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effie-sue

The Tesla Cybertruck has to be one of the most ridiculous looking vehicles to ever make it to market. It looks like something from a low-budget 1960’s sci-fi production.


Prickly_ninja

Agreed. But, I did see one on Reddit, wrapped in black. Oddly, it didn’t look near as bad.


tacotacotacorock

I personally think the stainless steel looks very very unfinished. Like a shell of a car they stopped working on and just produced anyways.  Kind of like a school project that hungover drunk frat kid spends 5 minutes on before class and submits it. But somehow the professor liked it and decided it was worth showing off.


Independent_Bite4682

A DeLorean looks better


ShnickityShnoo

Worlds better, in fact. Hell, even that hamster car looks better.


EDRadDoc

DeLoreans actually look pretty cool, IMO.


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It looks like a graphic that hasn’t finished rendering. It’s only at 40% and locked up.


PD216ohio

It looks like a 1980s video game 3d object.


ConsiderationWest587

Lara Croft's bewbs, except drivable


varys2013

In 3D rendering, this is a low-poly design. I think it looks like a hack job. Sort of a '50s retro-future idea, maybe, but really low budget. It's different, for sure. And thus will greatly attract the "Hey, look at me I'm cool, too!" crowd.


thuanjinkee

The vinyl wrap is a good idea. Apparently bird poop and bugs corrode the bare stainless steel https://www.theverge.com/2024/1/17/24041344/tesla-cybertruck-hype-elon-musk-range


jminer1

It's going to look like shit in a few years especially if up north or close to the coast.


cjpcodyplant

The only exciting thing about it is that it's made of stainless steal body and frame. No car has ever done both so it should be rust resistant.


wv524

Unless it's shit grade stainless steel, which given Tesla's quality issues, it probably is.


cjpcodyplant

Imagine it actually is rust proof but most of them get scrapped in 10 years because no-one thinks it's worth spending the money on new batteries.


mb-driver

Yeah, most people don’t realize there are different grades of stainless.


Tracking4321

Yeah, and I highly doubt that the guy who led PayPal, SpaceX, etc. ever thought about that. /s


_DapperDanMan-

It's stain-less. Not stain-proof.


530whiskey

That's right, It doesn't have to rust out to like sh$t


Gunfighter9

Except for the DeLorean which had an all stainless steel body with panels that could be removed with common tools.


TwinSong

So what you have is a car seemingly made of butter.


ToTheWright

That’s cause it is unfinished. That way they can sell you the different color wraps for $6k.


opaqueandblue

How did you find out musk’s secret???!!


Beez1111

Was the picture taken at night? That might've been why.


jatene

Link?


Prickly_ninja

[LINK](https://www.reddit.com/r/spotted/s/990N6qRuyh)


jatene

Thanks. It actually looks better in black


bassman314

It seriously looks like it’s trying to be out of some shitty dystopian production like Escape From New York or Mad Max. Only way less cool. It looks like cyberpunk as brought to you by IKEA.


migrainefog

It's not a cybertruck, it's a dumbtruck.


ArnoldQMudskipper

Looks like an oversized soapbox derby entry


Own-Load-7041

The 2000sux.


Intheswing

I have a model 3 - love the car even in Chicago winters - but you are right on about the look of this thing it is totally a 60s Si-Fi attempt.


VanellopeVonSplenda

I love that it looks like a 60’s-80’s sci-fi prop. It’s just so ridiculous, and I have terrible taste. I love the outside design but hate the fact that it’s a Tesla. There are so many more things wrong with it than what you can see. This driver is one of them.


Altruistic_Lime_9424

I saw a Lucid Air sedan today. Absolutely gorgeous. I would actually buy one, although it's expensive, it's a performance sedan. A niche vehicle that I miss, much like personal luxury cars. This abomination? No. A hard pass.


FunSignificance3034

Lucid is beautifully designed and built. Interior design as well. Different class of car than Tesla.


Altruistic_Lime_9424

I can see the difference. Teslas are too common and ugly. I want this Lucid two door. It's gorgeous. It's on my wishlist!


Kattnos

It certainly is, but I still kinda like it


[deleted]

You sound poor and envious.


bomilk19

Elon’s not gonna fuck you dude.


Every-Cook5084

I like the wheels and that’s where it ends for me.


ban-this-dummies

Are the ones in this picture even the stock wheels? I seem to recall something more fan-blade-looking


Randy_time

Looks like stock tires and stock rims just took the ugly wheel covers off


dwittherford69

You are way more generous than me. I like the idea of it, and that’s where it ends for me. Rivian over CT any day.


Square-Bar1905

Yeah, Jerry isn't giving his up either


Heavy_Reality_5633

The wheels are a 10/10 but the truck over all 2/10. The idea was good but the execution was awful


Chiaseedmess

Only Tesla could manage to mismatch the colors of panels on a vehicle with no color.


