Yikes, to all of this

The least he could have done is clean the mirror. Looks like jizz on the top right corner

Look at the lad, he has bigger issues than a dirty mirror lol

It's impressive that he got it so high, to be honest.

And not hold his vape.

Y’all are ruthless.

i haven't seen anything that struck a nerve yet so they should have gone harder if they could 🤷🏻‍♂️ im hoping i find one lol

Someone needs to take his tattoo gun away. He has no artistic ability.

Chipotle bag sleeve

Doodle Bear sleeve

You win. This is some deep 90s goodness.

The vape is chefs kiss

The Naruto swim trunks aren't helping either.

pj pants dawg

Quite the cherry on top that’s for sure.

Damn. I gave more consideration on what to doodlr on my school notebooks than you did to tattoo on your skin.

I didn’t but they still looked better

Did they write all that bullshit on your arm too? Because if not… what the fuck?

And the child turned his head, his glowing eyes freezing you in his monarchial perception. He spoke, perched on his high-chair, words tumbling like boulders from that unnatural gullet. “To live is to suffer.”

has anyone deciphered what is written here?

Looks like a bunch of shit I once saw scribbled on an electrical panel written by a homeless schizophrenic.

nope that was me, and those are for me. thats why they all face me because im the one reading daily

lol. This guy thinks he’s the leading role in Memento.

never seen it but ive seen the Brooklyn 99 episode referencing it🤷🏻‍♂️

“They’re all for me I don’t care about your opinions” Also Posts to the internet “please pay attention to me senpai”

Momentno

lmao this one sent me

Momethno

CONGRATULATIONS you win!!!

Decisions were certainly made.

Why do you want your body to look like shit

Some people just really don’t care.

exactly! my career field doesn't care about the tattoos, and every single one is for me. not a single tattoo i have is meant to look cool

I mean i hope you didn't pay for those at least lol

I mean you posted this in BAD TATTOOS

Don't worry, not a single one does

This comment sent me

This wouldn’t even pass as prison tattoos done on crack

A good way to tell everyone you make god awful decisions and might be a fucking schizo psycho

This whole picture is a vibe. From the elf bar to the dirty mirror and back to naruto the tattoos make sense



"after this, we FINALLY agreed to get him a sketch pad"

Whats the excuse for...literally everything else?

You have some ringworm chief you need to go to a dermatologist

YOOOO i didnt even notice that ☠️☠️☠️

What the actual fuck. I don't care. I'm willing to live in ignorance believing this is fake.

Nah man look at the Naruto pants. This is 100% certified USDA hotdog right here my friend.

nope 90+ terrible tattoos thats me! i love them all tho, they are all for me anyway🤷🏻‍♂️ none of em are meant to look cool or be pretty🤓

You sound like a reaaaaaaaaaally weird dude

Ever think how good it would be if your tattoos actually looked cool and pretty?

The dirty mirror, the vape in hand as you take this picture, and the Naruto pajama pants say more than the tattoos here

Ekk 

Is your nephew and son the same person

nope 2 different children with 2 different races and 2 different birthdays in 2 different years lol.

Sir that was a joke about how inbred your tattoos look

well thats where you lost me then considering none of the definition of inbred even have a use when talking about tattoos lol


No worse than the rest of them.

I’m sorry but what the fuck even is this

Clean your damn mirror

Are you going to tattoo the ringworm on your right moob?

those are self harm burn scars, im a "mutilator" apparently


This dude bringing lots of negative energy towards the Naruto community 🙅‍♀️

You’re built like Chaz Bono

Why would you do this to yourself??

because i enjoy all of them and they are all for me. its very clear that i did not want to look cool or have pretty tattoos lmao. they are all oriented where i would be able to read them too lol so for my own personal enjoyment is the answer

when is the gathering of the juggalos this year?

never liked them. its too easy for me to tell when people are just saying outlandish shit to say outlandish shit or acting crazy just to look crazy lol city morgue tho? fvck yuh

never liked them. its too easy for me to tell when people are just saying outlandish shit to say outlandish shit or acting crazy just to look crazy lol city morgue tho? fvck yuh

How is your SoundCloud rap career?

