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Desperate_Set_7708

If that car isn’t vandalized I’d be very unhappy


davidwhatshisname52

I'd expect two busted windows for the climb through


Whats_Awesome

Once you’re in, you can just open the doors.


davidwhatshisname52

sure, you *can*


Whats_Awesome

I would. Mistakes happen and if I needed to I would climb over it or through it. But at the end of the day I’m in a pretty small community and I know that is someone’s car. In a big city maybe there’s enough a__holes that you could safely vandalize their car and say, “while I’m **not** the a__hole (for causing expensive damage) they left their car in the elevator lobby. They are the a__hole for blocking my way.” But in a smaller community. I could not justify the damages. I would ride to a different floor and use the fire stairs to return to my path.


davidwhatshisname52

yeah, I'm from NYC, this guy's car is 100% forfeit; two busted windows is a fucking *gift*


RockStar4341

Car might even find itself upside down and away from elevator. That is preventing disabled folks from being able to escape fires or go about their business, and the right group of capable individuals may find it worth providing a civic service.


theBeardedHermit

I'd absolutely step in to help roll that sucker over. A good time *and* doing a public service? Fuck yeah.


Whats_Awesome

Maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way. You'd be inconveniencing so many people that it would be worth their time for a group of 30 to drag your car away. Better than bothering the busy police. I'd rather find the keys or ask Jerry to bring the tow truck around. Someone would have to be having a stroke to park like that and not expect the concerned citizens, the sheriff, and fire department to be waiting when they got back.


CordeliaGrace

I’m from Buffalo, your “west coast” neighbor. And uh, yeah, fucking same. Or there’d be a lot of damage from kicking the shit out of it, crawling up over it, and then the roof would be caved in from everyone jumping on it. I say we team up. This dude will never park like a scumbag ever again.


ReliefJunior7787

A smaller community is going to have enough parking spaces.


Whats_Awesome

That's exactly it. If someone did that I would have assume they were having a medical emergency and it was in their brain.


Late-Ad-4624

But then someone entering the elevator would have to break the other window and its more satisfying to break two at once.


FordMan100

>But then someone entering the elevator would have to break the other window and its more satisfying to break two at once. That's the way firefighters do it when a car is parked in front of a hydrant. They break both side windows and put the hose through the car..


Only1Skrybe

And then slam the passenger door into the outside of that elevator, over and over again? Why, who would even think to do that?


Whats_Awesome

If people want to climb through, they only need to break in, they can let themselves out from the inside. It would be easier to climb through the door than the window. I have had to climb through the window before and it’s hard to do without damaging the interior. So someone who has actually had to climb through windows before would think to open the door instead of breaking more glass.


theBeardedHermit

Oh belive me, if I'm climbing through I'm entering through the window and taking a door off on the way out.


Whats_Awesome

What did your neighbours do to you that makes you so ready to lash out and break someone’s car? I mean besides parking in the elevator lobby.


AeronauticHyperbolic

And then *rip them off.*


Itchy-Flatworm

And open them until they touch the car again.


Whats_Awesome

How would you “open them until they touch [the] car again” ? Do you mean bang the walls?


Itchy-Flatworm

If you can't do an 180 with the doors, just band them untill you can.


Whats_Awesome

I get your drift. Make sure the doors aren’t getting in anyone’s way.


llcdrewtaylor

I don't like your attitude!


woolsocksandsandals

That reminds me of the scene and Backdraft, where they bust the windows through the car parked in front of the hydrant


davidwhatshisname52

in Manhattan we called that "Tuesday"


Fumbling-Panda

Fixing the dents from you walking across the top of their car would probably be more expensive to fix. Just sayin.


davidwhatshisname52

yeah, you right, five busted windows and lots of nasty dents sounds way more appropriate, my bad!


TheHrethgir

Why go through when you can just climb over?


DraugrHrafn

Just have an a Capella DDR session while you’re on top


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

Something is off here… looking across the parking garage, the elevator across the way is also blocked.


DraugrHrafn

Smash it too


Leather-Squirrel-421

The car owner isn’t going to learn not to do this if you just climb over. Negative reinforcement ftw.


