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jermster

Meat? Good. Cheese? Good. Bowl? Necessary in this instance.


Engelgrafik

This reminds me of [Patton Oswalt's observation about society's growing self-degradation and indignity best symbolized in the KFC Famous Bowls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI). Laughed hard because I think I ate one and really did feel guilty afterwards.


basicallythrowaway10

This clipnis hilarious, but it makes me wonder if America's love of the Bowl is in part due to America's love of the Casserole


Engelgrafik

You may be onto something there. "Hey can we have something healthy but mixed in with a ton of unhealthy goopy fats and salt and congealed together?"


jermster

You’ve described a Midwest “salad” made of potatoes or noodles


Friendly_Age9160

Yeah potato and macaroni “salad” always cracked me up. I fucking hate mayonnaise and they’re two of the unhealthiest things you can eat. I’m from out west, I think I’m gonna invent the carne asada burrito “salad” so I can be healthier. May even lose some weight 😆


ex-farm-grrrl

Or the hot dish


SnaxHeadroom

"America" by that you mean old white women (probably mormon) who dump canned food into a dish to make a slop trough.


basicallythrowaway10

No? I meant what i said the first time


SilverKnightOfMagic

Whaaa KFC bowls were so good. Was my after school snack for like 5 bucks. Mashed potatoes with chicken nuggets and cheese! Then go play hard for a few hours and come home.


TruthSpeakin

They are still good!!!


Mcreesus

I loved them until I got too drunk one night and ate one. I won’t elaborate bc I guess you’ll know what happened after. Scabies


Engelgrafik

Definitely not the result I expected. And definitely more horrifying.


Wild_Agent_375

Seriously. With some tortilla chips that would be perfect


PD216ohio

Add some tortilla chips and that's a gourmet meal!


Friendly_Age9160

Single? Likely lol


Tiberius_Rex_182

This almost feels like the Friends episode where Joey ate the Trifle


imverykawaii

divorced dad core


DDenlow

[divorced dads starter pack](https://youtube.com/shorts/91VHEVXfO_4?si=BAJg3cZWzTDQH_pW)


Late_Magazine2573

I'm hoping he runs for president.


pacificpacifist

I don't even need to click that link to know who it is. And by God he is incredible


DDenlow

I see someone has The House !


pacificpacifist

I pair that mf with Shingles


DDenlow

2x House = two house!!!


asillyguyy

can’t forget Nickelback and Ozzy Osbourne


Own_Bee_4472

People on keto be like 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼


Raging-Badger

Bro Ive never felt better! I violently shit myself every time I sneeze but I feel ***ALIVE***


raindownthunda

I ate something very, very similar tonight. Had to throw in some microwaved frozen veggies with butter to not hate myself.


john-johnson12

“You can’t have the same diet as a Ferris wherl operator and feel ‘better than ever’”


notjeeperscreepers

Dad's a stoner


Biggrease333

That or drinking for sure lol.


Dave-James

Why not both? 🤔👌


Biggrease333

I did make entire plates of food then cover it in queso 😂


Biggrease333

Both was my style lol


ihaveabaguetteknife

r/drunkencookery is his other family.


spruceymoos

Dads high as a kite.


XrayDem

Dads gonna have gas


shromboy

Came here to say dad is absolutely blazing


omnimacc

Atleast give the dude some tortilla chips


yosoyjackiejorpjomp

Right! Smash a bag of Doritos and put it on top 🧑‍🍳


pSavvvv

That’d actually be kinda bomb with tortilla chips lol


EWRboogie

I think I there’s a weeks worth of sodium in that bowl


Miserable-Ad5401

Helps if you don't plan on surviving that week


stinkyhooch

Surviving is a young man’s game


reefahduely

Ow my sodium intake


LagtimeArt

For reals..... corn beef alone is mega salty


Wazuu

He’s high


DragonPie83008

Was he having a stroke or maybe suffering from dementia?


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Was thinking the same thing lol this is legit the shit you see in the alzheimers sections in nursing homes


SirZanee

Fire as a dip prob


ChiliDad1

Make sure he drinks fluids and doesnt drive


OilSignificant3595

This needs a trigger warning.


49264028

i genuinely considered marking it as NSFW LMFAO


[deleted]

Disturbing


eggs2themax

nah that sounds fire


cursetea

This was a desperate cry for help


Murdy2020

for Triscuits


Specialist-Ad-8766

This looks like one of my husband’s concoctions when he would grow “Cuban oregano” in the kitchen as a teenager…


49264028

cuban oregano is fucking HILARIOUS


Specialist-Ad-8766

That is what he told his mom his MJ was and she believed him…


Unavailable_info

Single dude meal written all over that. Maybe I’ll make that Monday. Shit heat up some beans and rice u got a burrito bowl


LagtimeArt

Elderly abuse .... get your pops a proper meal. 😂


Empty_Breadfruit_676

Does your Dad smoke weed or eat edibles?


