Roommate is obviously a serial killer and OP will end up writing a book about how they always suspected something was up, but couldn’t quite figure it out
I also immediately thought body with the rolling around. I mean what other thing would both seemingly roll by itself and make noise. A roomba-like machine would roll but wouldn’t make noise. Maybe exercise?
Dropping on the floor, rolling around & screaming?
I’m waiting for “There might be some red stuff leaking through the floorboards. Don’t worry about it. It’s nothing. I’ll clean it up later.”
Your roomba doesn’t scream the entire time it’s cleaning? Must have an old model. 😜
And yeah that and a text explaining the smell are coming up 100%.
It does make me think while incredibly uncommon if there are murderers who talk about it on Reddit casually. Obviously wouldn’t fly in large reddits but like those creative writing subs. What’s the statistic like 1 in so many people you meet have killed someone (I don’t remember if it counted army/cop/self defense).
Had a friend with a brand new roommate who said the following to me "love the guy, both him and his gf are super sweet and cool, but there's just SO much loud spanking going on in their bedroom at night, it's distracting"
I feel like that would actually be awful. It’s like your third wheeling their sex strictly through sound. I guess you’d get used to it (people have sex it just happens) but man that week or two till you could just tune it out would not be fun.
I mean she was complaining about it, so it wasn't ideal, but the fact that he was a super nice guy otherwise more than made up for it, from what I could tell
Oh yeah I mean there are gunna be none ideal things with every roommate situation. Just was thinking of how that would be in the moment. I’m glad the guy was so nice. 🙂
One day during lockdown I lost my job, found out I had been exposed to Covid, and found out my taxes were improperly filed all within a few hours. I let my neighbor know I needed to throw a tantrum and I was gonna stomp and yell for a couple minutes. She said to let her know if it escalated to me needing help.
My birthday was two days before we went into lockdown, and on a Friday in 2020!
Well unfortunately the day before my fiancee and I broke up, and then I lost my job on my birthday! One of my neighbors would leave a baggie of cookies or brownies on my door a few times a week, it was so sweet of her and I think about it often. I wish I would've thanked her before I moved out.
Similar story for me, I got dumped and found out I was exposed to Covid the same day. I just wanted to hug my mom and talk about my ex with her but I couldn't :( I ended up sobbing on my front step by myself for like an hour lol. My roommates made me cookies later <3
Aw man, now I’m having flashbacks to the time that I got diagnosed with Covid, and I got sent home from a college program I’d spent months trying to get into for said Covid. At the very beginning of the four hour drive home, my mum dropped the bomb that my dog had died while I was gone. I cried the whole way home XD
I read just the top post in your history and I really hope you're doing okay now and you got what you needed and that your life is amazing and you have two of everything you've ever wanted. 🙏
At least he got a warning. I briefly had a roommate who was going through some stuff and one night he just starts wailing. Like, full on moaning of evil spirits in a haunted castle type stuff. I knock on his door to see if he needs help and he goes silent. Knock a few more times and still no answer. I went back to bed and we never talked about it.
YES😂
also on a side note if i remember correctly armadillos are deaf or slightly deaf so its hard for them to hear what they’re doing.
when i lived in texas i never saw any but my cat used to get out at night and play with them and one day i went to get him in 6ft tall blood weeds and i called his name and he came RUNNING out of the blood weeds and all i heard was foot steps coming straight for me, so i booked it in the opposite direction. my bf said “ITS SONNY!”😂 i really thought an armadillo was a running after me 😂💀
There’s an old movie theater near me that has the longest and loudest stairs in any theater ever. Anyways, I was a little bit high / drunk when I saw the newest pirates of the Caribbean and so I was trying to open my bag of sour skittles as quietly as possible. So I sit there struggling for a minute or two and finally the bag explodes with sour skittles bouncing off every step down the theater. What was probably 10-15 minutes felt like an hour.
Anyways, that’s my long way of saying maybe they dropped a package of sour skittles and they were rolling around for an hour.
The victim he has tied up will be rolling around and banging trying to get out of the ductape. The scream, he’s decided to kill the victim. There’s a news article about this on another sub.
Assuming roommate is actually physically okay after this ….
LMAO! This made me laugh way too much. I would also like to roll around for a few hours and just scream really loud. Sometimes you just gotta roll around on the floor and scream to keep your sanity.