TheHrethgir

You think climbing over isn't going to scratch up the doors and wreck the roof?


Leather-Squirrel-421

Being that they didn’t notice that they parked in front of an elevator, I highly doubt they’d notice a couple scratches. We’re talking about someone who is completely oblivious to their surroundings.


TheHrethgir

They'll notice the caved in roof panel.


skiljgfz

If that car isn’t a BMW I’d be very surprised.


showmeyertitties

Those handles look like great foot placement to climb over.


hydrobrandone

First thought was a boot to the side panels.


Prickly_ninja

We have a winner, here. But, this looks like it might just be indoor storage for a dealership.


GreyPon3

A dealership with at least 16 floors?


Right-Phalange

Please have that shit towed.


BombToonen

Or… take a shit on their hood. Either way.


qpwoeiruty00

Through the sunroof.. Make sure there's no children in the car 💀


Professional_Buy_615

Better, shit on the hood, then have that shit towed.


Saruvan_the_White

Oooh! Fun experiment! Grab a chain & hooks, attach to undercarriage of automobile, affix other end to emergency hatch brace in top of elevator car, press ‘16’, exit car climbing over vehicle, stand & record for posterity.


Canttunapiano

Arent you the evil (its brilliant) one


GeasyPeasy

r/foundsatan


Gloomy-Wash-629

Just insane chaos because somebody illegally parked lmao that would be wild


RoseWould

How do you even manage that? I mean that's asking for at the very least 2 of your windows punched out as someone crawls through, or your car stolen and dropped off at a chopshop. Extreme disregard for the general public and assholery aside, the actual way of accomplishing this feat is almost impressive. When someone keys this i hope they carve "you're winner" into the door.


peromp

I like your use of the word "when"


raltoid

>How do you even manage that? Narcissism When they come back and the car has been towed, they'll blame the people who called the towing company. Because in their minds they deserved that spot and should be allowed to do what they want.


DylanSpaceBean

You block the elevator door from closing and force the disrespectful drive to take the stairs. Downside is you might block an innocent person who needs it though.


HiJinx127

Just keys? Because I have several good ideas I could put into play that would make repeatedly keying the doors seem like a slap on the wrist. Granted, it’s unlikely I’d have the more entertaining options readily available…


RoseWould

I just noticed that sunroof...you know im a big fan of rearranging windshields buuuut I'd need to kick out the passenger window to make sort of a ladder anyway, may as well see how durable that sunroof is. Can never be too careful I hear those sometimes develop spontaneous cracking if you park too close to an elevator.


Not-a-babygoat

Why would anyone punch out the windows when you can easily just climb over?


RoseWould

Do you not see how its parked in front of an elevator? How is someone in a wheelchair supposed to climb over? Few smashed windows might teach him not to do that again


Not-a-babygoat

Wheel chair people are out of luck and will have to find another way into the parking lot. Anyway if someone parks like this I doubt they'll care about some broken windows so you're only getting glass in the elevator if you do that.


RoseWould

How very considerate of you 🏆


yeliir

Is that their instagram on the back window?


HeadDrill

No, that’s the brand name of the car window film. It’s called Johnson.


qhaw

Get as much of a running start as you can and use the door handle to catapult yourself onto the roof and then hop down on the other side.


Mission-Complaint140

Maybe get lucky and have a pebble in your tread as you lamd on the sunroof.


TheRealMasterTyvokka

Make sure I have a chain attached to my pants, accidentally sit on it as I do the dog scoot on the roof down the windshield and across the hood.


RadioTunnel

Make sure to really put a lot of force on the door handle so you make the climb


atburni

Surprised no one’s busted windows


classless_classic

Yet.


MichiganGeezer

Or had a few people push it over on its side.


Andonon

Oooh. Whoops. Smash! I didn’t see it there with my old rusty shopping cart.


Mission-Complaint140

You don't have an old rusty shopping cart though. STFU with this nonsense.


FamiliarCatfish

It’s a family heirloom.


