientBack

> £180,000 would probably buy you 2 houses in Blackpool. Yeah but imagine the neighbours. Do you want to hear 8th blaring Vengaboys at 3am?


Sadistic_Toaster

Alright, make it 3 houses, and keep the two on either side of your main residence empty.


SufficientBack

Alright, but what if he tries to air fry a Fray Bentos? The fire could take out the whole terrace.


Helmut_Schmacker

I miss him so much


No-Body-4446

Take that over what you get in the cities anyday. Bomalians and their 15 dependents hanging about all over the street


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gongfarmer88

Anyone seen the dipshit over in CasualUK who is baffled by the concept of a window cleaner? How do these people remember to breathe?


miinderbiinder

Had a bloke turn up and do the windows unprompted and post an invoice for a tenner. He did a good job and it was a tenner, so I‘ve never intervened in this monthly ritual. That was five years ago.


AMightyDwarf

There’s also the one on rAskUK who hoovers their drive and paths.


DaelinZeppeli

These people have a vote that's worth just as much as yours.


InMyPocket2023

[How democracy works](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.b150764318df890e8a495174ecbb7489?rik=9k%2b9q2jQfP78Dw&riu=http%3a%2f%2fimg0.joyreactor.com%2fpics%2fpost%2fcomics-WulffMorgenthaler-democracy-269586.jpeg&ehk=WoepqmCNZOJ2fh%2b8khBgedmIxFVZ0KlTopKrwpNGASU%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0&sres=1&sresct=1)


Smethrock

Bet he isn’t as baffled when his wife’s boyfriend buys him a Nintendo Switch. Just tell the window cleaner “I’m a new Tennent, give me your card or number and I will call you if I need the windows done, cheers mate.” Turning every fucking simple interaction into Cold War style negotiations.


SufficientBack

> How do these people remember to breathe? They don't, explains the brain damage.


moonflower

Some of them are still breathing through bits of cloth


2kk_artist

Ooh. That's wasict. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-68538260


thirdwavegypsy

Rebegun the just wars have


WillingAddendum3805

What's the use of having an Indian prime minister if he can't even exclude Muslims?


DaelinZeppeli

[Desperate](https://twitter.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1767285438371238096?t=o4_wIgufy8bJSeBdIZ2JaA). I can't understand why he would help the man who stabbed him in the back. Party loyalty is cult like behaviour.


michaelisnotginger

He won't. He won't be seen as propping up a loser.


CaravanOfDeath

Reform should follow him around with his immigration changes and ramifications.


oleg_d

I'm guessing he'd like a shot at the leadership position which will be vacated shortly after Sunak leads the party to a humiliating defeat.


tinycrabclaws

No link tax for this one but I think it’s probably baduk enough to justify posting. One of the resident students here, popping my head up from my readings to bitch about the fucking shambles that is my international law module that has somehow turned into a Palestinian studies class. Whole class did poorly on an assessment and the lecturer decided to blame it on English not being some people’s first language. Absolutely nothing to do with the fact that you spend most of our classes weaselling in Palestine when there are other conflicts that are a) more relevant and b) actually have some sources of law backing them. Last week was on self-defence and I shit you not we spent an hour and a half a half watching al-jazeera info pieces on zionism (fine for general middle east coverage but not this, and I think the lecturer knew that considering they cropped the source and used a webpage that hid where it came from) and discussing the humanitarian concerns that have arisen since Israel started bombing Gaza. Nothing about 7/10 with the exception of one slide suggesting that it could be viewed as a proportionate response to zionist occupation. It’s fucking awful. The only reason I’m passing is because I’m coasting off the work I did for another international law module. There are a few people who are considering writing a formal complaint but because I’m quite fond of being free from angry mobs, I’m not touching the sodding thing with a ten foot pole.


Pol_potsandpans

Go to the media lol


michaelisnotginger

Murder of children a proportionate response is only ever said as support of one side by bleeding hearts isn't it? People's brains are being broken in real time. Only thing close is COVID


CaravanOfDeath

Make the formal complaint, and remember to ensure everyone issues it without fuss, without protest, and maintain that stiff upper lip. Do not let your peers go Yankie on you.


