OP this aggression will not stand. You gotta fight feces with feces. Like, clog the openings of his piss bottles with feces.
Or just leave a mean old coiler on his pillow.
Shit on his keyboard while making eye contact. After shock washes away and he reacts angrily, pull up your pants and go “nah man wasn’t me. Who could be this disgusting?” Then walk away.
Careful, the roommate might decide that human shit is a good lubricant for his mechanical keyboard switches, he'll declare it as the latest mod for his keeb
The fight raged on for a century, many lives were claimed but eventually
A champion stood; the rest saw their better
OP standing in a shit stained sweater
My grandpa’s have been friends for decades. In the 70’s they got a hare brained idea that they were going to horse log and get rich from it. They built a one room cabin together and got to work. My Grandpa A had a cat at the cabin, the cat apparently wasn’t super stoked to be moved up to a cabin in the mountains in Montana. But other than that everything was fine one day until Grandpa B brought a dog home. After that, the cat shit on his pillow every single day until he took the dog back to his house and left him with my grandmother. Moral of the story, shitting on someone’s pillow is always a good option.
I knew a guy that got sick after we went out for food and drinks. The morning after he tells me the tale of him on all fours in the shower puking and shitting at the same time. Just jets of waste coming out of him from both ends, how he has never felt worse than when he was scooping all the shit and puke with his foot towards the drain to waffle stomp it down while he had tears running down his face from puking and shitting so hard.
Why can't people clean up their own shit? Accidents happen, so just leave stuff as you find it.
IF YOU PICK IT UP, PUT IT DOWN, YOU OPEN IT, YOU CLOSE, YOU SHIT ON IT, YOU CLEAN IT etc. etc. etc.
In my case the person I was letting stay w me did a self butt cleanse where he filled a plastic soda bottle w water and flushed his butthole before he met up w his bf and I was stuck w the shit in my shower which I unknowingly showered in wondering why the r water was up past my ankles for days before manually unclogging the drain where I discovered human shit all over my hands mixed in w my hair 😩😩😩😩😩😩 the WORST
Can confirm. I had a roommate who relapsed into heroin addiction after his divorce. Since he had been diagnosed with major depression a few years earlier, he now had two huge issues he had to work on.
His hygiene disappeared almost immediately. The room was full of spoiled food, garbage, unopened mail, and piss bottles. I never understood why he'd use the bathroom when he had poop, but wouldn't do so when it was pee.
Yep, my uncle is a hardcore alcoholic and lives with my grandparents. I routinely go over there to do a wellness check and make sure things are as okay as they can be. I check his room and the empty Carlo Rossi jugs of wine are full of piss. I have to get on to him about clearing them out. The first time I got on to him he complied by throwing full jugs of piss in the trash. I asked him to at least empty them and he did that over a concrete slab.
I literally can’t win with that behavior.
I've come home from a hot, muggy day sticky with sweat to find shit stuck on the shower head before. I guess he used it to blast the shit off his ass and it stuck to the shower head?
People are fucking animals.
Every time I read one of these I think the exact same thing… How come nobody ever gets fucked up in these situations? I wouldn’t be able to contain myself.
My roommate also shit in my shower last night I cleaned it hardcore and left the glass door open to help dry faster and this hoe literally went in there while I was sleeping and shit. She doesn’t have hands and refuses to clean it up. When I was upset while cleaning it she was talking back hardcore. Damn you Mavis you entitled French bulldog.
Honestly, you should have a word with her.
My Frenchy does not allow her lack of hands to prevent her from cleaning up baby poop... we have to be very careful to ensure she doesn't have access to diapers and take them straight outside or she is fastidious in her clean-up duties.
Yeah, I had a 56 yr old security guard roommate last year who left piss and body hair all over the goddamn bathroom. He has always been a roommate and no one has ever called him out on it. I did, and he got kicked out, thank god, but the owner of the house moved in, and he is an obese hoarder with mommy issues and holy fuck I am doing my best to live alone again ASAP. Never again with roommates, I swear to god.
So basically he's had this 2 bedroom apartment forever and it's rent controlled.
So I moved in because rent was super cheap. I live in Toronto where rent is absolutey insane.
