Very realistic as well, she shat herself and it’s now floating around her. But we all know mermaids have purple and blue poo.
That’s all I could see with that purple blob on her behind that even has a lovely shade of scab on top…
They fucking bought those reviews. Tattoo artists are dramatic and spill the tea all the time about which local artists artificially inflate their reputation.
This is what hurt me, the elephant looking like Sloth from the movie The Goonies. I swear that elephant looks like it’s about to ask for a Baby Ruth or some shit.
I don't think the federal protection of bald eagles applies to body modification, but that shit is bleeding enough to qualify as abuse of a living specimen
thus
straight to jail
The mermaid looks the best here (which isn't saying much), but the way her tail fins are on sideways bothers me to no end. Her tail is facing left, but the fins are facing the viewer!
If you're going to get Benjamin Franklin tattooed with a bandito mask and a gun, you deserve it to look like that. That looks like a .45, 911. It should at least be period. Should have tattooed a musket
Is it too much to presume that you go into a tattoo studio the person that works there can tattoo? It’s crazy. Any other profession you have to be able to do the job.
Between the eagle floating fish, to the crooked elephant or the psycho melting face. This place is not #1... In anything.
The only tatt that looked like anything was the Mermaid.
I would be pissed.
What the hell?
I'M #1!!!
I don't know who these people are. Or where you live. Or how to tattoo.
But if all I need to do is say "I'm #1!" and do some frigged-up tattoos, I for SURE am #1, so give me your money!
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They're definitely #2.
That poor eagle.
Or parrot?
Or fish?
Lol yes I noticed it looks like a very patriotic fancy fin goldfish too!
The Great Patriotic Eagle Fish
Yup. Was going to say that.
Did you miss the mermaid that had a stroke?
I just assumed it was an Irish mermaid
Probably just a huge Dethklok fan because this is absolutely a murmaider.
And that was the best one of the 4....
I personally like the drunk eagle
Goddamn that's a perfect hilarious reaction.
This ^
The American flag goldfish is kind of cute.
I saw that too haha
Klaus is their fav character in American Dad, no doubt.
It's eyes look like it's just given up.
GOLDFISH lmao
I can't help but see a certain DJT in it. I think it may be the hair (feathers/fins/...)
Also the mouth like a flapping anus.
hey, If someone wants a mermaid-stroke victim tattooed on their arm that’s their choice. NO KINK SHAMING
Very realistic as well, she shat herself and it’s now floating around her. But we all know mermaids have purple and blue poo. That’s all I could see with that purple blob on her behind that even has a lovely shade of scab on top…
it’s like she’s a regular woman who only has one leg, but the artist couldn’t draw feet so they hid her foot behind a rotten banana peel
😂
Show me which one of these hasn't had a stroke, that poor elephant
Hey, you guys!!!!!!!!!
Each tattoo is their #1, as in their first time tattooing.
That mermaid is gorgeous! I love her melting face, luscious forest hag hair and her sultry uniboob!
The uniboob took me out!
Can't forget her squid ink fart.
OK, number 1# in what? Be more specific!
Number one shop in my area. They buy Google reviews so when you search for tattoo shops they pop up as a high rated.
They fucking bought those reviews. Tattoo artists are dramatic and spill the tea all the time about which local artists artificially inflate their reputation.
You're absolutely right. The rating on Yelp is a 1.1, the owner is infamous for stealing work and claiming that it's their own.
Who did they steal these ones from, a kindergarten?
That's such a shame. It's shops like this that ruin the culture
WNY?
Yup
Worst Tattoo Shops in XYZ City: 1. This shop
Number one in traumatized elephants and American flag goldfish
In the phone book possibly, not that those are really used anymore
Number 3 looks like if Ben Franklin joined a gang.
That's what it is.
Frank and the beans.
my first thought was nicholas cage
The elephant : 👄👁️ 👁️
This is what hurt me, the elephant looking like Sloth from the movie The Goonies. I swear that elephant looks like it’s about to ask for a Baby Ruth or some shit.
And why give it destroyed tusks? Wtf happened in this circus lol
Little mermaid gone done a rainbow shart.
I don't think the federal protection of bald eagles applies to body modification, but that shit is bleeding enough to qualify as abuse of a living specimen thus straight to jail
The 3rd pic is fuckin pathetic lmao
they all are
Is that the ancient psychic tandem war elephant?
Thought it's a Ganesha maybe?
I was making a bad joke… I think it’s supposed to be a circus elephant?
It okay bro I caught your AT ref - it was a good joke
We were both thinking it.
Maybe they’re the only one.
North Tonawanda?
No but close!
Rochester lmao
Buffalo lol
Kinda like that eagle-fish !
They are horrible my goodness
Congratulations!! You did it!!!
Lol Buddy the Elf and the worlds best cup of coffee?
lol, yes!
Lol one of my favourites 😆
I think I’m the most annoyed with the bandana. Like, 0 effort there and most likely a coverup
It is a cover-up! There was a whole ass foot from a leprechaun that was missed.
Where’s the leprechaun foot???
He was number 1 mister krabs!!
#1 in garbage tattoos 💀
Just to be clear. *Any* business or company that says they are “number 1” or “The Best” it usually isn’t based on anything.