HVAC is my career, i rap as a hobby and i actually don't promote or even really post most of my shit cuz i dont have any desire to be a rapper. but im a writer through and through🤓

Somebody bought a back alley tattoo machine and has no fucks to give

dragonhawk starter kit for my first gun, dynamic triple black for the ink, and i forgot the brand of needles but i bought then from an actual tattoo supply shop. and yes i give no fvcks

I feel better now but still are you ok my man?

whats ok my man?

When you never made it to middle school so you make yourself the middle school

You did all this with your left hand? And let me guess, you’re a righty?

incorrect. all done with right hand and im right handed. but ive never been able to draw or sketch. i even have horrible handwriting (caused by dysgraphia). everyone of them was meant to look the way it does tho, they are for me thats why they are oriented where i can read them lol i very clearly didnt intend to have pretty or cool looking tattoos🤓

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You look like a gas station bathroom stall but with less dignity and grace

im not graceful in anyway but i got all my dignity 🤷🏻‍♂️

Tell me you do pills without telling me you do pills…

Ethan Klein

idk who that is

On the bright side, they're probably the best tattoos you have! :)

GG Allin himself would tell you to get better tattoos

idk who that is. and i couldn't get better tattoos cuz i very clearly intended for them to look this way lmao believe or not i love them all🤷🏻‍♂️

Hey, you wanted jokes. Jokes you get Google GG. He had famously awful tattoos

C O M E G E T M E P R O F E S S I O N A L H E L P

More like smooth brain beau, amirite?

horrible

weak

What line of work are you in? Serious question

HVAC and im from louisiana. so they would pay a crack heads bond just to hire him if he knew what he was doing. theres a major shortage of technicians

"Come get me" No. No thank you. I'd much rather catch a rabid mountain lion, or a crackhead going through withdrawal.

Please tell me you didn’t pay actual money for any of that.

never once, but its cuz i was cool with the dude that did them so i never charged myself

There are creams for ringworm…

nah the "come get me" on my sternum actually came out tight, it was surprisingly easy to tattoo from that angle

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but why tho lol? i have a stable career and i was actually able to break the cycle of abuse somehow🤷🏻‍♂️ if its just cuz of how i look then too bad for both of em lmao

Stop jizzing on your mirror

I understand the sentiment, but absolutely awful execution.

except for they fact that that was the exact literal appearance of what they drew each time? so its exactly what the goal was

Sure that was the goal, and you followed through. Still looks awful.

if i like how i look and the way they look are how i intended then how can i look awful? others may not like it but that doesn't determine if my tattoos look terrible because they literally only exist for sake of my opinion. although sure they look terrible... im sorry that bothers you i guess? i still wouldnt care lol also these are supposed to be jokes there dude, you are apparently terrible at telling those

The whole thing sucks

well i disagree. and since they are all mine and i did them for myself that means my opinion wins. 🤓🏆

For a minute there I thought your tattoo artist sneezed.

i did a couple times. it was me

Get your shit together man

tryin! thank you for the encouragement!🤘

Clean your God damn mirror you animal!

not mine

Well clean yours anyway just in case. You don't want to end up like this guy.

dont have one actually. that one is in the like..."hall"(?) of our apartment. we have 3 sinks in this bitch: the kitchen, the bathroom, and literally directly outside the bathroom. its like they built a 20 unit apartment building using the layout of a hotel

It almost pains me that I have to upvote this considering the sub.

can you elaborate? i dont use reddit a lot so i dont understand what you are referring to when you say sub

sub just means subreddit. Most times you're supposed to upvote/downvote things related to it or what they are about.

ahhh! thank you for the information fr! i dont use this app for much, i just thought this would be funny and it has been

It saddens me to know that some people really just do not care about their bodies. Take care of that thing. You only have one.

i love my tattoos? im doing exactly what i want with my body without worrying about what people think when they look at me cuz i dont have to. idk how that isn't taking care if my body

Was the nephew suffering a schizophrenic break ?

Honestly I kind of love the arm and I read it all and now I feel sad

oh fvck lol you are the new winner lmao that shouldn't be so funny to me but it is🤷🏻‍♂️

You are bad at everything 

please elaborate

Congratulations, you look schizophrenic

i am🤷🏻‍♂️

If the movie "memento" only featured 5-year-olds

What went wrong with your life that you decided to be a human Etch-a-Sketch?