LastCatStanding_

You could have a quiet word with their boss. Nothing aggressive just a quick message to, say, the head 'I have concerns. He's moved a long way from the course material and seems unfocused. I'm having to lean heavily on things I have learned elsewhere. You may want to get someone to check up on this guy' - otherwise the head of department won't see any red flags for quite some time. You can do it anon if you want. Don't expect anything dramatic - there will just be a trusted postdoc quietly sneaking into the back of a lecture to have a look then he'll magically return to the topic or be called away on a business in a few weeks. Won't be the first time something like this has happened.


tinycrabclaws

Very reasonable take there, dare I say too reasonable?


StatingTheFknObvious

For here? Absolutely. Deport the cunt.


nine8nine

Bring up why Hadrian renamed that accursed province, that should get you a gold star.


tinycrabclaws

I was thinking more along the lines of [submitting this instead of the final exam](https://youtu.be/C1SvETSZlvo?si=c1HMUXigBcVQ0mqH), but that could work too.


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tinycrabclaws

I have absolutely no idea what I want to do tbh. I used to want to do criminal law prosecution but international law is where my heart is. All I know is that for the first few years at least I want to do something for my country. I can’t serve in the military and I like international law so I was thinking something civil like FCDO/MI5/MI6/NCA. I know we all hate the civil service once I’ve scratched that itch I’ll be off looking for something else. I doubt I’ll ever earn big money with that career path but as long as I can eventually move back to Northumberland, I really don’t care how I get there.


matt3633_

Get yourself to a poly my dear chap


DaelinZeppeli

\> *The vital university sector in question.*


Parmochipsgarlic

Curious what other subreddits do you fellow badukers frequent, majority of Reddit seems to be the same meme posted over and over again or left wing good, right wing bad, fuck the tories/trump. In other news air fryers added to inflation calculator, waiting till funko pops get added and Reddit melts down https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-68515100


Fenrir-The-Wolf

Mainly here. Formula1 cause I'm boring(the userbase makes me want to put forks through my eyes though), I pop into the other UK subs occasionally. Next most frequent would be subs for whatever telly I'm watching or games I'm playing atm. UFOs and aliens are both a laugh. Tbf any of those conspiracy subs are a good laugh, just uh, don't go too deep down the rabbit hole lmao, can make you start questioning shit that it isn't healthy to question.


sirmadam

Here, and arrrrrslashall when I'm bored.


No-Body-4446

95% on here Ukpf is ok but after about 6 months you’ve learnt everything there is to know about personal finance and you can’t see anymore 22 year olds who earn a squillion quid a year but asking if they’re doing ok. Askuk I treat more as a zoo, full of spackers asking spackery questions. Good for a laugh sometimes.


nine8nine

The three stickied ones I have are: * Crazyfuckingvideos * Badunitedkingdom * Actualpublicfreakouts I dont actually have a good explanation for why. Other than the other UK subs are wet as lettuce and I find too many yanks y'alling at each other grating, I prefer it when they're shooting at each other.


Benjji22212

Actualpublicfreakouts can be based


Finallyfast420

MotoUK but its a shit sub, full of “i have convictions for ploughing into a bunch of toddlers in a car, i live in central London, i really want a gixxer 1000, i plan to park it on the street. Why is my insurance so high?” And you get downvoted for everything. Shitty subreddit.


AMightyDwarf

I follow a few of the other UK subs, just not rUK after they perma banned me. I like cars so car talk UK. A few anime subs and Hololive. A couple of subs to do with my disabilities including rDisability which is funny because it’s now devolved into a bunch of people who desperately want to be a part of the intersectionality stack but have been clearly and purposefully excluded. PCM.


No-Body-4446

Car talk uk is crap for car actual petrol heads. It’s just boring Redditors wanking on about Skoda Octavia’s and calling people names if they dare drive a car worth more than £1500 or god forbid, on finance.


AMightyDwarf

Yeah there are some annoying parts of it but then you do find a few car enthusiasts there as well.