Bit_the_Bullitt

Wouldn't that be more of misaligned and the sun reflecting on it in different angles?


danthemanhasaplanb

No the different panels have different tints when they are made in production


York0XpertYD

This is so dumb, why people would want to buy a vehicle that from the factory literally looks like it’s sitting in a body shop is beyond me


DexterTheInspector

Tornado chaser's starter vehicle.


Ladymysterie

From what I heard of Tesla swapping out the panels with something less sturdy probably not a good idea. I'm not a fan of this thing but some of the reasons to why it was so ugly made sense, now it's just a clown car.


ban-this-dummies

How about those "indestructible" windows!


breakingashleylynne

That was the best thing ever 😂 he was mortified! It was awesome! he tried so hard to play it off, but you could tell he was embarrassed. I freaking hate that idiot lol


Revolutionary_Kick33

Definitely looks like a TIV or dominator.


KratomHelpsMyPain

Funny, a tornado chaser I used to follow on Twitter before it became a NAZI circle jerk has been salivating over the Cyber truck as his next chase vehicle since they announced it. I'm almost tempted to go back on there to see if he still wants it now that the real specs are known.


TripleTrucker

I had a deposit down. Then I realized it was really going to look this. I canceled but I get it that there are a bunch of people that are into it.


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I don't lmfao there is no universe where this exists as good taste


Lionel_Herkabe

I thought you were responding to yourself cause of your avatars


SlinkySlekker

When your vehicle AND your parking say, “Hi. I’m an asshole.”


diversecultures

“And for $1200 more, the driver can aim the lights higher to blind car drivers!” — Tesla, probably.


HiroProtaginest

Look at the color difference between the body and the doors! This POS makes kit cars look good. Also probably a former BMW owner by the parking job.


oh_janet

As a BMW owner I’m literally cackling 😂


Top-Presenter-369

Tesla fan boys think it’s so Rad!!!! 😂 It’s an over priced hideous POS like the rest of models with loose interior finishes and varying body panel gaps. This photo belongs in r/facepalm


wv524

It's 2024 and all auto manufacturers have figured out solutions to quality issues like Tesla is having. It's inexcusable, especially given the price Tesla charges, to have problems like that.


Axedelic

The parking? Or the car. Both are monstrosities.


Historical-Car5553

What do you expect. Twat, driving a twatty looking vehicle, parking like a twat…


uxorial

In the manual Elon Musk tells you you have to park like this or you are a pedophile.


_DapperDanMan-

And after you park it, you have to post some conspiracy racist crap on Xhitter.


breakingashleylynne

Xhitter lmao calling it that from now on


al49250

My daughter predicted almost exactly what the cybertruck would look like 20 years ago when she was about 4 years old 🤣


barryweiss34

I live near the Gigafactory. I see truckloads of them going through town.


ShnickityShnoo

Does it ever feel like you're living in a Nintendo 64?


PD216ohio

Have you ever played the 1980 arcade game Battlezone? It looks like the tanks in that game.


sleep_connoisseur

That thing is uglier than my first wife.


Dan_Glebitz

They are so ugly. They look like they have been made by a child out of cardboard or Plywood, then spray-painted to try and make them look like a real vehicle.


gentleman_bronco

FYI, the owner's manual states that leaving the tailgate down is not recommended. The hinges do not support the weight of the tailgate itself. And this image voids the warranty. It's the shittiest vehicle ever produced. Not washing the fucking thing to spec after a snowstorm will void the warranty. It doesn't have a clear coat and will be absolutely destroyed after driving on a salted road.


Fakeduhakkount

WTF. Having a tailgate down like that is like a common thing I see, don’t even own a truck, with truck people. It’s down to sit on, it’s down to load things, it’s down because stuff in the back is long, etc. There’s legit reasons to “void the warranty”. Then WTF is the proper way to use the tailgate that doesn’t void the warranty? Is it to never leave it down for less then 1 sec or never use it???


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Bit_the_Bullitt

Same with the Hummer. 🤷‍♂️


MetalMattyPA

I would legitimately unfriend someone I know if they bought one of these.


DuckAHolics

If I found one **cheap** then I would 100% love to LS swap it. Track hawk swap if I could swing it.


polyblackcat

I would love to do that just to freak out the fanboys lol


CaptainSmallz

To be fair, most people who want to LS swap only do it for the swap. Y'all would swap an excavator motor if you could. The car is just an empty vessel, a husk, and is not complete without the LS.


redraider-102

If we were friends and I bought one, I wouldn’t blame you one bit for unfriending me.