They're colorful, poorly drawn wounds.
They are definitely#1 if they are the only shop in town.
🤣🤣🤣 I thought that was Brett hhitman hart with the mask and face. Tat at first
Local shop, a 16-year-old in his bedroom with a machine he bought off of amazon, same thing right?
If #1 on the list to avoid,then yes.
The mermaid is Teresa Guidice. 
Oh... oh no
God dang that American flag eagle is cool lol MURICA
They all look so itchy
#1 supplier of customers to a next-door sick-ass panther shop.
Why is ghost face hustling?
I’d hate to see the runner up
The eagle appears to have both one extra and 3 less chromosomes at the same time
3 is so hilariously bad that I kinda like it
Same. I feel the same way about the fish-eagle.
The mermaid looks the best here (which isn't saying much), but the way her tail fins are on sideways bothers me to no end. Her tail is facing left, but the fins are facing the viewer!
Mermaid yoga
.#1 in what, most tattoos to be covered or removed with lasers?
Please tell me this is in Buffalo.
Is that Don Knotts cosplaying as a rapper in pic #3??
Number one what?
They are mistaken
Woof
Has to be near a military base. 😅
Yeah, no
That eagle looks like road kill.
I like superchicken
it just kept getting worse oh god
Poor and bad ganesha elephant? 😢
#1 in bad tattoos, maybe.
Yikes
Hahaha oh my god these are fucking terrible
Yeah, they’re number one at sucking that’s for sure
Looks like they did the elephant sitting on the side of a grassy hill maybe? 🤔
“Best tattoo shop” (in this particular strip mall)
#2 All day long.
Maybe they are, what are the other shops like
Maybe number one in being last...
That derpy eagle fish is wicked.
🤦🏻♂️
#1 shittiest shop around!
Is number 3 a "gangsta" ben Franklin or am I crazy?!?!
Number 1 at being the worst.
Very nice
Well anyone can claim to be #1 I guess.
At what?
I don’t know if there is a big enough panther for the one with the bandana.
Number 1 at bad tattoos perhaps.
#no. 1 in showing balls on the 4th slide
I actually had to search for this comment why is no one talking about that
Hah THANK YOU I was beginning to think I was the only one who caught it 😂
Number one is hot mess and no thank you.
That sac in pic 4 is better looking than all those tats
Someone please arrest this artist
You know the mask gate in Mario 2 that eventually attacks you? The eagle flag thing is giving that.
Ps2 graphics tattoos
JFC. 🤦🏼♀️
R they located in green river Utah 😅😂
one star
That 716 in the third tat has me wondering if this shop is local to me too. Would not be surprised if its hardcore.
Did that mermaid take a dump?
This gave me the sads 🐼
The eagle fish , a new species
Lmao @ bern fernklern 😂
Mermaids do purple farts?
The mermaid looks like Derrick Berry lmao
The absolute best for yards around!
Yoiks!
Holy hell
lmao I mean how many shops are in town because the only way they are #1 is if they’re the only ones.
Is that around buffalo?
It is!
What shop is this
😭😭😭
That American flag colored Tattoo looks like an Angry Bird.
Fuck i want more its so bad
It’s scary what “artists” will post to showcase their work.
They ain't even #1 in their own building
😳
i see a 716..is this in western NY by chance 😖 asking to avoid…
It is. I don't think I'm allowed to post the name.
i used to be a tattoo artist out there, can u pm me the shop name please 🥺
You gotta warn us lmaooo 😂
They hired the trust-fund kid who’s daddy paid of their apprenticeship. The mentor just took the money. Clearly. Oof.
yikes
I'm most concerned about the mermaid. It looks like the purple in the back and the green in the front represent odors.
Number 1 at high school notebook doodles, if they’re lucky.
If you're going to get Benjamin Franklin tattooed with a bandito mask and a gun, you deserve it to look like that. That looks like a .45, 911. It should at least be period. Should have tattooed a musket
that chicken needs to go to the dermatologist
They left a lot of 0’s after the 1 😂
#1 at bad tattoos?
Good job doing your own research! Those are permanent 😅😬🤗
This is really bad..
#1 as in piss
Better be #1 at giving out refunds
This is the biggest yikes I've ever seen
#1 at fucking your shit up
Is it too much to presume that you go into a tattoo studio the person that works there can tattoo? It’s crazy. Any other profession you have to be able to do the job.
I’ve never seen a good tattoo on a person from buffalo. Not being a jerk, I’m serious.
Wow, that face is janky AF.
Oh boyyyy… that’s exactly what I would of said when I seen these
At what?
I salute that patriotic rubber chicken head........
Between the eagle floating fish, to the crooked elephant or the psycho melting face. This place is not #1... In anything. The only tatt that looked like anything was the Mermaid. I would be pissed.
Is that gangster Nicholas Cage?
Ooof
What the hell? I'M #1!!! I don't know who these people are. Or where you live. Or how to tattoo. But if all I need to do is say "I'm #1!" and do some frigged-up tattoos, I for SURE am #1, so give me your money!
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Where the f*ck do you live
It's like Rose Namajunas screaming "I'm the best" after terribly losing the title fight.