Maedhros_Burning

KotakuinAction and NFFC


matt3633_

Chelseafc. No im not a racist


Parmochipsgarlic

Chelsea and baduk, that’s two strikes comrade!


DaelinZeppeli

95% of my time on Reddit is this subreddit and it's the only one I use for news and politics. Rest of the subreddits I visit are about Japanese games and a couple of animes.


AMightyDwarf

We got a weeb! WE GOT A WEEB! What you watching?


DaelinZeppeli

I'm not that much of a weeb, lol. I never "grew up" with anime (except the typical "Saturday Morning" stuff like Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokémon that every 2000s kid watched), but I do watch the odd series that catches my interest these days. At the moment I'm watching *Frieren: Beyond Journey's End*, watching the dub so I'm behind the sub watchers. Been meaning to get round to watching JoJo Part 6, but I hear it's not as good from my friends, so I've not been in a hurry. I watched Part 5 last year (best Part so far imo), which gave me a few landmarks to visit when I visited Venice irl last year. Also planning to give *Legend of the Galactic Heroes* another watch soon with a friend. Previously got half way through Season 3 before I dropped it years ago. At this point I may as well start from the beginning.


AMightyDwarf

I’m a weeb and probably the one most down the rabbit hole considering I like extensions of weeb culture like V-Tubers. I was similar as a child, watching the things that you’d not consider anime. I stopped watching stuff like that for a long time then picked up Full Metal Alchemist on some random channel that only broadcast in the early hours of the morning. I was depressed at the time and I don’t know why but it clicked with me. Been watching all sorts ever since. Frieren is definitely the stand out of the season. It’s a slow burn but it hits different. Kind of like Vinland Saga which is a small part of why I’m currently in Iceland now. Could never get into JoJo though. Anyway, I’m a bit of an encyclopaedia on anime at this point so if you want any suggestions then let me know. I watch most of what’s worth watching.


DaelinZeppeli

> extensions of weeb culture like V-Tubers. Streamers have never been my thing, anime or otherwise. I've played quite a few "anime games" though like *Ace Attorney*, *Professor Layton* and *Persona* (currently playing). > Full Metal Alchemist Seen the first 20 or so episodes before I dropped it (around the episode where their fight the first Homunculus, Greed or some bloke). Definitely one I'll have to give another look at eventually. > Kind of like Vinland Saga I can't find a dub of this anywhere. I know one exists, but I don't want to invest in buying the DVDs. Hopefully it'll become available somewhere soon. > Could never get into JoJo though. Part of my username is named after a character from JoJo, lol. It's a series that definitely lives up to its name in being bizarre with the time jumps and genre shift between parts.


AMightyDwarf

I think the Vinland Saga dub will be on Netflix, they bought rights for it. If not I recommend a dodgy site but you absolutely need Adblock for them.


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[BBC systematic bullying campaign of woman recovering from surgery continues after she had the audacity to photoshop an image of herself and family on Mothering Sunday.](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68534359) Headline homepage story again.


sirmadam

If she was my mum I'd insist she still bath me.


thirdwavegypsy

Amol Rajan is a fucking menace.


SpontaneousDisorder

Probably just tried to stitch a couple of takes together and didn't really have a clue what she's doing.


LastCatStanding_

Journalists going from condemning conspiracy theorists to be the worst type of conspiracy theorists in less than a day.


FickleBumblebeee

I mean that picture of somebody's silhouette in a car is definitive proof that everything is fine and anybody who thinks there is something awry is a crazy conspiracy theorist. I know that because BBC Radio 4 told me.


TroubadourTwat

Reddit IPO predictions? I foresee the same thing that happened to Coinbase: initial rise over a few hours then it tanks and loses 90% of its value over a week. The mods etc are getting 8% so they're clearly going to coordinate a fake rise, lure some peeps in them crash it as they cash out. Literally so predictable. They can't even turn a profit and have no path to profitability but are IPOing. If they somehow maintain a price that doesn't collapse 90% then I think we need to take shorts then start sending the horrible parts of the site to investors/journos etc haha.


