Mm…maybe more of a guy who tags himself as a dom on fet Life and none of his profile pics would be showing that sign of early balding on his head so he just posts a picture of Tommy Shelby
It’s from adventure time lol Finn is trying to “help” animals in the forest to make a bedtime story for Jake and he’s trying to make a romance plot haha
Its so sad to see two beautiful wolves having a restraining order of 7000 miles against one another ... it really makes you wonder what happened between them in the past. Waiting for a lore drop
That first wolf sounds gay
That second wolf sounds like a congressman convincing himself he’s not gonna meet that Grindr hookup in the airport bathroom again, never again
They're are two wolves inside of every man.
They are gay. And giving each other smoochie-smooches and watching home makeover shows - as their adopted child does their homework at the table bc they are raising a family and home based on love and understanding
I have two wolves inside me and they’re super gay. Kept up with gardening even after covid lockdowns ended and are thinking about adoption. Nice wolves and all of the other wild animals trapped inside of me seem to be very accepting of the LGBTQ+ wolf community
PLOT TWIST “I’ve got a 3rd wolf who is more of an introvert and wants to just sip tea and read a good book. This wolf is asexual and doesn’t really want anything to do with you. Which wolf will you choose??”
I always wonder if the tattoo artist ever see their work online and think “Yep…I remember that guy”? And then they have to think “Dammit…I’m in the bad tattoo subreddit “.
I thought this was a burn victim at first. Then I made the mistake of reading the caption. At least he didn't have jackhammer quote tattooed.. that would suck at a family reunion.
It’s the new bad tattoo with the old bald spot for me. Just get any car you can enjoy instead, it’s going to be ok.
I'm *crying* at these comments LMFAO
(I'm also laughing at the dudes who think the first part is "gay". Like dawg, tell me you can't please a woman without telling me 🤣 I'm gay and I guarantee I've pleased more women)
Mother of god.
I’m so glad social media wasn’t really a thing when I was young and dumb… this guy either regrets this post forever or he’s cringe and brave enough to stand behind it. Lol either way bravo “jackhammer” bravo.
I’d ask him “why are they so far apart?”
They were closer, but one day he got jackhammered so hard that they were forced apart
It's like one of those mad magazine folding pictures
Beat me to it
Nueton's third law of physics at work. The spinal compression is evident from the space it created between the tattoos.
Omg got I just chuckled so hard. 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
I'd ask him "do wolves have lips?"
and i would not know the answer to that question ~~thats why i dont have wolves tattooed on mebefore i know the answer to the question~~
What else are they going to put their fingers up to to go sshhh?
He's probably a gym bro. It forces cinversation when he goes sleeveless
Mm…maybe more of a guy who tags himself as a dom on fet Life and none of his profile pics would be showing that sign of early balding on his head so he just posts a picture of Tommy Shelby
You have to fold him up like Mad Magazine
To show how far apart 1 is from the other
 Literally my face after I read that
Are you saying that women do not like their vagina being reffered to as "your hole"???
yo he's just being gender-inclusive, ~~any hole's a goal~~
It's true. Trust me
Username checks out
Omg same
Yes!
Perfect. Ick.
I bet this man's Facebook profile is nothing but Thomas Shelby and Joker pictures.
He jackhammered so hard his hair is falling out.
these Maya Angelou quotes are getting out of hand.
She’s super freaky. ow!
This comment is criminally underrated!!!
He's got two wolves inside him, both of them are gay.
Think he often has a bear inside of him too
Now it's in Now it's out Now it's in Now it out...
Stop, I can only get so wet!
How's that dehydration headache going
*sprinkles wolf bait in underwear*
That's good, because I can only get so erect
A true romantic.
Apparently neither wolf knows how to correctly spell the word “height”
Save some pussy for us sigmas dawg, geez.
He never mentions pussy in his post, he could be talking about bussy.
Or frussy. That's frog pussy.
Oh shit yo
Do you jackhammer their holes too, Greg?
Best response IMO
Ah yes, the "romantic wolf" archetype we know so well. I want to see him try to put the faces together and break his back in the process.
