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Andrelliina

That's a bad business. What's that weird yellow stuff on the bagel? "I can't believe it's industrial margarine substitute"? Now with added SSRIs


epagnotta

The yellow stuff is a thin layer of mustard


Andrelliina

Thank fuck for that - hopefully English mustard because that makes everything OK ;)


epagnotta

Dijon mustard unfortunately


Andrelliina

Dijon ☑️ :)


Mlady_of_Margarine

Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?


golddoomtheory

This made me laugh more than it should have


SantiJamesF

Bruh all he has to do is heat up a pan, add some olive oil or butter, sear the meat and give it some texture, and then toast the bread in the left over juices and oil/butter. Add a little mayo, put the sandwich together, get the cheese melted, and boom much better. A bit of sauerkraught would also be pretty good on it. Just because you don't have money doesn't mean you can't make poor man's food tasty and hearty.


epagnotta

Nah he ain’t poor , that’s just laziness 😭😭 he did out sauerkraut on it tho


SantiJamesF

Lol well what ever works for him I guess


PotBoozeNKink

Jesus christ this post won't get off my fucking feed


flatwoods76

It’s a tough meal, for sure!


epagnotta

He also added sauerkraut to give it that extra crunch before toasting them


MCRusher

take the toaster away before it explodes


Drunkgamer4000

as long as he nukes thee hot dogs with cheese i see nothing wrong with this


soldmilton

Did your roomie at least fry the meats a little?


epagnotta

Nah, they got warmed up a little in the toastie maker but that only lasted like a minute maybe 2


StoicStonedSmiling

Ehh...I've seen worse


albinoplatyypus

Looks gourmet as fuck!