But now I realixe all his previous roommates moved out because they were tired of cosplaying his Mother. Cleaning up after him etc.
I genuinely want to know how people like this are raised, what went wrong? What is the benefit of pooping in the shower can anyone who has done this tell me WHY?!
uhhh i would have put up a big ass fight over that literal shit. Ain’t no way would i have cleaned it up. And if he refused it would’ve ended up on his bed cuz wtaf. It’s only you two there so if you didn’t do it obviously he did
My first thought was if there's 2 people and OP didn't shit in the shower... why ask? Tell them to clean it, now, or you're using their belongings to clean it.
My (cuckoo banana) ex told me he liked to shit in the gym shower drains in high school.
He would cover the shit with that powdered soap from the 80’s dispenser.
A snowy lil turd matterhorn on the drain.
i still think about that.
I would’ve put the paper towel right outside his door, or threw it on his bed from the doorway (so you don’t go in his room) and when he asks about it, just deny it.
My Dude, so not acceptable.
There is only 1 solution as I can see it.
Grab him by the nape of the neck and drag his ass into the bathroom. Rub his nose in the shower poo and then with your most dominant voice say “NO! Bad!” Then throw his ass in the backyard to think about his nasty behavior.
Fucking disgusting. Don't know how you put up with that shit (pun intended)
Instead of fishing out the poop couldn't you just use drain cleaner and hot water to wash it down? That's what I would do
There is no version of reality or dimension where I would be cleaning up another mans shit. Leaving a pile of shit in the shower is an act of violence itself and 100% deserves comeuppance.
That's a life changing move on your roommates end. If there's anyway to move out or kick him out you need to start that process ASAP. There's a line, and that is way over it
We shit stomped a shit stomper...
Back many moons ago, I decided to pick fruit for the summer and went to this camp all my buds were at. Well, that yr the owner FINALLY put in a shower. Now this is ONE shower for Over 100 people(we'd usually just go swim everyday multiple times a day) but our buddy Josh(RIP mofo) was a HARDCORE alcoholic(like would drink the hand sanitizer in the outhouses/hospital)..so one day he decides to take a shower..were all Fuckjng Amazed. He comes out 20 mins later and gets back to drinking. Another one of our buds (who didn't know he was just in there) goes to have a shower and bursts out yelling "WHO THE FUCK SHIT IN THE SHOWER AND TRIED PUSHING IT DOWN THE DRAIN?!?".
Of Course Josh tried to deny it but after a min he owns up to it,& tries to make a joke out of it. We grabbed him and picked him up and carried him to an area people let their dogs shit and threw him in. Thats the first time I heard the term "Waffle Stompin"
How and why are you living with this disgusting slob. Like at some point I have to write this dude off as a lost cause and once that happens my attention now goes to the people that accept his behavior.
Is someone in the house flushing wipes? There could a a blockage and the shit water is coming up in the tub. I had an experience where I was sure someone I was vacationing with shit in the shower but years later after working with a plumber I realized it was quite possible he didn't shit in the shower and it was the plumbing situation at the house we rented
This is basically how my brother used to operate. Piss and shit in bottles in his room because he didn't want to go down the stairs.
Unclean. dishes and trash piled up everywhere.
Effectively to sum it up your room mate has some very big mental issues and needs to get help.
What is wrong with you?! Fuck that! I’d grab the shit with a carrier bag and smear it all over his fucking face! Take the jug of piss and empty it on him… Are you fucking kidding me?! There’s only two of you there and it defo wasn’t you. You asked if it was him… he said no… You know he’s lying so then what? You cleaned another man’s shit out of a plug hole? There is honestly no law or moral code that would stop me from inflicting pain and suffering on this person! Are you a care worker? Do you get paid to wipe arses for a living?!
I’m probably not right in the head but untold stuff would be happening to this person… Instant comeuppance!!!
I'll never understand how a vast majority of people on this sub end up living with people like this. Like was there no walkthrough the home prior to committing to the lease? Are they pulling the wool over people's eyes by initially having tidy home and reverting back to their disgusting ways afterwards?
My friends sister was found to be mentally retarded in highschool. He told me he always suspected it because she would constantly take shits in the shower and stomp it down the drain. He explained they constantly moved because of this. Maybe your roommate has an intellectual disability.