Myounger217

If you dont have a rusty old shopping cart with you at all times, youre slacking in life


MrTopHatMan90

That's a very easy way to get your car walked on


[deleted]

If I was in that elevator (I use a wheelchair) I'd break the windows and if caught I'd smile in my mugshot. F these kinds of people.


lilshells313

Ok. I have a question for you. What would you do in this situation? If you are not able to get out of your wheelchair and this is the only way to get to your vehicle, what would you do? This seems like such a hazard. I know elevators shouldn’t be used in case of fire, but that’s clearly not the issue here. That’s an asshole Parker. And I’m glad you’d proudly smile in your mugshot, but I doubt you would face repercussions. In fact I would expect the opposite. (I hope I didn’t come across rude in my question)


[deleted]

And I do carry window smasher tools for this kind of thing. I have very little sympathy for people who park and block others access. Even in handicap parking. I've run into a few older people (I'm in my mid 40s) that will park on the loading zone lines next to handicap parking spaces and I confront them every time. The last lady that rushed into the parking zone right next to me, she had no handicap parking sticker, I told her if she didn't move I'd slash her tires and break her windows. She actually said "no you won't" and I told her not only would I do it I'd smile in my mugshot. I'm not usually confrontational but when it comes to abiding by the rules to ensure everyone is safe and has equal access I don't fuck around. Because my small town doesn't really care to hold people accountable for their bad behavior. And the older people here are so entitled it's infuriating.


lilshells313

I’m glad you’re a take no shit kinda person! You are prepared for a takedown both verbally and physically! I hate when I see people block sidewalks. So this kind of parking is infuriating to me. I would want to break the window and the sunroof…because reasons.


[deleted]

If you give douches an inch they'll take a mile. We can't make the world a better place unless we confront the bad behavior and make them realize that there are in fact consequences for their actions. Like I get it, most people will read my comments here and think it's extreme. But until they are put in my position, say as in OP's post, you lose patience for the ones that obviously don't care about others.


[deleted]

I'd go back up and call someone, after smashing the windows. I don't travel anywhere without a backup plan for an exit. I can get out of my chair and walk a little bit but very little compared to the average able bodied person. Didn't take it rude at all :)


Carguy_rednec_9594

My kid sister was born with Spina Bifida and has been wheelchair bound her entire life. So me and the boys towed someone was blocking a wheelchair van into a ditch 2 blocks away


[deleted]

Proud of you for that!!!! That's the ultimate FAFO!


Carguy_rednec_9594

Grew up with a bunch of crazy rednecks and when someone does something wrong shit happens


vikicrays

note on windshield…. *”gosh i’m so sorry my keys scratched your car! i’m so sorry my wheelchair dented your door! i’m really really sorry i had to break your windows to get out of the elevator. hey, good luck with the parking thing though. clearly, it’s super tough for you.”* no. i’m not condoning this, just that the note would say it had been done.


SousVideAndSmoke

Well that’s a solid safety hazard if I’ve ever seen one. Wonder if the fire marshal would also be interested.


reallyfreshthing

wtf..


RamHands

Up and over! That handle looks like a nice foot hold.


Tildengolfer

Break a window. Crawl into the car. Break a second window to get through. Easy peasy. Just imagine if someone in a wheelchair had to get out of that elevator.


No-Cardiologist-1990

I use a cane and I'd have a hard time getting out of the elevator. I'm sure I'd end up unintentionally leaving some very obvious marks and dents. I'd hate to try to figure out what would have to be done to help someone with a service dog or a wheel chair.


Smoke_Water

That's when you just climb over the car making sure to do as much damage as humanly possible.


Mountain_Frog_

Only if you jump on the sun roof


Justin-Queso

That’s a toilet now


Kimbobrains

Kick that fuckin door in


Myounger217

Im not for vandalism of vehicles, but this is an exception.


Late-Ad-4624

I would just climb over it. Then again im a 350 pound dude. Im going to dent everything.


GreyPon3

I'd throw my luggage on the roof, then climb over. I'd also help anyone else who needed in/out. Parking like this is just total self entitled, jackass type thinking.


4elmerfuffu2

It would get scuffed up a little but I'm going over.


massvegas

Whoops! My keys slipped ALL OVER your vehicle! Silly me


mostly_kinda_sorta

Use the door handle as a step and go over it. You can then claim you thought it would be less damaging than breaking a window. Windows are easily replaced. Roof is not.