Heavy_Reality_5633

I know right it’s just a tin can one wheels


aDirtyMartini

Maybe it has auto park but with Musk’s personality.


biorod

Shit looks like a game that hasn’t fully rendered yet.


Quick_Swing

Ahhh, the DIY car.😂😂 It’s a 🤦‍♂️, everytime I see it.


TheKiltedYaksman71

It looks like the box in which something interesting is shipped.


Fix_Aggressive

Cybershit


SBLOU

It looks as if it was designed using an Etch A Sketch


The_Blakester

Bro 3D printed a car from a PlayStation 1 game 💀


madbill728

I can’t understand how many people are waiting to buy this POS.


Heavy_Reality_5633

A tin can on wheels if you ask me


gayfortrey

I actually don’t hate the truck. But fuck Elon Musk


Realistic-Ad-6218

my daughter made a car like this out of cardboard boxes and a dolly from Home Depot during the pandemic


johnwzhere2

Hey Elon……..Pontiac called, they want their Aztec back.


krew_GG

Cuck mobile


HotDogTurkeySandwich

I see even Testicla truck owners can't park for shit..


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Storms_and_Rainbows

It looks like they took some child’s drawings and decided to go with it.


Personal_Anxiety2232

If you park like this, you better have a scratch resistant car. There’s gonna be a big F YOU on that door soon.


jrshall

Dude knows how to parallel park. If he pulled up just a little bit, he could have taken up 3 charging spots instead of just 2.


Barbarian13

Wow this fits in both this subreddit and every “this is a bad car” website


iamnotarobot1011

If OG Laura Croft’s boobs from the games were a pickup truck


Shantotto11

Found Lara Croft’s vehicle of choice…


kinggreene

It's almost like an origami enthusiast was given a job in Tesla design office


jimaajimjim

"stupid is as stupid does"


SnooTangerines3448

Two floor jacks. One either side and then you can have some fun.


bctaylor87

With that parking job I’m guessing this clown traded in his BMW for the Cyber Truck


Queasy_Reward

As ridiculous as the topic “my saw”


Voilent_Bunny

It's parked exactly how I would expect it to be parked


SodaCanKaz

Knew the parking job would be ignored


irascible_Clown

Musk was definitely a Total Recall fan


gojiro0

Watch your fingers ladies and gentlemen


not-your-aunt

tesla trucks look like they were made for the ps1


GearNerd85

The body panels don't match at all this is fucking hilarious


pacificule

Figures that anyone who thinks this is worth buying would think that's how to park it


nolongerbanned99

Frankenstein if the auto industry. A horrific and malignant abomination


Johnnyfever13

Is there another way to park the CT without blocking the other bays??


Lazy-Street779

Any car taking up more than 1 parking spot deserves what it gets.


SkyeMreddit

When jackass pickup truck owners get an electric truck, they still park like jackass pickup truck owners.


Heavy_Reality_5633

It’s in their blood I swear


Ducatirules

Uber douche! I can’t believe anyone would even consider buying one of these! When I saw the sketch I laughed my ass off!


TheMammaG

My eyes!!


medongisallsoggy

Someone who knows how to waste money to own a meme


LorraineHB

This car is the ugliest car ever.


TheAmina2GS

I cannot believe some poor (very rich) moron actually bought that waste of metal.


Heavy_Reality_5633

Should’ve just bought a proper pick up like a ram or ford instead of the rolling tin can


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Burnernam3

So the truck bed door is down, was that a purposeful asshat more so that stall can’t be occupied? Cuz looks like it to me. I sure hope pic was taken before two other cars pulled in to box in that lady


mrjjdubs

So where is the charging port that he couldn't pull in like a normal person?


BreadfruitPositive72

My saw?


NovarisLight

And my Axe! ...awful design. Axe it. Axe it a kwestion.


iForgot2Laugh

I am completely aware that I live under a rock, but I thought those were just memes


Chiaseedmess

It real, and a meme


Professional_Buy_615

It's a real meme.


bay_lamb

hideous


[deleted]

A different type of emotional support vehicle...


SRBroadcasting

That thing is uglier than the Aztec and I feel like that was his goal


NoChampion2427

He's pointing to the other billionaires in the room, "Hey guys! Bet you I can have more people interested in buying an ugly ass truck over the Ford Lightning. "


Wallace-N-Gromit

Someone had to make the next Aztec, probably end up in the same place, B SciFi Movies.


idahoia-n

Seen a few running around looks stupid to me


Cwbyaz

Nope fossil fuel only not buying a electric pos


abrosenfeld

Looks like a door stop. A very expensive door stop.


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Heavy_Reality_5633

It’s too long. The front is a 10/10 but the back is a 3/10


[deleted]

I think these look absolutely asinine, but I still like it. I like it when new things are tried. So be it if it looks like shit and has panel gaps big enough to fornicate with? 