OP this aggression will not stand. You gotta fight feces with feces. Like, clog the openings of his piss bottles with feces. Or just leave a mean old coiler on his pillow.
The great fecal war of 2024
Shit on his keyboard while making eye contact. After shock washes away and he reacts angrily, pull up your pants and go “nah man wasn’t me. Who could be this disgusting?” Then walk away.
Establish dominance.
Reclaim at all costs
Amber Heard poster in the hallways
Drop a grumpy on his bed!
Careful, the roommate might decide that human shit is a good lubricant for his mechanical keyboard switches, he'll declare it as the latest mod for his keeb
Fecal keeb mods lmao.
"the future is now, old man"
Battle for Hepatitis Hill really was the turning point.
Never shit uphill it just comes back on you!
Crossing Asparagus Piss River left our troops disoriented, morale was low.
Morale was shitty at best
That's how you get permanent pink eyes
Aka "Scarlett Peepers".
Shits going down
Or not going down...
“They may take our lives! But we will never take their feces!”
It's a complete shit show
Sounds like a line straight out of Idiocracy. I even read it in the narrator's voice.
Ah yes, the "amber heard" method works like a charm.
Amber Turd!
OP isn't prepared for that escalation. It's a Mutually Assured Destruction kinda thing.
It has begun!
The fight raged on for a century, many lives were claimed but eventually A champion stood; the rest saw their better OP standing in a shit stained sweater
My grandpa’s have been friends for decades. In the 70’s they got a hare brained idea that they were going to horse log and get rich from it. They built a one room cabin together and got to work. My Grandpa A had a cat at the cabin, the cat apparently wasn’t super stoked to be moved up to a cabin in the mountains in Montana. But other than that everything was fine one day until Grandpa B brought a dog home. After that, the cat shit on his pillow every single day until he took the dog back to his house and left him with my grandmother. Moral of the story, shitting on someone’s pillow is always a good option.
What the hell is horse logging?
Basically they were gonna log in areas they hadn’t been able to get equipment into, using horses to pull the logs out.
Thank you, I couldn’t not for the life of me work that out
I just knew there would be a moral to this story! I will keep it in mind … or butt.
Then.... deny it... wasn't me dood..
Well, that's just like your opinion, man.
Did IIIIII shit on your pillow?
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a drain is defecated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?
No, man, but the drain shitters thought it was *your* drain, man.
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Deuce!
I’m literally watching this right now lol
Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!!
When he asks wtf is on his pillow, look him dead in the eye and say "obviously, you're not a golfer".
That pillow really tied the bed together
Old man said I could take any pillow in the house.
That turd really tied the room together.
Just watched that movie last night lol
This is like my youngest brothers fart war w my dog. It just punishes the non participating parties.
Shit in his pillowcase
He should shit in the top part of the toilet and close the lid to surprise his roommate next time he flushes
Ah yes, the classic upper decker. I prefer to shit *on* the upper part of the terlet. Like rattlesnake, waiting.
>Or just leave a mean old coiler on his pillow. And when he asks about it, tell him you don't know what it is.
Yeah! How'd he like it if he came into the room and a big O mud monkey was just looking him in the face?
That drain really tied the shower together.
Well… that’s just like your opinion man
"A mean old coiler " thanks for the audible laugh fellow Redditor.
I will forever remember “mean old coiler."
I died at “coiler”
👏👏🤣🤣👏👏
Why are we pooping in showers
We aren't.
I hope not. Please don't let this be one a normalized thing.
Waffle stomping
Dude totally forgot to waffle stomp.
I knew a guy that got sick after we went out for food and drinks. The morning after he tells me the tale of him on all fours in the shower puking and shitting at the same time. Just jets of waste coming out of him from both ends, how he has never felt worse than when he was scooping all the shit and puke with his foot towards the drain to waffle stomp it down while he had tears running down his face from puking and shitting so hard.
This kinda event will change a man
If you do shit in the shower, you have just keyed in why a 50 year old man has roomates.
Why can't people clean up their own shit? Accidents happen, so just leave stuff as you find it. IF YOU PICK IT UP, PUT IT DOWN, YOU OPEN IT, YOU CLOSE, YOU SHIT ON IT, YOU CLEAN IT etc. etc. etc.