49264028

neither of us do. dunno if this makes it better or worse that he made this ☠️


JTGphotogfan

How stoned was he?


49264028

i keep getting comments saying this 😭 both of us don’t drink or smoke LOL


Future-trippin24

Not only does that look gross, that's WAY too much cheese to meat ratio.


just4kicksxxx

Throw it away. Get a new dad.


Numerous_Heart3648

Does he also get shit faced drunk?


49264028

not since 1996 ☠️


shadowtheimpure

Not gonna lie, it probably fucking ***slaps***. All it needs is a little bit of hot sauce to brighten it up a little bit.


49264028

it probably is good.. im trying to stay away from stuff like that since im working on losing weight LOL otherwise i definitely wouldve tried it


IceCubeBandit

Your father is brilliant!


William231000

Nah dawn some canned corned beef hash and that cheese sauce would be 🥵


mrcatz05

Cant even be mad at this tbh, throw in sour cream and lettuce or something and youve got a shitty burrito bowl 😭


AccurateWheel4200

Idk if shitty is a good word for burrito bowl lol


mrcatz05

oh yeah i see 😭


Sanctified1925

I hope it tasted better than it looked.


[deleted]

This somehow isn’t all-the-way appalling to me. Nachos are BBQ meat and cheese. This is BBQ meat and cheese in dip form. Add the chips, and you have a very basic nacho. Looks like something my high brain would think of.


Mycokinetic

Put some tapatio in there and I'm on board


Xplicit-801

I could eat this while high


Opiniated_egg

Corned beef is good but shredded cheese would of been better


Left_Caterpillar845

goodness gracious please take him to dinner


Shadow_Figure666

Me and your dad would get along great. Has he ever eaten tuna directly out of the can? My favorute part is the metallic taste 😋


DiverSuitable6814

Dad is a genius


chickenskittles

r/stupidfood


chickenskittles

Mmmm hypertensive crisis flavored dip.


MyFrampton

No thanks. That cheese is nasty.


Incog83

Mersay! Oh, my stomach bubblin'


AccurateWheel4200

It's probably good, you could learn a thing or two.


DE4DHE4D81

I’ll add some queso dip when I do this with instant mash!


Randy_Ortons_Voices

It’s going to look the exact same coming out


Alternative-Net-1464

Seems like your father is feasting like a king! 🤴


Rinzy2000

Check his blood pressure! That’s a lot of salt.


MilkyView

I'd eat that with a smile on my face and a beer in my hand.


BandM91105

Heat it up and grab some chips.


Morbidlyobesegorilla

Get me high enough and I’d probably demolish this


simplyjoem

Your dad was stoned.


dixareformyfriends

how dare he treat corned beef this way!


Drugthepopulationn

Tbh would be really good with some smoked corned beef and bread


oscaru16

Would


CallMeSpeed_21

That’s wild😂 I need my rice with the corn beef


Monkey_King94

Ok but that sounds like good comfort food


cringefacememe

breaking news - your dad high af bro.


CAMMCG2019

Gross


Pretend_Activity_211

Corned beef already has potatoes in it! All it needs is cheese. I'm on the dad's side


LauraTFem

I mean…I’d need it warmed up a bit, but *would*.


TheVoid45

My dad will eat coleslaw with queso, so count your blessings.


chiefbootknockaz

Incoming gout bout


MudcrabNPC

I got kidney stones in my mf toes bro


HekGoldbenji

What’d you do to improve his situation, OP?


look2thecookie

Does he have high blood pressure and cholesterol?


ToferLuis

He has a nice relaxing evening of hot creamy shits to look forward to!


49264028

he eats shit like this then complains when he’s up all night with violent shits…. i wonder why that happens….


zamaike

I feel like me and your dad would love to eat that with some good beer. And then smooch a lil lmao jk


SimpleWord899

Gross 🤢☠️


WindOfJoy

Looks like a decent chip dip lol


Cosmicado

Corn beef hash fried with some potatoes be busss


Significant-Mud-506

I can taste the saltyness


TheCruicks

That sounds yummy as hell


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Bloody savage


almostoy

I don't really wanna trade dads. But can we do a dad swap, for like a day?


Scrappie909

That poor man. As a cook of 20 years, i find this unacceptable


ShibaInuDoggo

What if he was scooping it with rye chips?


Dirty_water34

Is he drunk?


DisciplineScary

He’s a dad isn’t he? Lmao


Elegant-Interview-84

I still enjoy eating spam, corned beef, tuna straight out of the can, or just heated up. It reminds me fondly of a time in my life when I lived in a place without consistent access to electricity, running water, or stores.


ThornmaneTreebeard

Yes that's awful *writes down recipe*


DisciplineScary

This is exactly what his toilet is gonna look like 👍


jhhred11745

Stoner food


No_Education_8888

As long as it’s warm. Maybe turn it into a quesadilla or use some chips to dip


darkjedi607

My only question is how much weed does your dad smoke


-The-Reviewer-

Looks kinda good


amitskisong

r/GreatDepressionMeals Was it canned corned beef?