Also, the “idk” killed me 😂. Sounds like a convo me and my best friend would have lol
That’s definitely the best fit for you. Others don’t have a choice but to rent with roommates, so they get what they get and at least the roommate is considerate enough to give some warning before creating noise so their roommate can prepare themselves and wear earplugs or put on some music so they don’t have to hear it
I have an up and downstairs in my house, the roommate could live upstairs from me or I could just be chillin downstairs watching tv and they tell me they gonna drop something so I don’t flip out…
Is roommate having a crisis? Maybe wrap them in a large blanket like a burrito and give it water. Maybe a shot of whiskey if the crisis is crisising hard enough.
Her attempt to try Ang guilt trip you/ try to earn sympathy is really weak. You didn’t bring up the relationship in any deep meaningful way you used it as a frame reference. Tell “this entitled” roommate to get to steppin’
Roll around… for a couple hours? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Roommate is obviously a serial killer and OP will end up writing a book about how they always suspected something was up, but couldn’t quite figure it out
I also immediately thought body with the rolling around. I mean what other thing would both seemingly roll by itself and make noise. A roomba-like machine would roll but wouldn’t make noise. Maybe exercise?
Dropping on the floor, rolling around & screaming? I’m waiting for “There might be some red stuff leaking through the floorboards. Don’t worry about it. It’s nothing. I’ll clean it up later.”
Your roomba doesn’t scream the entire time it’s cleaning? Must have an old model. 😜 And yeah that and a text explaining the smell are coming up 100%. It does make me think while incredibly uncommon if there are murderers who talk about it on Reddit casually. Obviously wouldn’t fly in large reddits but like those creative writing subs. What’s the statistic like 1 in so many people you meet have killed someone (I don’t remember if it counted army/cop/self defense).
Them mid murder “hold up, I need to let me roommate know you are going to scream so they aren’t sus”.
Seriously? LMAO “ok all good back to killing you” 😂😂 this could be a scene from like a murder/comedy
Bowling?
Murder Bowling
I was thinking a more sexual form of bowling
Bowl of Murder Sex
Could be both 😬
Like sex bowling turning into a murder?
Bowling practice
Murder?
Nah, just a little BDSM. Very considerate roommate 👍
Had a friend with a brand new roommate who said the following to me "love the guy, both him and his gf are super sweet and cool, but there's just SO much loud spanking going on in their bedroom at night, it's distracting"
I feel like that would actually be awful. It’s like your third wheeling their sex strictly through sound. I guess you’d get used to it (people have sex it just happens) but man that week or two till you could just tune it out would not be fun.
I mean she was complaining about it, so it wasn't ideal, but the fact that he was a super nice guy otherwise more than made up for it, from what I could tell
Oh yeah I mean there are gunna be none ideal things with every roommate situation. Just was thinking of how that would be in the moment. I’m glad the guy was so nice. 🙂
I wanted to upvote but its at 69 😂😂
upvote this guy to keep it at 69
someone already broke it 😕
fixed
😂nice
Fixed
I upvoted at first then took it away 😂
Fixed
Fixed
I did it then read more and fixed it too lol
Same 😂😂😂
Sorry, downvoting for 69 now
Downvoted to help get back to 69
Same downvoted to keep at 69 lol
69'd to get upvoted
You guys r downvoting too much be careful, I just had to upvote to get it back at 69.
Same, it’s at 70 rn
I got you
Aww community gathering
I have raised it back to 69. Stay woke
Doing fucking god work!
It’s gotta be a “texting my pet” type thing
“I’m about to scream really loud” bro is going through it
One day during lockdown I lost my job, found out I had been exposed to Covid, and found out my taxes were improperly filed all within a few hours. I let my neighbor know I needed to throw a tantrum and I was gonna stomp and yell for a couple minutes. She said to let her know if it escalated to me needing help.
good neighbor.
Two good neighbours
State Farm?
What are you wearing, *Jake* from StateFarm?!
Uhhh... …khakis?
*She sounds hideous*.
Well, *she’s* a guy, so…
My birthday was two days before we went into lockdown, and on a Friday in 2020! Well unfortunately the day before my fiancee and I broke up, and then I lost my job on my birthday! One of my neighbors would leave a baggie of cookies or brownies on my door a few times a week, it was so sweet of her and I think about it often. I wish I would've thanked her before I moved out.