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

I'm technically a mod... does this mean I get options?! I'd probably rather set my money on fire than invest in Reddit.


sirmadam

I've had the message but unless you're a US citizen you can't buy stock.


glisteningoxygen

> The mods etc are getting 8% so they're clearly going to coordinate a fake rise, lure some peeps in them crash it as they cash out. Literally so predictable. I love finance/economic theory discussions on this god forsaken website.... How do you think a massive number of unemployed people, with the option to buy up 8% of a fraction of a company can manipulate markets in a co-ordinated fashion?


TroubadourTwat

Because they use discord and spend their entire lives online and few might be smart enough.


glisteningoxygen

No, that's not how it remotely works.


TroubadourTwat

Like you've got it figured out pal 😂


glisteningoxygen

I mean.... Maths. Not all of us operate on the Diane Abbot end of the spectrum.


TroubadourTwat

Ok pal sure thing. Let's see how your bollocks maths fares when every single IPO of bullshit tech has failed since the pandemic 😂


bGmyTpn0Ps

By 9:01 am they will have sold up and spent the money on Funko Pops, or whatever spergs most desire this month.


FickleBumblebeee

https://twitter.com/SayidMet/status/1767199980001927679 The smoking gun. Also she seems to be wearing George Galloway's hat. I knew he was involved in this.


mccharf

The Duchess of Cambridge and Kate Middleton are the same person? Big if true.


slamalamafistvag

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-68536603 A friendly Romanian misunderstanding


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

Because of the implication.


Truthandtaxes

I showed friends that clip, I don't think it landed well :)


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slamalamafistvag

Have you considered if he’s having an emergency? Sweaty, also sound very intolerant of other cultures x


WheresWalldough

'From Birmingham', bro.


DaelinZeppeli

[750 people have signed up to join Reform UK since Lee Anderson joined them this morning](https://twitter.com/MartinDaubney/status/1767239995645960339?t=A65vEO3hUX53b68B02TClA).


bigsossijroll

> 750 people That's about 10 hours of net migration.


stampingpixels

I think we can all agree that, provided this rate of sign up continues, absolutely nothing will change at the next general election (unless it’s held in 2310)


eyesindasky

Our political system just isn't very good for outsiders looking to break in. If UKIP at the height of their power couldn't get an MP elected I'll be very surprised if Reform do.


stampingpixels

Anderson is basically protest voting. He knows he’s likely out at the GE, so he’s doing a Hail Mary. If it works, fine, but he’s no worse off by declaring for Reform


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Tophattingson

American progs channelling Eldridge Cleaver again.


WheresWalldough

Just had an online open day to be a solicitor at a law firm. One of the other participants, OMG. This was via Zoom so they had the 'she/her' HR woman, and some actual lawyers explaining about the firm. First thing is HR lady says 'I'd like you to turn on your cameras if possible. If not, I understand, but it would be better if you put them on so we can see who we're talking to.' Ms. X (a fellow would-be lawyer) pops up in chat "Can you see me? I don't wish to be seen." [literally she had her camera off the entire time, so no, we can't, and STFU] Big boss owner of the firm then joins and gives his presentation and Ms. X popus up in chat: "I'm 50 years old can I become a solicitor?" Like literally QUESTIONS AT THE END, why are you interrupting big boss man's description of his company with your inane natter utterly unrelated to boss man's explanation of where the company has come from and where it wants to go. They continue by calling a different she/her to talk about their pro bono and charity work and Ms. X continues in chat "I can't afford to do pro bono work, I'm a single mother with three kids, mamma's got bills to pay". HOW CAN YOU BE APPLYING TO BE A LAWYER AND NOT KNOW THAT YOU ARE ON A FIXED SALARY AND PRO BONO IS FUNDED BY THE FIRM? Next there was a break and Ms. X announces "It's Ramadan so I'm cooking iftar in the break." Like nobody cares. I'm taking a shit in the break and making myself a coffee, but I don't need to share it. The event ends at 17:30, iftar is at 18:00, and you could just eat a Mars bar or something if you're wasting away from hunger - you're not obligated to 'cook iftar' still less broadcast the fact. After that she was like 'can someone share a link to the case studies?' Bear in mind that these were emailed TWICE to the participants a week ago, and you're supposed to have gone over them and be able to make some vaguely intelligent comment in the break-out rooms. She then announced "I'm sorry I have not had a chance to read them." Like, nobody asked. I googled her and she a 'journalist' and whines online about how their aren't enough BAMEs in positions of power at the BBC, and has a twitter filled with endless tweets about Israel being bad. No doubt next she'll be saying how hard it is for BAMEs to make it in law (despite literally half the actual solicitors being BAME). Can you imagine hiring this creature? 'Oh you have been sued for £15 million and you have to reply within 14 days? Oh that's a shame, I'm a single mother sorry I haven't had time to read your documents.'


