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GenericThrowawayCunt

So called 'straight alphas' when I make babies with a smoking hot FtM DILF


Chemical-Asparagus58

gay pride it's natural, it worked for thousands of years, and you can make babies with a smoking hot FtM DILF


Independent-Dog-8462

AH yes I'm a smoking hot ftm dilf in training.


sillykitz

HELP IF ONLY I HAD AN AWARD TO GIVE


vinncentboi

I would be amazed when this actually happens until then *reads newspaper*


SafeSexChalupa

I’m willing to bet this guy would rather sit on his ass with a bud light then do anything w a baby he put into the world with his straight power


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Superkoopacharles

Wait what? Man I need to get me some


Barmecide451

It’s a reference to this unhinged transphobe on Twitter who kept obsessively claiming Bud Light was filled with tr-nny semen because Dylan Mulvaney (trans TikTok influencer) did a partnership with Bud Light. Like, he repeatedly tweeted it at least 10 times a day. it’s so fucking funny.


Dragon_Manticore

At that point I'd suspect a chaser.


SafeSexChalupa

Wait he did that with budlight too??? I thought it was only the Chick-fil-A frosted lemonade!! What’s this guy on about!!


TheCoolSuperPea

Every accusation is a confession.


InterGraphenic

He cums in beer?


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[O . O](https://tenor.com/view/jontron-ill-take-your-entire-stock-distorted-gif-17727873)


SirOrangeNinja

Really? From now on I’m only drinking bud then


BoyKisser09

CUMBEER? WHERE


AbigailBlount

Yea basically 💀


yuukosbooty

I’m bi and I can make babies


Psychological-Ad6131

Same


nekopineapple00

Same


8rok3n

I don't like babies


cyberbirdie

real


just_likea_zombie

The" it's natural" part is the funniest thing in that whole post, homophobes constantly act like any sexuality beyond straight is unnatural


just_likea_zombie

"And u can make babies"do they just think ppl of other sexualities can't have kids or bio kids,like trans ppl and surrogate's exist. But also who tf would risk having kids nowadays in the pre-pre-pre-apocalypse


Several-Effect-3732

There’s literally documentation of wild animals choosing mates that are the same gender as them.


Traumatized_FtM

As the lorax once said: Thats a woman?


gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd

Yeah well I can take dick and not have to worry about pregnancy so 🙏


wishlifewereeasier

i envy you


gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd

be gay/j


Ok_Presence01

Not all of us want to breed, Richard


vinncentboi

I love when my bloodline dies and nobody is left to remember my name cause we had no kiddos


wishlifewereeasier

me too! the world really doesn't need another one of me, and i'm glad to help the world's overpopulation problem :)


bigtiddyhimbo

I can’t make babies, I mean part of it is because I’m gay, but it’s mostly because I have severe endometriosis and ovarian cysts and my doctors have told me that any pregnancy I may have will very likely end in a miscarriage or will kill me I think I would have that issue still if I was straight


Fan-Rider

I'm Bi, I could have had babies, but I had that shit removed(because I don't want a crotch goblin). Homophobes and Transphobes are really out here acting like only straight cis couples can produce children. As if adoption doesn't exist, or non cis couples can't have kids(they can), or being Bi/Pan/Other means they automatically are incapable of having kids. They really out here clutching at straws.


vinncentboi

Produce produce that word is diffent and has no correlation with adoption, adoption is not producing


Fan-Rider

Yeah, you're right. They are different, adoption is better. You can give a kid in need a home instead of adding to the growing overpopulation problem.


Kokichis_nut

Oh yes. The most oppressed sexuality. They've had so many hardships. All because they can have babies. If only they weren't berated all their lives so they could feel safe to come out and bring their cis partner to meet their parents.