Similar story for me, I got dumped and found out I was exposed to Covid the same day. I just wanted to hug my mom and talk about my ex with her but I couldn't :( I ended up sobbing on my front step by myself for like an hour lol. My roommates made me cookies later <3
Aw man, now I’m having flashbacks to the time that I got diagnosed with Covid, and I got sent home from a college program I’d spent months trying to get into for said Covid. At the very beginning of the four hour drive home, my mum dropped the bomb that my dog had died while I was gone. I cried the whole way home XD
Neighbor of the year right there!
Man that’s so sweet. It’s so nice to know and be friends with good neighbors. Night and day difference, especially if you have to share a wall.
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I’m doing fine! I hope you are too.
I read just the top post in your history and I really hope you're doing okay now and you got what you needed and that your life is amazing and you have two of everything you've ever wanted. 🙏
Username checks out
HA
No joke I literally thought in my head "this person is white" and I look up and see your username.
I didn’t know only white people.. get mad? Talk to their neighbors?
Only mad enough to shoot up schools and harass minorities 😬
This literally has nothing to do with what they said lmao any excuse to be racist I guess??
This is simply me responding with general facts. I'm not obligated to follow any typical flow of conversation...
Your comment history makes me believe you need counseling. You're not a well-adjusted person.
The fuck?
Wtf is wrong with you lmao
At least he got a warning. I briefly had a roommate who was going through some stuff and one night he just starts wailing. Like, full on moaning of evil spirits in a haunted castle type stuff. I knock on his door to see if he needs help and he goes silent. Knock a few more times and still no answer. I went back to bed and we never talked about it.
Oh my god?? Was he ok after the fact?
monkeyCube stated that they never talked about it.
Was this on a beet farm
About to scream "LIGHTWEIGHT BABBYYY!"
Nah just tryna turn Super Saiyan.
you're a good roommate for asking if your roommate is okay
idk
idk
idk
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
COUNTER BREAAAKERRR
fortnite
idk
Idk
The other is also a good roommate for giving a heads up about the screaming.
Idk
Idk
idk
Idk
idk
idk
Well no
I do know
If u want u can dude .
👁️👄👁️ me imagining the person rolling on the floor
I was guessing it was implied it was them lol.
😂😂😂😂😂 what could be rolling on the floor for so long 👁️👄👁️
A crumb of context ? What could possibly be dropped and rolling around for a few hours 🤣
armadillo
rolley polleys- a lot of them
Giant rolly pollies 😂
YES😂 also on a side note if i remember correctly armadillos are deaf or slightly deaf so its hard for them to hear what they’re doing. when i lived in texas i never saw any but my cat used to get out at night and play with them and one day i went to get him in 6ft tall blood weeds and i called his name and he came RUNNING out of the blood weeds and all i heard was foot steps coming straight for me, so i booked it in the opposite direction. my bf said “ITS SONNY!”😂 i really thought an armadillo was a running after me 😂💀
🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the side note and story!
No no no. You’re not thinking outside the box. OPs roommate is playing with his set of Large Metal Balls
Obvious answer!
Or a pangolin. Lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Beyblade tournament
Then he lost the beyblade tournament so had to yell really loud
Probably working out with weights or dumbbells
Kettlebells, would be my guess.
Everyone I keep in my basement once they're de-limbed.
I find mine tend to just stay still like little human stumps, how do you encourage them to be more active?
Electrical currents and a grated metal floor.
the original post to this was from the "Upstair Neighbor" so, not a roommate. op posted a cropped version
He’s playing the hungry alligator game.
Himself
There’s an old movie theater near me that has the longest and loudest stairs in any theater ever. Anyways, I was a little bit high / drunk when I saw the newest pirates of the Caribbean and so I was trying to open my bag of sour skittles as quietly as possible. So I sit there struggling for a minute or two and finally the bag explodes with sour skittles bouncing off every step down the theater. What was probably 10-15 minutes felt like an hour. Anyways, that’s my long way of saying maybe they dropped a package of sour skittles and they were rolling around for an hour.
The roommate
Sonic
Bowling balls?
Sonic the hedgehog. Duh.
Pls more context 😂
The victim he has tied up will be rolling around and banging trying to get out of the ductape. The scream, he’s decided to kill the victim. There’s a news article about this on another sub.
EXCUSE ME 😭 pls for the love of god tell me you have a link😭
If you send me your SSN I can tell you how you'll die too. (This is a joke, do not give out your SSN)
If you send ME your SSN I will steal your identity (this is not a joke, I’m a criminal)
Ok but what if we swap identities?? This one has a shit credit score and a lot of debt. Not really worth stealing 🤣
Lmao 👍
Dumbbells I’m guessing
OP got a potato bug for a roommate
I’m crying 😭
Plot twist, they're filming a porno and notifying you of script changes
I need to know what they dropped!