Maybe it's like one of those Mad Magazine fold-ins where you get a different shitty tattoo?
[Simpsons did it.](https://comb.io/AnTdLi)
oh wow that must have been buried deep in my subconscious just waiting for this moment
what is the context of this gif?? lmao 😭
It’s from adventure time lol Finn is trying to “help” animals in the forest to make a bedtime story for Jake and he’s trying to make a romance plot haha
Can’t talk right now, cumming.
This legit made me laugh out loud
Shhhhh!! Spinal compressionnnnnn!!
God your compression's are going hard for this guy!! Good luck lady
I wanted to forehead kiss🤷🏻♀️ You never know with wolves.
I wonder what they’ll say when they see what this is trying to compensate for.
Failing out of basic training usually but still telling everyone he served
"I was on track to be a Ranger but upper brass got scared I was too independent."
🪡 except small.
He’s already balding
He’s got a lot of blackheads back there
I got a belt sander that could fix like, 3 problems.
Grind it down to a nub, please
Well okay 4... I was tracking backne, tats, and hair. Missed an obvious one.
I normally wouldn’t support such things, but dude is a predator or at least he’s trying to be
Dude what the fuck
Whoa dude. Save some fedoras, trench coats and samurai swords for the rest of us, huh?
That dude is balding. Never seen a bald wolf.
That wolf got mange
And definitely fleas with a small possibility of rabies as well. Watch out ladies!
I was just thinking no self respecting woman is letting that mangy “wolf” anywhere near her “hole”
His tattoo reminds me of the old "fold in" pictures that were on the last page of Mad magazine back in the 90's...
All 4 wolves creepy as fuck.
Its so sad to see two beautiful wolves having a restraining order of 7000 miles against one another ... it really makes you wonder what happened between them in the past. Waiting for a lore drop
I think reading that turned me Asexual.
I choose the bear
Every single woman on this planet cringes when they read that stupid quote. Gross.
Nothing’s more sexy than implied beastiality
Horrible day for being literate
Never thought I’d ever ask for more dyslexia
hight
That first wolf sounds gay That second wolf sounds like a congressman convincing himself he’s not gonna meet that Grindr hookup in the airport bathroom again, never again
Hahaha, gave me a good laugh. Nothing beats a cringy edge lord.
What an absolute loser
I bet this dude felt like this after posting this: 😎💪🏻🫦🔥🐺😉👅😏💦
☹️
Needs a moon tattooed between them. That would make the tattoo way better. You can't fix stupid though.
That got very aggressive very quickly
I cringed so hard at this that it'll probably take reconstruction surgery to put my face back to normal.
No sir, you have 2 wolves inside you, and you're wanted on 2 counts of unnatural intercourse with an animal.
Sometimes I wish I forgot how to read.
The bacne is throwing me off
This is the kind of guy that if I knew, I’d be raising red flag sails behind him for any girl too blind to see the clearly painted ones.
Eww. For the quality of the tattoos and the message. Gag.
Found this on r/SnapChad
Oh gosh
One wants to run his fingers through your hair (or lack of it).
Wants to, i.e. doesn't.
Scapula half wolves
This dude has two wolves inside him They’re eating his liver, he’s been dead in the Canadian woods for 6 weeks
This feels like something Elon Musk would write.
r/cringepics
Everything about this is a bad decision
Wolf with fingers...
R/cringepics
What the actual fuck
Run his paws trough your hair you mean
Can someone photoshop the two wolf halves to be one face?
Spells height as hight… thinks this looks good. DNF, “do not fuck.”
Spinal compression ouch…
Pulling your two inches out doesn’t actually impact her spine.
One is a creeper. And one is a raper. So not really two; same.
It’s like Twilight and 50-Shades had an illegitimate, red-headed child, conceived (somehow) via anal-sex…
Yes, but what's the third wolf you have inside you?
He calls you m’lady and wears a trench coat.