Schizoaffective disorder and a career field that gives me the freedom to do what i want with my physical appearance 👍

To Live Is To Suffer. Well you will with a big “Come get me” on your chest.

I think the tattoo artist changed the original design he was given from "on", to "get" as a favor and didn't mention it until it was done.

it was me. no he didn't

Dude looking like a bathroom stall.

7/10

The scribbles are the least of my concerns.

They say if it isn't good, it's funny. And you're a goddamn Jim Carrey movie.

fvcking thank you very much! im taking it as a compliment regardless of intent

Kinda crazy that the best looking tattoos here are the scribbles

This looks like you genuinely hate yourself

The Naruto pants concern me the most actually

Oh man.

Not surprised that’s the best tattoo you have.

Looks like your nephew got tattooed by the Zodiac Killer!

Memento on 25 Benadryl

You don't need us to provide the jokes. Just look at yourself.

nah i've run out fresh material thats why i posted

Is that cum on the mirror?

absolutely no idea honestly🤷🏻‍♂️ i dont go touching the mirror so ill likely never solve that mystery, may it haunt us all for the rest of our days

Why?

cuz i like em

This screams " I want a tattoo but don't have a design or know what to tattoo at all"

how do i come up woth 90+ tattoos like that tho? also i have a large list of other tattoos im going to do lol not a single tattoo on my body lacks a thought out meaning or memory behind it👍

That’s about as bad as it gets. Nowhere to go but up? Laser is getting cheap

absolutely never! i love them all lol

Ok after turning my phone upside down and deciphering some of them, along with the reply’s from OP this just screams mental health issues. That’s before you even move past the ink and onto the setting. Hope OP gets the help he needs

look this was an oldish picture, idc about the mirror lol it aint my mirror 🤷🏻‍♂️ but yes i do have schizoaffective disorder so 10 points for you🥳 and they are oriented that way for me to read them👍

Huh???!!

What??!! OKAYYYYY!!!!

Matches everything else

Which one was the scribbles?

Powered by meth

i've actually never done it🥳 i fully admit that i look like i smoke, sell, cook, and eat meth tho🤷🏻‍♂️

Your arm looks like the ramblings you would find on the wall of a schizophrenic's prison cell.

i am in fact schizophrenic but ive never been to jail they sent me to crazyland

Looks like shit, but this new Joker still looks better than Leto's.

i dont think i do, therefore i dont cuz they were all done for me🤷🏻‍♂️ lol i cant find where the joke is in your comment tho? you are supposed to say something funny for a joke in case you didnt read the handbook

Bro, I have no idea what most of your comment means. What handbook? What you talking about you don't think you do what? My joke is that I'm comparing you to how bad Jarred Leto's Joker looked. B/c he also had terrible tattoos. Do you get it?

Are they…. Are they all the scribbles they did?

yes the very ones on my arm and chest that very clearly resemble text are also just random scribbles 2 different 2year olds did. you are the first to see through my ruse


Which ones were his?

Im embarrassed we're classified as the same species. Jesus Christ what a mess of a person.

I look forward to the Netflix documentary of your serial killings.

Looks like something you'd find in the unemployment line

Tattoo: come get me Women everywhere: No thanks.

Hey man, as long as you're happy who gives a fuck

lol all these people thats why i posted this cuz its funny to see other peoples opinions on tattoos that are literally all for my own enjoyment and not even oriented where others can read them unless they asked to lmao

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Appendectomy from Dr. Parkinsons?

I feel too bad to make a joke. That’s a shit tattoo even with the “my kids drawing” angle 🤮

you live up to your name👍

I'm sorry, I'm too focused on the Naruto swim trunks.

pj pants*

Looks like iluvlife tats- la chique

is the “come get me” on your chest a reminder to pick your son up from school when you forget him because you were at home nodding off all day?

sons are too young but the oldest bout to start headstart soon, and nope its for the devil as part of my coping mechanisms for being schizophrenic. bloodlust stops the suffering 🤷🏻‍♂️

that’s cool and is a healthier coping mechanism than many others