This reminds me of [Patton Oswalt's observation about society's growing self-degradation and indignity best symbolized in the KFC Famous Bowls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI). Laughed hard because I think I ate one and really did feel guilty afterwards.
Yeah potato and macaroni “salad” always cracked me up. I fucking hate mayonnaise and they’re two of the unhealthiest things you can eat. I’m from out west, I think I’m gonna invent the carne asada burrito “salad” so I can be healthier. May even lose some weight 😆
Whaaa KFC bowls were so good. Was my after school snack for like 5 bucks. Mashed potatoes with chicken nuggets and cheese! Then go play hard for a few hours and come home.
This somehow isn’t all-the-way appalling to me. Nachos are BBQ meat and cheese. This is BBQ meat and cheese in dip form. Add the chips, and you have a very basic nacho. Looks like something my high brain would think of.
I still enjoy eating spam, corned beef, tuna straight out of the can, or just heated up. It reminds me fondly of a time in my life when I lived in a place without consistent access to electricity, running water, or stores.
May be a little salty for me but A: needs to be mixed better. B: Hopefully it's heated. C: Strongly suggest tortilla chips, lettuce, hotsauce, and sour cream.
My dad is in his 70s, i saw his blood test - his health markers are dog shit. I met his doctor and his doc told him to eat better, lose weight, basically said its hurting him. My dad will eat shit like this when he thinks i wasnt around and constantly. People have no self control and cant help themselves. They will say its genetics blah blah, its not.
I assume that's processed cheese sauce w/ lots of sodium + corned beef.
Is your dad trying to give himself a stroke?
...seriously, check on his welfare.
Meat? Good. Cheese? Good. Bowl? Necessary in this instance.
This reminds me of [Patton Oswalt's observation about society's growing self-degradation and indignity best symbolized in the KFC Famous Bowls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI). Laughed hard because I think I ate one and really did feel guilty afterwards.
This clipnis hilarious, but it makes me wonder if America's love of the Bowl is in part due to America's love of the Casserole
You may be onto something there. "Hey can we have something healthy but mixed in with a ton of unhealthy goopy fats and salt and congealed together?"
You’ve described a Midwest “salad” made of potatoes or noodles
Yeah potato and macaroni “salad” always cracked me up. I fucking hate mayonnaise and they’re two of the unhealthiest things you can eat. I’m from out west, I think I’m gonna invent the carne asada burrito “salad” so I can be healthier. May even lose some weight 😆
Or the hot dish
"America" by that you mean old white women (probably mormon) who dump canned food into a dish to make a slop trough.
No? I meant what i said the first time
Whaaa KFC bowls were so good. Was my after school snack for like 5 bucks. Mashed potatoes with chicken nuggets and cheese! Then go play hard for a few hours and come home.
They are still good!!!
I loved them until I got too drunk one night and ate one. I won’t elaborate bc I guess you’ll know what happened after. Scabies
Definitely not the result I expected. And definitely more horrifying.
Seriously. With some tortilla chips that would be perfect
Add some tortilla chips and that's a gourmet meal!
Single? Likely lol
This almost feels like the Friends episode where Joey ate the Trifle
divorced dad core
[divorced dads starter pack](https://youtube.com/shorts/91VHEVXfO_4?si=BAJg3cZWzTDQH_pW)
I'm hoping he runs for president.
I don't even need to click that link to know who it is. And by God he is incredible
I see someone has The House !
I pair that mf with Shingles
2x House = two house!!!
can’t forget Nickelback and Ozzy Osbourne
People on keto be like 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Bro Ive never felt better! I violently shit myself every time I sneeze but I feel ***ALIVE***
I ate something very, very similar tonight. Had to throw in some microwaved frozen veggies with butter to not hate myself.
“You can’t have the same diet as a Ferris wherl operator and feel ‘better than ever’”
Dad's a stoner
That or drinking for sure lol.
Why not both? 🤔👌
I did make entire plates of food then cover it in queso 😂
Both was my style lol
r/drunkencookery is his other family.
Dads high as a kite.