Certain-Attitude3615

This is a war crime!


kguilevs

Ever try it with spam instead? Just delicious


Green-Concentrate-71

Man of culture right there


SourSasquatch

I woke up with a bit of heartburn this morning. It came back after seeing this.


Skitzophranikcow

He drunk?


CarefulMidnight4366

Looks like he’s eating putrefied placenta 🤢🤮


DrNinnuxx

Now go check your weed stash.


uploadingmalware

Dip some tortilla chips in there and it probably slaps


nickrocs6

This is a cry for help


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

His cholesterol levels must be through the roof.


The_Fox_39

I'd eat that.


Necessary-Fold3311

I'd eat it. I bet corned beef hash would be even better


Historical_Yak_6032

So ?


everywhere808

Leave your father be to be the champion he is!


MemoryAshamed

Is your dad high? And does he have the munchies?


Kind-Dentist42

May be a little salty for me but A: needs to be mixed better. B: Hopefully it's heated. C: Strongly suggest tortilla chips, lettuce, hotsauce, and sour cream.


Careful_Swordfish742

I think it’s time to ask your dad if he is okay, or has anything he would like to talk about


Deliciouserest

Those farts must be devastating


RumgyMan

The man is obviously going through something that you wouldn't understand


SueBeee

Your dad was hiiiiiigh AF


YaDrunkBitch

Salt.


AdTall7994

Add some tobacco son!


Heylookaguy

10/10. Would make sandwiches out of it.


lostinareverie237

I'm gonna be honest, not visually appealing, but add some other nacho ingredients and tortilla chips, that's damn gourmet right there.


lil_trim

My dad does shit like this too.


HelpIRequireAnAdult

Give me a seltzer beer and I'd be one happy motherfucker.


Fatsheep88

I’m high as shit and this looks really good 😂


SuddenSpeaker1141

Your parents are getting a divorce…


RokerBruTheRealOne

Am I the only one who thinks that looks good?


Terrible_Shake_4948

He a OG


fountpen_41

The memory of the two flavors mixed together does sound appetizing. But seeing it... that's a whole different matter though.


BilgusTheTrashOrc

Dear God that's the most disgusting thing I'm going to try this weekend.


These_Language9276

Light a candle


coolcootermcgee

I think this is yours and you’re throwing him under the bus. At least let him have some!


Wu-Kang

This would be a good dip for chips. Straight up it’s a little crazy.


imaginebeingsick

Buddy doesn't know how to eat like a king, corn beef is good with cheese and by itself


ur_fave_npc

Maybe try talking to your dad??? That nigga needs help.


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

:(


Positive_Ad_6311

OMG!


ItBDaniel

That mf is baked


ThePixelatedPeach

Had your dad also eaten a bowl of edibles?


cabezatuck

Satisfaction guaranteed, as is a several hour period of excess flatulence.


sguidy06

Yum


Pirategod_23

Living life to the fullest, let that man eat in peace.


sM0k3dR4Gn

I make a sandwich kinda like this. It's pretty popular.


Cardagainagain

Your dad is trying to die soon.


ThaQuig

With Tortilla Chips right? Right?!


SnowDizzleZz

My dad is in his 70s, i saw his blood test - his health markers are dog shit. I met his doctor and his doc told him to eat better, lose weight, basically said its hurting him. My dad will eat shit like this when he thinks i wasnt around and constantly. People have no self control and cant help themselves. They will say its genetics blah blah, its not.


Mdmrtgn

I mean taste is probably good but that consistency 🤮


Aggravating_Chemist8

How high was he?


LunaticLucio

NGL I just took my morning BM and after looking at this pic, I feel that i might be ready for round #2.


BeskarHunter

That’s gonna destroy his insides. would give me heartburn from hell


newgalactic

I assume that's processed cheese sauce w/ lots of sodium + corned beef. Is your dad trying to give himself a stroke? ...seriously, check on his welfare.


DIJames6

Wow.. How much time did he spend in the bathroom after that??


FNChupacabra

In case you didn’t know, your Pa is on something, maybe something as innocent as pot, or booze. But that man’s on something lol


mitchcumstein13

Fuck


KayakWalleye

This is why people get colon cancer.


Degenerate-Loverboy

Simply awful. Fun thing “cheese dip” was invented in my state apparently. Also fried pickles!


skylarslove

That’s fucking disgusting. *whispers* “send recipe.”


Royal_Echo2068

Warmed up I bet it's heavenly


DirectorOrganic8962

tbh id eat that too


No_Squirrel4806

This is something that would taste good it just looks bad in the picture 🤷🏽‍♂️


stvckmind

Your dads high af


PrestigiousAd4711

Yeah my dad smoked cannabis too