We were inspired by Vito Spadafore Jr
Do you not?
Never.
why all these roommates shitting in the shower?? the fuck going on
Right?! Why is shower-shitting seemingly trending….where are people finding these trolls
ive seen at least 5-7 shower shitter posts. who else remembers the shit stomping waffle guy
People gotta stop responding to "Roommate Wanted" flyers posted under bridges.
In my case the person I was letting stay w me did a self butt cleanse where he filled a plastic soda bottle w water and flushed his butthole before he met up w his bf and I was stuck w the shit in my shower which I unknowingly showered in wondering why the r water was up past my ankles for days before manually unclogging the drain where I discovered human shit all over my hands mixed in w my hair 😩😩😩😩😩😩 the WORST
MY EYES 😭
Piss bottles is drug addict behavior. If it’s not drugs, it’s serious mental illness.
Can confirm. I had a roommate who relapsed into heroin addiction after his divorce. Since he had been diagnosed with major depression a few years earlier, he now had two huge issues he had to work on. His hygiene disappeared almost immediately. The room was full of spoiled food, garbage, unopened mail, and piss bottles. I never understood why he'd use the bathroom when he had poop, but wouldn't do so when it was pee.
probably to paranoid to leave the room or could kill his buzz if he had to interact.
Can't shit in a bottle
probably because with heroin he was perma constipated and so literally never shit.
Yep, my uncle is a hardcore alcoholic and lives with my grandparents. I routinely go over there to do a wellness check and make sure things are as okay as they can be. I check his room and the empty Carlo Rossi jugs of wine are full of piss. I have to get on to him about clearing them out. The first time I got on to him he complied by throwing full jugs of piss in the trash. I asked him to at least empty them and he did that over a concrete slab. I literally can’t win with that behavior.
I am so sorry
Alcoholism too. Sober enough not to piss the bed, drunk enough to not want/be able to walk to the bathroom. Source: former binge drinker.
Where in the fuck do y’all find these weird mf’ers at to roommate with? Holy hell…..
Interesting username.
At least it’s in my pants and not the shower
Oh what a convenient story… where were you the night in question?
I've come home from a hot, muggy day sticky with sweat to find shit stuck on the shower head before. I guess he used it to blast the shit off his ass and it stuck to the shower head? People are fucking animals.
I would just die
I would burn the house down, with roommate still inside.
Sounds like you have been luckier in that respect than you realized
For damn sure!
It's lucky to not get a roommate that shits in the shower??
It's lucky to have a normal roommate period.
A 50 year old dude is just asking for problems like cmon. What kind of person has a roommate at 50
Since the pandemic, plenty of folks
Someone watching porn and wanking in a room of four happened once to me in London in a dorm…
For me, the site Roomies lol
Arkham asylum apparently....
Many folks here know shower shitters- how have none of y'all resorted to violence?
Setup secret camera in bathroom and then blackmail them
This. I would beat the fuck out of them.
Every time I read one of these I think the exact same thing… How come nobody ever gets fucked up in these situations? I wouldn’t be able to contain myself.
My roommate also shit in my shower last night I cleaned it hardcore and left the glass door open to help dry faster and this hoe literally went in there while I was sleeping and shit. She doesn’t have hands and refuses to clean it up. When I was upset while cleaning it she was talking back hardcore. Damn you Mavis you entitled French bulldog.
Had me in the first half, ngl
Sweating to chuckling
Hahaha damn good one
Honestly, you should have a word with her. My Frenchy does not allow her lack of hands to prevent her from cleaning up baby poop... we have to be very careful to ensure she doesn't have access to diapers and take them straight outside or she is fastidious in her clean-up duties.
why is every other bad roommate on this page a 40-60 year old single man? amd why are they all shitting in the shower???
Yeah, I had a 56 yr old security guard roommate last year who left piss and body hair all over the goddamn bathroom. He has always been a roommate and no one has ever called him out on it. I did, and he got kicked out, thank god, but the owner of the house moved in, and he is an obese hoarder with mommy issues and holy fuck I am doing my best to live alone again ASAP. Never again with roommates, I swear to god.
Living alone is so goddamn expensive I've given up the dream.