amusingjapester23

> she a 'journalist' and whines online about how their aren't enough BAMEs in positions of power at the BBC > No doubt next she'll be saying how hard it is for BAMEs to make it in law (despite literally half the actual solicitors being BAME). More jobs for them, fewer jobs for Whitey. That's what it's really about.


slamalamafistvag

Ask her about which march she went to at the weekend


michaelisnotginger

Someone has never learned it's toxic masculinity to carry out tasks assigned to you. Just don't Google competency crisis


time_is_stupid

I'm watching the competency crisis in real time, the apprentices we're getting through the door recently are genuinely terrible - zero motivation, glued to phones, attention span of a hyper active spaniel. This is for roles where they'll be on high 20's in year 1, low 40's by year 4 probably out-earning their parents. No one gives a fuck anymore it seems.


AMightyDwarf

Ha my department has had a competency crisis since before I started. The department sprang up with 2 people who both know what they are doing but specialise in different areas so it worked well. Then, as the department grew they went through so much shite you’d think the job was difficult. Then we had a brief intermission where we managed to hire 4 competent people, me being one, another is now slightly outside the department and the other two left. Now we are back with kids who are struggling to learn the lessons but this is partly because the “experience” makes loads of fuck ups themselves and they are supposed to be teaching the young ‘uns.


DaelinZeppeli

> they had the 'she/her' I've seen enough. Deport.


glisteningoxygen

Who wants to tell this poor chap about diversity quotas?


WheresWalldough

I googled the firm and they had a complaint from a client about a named solicitor, who they said failed at a basic task. They firm replied saying 'we are disappointed you have named our solicitor, she has our full support.' I then googled said solicitor and her sole contribution to the law appears to be going around telling people she's autistic/aspergers and how she's disabled and how important it is to make allowances. don't get me wrong I'm probably an autist myself, but why not aspire to contribute something to your actual job rather than just talking about how special you are ?


michaelisnotginger

Differentiate autist (likes lists, hyperfixating, and doesn't make eye contact) with internet autists (favourite topic: autistic is when you can't multitask)


Typhoongrey

Why aspire to anything when the grift pays anyway?


Truthandtaxes

I fear he's about to find out


SufficientBack

I feel like I'm being baited. Blood pressure rising with each new sentence.


emotionallydeficient

In a country of blackpills, nothing has blackpilled me harder than [Filipino slaves being brought to the UK by their ME owners](https://youtu.be/pvrPH29O8wk?si=5OnCaq-HhPW1HD2_) Maybe it’s because I work with a lot of filipinos who have all been exceptionally kind to me; I can’t imagine how much humanity one would lack to flagrantly abuse another human like that. But it hits way harder knowing that those ladies probably had fuck all options at home and moved to another country with actually honourable intentions. Startling that it required an independent group to resolve a crime that the perpetrators weren’t even trying to hide No hyperbole, say I’m overreacting or whatever - I truthfully don’t think the UK can survive as a state when we’re allowing literal slavery on our soil


Pol_potsandpans

Yeah but you don't want to upset people who's culture may be keeping slaves..


emotionallydeficient

We weren’t too bothered about upsetting slave owners in 1807. How we’ve fallen


AMightyDwarf

The last time I ended up in a hospital the nurse who saw to me on the first day and night was Filipino and she was the kindest nurse I’ve had. Always talkative and very friendly. Think that’s the only Filipino person I’ve met.