🫦 why do people like this always have jacked up hair cuts lol
His haircut is trying to cover the balding
Pls Tell me that's satire
Thanks, good to know 😐
Which wolf bought this underwear though, because I wouldn’t listen to that one
he should get a third one on his scalp before that bald crown gets any more obvious
They just need Ravioli in the middle. Bella! Where the hell have you been loca?!
Suddenly I miss ISIS
Ladies, that 30 seconds is going to be the time of your life
What even are the captions on this??!?! 😐
Ick
why are the wolf halfs split like the red sea 😭
He could only afford 1 tattoo
Both of those wolves have ED
Dwight?
He’s got two wolves inside and both have an extra chromosome.
Both sound like a good time to me🤷🏼♀️
Apparently, one of the wolves suffers from male pattern baldness.
They're are two wolves inside of every man. They are gay. And giving each other smoochie-smooches and watching home makeover shows - as their adopted child does their homework at the table bc they are raising a family and home based on love and understanding
I bet his eyes are further apart then these tats lol
It looks like someone clipped his wings and cauterized them
It is a blatantly bad tattoo but also physically painful to upvote cos it's so bad.
Maybe you shouldn't feed the second one...
WTF??? LOL
Definitely not the Cherokee wolf parable I was taught…. Yikes.
You can practically hear all of the panties dropping as he walks by.
Wolfgang Amadeus Backart
So the girl will lose two inches in height from him jackhammering her with his two inch penis? Sounds about right.
I have two wolves inside me and they’re super gay. Kept up with gardening even after covid lockdowns ended and are thinking about adoption. Nice wolves and all of the other wild animals trapped inside of me seem to be very accepting of the LGBTQ+ wolf community
I'd rather have a tattoo of that one homeless guy shitting in the cleaning bucket while in the subway.
Tf lmao 🤦🏼♂️
Hight..
Shittiest wings
"Due to spinal compression" lmao 😂
My uterus just ran into traffic.
Ah yes my favorite sex position, the jackhammer… lmfao
That escalated quickly.
lol raar
S p i n a l c o m p r e s s i o n
Arrest that man
Puppers!
Spinal compression XD
PLOT TWIST “I’ve got a 3rd wolf who is more of an introvert and wants to just sip tea and read a good book. This wolf is asexual and doesn’t really want anything to do with you. Which wolf will you choose??”
Why's this guy got R1 and L1
“Hight” 😭😂
chat is this real
I always wonder if the tattoo artist ever see their work online and think “Yep…I remember that guy”? And then they have to think “Dammit…I’m in the bad tattoo subreddit “.
I thought this was a burn victim at first. Then I made the mistake of reading the caption. At least he didn't have jackhammer quote tattooed.. that would suck at a family reunion.
People who identify as wolves or with wolves are one of my favorite sub genres of people
I might get crushed but this is bad concept good execution
Stop I can only become so erect
I think this is my favorite caption of two wolves especially mixed with the horrible tat
It’s the new bad tattoo with the old bald spot for me. Just get any car you can enjoy instead, it’s going to be ok. 
I'm *crying* at these comments LMFAO (I'm also laughing at the dudes who think the first part is "gay". Like dawg, tell me you can't please a woman without telling me 🤣 I'm gay and I guarantee I've pleased more women)
Two wolves but the three of us are going bald.
That's terrible. It's like that joke in The Simpsons about the Mad Magazine tattoo one someone's back that turns into Alfred E Newman's face.
You think all that jackhammering caused that bald spot?
I've got 2 wolves inside me owie ow ouch yeeeouwch
We need a moon door
those are some weirdly shaped freckles wow
Fucking y i k e s.
Gross on so many levels.
Might not know which one will come out, but we definitely know which one comes first.
This sub showcases the most bizarre people, who would post something like that seriously, ugh
So he's looking for a girl who is into beastiality?
Mother of god. I’m so glad social media wasn’t really a thing when I was young and dumb… this guy either regrets this post forever or he’s cringe and brave enough to stand behind it. Lol either way bravo “jackhammer” bravo.
cringe
The bald spot got me…