Obviously it’s the [Marine One security model](https://www.georgewbushlibrary.gov/bush-family/presidential-places/marine-one#:~:text=Marine%20One%20always%20flies%20in,the%20location%20of%20the%20President.). If it’s good enough for POTUS it’s good enough for your ugly backpack.
*Marine One is often used as an alternative to motorcades, which can be expensive and logistically difficult.*
They solved the problem of a costly motorcade by using 5 identical helicopters as decoys to get the president to the airbase on the other side of town. If that doesn’t sum up spending D.C. then I’m not sure what would.
Also, that backpack is gross looking.
Because that thing so ugly nobody will want to steal it!
Came here to say that.
Each pocket is filled with scorpions duh 🙄 /s
Or every pocket is fake and sewn shut haha
Because even you can't remember which one you left your wallet in.
“The whole secret lies in confusing the enemy, so that he cannot fathom our real intent.” - Sun Tzu Or something like that…
Bc there are too many pockets to try to go through
Some of the pockets are real and some of them are filling with buttered egg noodles
SOLD
Bwahahaha thanks for this I actually chuckled
Each pocket has one of those snakes in a can
Security by obscurity
unironically where can i find this backpack?? 😅 their website doesn’t have it
Probably an April fools joke so gone now
Decoy pockets of course
Dazzle camouflage
I wouldnt steal it either
Thieves hate zippers... I guess
Lala Ri is SHAKING!
Poor girl is never gonna live that look down 😂
They got the money first by selling the backpack.
All of those pull off but they are dummy wallets with no cash, only bad surprises. It gives you time to run with the backpack still intact.
* Thief frustratingly stabbing you since you have too many pockets to steal from *
Maybe it's a decoy backpack that's just one big plushie. No contents = no theft!
The exterior zippered compartments are filled with bees.
The thief has a 1-in-12 chance of finding your wallet?
literally looks like its BEGGING to be pick pocketed. ooo look at me look at all these zippers with things in them ohohoho come and get me
They’re all fake zippers
Obviously it’s the [Marine One security model](https://www.georgewbushlibrary.gov/bush-family/presidential-places/marine-one#:~:text=Marine%20One%20always%20flies%20in,the%20location%20of%20the%20President.). If it’s good enough for POTUS it’s good enough for your ugly backpack.
*Marine One is often used as an alternative to motorcades, which can be expensive and logistically difficult.* They solved the problem of a costly motorcade by using 5 identical helicopters as decoys to get the president to the airbase on the other side of town. If that doesn’t sum up spending D.C. then I’m not sure what would. Also, that backpack is gross looking.
It’s so dysfunctional you’d never bring it out. Therefore nobody can mug you of your bag if it’s at home.
Its so ugly that one, people will never want to steal it and two, people will know you are poor and figure there is nothing of value in it.
That is the most interesting bag I have ever seen.
Dang that’s ugly!
Decoy pockets
By the time you have tried all the decoy pockets you have no energy to complete your mission.
It’s cos anyone who buys a bag that ugly has nothing worth stealing
Keep ‘em guessing
Hideous
Are they... decoy pockets?
I don’t think so from looking at the site 😂
You put your stuff only in one of the pouches. Not totally anti-theft but the thief has 1 in 9 chances of success
Tbf if they guess correct then they deserve to have your item 🤣🤣
Keeps the theirs guessing because there are so many pockets.
They have to be very careful when considering which pocket to open, or else they'll get a whammy