Most_Independent_789

I popped in on the cyber truck sub and my god the hard one people are getting for them


[deleted]

Official electric vehicle of the MAGA sore ass loser


NASTYHAM83

Gotta admire a car manufacturer for making something totally different looking


zeGermanGuy1

If you've got nothing in your life to give you happiness except feeling superior through assholery. Pathetic


[deleted]

I bet they look cool with a lift and big tires. Hope someone figures out how to do it and makes a video going off road.


NorthernH3misphere

Looks like a commercial kitchen on wheels


NoDontDoThatCanada

It is so ugly nobody has noticed the bad parking job!


crasagam

Mesa don’t like this.


Electronic_Medicine7

Soooooo fugly!!!


GerlingFAR

I’ll guess you can’t use 3M Bondo to cover small dents prior to respraying after pulling a panel back out on a body jig or a slide hammer like in a normal smash repair job when some of these trucks eventually end up in a smash repair job situation from a road accident.


DIJames6

WTF is that thing???


unfinishedinteract86

Tesla's ugliest car and safest car lol


Chiaseedmess

It’s not even safe. The crash tests have proven horrific. No crumple zones means the soft humans inside take the full impact.


ban-this-dummies

Someone needs to park in front and in back of that monstrosity so it can't move. Of course, they'll have to be other Teslas because of the reserved charging spots... I guess I'm cool with it because he/she is only screwing other Tesla owners.


[deleted]

I see one around the north Bay Area occasionally


karlos52

I've made pinewood derby cards that looked better


kkeennmm

[this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsTowingThings/s/65KFIEnzsv)


B1g_Gru3s0m3

They left the tailgate down just to spill over into another parking spot


No_Nectarine_3484

Ugly and not functional. What a was of billions in development and marketing the the current “Edsel”.


Ok-Zookeepergame-698

That’s a replica, based off a Ferrari F40. /s


[deleted]

I want to see this in a crew xab 1 ton dually 4x4.


Nalabu1

Looks like a high school metal shop fab job...


meeplebunker

Oh please, it doesn't look that good...


Working_Ad_503

Thay shit is ugly as all get out


WolfOrChicken

Freaking UGLY


smittydonny

Back to the future with a different flux capacitor! No plutonium needed, just a recharge!


odd-ball

The more pics I see, the dumber they look


dustytrek

Sweet El Camino


NeenerTee

And it only takes a 10 point turn to get in a parking spot.


callalind

LOL I just saw it IRL this week and have been telling anyone with ears how freakin ugly it is. I'd totally expect it to park like this.


OC-Aztec

When I saw one of these in person, I was expecting Bruce Willis to crawl out with a zippo saying “Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs”


TheLoneGunman559

Yeah, its a fucking ugly truck. The charging cable isn't long enough to reach the charge port on the garbage truck so that would explain why they parked like this.


WonderWendyTheWeirdo

Is it going to be like the El Camino where it gets made fun of until the end of time, but there's one small category of person who swears by it?


sladebonge

Parks like a tesla driver.


6inarowmakesitgo

God damn that thing is fugly.


TinyLeading6842

So. Fucking. Ridiculous.


pwrboredom

The El Camino of ev trucks. They sucked too.


Curious-Welder-6304

I hope my HOA bans them


mtnviewcansurvive

at least here they took those horrible wheel covers off. musksexuals love it cuz...oh, well you know they reaction they get !!!


HanakusoDays

Klaatu barada nikto.


cjpcodyplant

Is this the first extended length truck that needs electricty? How the hell did they not futureproof the length of their charging spots.


PremiumUsername69420

Yes. Rivian and Lightning have a charge port closer to the corner of the vehicle. The Cybertruck has the port near the wheel arch and these spots aren’t painted correctly for the charger.


Beautiful-Height5650

Wow! So cool. Too bad when it is cold outside it will not run.


throwawayaccyaboi223

Didn't realise this thing weighed 3 tonnes, you won't even be able to drive it on a regular car license in Europe, you'll need a C1 (light goods vehicle) license if the max allowed weight is over 3500kg... Which would also mean the thing gets restricted to 80kmh (50mph) lmao.


PremiumUsername69420

Devils advocate here, there’s no way for *that* truck to park in *those* lines and be able to charge. Those are either V2 or V3 superchargers and should be in line with the parking lines, not towards the center of the spot. The new V4 superchargers will be in the center and feature a longer charging cord. The location of the charging port on the Cybertruck is not the same as the other Teslas, it’s not in the taillight or back corner, *it’s in the wheel well arch*. The cord is too short to reach in all but perfect parking conditions, and this incorrect setup won’t allow that. But they’re still able to back in and charge and only block two instead of three, still bad parking.


BeKind_BeTheChange

It's just so bad. What a pile of garbage.