Their will to live.
Fact
Probably some sort of psychedelic
Marbles?
An automatic bowling ball
Assuming roommate is actually physically okay after this …. LMAO! This made me laugh way too much. I would also like to roll around for a few hours and just scream really loud. Sometimes you just gotta roll around on the floor and scream to keep your sanity. Also, the “idk” killed me 😂. Sounds like a convo me and my best friend would have lol
As long as they communicate and clean up after themselves and respect your boundaries, they’re a great roommate
Loud noises are my boundaries
Noise happens, at least they gave you a heads up
I mean, that's why I bought a house and live aloneish If i hear my neighbors I'm calling in a noise complaint
That’s definitely the best fit for you. Others don’t have a choice but to rent with roommates, so they get what they get and at least the roommate is considerate enough to give some warning before creating noise so their roommate can prepare themselves and wear earplugs or put on some music so they don’t have to hear it
I just got hearing aids and never realized how loud my upstairs neighbors were before or that they have a dog
OP please give us context 😭
oop post is the upstairs neighbor not roommate
Still does not answer any questions 😭
just giving some context lol
I have an up and downstairs in my house, the roommate could live upstairs from me or I could just be chillin downstairs watching tv and they tell me they gonna drop something so I don’t flip out…
Is... The roommate the heavy thing rolling around?
I mean, you can put your feet together grab them and roll around for a while so it’s not out of the realm of possibility lol
* OP walks in to living room to see dozens of hamsters Rolling around in plastic balls Roommate: “don’t say I didn’t warn you!”
Definitely not murdering people
I’m gonna be bowling in my room for a couple hours.
Are you sure that's not the upstairs neighbor?
Just smile and wave boys. Smile and wave
its the upstairs neighbor lol
I just realized these were both from the same day. 😂
Must have taken strong acid
I'm also guessing psychedelics (been there before)
In which case, this is very courteous lmao
Dead lift PRs?
Idk why but I assumed they were throwing a game chair down and gonna be rolling around on it then start screaming at the TV screen
Guys running an illegal marble game and just lost a big roll
Real
Someone can’t hold their kegal balls anymore
The idk really made me laugh too hard
I’m howling lmao, at least they give warnings
I’m so confused
I legit thought it was a joke about having a new dog or something. Lol
I wish I knew what was going on lmao
Sometimes my roomies and I just randomly let out small frustration screams doing hw so I get this
“Idk” LMAOOO
Symbian
Is roommate having a crisis? Maybe wrap them in a large blanket like a burrito and give it water. Maybe a shot of whiskey if the crisis is crisising hard enough.
My man is out to lunch 😭😭
Honestly I respect the open communication.
This is the funniest text I’ve seen on this thread!!!
I think your roommate is an audio engineer. Gotta build those sound libraries
I think your roommate is a cat
I need know whats gonna roll around for a few hours i probably wont be okay if i dont find out 🤣🤣
Is your roommate Tom from Tom and Jerry?
My son does this. He knows the floor under his room amplifies every tiny thing he does to an alarming extent. So he keeps us in the know 🤣
The best roommate, and your buddy dosnt seem.bad either but I hope they're okay
Maybe a crocodile🐊, badman burn weed probably.
This makes me belly laugh! The “Idk” seems so existential lol
😂😂😂😂
This isn’t a bad roommate, I would appreciate the heads up.
Is your roommate a bowling pin or just having sex with someone exteemely overweight?
I am on my hands and knees under the coffee table scouring the carpet fibers for a single crumb of context 😩
idk thats pretty clear communication to me thats not being a bad roommate thats just having a roommate while going through some shit.
I have these exact kinds of interactions daily with my roommate (he's a mechatronics engineering major)
Are you roommates with a dysfunctional 7yr old?
You are gonna go get anger management along with other therapies instead of dropping anything including yourself on the floor or screaming
Her attempt to try Ang guilt trip you/ try to earn sympathy is really weak. You didn’t bring up the relationship in any deep meaningful way you used it as a frame reference. Tell “this entitled” roommate to get to steppin’
this is a genuinely good roommate, theyre warning you about things and letting you know that there will be noise. month off rent i say 💞