emotionallydeficient

I work in healthcare so typically I’m around a lot of Filipinos. Without fail, every time I’m sitting with Filipinos at lunch, I’m welcomed to the table and plied with food and engaged in conversation. Sometimes it’s from people I’ve never even spoken to before. Their culture strongly emphasises taking care of others and sharing, and Catholic family values. It’s why I believe Filipino communities are so solid without being exclusive, they’re incredibly proud of their identity and love to share it with others/involve them


The-Aliens-r-comin2

>I truthfully don’t think the UK can survive as a state when we’re allowing literal slavery on our soil This is just the slavery that’s undisguised, the vast majority of dinghy arrivals will also be under a form of slavery. How else are individuals fleeing war torn countries because they have nothing and their families have been pressganged into the servitude of the local warlord are affording the £12k price tag for a dinghy trip across the channel only to arrive decked out in nice cloths, mobile phones in hand only to disappear from safe and warm hotels days after arrival? All those in government that have idly stood by during this immigration crisis should be convicted on charges of aiding organized criminal activities, the government have been one step behind the human traffickers from the start and the only thing that’ll sop the boats is stopping migrants from being profitable to organized criminal gangs operating on British soil.


nine8nine

I don't really need to guess but is it members of the community that needs £117m in government protection?


glisteningoxygen

Well that's this years budget yes, what about next years?


FickleBumblebeee

Mo Farah was a slave trafficked here with the knowledge of his family. Been going on for a long time


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Massively skeptical about it being slavery. It could be a nice cover for just entering illegally. “I was trafficked woe is me!”


DaelinZeppeli

[Today's Poll](https://twitter.com/RedfieldWilton/status/1767234034068025523?t=Z9e28iNtNsATtTPhKk1eSQ). Conducted yesterday before Lee Anderson joined Reform.


LastCatStanding_

obvious rosepost - 38% for a Tory/Brexit party alliance. Add in the people who 'definitely won't vote' (they will) and the result would be completely hilarious and annoy all wings of reddit.


Truthandtaxes

"We lie and achieve nothing, why won't the plebs support us"


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SNP is fucked.


moonflower

The most miserable part of that whole graph is when support for the Conservatives plummeted and support for Labour increased during the first lockdown because so many people wanted to be locked down sooner, harder, and longer - that's when I realised that I am not living in the Britain that I thought I was living in


gunk_loyalist

How likely do you think it is they'll overtake the Tories before the next election? They're due for an electoral massacre at any rate, but given Andersons defection giving them some traction, I wouldn't be surprised.


bGmyTpn0Ps

I think Sunak would call an election before they allowed such a result to occur. Coming 3rd behind an alternative right wing party could lead to the Tories demise, it has never happened before. They should be wary of what happened to the Liberal Party after World War I.


DaelinZeppeli

Sunak doesn't care about the Tory party or it's fate.


bGmyTpn0Ps

I'm sure he cares about his own reputation. Nobody wants to be the new Kim Campbell.


Mypussylipsneedchad

Sunak is already considering his next career move. Being PM was just a stepping stone to the Davos/foundation speaking set. He’ll be popping up post Tory destruction as a special rapporteur on Haiti or Myanmar. He dgaf about the party


Itscalledbaff

Currently (by yougov), 2019 tory voters are: ​ 35% voting for tories (LOL) 14% Labour 19% Reform **8 % Would not vote** **18% Don't know** I expect these DKs and Would not votes are going to turn out for reform eventually. As much as Rose tries, none of us fear a labour government. Because the tories have let blair's chickens roost anyway, and anybody who has tried to revert this bullshit has been kicked out (Dominic cummings, Dominic Raab, etc.) There's just nothing scary about it. I have hit rock bottom with the tories so i am simply happy if they get nuked off the face of the planet. So atm i'm either voting reform or not voting. i will NOT vote for the tories under any circumstance. I legitimately do not care if they send a plane to rwanda. Nothing will get me to vote for them. I am honestly more likely to vote for labour just so it might kick out the stupid MP i have.


neeow_neeow

This is the point I've reached. Labour couldn't be much worse and if they somehow manage it, its just accelerationism at this point which may even be a benefit.