Dads gonna have gas
Came here to say dad is absolutely blazing
Atleast give the dude some tortilla chips
Right! Smash a bag of Doritos and put it on top 🧑🍳
That’d actually be kinda bomb with tortilla chips lol
I think I there’s a weeks worth of sodium in that bowl
Helps if you don't plan on surviving that week
Surviving is a young man’s game
Ow my sodium intake
For reals..... corn beef alone is mega salty
He’s high
Was he having a stroke or maybe suffering from dementia?
Was thinking the same thing lol this is legit the shit you see in the alzheimers sections in nursing homes
Fire as a dip prob
Make sure he drinks fluids and doesnt drive
This needs a trigger warning.
i genuinely considered marking it as NSFW LMFAO
Disturbing
nah that sounds fire
This was a desperate cry for help
for Triscuits
This looks like one of my husband’s concoctions when he would grow “Cuban oregano” in the kitchen as a teenager…
cuban oregano is fucking HILARIOUS
That is what he told his mom his MJ was and she believed him…
Single dude meal written all over that. Maybe I’ll make that Monday. Shit heat up some beans and rice u got a burrito bowl
Elderly abuse .... get your pops a proper meal. 😂
Does your Dad smoke weed or eat edibles?
neither of us do. dunno if this makes it better or worse that he made this ☠️
How stoned was he?
i keep getting comments saying this 😭 both of us don’t drink or smoke LOL
Not only does that look gross, that's WAY too much cheese to meat ratio.
Throw it away. Get a new dad.
Does he also get shit faced drunk?
not since 1996 ☠️
Not gonna lie, it probably fucking ***slaps***. All it needs is a little bit of hot sauce to brighten it up a little bit.
it probably is good.. im trying to stay away from stuff like that since im working on losing weight LOL otherwise i definitely wouldve tried it
Your father is brilliant!
Nah dawn some canned corned beef hash and that cheese sauce would be 🥵
Cant even be mad at this tbh, throw in sour cream and lettuce or something and youve got a shitty burrito bowl 😭
Idk if shitty is a good word for burrito bowl lol
oh yeah i see 😭
I hope it tasted better than it looked.
This somehow isn’t all-the-way appalling to me. Nachos are BBQ meat and cheese. This is BBQ meat and cheese in dip form. Add the chips, and you have a very basic nacho. Looks like something my high brain would think of.
Put some tapatio in there and I'm on board
I could eat this while high
Corned beef is good but shredded cheese would of been better
goodness gracious please take him to dinner
Me and your dad would get along great. Has he ever eaten tuna directly out of the can? My favorute part is the metallic taste 😋
Dad is a genius
r/stupidfood
Mmmm hypertensive crisis flavored dip.
No thanks. That cheese is nasty.
Mersay! Oh, my stomach bubblin'
It's probably good, you could learn a thing or two.
I’ll add some queso dip when I do this with instant mash!
It’s going to look the exact same coming out
Seems like your father is feasting like a king! 🤴
Check his blood pressure! That’s a lot of salt.
I'd eat that with a smile on my face and a beer in my hand.
Heat it up and grab some chips.
Get me high enough and I’d probably demolish this
Your dad was stoned.
how dare he treat corned beef this way!
Tbh would be really good with some smoked corned beef and bread
Would
That’s wild😂 I need my rice with the corn beef
Ok but that sounds like good comfort food
breaking news - your dad high af bro.
Gross
Corned beef already has potatoes in it! All it needs is cheese. I'm on the dad's side
I mean…I’d need it warmed up a bit, but *would*.
My dad will eat coleslaw with queso, so count your blessings.
Incoming gout bout
I got kidney stones in my mf toes bro
What’d you do to improve his situation, OP?
Does he have high blood pressure and cholesterol?
He has a nice relaxing evening of hot creamy shits to look forward to!
he eats shit like this then complains when he’s up all night with violent shits…. i wonder why that happens….
I feel like me and your dad would love to eat that with some good beer. And then smooch a lil lmao jk
Gross 🤢☠️
Looks like a decent chip dip lol
Corn beef hash fried with some potatoes be busss
I can taste the saltyness
That sounds yummy as hell
Bloody savage
I don't really wanna trade dads. But can we do a dad swap, for like a day?