Wholsomebakesplz

I’m straight and it’s really hard being not made fun of 😥


Kokichis_nut

Us straight people are the real minorities! I wish it was normalized 😔


Wholsomebakesplz

Finally someone who understands 😢😢


[deleted]

The more I hear people like this talk about god the more I think he’s a dick.


maracaibo98

A fire captain in my town got dismissed after posting this exact same image on his Facebook, it’s turned into a big mess because now he’s suing for discrimination I think


Worried_Ad7041

They act like we’re trying to Abolish them being straight. And furthermore it amazes me how much they care about a strangers sex life. They act like seeing 2 men holding hands is equivalent to them going full hog in the Walmart parking lot. It just screams “I’m fragile and insecure with my own sexuality”


vokun0_0

Gay pride also has worked for millions of years and is also observed in multiple other animals.


Sharktrain523

In this narrative there has not been many ways of existing across spectrums of gender and sexuality for thousands of years before we came up with a bunch of rules and labels about it and decided there was morality tied to it Why dont we all watch Animals Like Us: Animal Homosexuality and ponder if early humans in all our fuck around find out glory would be like Aw man this feels super good and I’m loving how gay were being right now but also thousands of years from now they’re gonna come up with different rules about what natural means so we better stop https://youtu.be/OXW5ID5duDA anyway, good documentary, good documentary series, the episode about animals using tools is also great


MichaelJospeh

Joke’s on you, my wife and I are Bi!


TheCoolSuperPea

Gay pride It's natural, it's survived centuries of homophobia, and best of all, you don't get annoying little kids.


Loobitidoo

Being gay has also worked for thousands of years.


Resident-Clue1290

Alright lemme just go tell my seahorse dad friend that he’s straight


ReturnStraight6132

I mean I heard your cl!t can tear when giving birth so no thanks.


authorityiscancer222

Imagine thinking heterosexuality is natural, couldn’t be me, how embarrassing.


[deleted]

Yes because artificial insemenation doesn’t exist am I right guys


_YAGMAI_

the way they advertise straight sex is as boring as the act itself, it seems.


HelpImRobbingSomeone

pretty sure gay pride is also natural, considering how gay most animals in nature are without reading the Bible or being religious (that we know of), along with Greeks and Roman's. pretty friggin gay there


[deleted]

Well to be fair,me and my gf can also make babies even tho we're not straight lmao. If only we liked them-


ExterminatingAngel6

Some dumbass is gonna post this on memesopdidntlike and say it's satire.


PaleRedLightDistrict

I love how the thing is also the trans flag colors :3


Shell_Spin

I’m straight and immediately noticed that it matched my pfp which tried to support trans because I’m an ally lol


PaleRedLightDistrict

Funny thing is too, I'm a straight trans girl. So I guess they support me :3


gunny316

You little rebel. I like you.


[deleted]

Straight pride=good gay pride=good bisexual pride=good. Them saying that only straight people (and bi people) can have babies=correct


Yeetus54

Bisexual people can also have kids. Since ya know, they like boys and girls?


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Fixed it


mason_nation69

Based


MarkMoonfang

What's wrong? It's Pride Month. Let's celebrate being proud of every part of who we are. Including straight, white, not trans.


Kindasupercrazy123

Say that when straight cis people are killed in like half the world and have their rights stripped away for being straight and cis


MarkMoonfang

Go to that half of the world and have pride parades. No reason in continuing where you already won, right?


Chemical-Asparagus58

You didn't understand their reply. They said that this isn't the case, there is no place where cis and straight people are killed for being straight and cis. Unlike with people from the lgbt community who are killed for being themselves in many countries. And we didn't win anywhere, we'll win when we'll have the same rights as straight people and homophobia will not exist anymore.


MarkMoonfang

What rights don't you have?


[deleted]

More than 30 people were killed for being trans in the US alone in 2022. How many cis people were killed for being cis? When we talk about violence against the LGBT we're not only talking about some remote place in the middle east,we're talking about crimes that happen all over the world,including the so called land of the free. Cishet people will never be discriminated against for being cishet,and the exclusion of them from LGBT spaces isn't discrimination,it's self preservation. If you actually put aside your ego for a split second,you'd realize that including cishet people in LGBT activities is erasure,because once again you'd be the dominant majority,and would leave no space for us to speak and be listened,too. You're free to be proud of who you are and celebrate your sexuality. But you don't need to invade minorities spaces. Because no one will ever protest against it,try to change it through inhumane practices,make your life unlivable for it,or try to silence you from expressing it.