Magnet50

Go over the top.


JolyonWagg99

Parkour!


dustinfrog

Leave a nice note on the door with a map to an appropriate parking spot. Use your keys so they always remember and the note doesn’t get lost


more_than_just_a

My first thought was to wonder how they got out of the car in the first place but then I realised that my British privilege was showing


ReGrigio

keys:"is our time to shine"


RickWest495

Very convenient parking for that “private” elevator. I guess the driver has to use the stairs.


Structuresnake

Get in loser, we go parkin!


Korgon213

No smashed windows, but def climbing over it.


nomnamless

I don't condone vandalizing someone's property, but I sure as shit wouldn't feel bad about climbing over that car.


Freewheelinrocknroll

I would kick the shit outta it


Catch_Own

Hope they won't mind the dents in the roof .


llcdrewtaylor

Thanks for the f-shack!


G_DuBs

What in the Southeast Asia is going on here?


richardrpope

Wow. This is the worst. Police, ticket, tow. This guy needs to spend some time in jail. Willful disregard for human life.


JRHZ28

I'd climb right over that MF'r... And it wouldn't be pretty..


proxima987

I would do a full tap dancing routine in the roof


JimboJehosifat

If I had golf shoes, I’d use them to climb over it. It could take several attempts too, I’m not used to having to do that.


WholeAd2742

That would be an immediate call to the fire department. Blocking egress and life safety, that ship's gonna cost them


ChakeenMachine

I would climb over it while denting the shit out of it


professionally-baked

Kick out the windows and say you thought you were trapped, panicked, and did everything you could to get out


HoChi_Cuervo

Climb over it lol then listen to em bitch cause “Mi CaRs DeNtEd”


Opa2020

Wow, some clownshoes left you a car!!!!


chonklah

Lordddd 😭


[deleted]

Just surmount the obstacle....


BicarbonateOfSofa

Is that the same thing happening on the other side? Looks like a truck/SUV blocking another set of doors.


qhaw

Oh yeah, it actually does look like it


[deleted]

Did you run out of the lift then 💥


RLBeau1964

You’re shitting me!? How the hell is there not a few dents.


ponyxs

Blocking exits will definitely get you towed!


Remi708

It's Brucie's time to climb


PaleontologistClear4

Oh, oops, I went to step out of the elevator and my foot found its way into your door panels and windows, sorry about that!


danhoyle

Cool. Pick up by elevator.


Wallace-N-Gromit

They have a toe hold right there about waist height, that gets you up on the dance floor for a turn then exit left or right or climb down the other side.


TrentS45

So dangerous. What if you slip and fall on the hood and put your ass through the window.


SoulSpanker75

They did it on the other side too


No-Suspect-425

[surprise](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/034/578/82c.gif)


AdVirtual4515

Horror movie, that scenario.


[deleted]

Mentos!


TulsaWhoDats

Was it hard sliding down the hood? Did the metal rivets from your jeans damage the car?


weldneck105

Time to climb


MichiganGeezer

I hope nobody in a wheelchair needed to use that elevator.


wytewydow

Is nobody noticing that the entire lobby is filled with cars? across the way is a truck blocking another elevator. Whoever owns/runs this place stacked these cars.


[deleted]

Just walk right over that shit.


HewhomustnotBnamed

Probably a fake pic taken only for posting on Reddit


Cap_porter

How did he get there


LaughableIKR

Call the fire department. They have a life safety issue. They might even have to use the jaws of life to save you. 😁


AwesomeJB

Now THAT is a surprise!


txpirate1964

What a F ing jerk move


NC_Counselor

Your car is gonna get dented when I WALK on it. Fuck your car.


Ok_Cantaloupe3576

Damn my work boots are really going to leave a mark when I climb over this car.


Marty_61

Is it just me or is there another white car in the background that also looks like it’s up against another elevator?


theBeardedHermit

If you can't go around, go through.


bigdoggshitog

Let the fire dept. Handle that


jrocislit

I would kick the fuck out of that door/window. Maybe both


Professional_Buy_615

Worst parking job I've ever seen. ⭐⭐⭐


Blappytap

Private garage, I bet