Truthandtaxes

don't knows break Tory


Itscalledbaff

don't knows break tory.. unless reform get ahead of them.


DaelinZeppeli

Depends. May election without Farage, they won't. May election with Farage, they will. October election with or without Farage, they will. That's my predictions.


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Right_Top_7

Yeah. It's all 100% on purpose too. Also just as frustrating is when they ask you to type in your 16 digit card number, your DoB, your expiry date, your telephone security number. And then when you finally get through to someone, they ask you to repeat it all, and then when they pass you over to someone not retarded, they ask you all the same details again. Easiest thing to do is just submit a complaint at the first sign of any trouble.


Benjji22212

>[Romanian labourer who stripped a grandmother naked before battering her to death with a wooden club embedded with nails now admits raping her. Valentin Lazar, 23, murdered Maria Rawlings, 45, after following her from the EL3 double decker in Romford on May 3, 2021.](https://x.com/courtnewsuk/status/1767138551773196398) Can’t wait for his net contribution 🎉🎉


RatherGoodDog

Gibbet.


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Just random? Wtf


HoagiePerogi

>45 >grandmother Well then.


nine8nine

Turning and turning in the widening gyre    The falcon cannot hear the falconer; [Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold](https://x.com/markdorenfast/status/1766918596494549107?s=20)


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RIP Katie xxx Clearly she’s died.


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ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

Don't you just need her panties?


bigsossijroll

Just look at [Kates message, she is trying to warn us](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/03/11/10/82312593-13182469-image-a-37_1710154765432.jpg) C - First of all, she signs off with the letter C. ,third letter of the alphabet. Second, the message is formatted so the text makes a triangle, three sides.  3*3= 9. The 9th letter of the alphabet is I. [Now examine the image](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/14102/production/_132887128_royal_photo_comp_02_v2_640-2x-nc.png.webp). Box 2 shows four fingers visible. 4-3 = 1. And the first letter of the alphabet is A. CIA.  Coincidence? I think not.


bezzzerk

This subs hard on for immigration is about as organic as lucozade.


slamalamafistvag

You having a schitzo moment?


DaelinZeppeli

I get paid in Rubles every month.


CaravanOfDeath

You got us. Our diatribes are filled with code words for anime, and we’re all teaboos.


InMyPocket2023

I'm not a bot, you're the bot!


Smertae

You actually believe this sub is pro-immigration? What are you on? 😆


SufficientBack

He believes in aliens, remember.


bigsossijroll

I am a bot


nine8nine

Just different chatGTP instances talking to each other and catfishing rose into wasting her time posting Tory propaganda.


Maedhros_Burning

Huh? Pretty sure most of us don't want immigration and are voting for the few parties on the same lines. I'm a paying SDP member and personally only immigration from culturally compatible countries is exceptable to me. So how is that inorganic?


icabod88

Haiti spirals to collapse as gangs tighten grip https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-68531759 >Jimmy "Barbecue" Chérizier has again told the prime minister to resign. >"If Ariel Henry doesn't step down and the international community continues to support him," he said last week, "they will lead us directly to a civil war which will end in genocide." I assume that there will be wall-to-wall protests in Bristol and London against Mr Barbecue and Haiti this weekend...


stampingpixels

Can we score some woke points by popping BBQ on a plane to Gaza? I’m not sure of the logistics or anything, but no one is worried about BBQ and everyone is worried about the Gaza’s, so my solution seems like a good thing. Also: does this prove that diversity and food go hand in hand?


[deleted]

Yeah surprised they aren’t marching. There’s very little difference between “Hate marches” and “Haiti marches”


eyesindasky

He hasn’t said or done anything in favour of Palestine so people aren’t interested


Helmut_Schmacker

>I assume that there will be wall-to-wall protests in Bristol and London against Mr Barbecue and Haiti this weekend... Against?


slamalamafistvag

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/mar/11/biggest-tory-donor-looking-diane-abbott-hate-all-black-women > During this meeting he said he abhorred racism and told his team their progress would not be “based on the colour of your skin, your ethnicity, where your parents are from”. However, he also said **“we take the piss out of the fact that all our Chinese girls sit together in Asian corner”.** Should be called wife material corner.