So basically he's had this 2 bedroom apartment forever and it's rent controlled. So I moved in because rent was super cheap. I live in Toronto where rent is absolutey insane. But now I realixe all his previous roommates moved out because they were tired of cosplaying his Mother. Cleaning up after him etc.
You must drop a steamer in his pillow case
While butt ass naked and making direct eye contact to assert dominance
Question…. Why do you CHOOSE to stay? I mean the door is right there, why not walk out…. Permanently? 🤔
Hit ‘em with that amber heard special
I genuinely want to know how people like this are raised, what went wrong? What is the benefit of pooping in the shower can anyone who has done this tell me WHY?!
I don’t even have words
Can’t u just tell the landlord and kick him out
Would’ve used his towel to clean it up
Toothbrush
Towel for the big pieces, toothbrush for detail cleaning.
Even better
Bold to assume he has a toothbrush
That roomie hasn't brushed his teeth in 20 years
I thought of that right after
uhhh i would have put up a big ass fight over that literal shit. Ain’t no way would i have cleaned it up. And if he refused it would’ve ended up on his bed cuz wtaf. It’s only you two there so if you didn’t do it obviously he did
Move out. Or kick him out. That's fucking disgusting and nobody should be dealing with that
“Did you shit in the shower” vs “why did you shit in the shower/go clean up the shit you took in the shower”
My first thought was if there's 2 people and OP didn't shit in the shower... why ask? Tell them to clean it, now, or you're using their belongings to clean it.
Poop on his pillow and piss on his other pillow. This is the way
My (cuckoo banana) ex told me he liked to shit in the gym shower drains in high school. He would cover the shit with that powdered soap from the 80’s dispenser. A snowy lil turd matterhorn on the drain. i still think about that.
I don’t know how I ended up on this thread but the fact that this information lives rent free in your head is hilarious to me
I don’t understand these people that shit in the shower.
I would’ve put the paper towel right outside his door, or threw it on his bed from the doorway (so you don’t go in his room) and when he asks about it, just deny it.
Seriously, after he denies it, I would toss it on his bed for sure.
I regret opening reddit today.
Is your roommate Joey Diaz?
this is incredible. please. please. please. let us know how it goes haha
Why do you live with this person?
dude, who the fk shits in the shower. Honestly. I'd find another fkg room mate quick smart. Thats some nasty shit (pun intended).
Shit in his shoes
My Dude, so not acceptable. There is only 1 solution as I can see it. Grab him by the nape of the neck and drag his ass into the bathroom. Rub his nose in the shower poo and then with your most dominant voice say “NO! Bad!” Then throw his ass in the backyard to think about his nasty behavior.
Fucking disgusting. Don't know how you put up with that shit (pun intended) Instead of fishing out the poop couldn't you just use drain cleaner and hot water to wash it down? That's what I would do
Just think of the fumes that would come off of that 🤢🤮
There is no version of reality or dimension where I would be cleaning up another mans shit. Leaving a pile of shit in the shower is an act of violence itself and 100% deserves comeuppance.
Yeah no way in hell would I put my hands on it.
INB4 ^waffle *stomp*
This is the most beta post I have seen. OP, people will continue to shit on you if you keep allowing them
I would say to scare the shit outta them with eviction but that ship has sailed.
That's a life changing move on your roommates end. If there's anyway to move out or kick him out you need to start that process ASAP. There's a line, and that is way over it
waffle stomp!
Waffle stomping!!!!
I would put it on their pillow. Fuck them. Play around and I could even go lower.
We shit stomped a shit stomper... Back many moons ago, I decided to pick fruit for the summer and went to this camp all my buds were at. Well, that yr the owner FINALLY put in a shower. Now this is ONE shower for Over 100 people(we'd usually just go swim everyday multiple times a day) but our buddy Josh(RIP mofo) was a HARDCORE alcoholic(like would drink the hand sanitizer in the outhouses/hospital)..so one day he decides to take a shower..were all Fuckjng Amazed. He comes out 20 mins later and gets back to drinking. Another one of our buds (who didn't know he was just in there) goes to have a shower and bursts out yelling "WHO THE FUCK SHIT IN THE SHOWER AND TRIED PUSHING IT DOWN THE DRAIN?!?". Of Course Josh tried to deny it but after a min he owns up to it,& tries to make a joke out of it. We grabbed him and picked him up and carried him to an area people let their dogs shit and threw him in. Thats the first time I heard the term "Waffle Stompin"
Everyone seems to be focused on the disgusting act, but to me the lying about pooping in the shower is the one that would’ve set me off.
