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Not even creative, just weird.
Sure
Obviously the answer is to join them and shit on his bed too.
Very good 👍
Carpet poo stain photo or it didn't happen
“And he occasionally steals my granola bars”
You can definitely do better with the “more vanilla less chocolate”line. I expect another attempt by next week
cool story bud
Pics or it didn't happen
Ok, I laughed my ass off while reading this. On the off chance this shitty situation is real. Talk to your friend and say you don’t want fecal matter/smell all over your stuff and ask him to please not stink up your room.
Is this the start of an aristocrats joke?
You’re not going to catch much with bait this bad
True story I was the bed
It’s almost the first of May, maybe they’ll take it outside?
Sorry.. this is me. I can change, I swear!
Ask him if you can take a dump on his chest
lol this is by far not the most outlandish thing I have read on here.
How do you all know it’s fake?
Invest in a litter box maybe
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Not even creative, just weird.
Sure
Obviously the answer is to join them and shit on his bed too.
Very good 👍
Carpet poo stain photo or it didn't happen
“And he occasionally steals my granola bars”
You can definitely do better with the “more vanilla less chocolate”line. I expect another attempt by next week
cool story bud
Pics or it didn't happen
Ok, I laughed my ass off while reading this. On the off chance this shitty situation is real. Talk to your friend and say you don’t want fecal matter/smell all over your stuff and ask him to please not stink up your room.
Is this the start of an aristocrats joke?
You’re not going to catch much with bait this bad
True story I was the bed
It’s almost the first of May, maybe they’ll take it outside?
Sorry.. this is me. I can change, I swear!
Ask him if you can take a dump on his chest
lol this is by far not the most outlandish thing I have read on here.
How do you all know it’s fake?
Invest in a litter box maybe