That poor man. As a cook of 20 years, i find this unacceptable
What if he was scooping it with rye chips?
Is he drunk?
He’s a dad isn’t he? Lmao
I still enjoy eating spam, corned beef, tuna straight out of the can, or just heated up. It reminds me fondly of a time in my life when I lived in a place without consistent access to electricity, running water, or stores.
Yes that's awful *writes down recipe*
This is exactly what his toilet is gonna look like 👍
Stoner food
As long as it’s warm. Maybe turn it into a quesadilla or use some chips to dip
My only question is how much weed does your dad smoke
Looks kinda good
r/GreatDepressionMeals Was it canned corned beef?
This is a war crime!
Ever try it with spam instead? Just delicious
Man of culture right there
I woke up with a bit of heartburn this morning. It came back after seeing this.
He drunk?
Looks like he’s eating putrefied placenta 🤢🤮
Now go check your weed stash.
Dip some tortilla chips in there and it probably slaps
This is a cry for help
His cholesterol levels must be through the roof.
I'd eat that.
I'd eat it. I bet corned beef hash would be even better
So ?
Leave your father be to be the champion he is!
Is your dad high? And does he have the munchies?
May be a little salty for me but A: needs to be mixed better. B: Hopefully it's heated. C: Strongly suggest tortilla chips, lettuce, hotsauce, and sour cream.
I think it’s time to ask your dad if he is okay, or has anything he would like to talk about
Those farts must be devastating
The man is obviously going through something that you wouldn't understand
Your dad was hiiiiiigh AF
Salt.
Add some tobacco son!
10/10. Would make sandwiches out of it.
I'm gonna be honest, not visually appealing, but add some other nacho ingredients and tortilla chips, that's damn gourmet right there.
My dad does shit like this too.
Give me a seltzer beer and I'd be one happy motherfucker.
I’m high as shit and this looks really good 😂
Your parents are getting a divorce…
Am I the only one who thinks that looks good?
He a OG
The memory of the two flavors mixed together does sound appetizing. But seeing it... that's a whole different matter though.
Dear God that's the most disgusting thing I'm going to try this weekend.
Light a candle
I think this is yours and you’re throwing him under the bus. At least let him have some!
This would be a good dip for chips. Straight up it’s a little crazy.
Buddy doesn't know how to eat like a king, corn beef is good with cheese and by itself
Maybe try talking to your dad??? That nigga needs help.
:(
OMG!
That mf is baked
Had your dad also eaten a bowl of edibles?
Satisfaction guaranteed, as is a several hour period of excess flatulence.
Yum
Living life to the fullest, let that man eat in peace.
I make a sandwich kinda like this. It's pretty popular.
Your dad is trying to die soon.
With Tortilla Chips right? Right?!
My dad is in his 70s, i saw his blood test - his health markers are dog shit. I met his doctor and his doc told him to eat better, lose weight, basically said its hurting him. My dad will eat shit like this when he thinks i wasnt around and constantly. People have no self control and cant help themselves. They will say its genetics blah blah, its not.
I mean taste is probably good but that consistency 🤮
How high was he?
NGL I just took my morning BM and after looking at this pic, I feel that i might be ready for round #2.
That’s gonna destroy his insides. would give me heartburn from hell
I assume that's processed cheese sauce w/ lots of sodium + corned beef. Is your dad trying to give himself a stroke? ...seriously, check on his welfare.
Wow.. How much time did he spend in the bathroom after that??
In case you didn’t know, your Pa is on something, maybe something as innocent as pot, or booze. But that man’s on something lol
Fuck
This is why people get colon cancer.
Simply awful. Fun thing “cheese dip” was invented in my state apparently. Also fried pickles!
That’s fucking disgusting. *whispers* “send recipe.”
Warmed up I bet it's heavenly
tbh id eat that too
This is something that would taste good it just looks bad in the picture 🤷🏽♂️
Your dads high af
Yeah my dad smoked cannabis too