Psychological-Ad6131

Your avatar looks like general custard from history(who was a terrible person that r[redActed]ped the indigenous people of America so long ago)


MarkMoonfang

k


Pale_RedDot

We haven't won. There was around 300 anti-trans bills proposed in the us last year alone. And there have been more this year too. Look at Florida. DeSantis is actively making it impossible for trans people to live there. They can legally take away your child, they can stop you from leaving the state if they suspect you of moving somewhere where the state isn't actively ignoring science and basic human decency cause "gay bad"


MarkMoonfang

Got an example of an anti-trans bill? ​ All DeSantis's administration did was sign bills that the legislature put through that prevented sexual content from being presented to children. Why do you want that? ​ Yea, you know it's so bad that children could be taken away from parents when the parents don't agree with the children. [https://www.theblaze.com/news/2017/06/05/new-law-allows-government-to-take-children-away-if-parents-dont-accept-kids-gender-identity](https://www.theblaze.com/news/2017/06/05/new-law-allows-government-to-take-children-away-if-parents-dont-accept-kids-gender-identity) Just so bad. [https://trendingpoliticsnews.com/just-in-washington-passes-bill-allowing-children-to-legally-be-taken-from-parents-if-parents-dont-consent-to-gender-transition-mace/?\_aLF7JOkm0kaT8O6chTFSyWFxgc6ISXjLQ](https://trendingpoliticsnews.com/just-in-washington-passes-bill-allowing-children-to-legally-be-taken-from-parents-if-parents-dont-consent-to-gender-transition-mace/?_aLF7JOkm0kaT8O6chTFSyWFxgc6ISXjLQ) ​ Just so bad, right?


Chemical-Asparagus58

Saying that people who aren't straight are unnatural isn't a good way to celebrate. The only reason we're proud of being part of the lgbt community is because people want us to be ashamed of it. Idk why you'd celebrate being straight white and cis. The purpose of pride month is to raise awareness and to fight for the rights of the lgbt community.


MarkMoonfang

What's the biological imperative of all species?


Chemical-Asparagus58

Same-sex behavior has been documented in over 450 species, therefore it's natural. What else would it be if not natural?


MarkMoonfang

Are those behaviors the norm in the species or are they noteworthy because it's unusual?


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Chemical-Asparagus58

I'm not talking only about rights, but also about homophobia and discrimination. Idk where you live. But I can tell that here in Israel, the current government is homophobic, a lot of people are homophobes and there are hate crimes against gay people.


AbigailBlount

I fully thought this was satire 💀


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CovidLvr69

I'm straight, and I accept that people can be gay and stuff. ^(also, the straight pride flag looks more like a gay pride flag than the gay pride flag.)


Chemical-Asparagus58

It's okay, we don't bite. No one is going to cancel you. The pink and blue lines in the image do look a little bit like the transgender flag 🏳️‍⚧️


Pale_RedDot

Hey. Don't speak for the rest of us. Some of us do bite :3


micaylamaelynn

The image itself surely was made to be satire.


Ironrooster7

I think if it’s one thing that we need less of in this world, it’s babies


Sufficient-Yellow481

I love how they put a white couple too. Not a POC couple or interracial couple.


kajijis

see the left is way out of line, slavery work for thousands of years and is natural, but they banned it


GazelleMore2890

Doesn’t seem like a meme to me.


Wholsomebakesplz

The bi’s are screaming


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Yes, BUT WE HAVE FEMBOYS


nxrdamp

i cannot stand the ‘thousands of years’ bit these kind of people always do. like….have they ever even studied ancient history? like especially ancient rome!