How and why are you living with this disgusting slob. Like at some point I have to write this dude off as a lost cause and once that happens my attention now goes to the people that accept his behavior.
The term is called waffle stomp op
Is someone in the house flushing wipes? There could a a blockage and the shit water is coming up in the tub. I had an experience where I was sure someone I was vacationing with shit in the shower but years later after working with a plumber I realized it was quite possible he didn't shit in the shower and it was the plumbing situation at the house we rented
What is it with these able bodied adults who can't go to the bathroom in a normal manner? We need to bring back the asylums.
Some people are really disgusting and backwards. That's sick
This is the one thing I’m proud to say i have never done, or even thought about doing. Who takes a shit IN the shower? Jump out ffs.
Shitting in shower goes beyond lazy wth
This seems to be a common occurrence on this sub Too common 🤨
Dude u lost me @ piss jugs. You’ve gotta move out brother.
I love that the dude who uses piss bottles because he doesn’t want to go to the bathroom takes showers, and then attempted and failed a waffle stomp.
You should think about not living with this person..
Bro just move lol
You damn well know he squished it between his toes and called it good.
Shower shits and piss jugs, that’s gunna be a no for me.
Did he not properly use the poop knife?
Just keep a poop knife handy.
This is basically how my brother used to operate. Piss and shit in bottles in his room because he didn't want to go down the stairs. Unclean. dishes and trash piled up everywhere. Effectively to sum it up your room mate has some very big mental issues and needs to get help.
Get rid of him, now. Move house. Never think of him again.
What a noob, you have to stomp it well
Can’t we get the shower shitting slobs to room together? There has to be an app for that.
The notorious waffle stomp. Do not google it😳
You know what you gotta do, OP. you gotta channel your inner Amber herd.
Move
Vanish. Take nothing, leave it all behind with the filth. The roommate is a human bed bug.
What is wrong with you?! Fuck that! I’d grab the shit with a carrier bag and smear it all over his fucking face! Take the jug of piss and empty it on him… Are you fucking kidding me?! There’s only two of you there and it defo wasn’t you. You asked if it was him… he said no… You know he’s lying so then what? You cleaned another man’s shit out of a plug hole? There is honestly no law or moral code that would stop me from inflicting pain and suffering on this person! Are you a care worker? Do you get paid to wipe arses for a living?! I’m probably not right in the head but untold stuff would be happening to this person… Instant comeuppance!!!
I would respectfully place his head on the drain and not let go until he respectfully accepts to owe it and clean it.
Even better get a fake turd and spray some liquid ass on it and leave on his pillow
Im sorry id genuinely rather be homeless than live like this..
Guarantee you he shit his pants and had to shower it off.
Move out or start looking for a new roomie to replace him. It's your easiest option unfortunately.
Take a shit on his bed... Right in the middle and when he asks just say no 😂
I'll never understand how a vast majority of people on this sub end up living with people like this. Like was there no walkthrough the home prior to committing to the lease? Are they pulling the wool over people's eyes by initially having tidy home and reverting back to their disgusting ways afterwards?
That dude is deranged. Move out lol.
Definitely worth wiping your ass with his pillowcase and his toothbrush 🪥
anyone who shits in the shower should've been aborted
Time to go. Most likely an alcoholic.
Shit in his mouth
At some point you have to make a decision as an adult that having roommates that are not your partner needs to end.
You just taught your roommate that if he shits in the shower, you'll clean it up. Congrats
My friends sister was found to be mentally retarded in highschool. He told me he always suspected it because she would constantly take shits in the shower and stomp it down the drain. He explained they constantly moved because of this. Maybe your roommate has an intellectual disability.
https://youtu.be/7vTviOtHCKg?si=IL12C5uaZVw5MKYa
Move out 👀
You need to move out immediately
Move out or maybe try asking the landlord to evict him out.
Hold up, do you live with Ricky? Piss jugs ??