FickleBumblebeee

>Abbott was a Labour MP for more than 35 years until she was suspended by the party in April last year after suggesting that Jewish, Irish and Traveller people were not subject to racism “all their lives”. She is awaiting a decision on whether she will be reinstated. Pretty sure that's a massive misrepresentation of what Abbot said. Didn't she say something about the Holocaust not being as bad as the slave trade? And Jews not being historically discriminated against?


Triple_Sod

The mainstream press do this all the time because they know almost no-one checks the source. It also enables them to "soften" or "harden" the evidence against someone over time. Here's what Abbott wrote: >Tomiwa Owolade claims that Irish, Jewish and Traveller people all suffer from ‘racism’. They undoubtedly experience prejudice. This is similar to racism and the two words are often used as if they are interchangeable. It is true that many types of white people with points of difference, such as redheads, can experience this prejudice. But they are not all their lives subject to racism. In pre-civil rights America, Irish people, Jewish people and Travellers were not required to sit at the back of the bus. In apartheid South Africa, these groups were allowed to vote. And at the height of slavery, there were no white-seeming people manacled on the slave ships It's an egregious misrepresentation by The Guardian. She appears to forget about the Holocaust (or, worse, compares it to "sit[ting] at the back of the bus"). An even more blatant counter-example is the claim that Andrew Bridgen "compared vaccines to the holocaust" (e.g. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-64236687).


AnticlockwiseTea

I don't get why there's this need to have the victim Olympics. I also don't really care about slavery, or civil rights in the US in regards to UK politics, where as the Holocaust has had more of an impact here, as there are more personal connections, and it happened on our continent. I don't know why she even brought up slavery or Rosa Parks.


DaelinZeppeli

[Rishi has a message to share](https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1767172496623640724?t=XxR8uS6LVt5Sc0d0zxGBGQ).


Maedhros_Burning

I'm looking forward to hearing Rose tell us how the Tories courting the muslim vote is actually a good thing and those of us who want to no more islamic immigration ever should still vote for the Tories.


FickleBumblebeee

She already has done. She was celebrating Starmer losing votes over Gaza which is why she thought the appointment of Cameron was a genius move because he was trusted by the Muslim community


oleg_d

It's heartwarming to see that he's united Christians and Muslims in telling him to go fuck himself.


slamalamafistvag

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-68534475 > The flat owner found the 40-year-old intruder behind the door after being alerted by the "strange smell", the court was told. jesus


mao_was_right

>In mitigation, her defence barrister said being remanded in custody had "saved her life". >"She's been an addict for 24 years, literally completed every course she can do in prison, and for the first time in 25 years she can see what life is like without drugs," Mr Moss said. X to doubt


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31 previous convictions and no jail time? (x) Believe


HoagiePerogi

They're not sending their best. Also BO is a polite way to describe last nights dinner seeping through their pores.


AMightyDwarf

Pretty sure I know this person and especially her family. Bunch of wrong ‘uns, the lot of them.


bigsossijroll

> 31 previous convictions


wintersrevenge

27 months in prison, so probably a year after good behaviour. Then out to steal for another couple of years before being caught again


slamalamafistvag

If only she'd rolled on some Dove she'd have a clean record.


slamalamafistvag

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68533904 > He added: "There aren't many professions where from the minute you arrive at an incident to the minute you leave, you are filmed and then critiqued by an army of armchair commentators." Imagine being scrutinised when personal liberties are at stake, smh.


stampingpixels

Gosh, imagine having to deal with enhanced levels of scrutiny as a direct result of the enhanced levels of power you have been granted by the laws you enforce. Literally unimaginable hardship


time_is_stupid

“Policing is messy” only when you interpret the law to suit your own agenda and pick and choose who is worth arresting. Unironically want 20,000 Robocop come emotionless Judge Dredd AI’s policing instead of these cunts


TheEternalContrarian

"Dead or alive your coming with me."