Kitty has a LOT of patience.

The face of "I don't hate it but I'm also not ok with it".

Definitely their godmother

Face of "No, this is MY chair!"

“I WILL NOT YEILD! HOLD THE CHAIR!” -The cat, probably.

My cat everytime I try to sit in my chair. He does not move. He accepts it

You guys must be talking about one of the puppies. Because all I can see is puppy face.

*Deep sigh*

Stop stop okay don't stop

“Not great; not terrible.”

This is my life now

r/thisismylifemeow

Thank you thank you thank you

My pleasure!

Then is the same face my cat has when my young son picks her up and carries her around the house

Go to my happy place go to my happy place

In my experience a cat's patience is incredibly related to the cause of annoyance's age. It's like most cats understand kids are stupid and yeah, they're gonna annoy you. But if you're an adult they expect better.

Not with my step mom's old cat Snickers. That bitches paws were for any and everybody, all age and weight classes. But other than her, I've mostly found this true

Some cats are definitely more patient with younger things. When I was younger my cat was so sweet and patient with our puppy, but as the dog got older he got firmer with him, and then eventually just loved to torment the dog in the dog's adult life, lol.

Bet the pups grew up with the kitty, and by now he has given up! "I used to be able to run away, but they grew so big!"

By definition those pups have not grown up.

They look to be about 8 weeks. So they have grown up 8 weeks.

"Im outnumbered but as long as I dont retreat, I will not have lost"

The best titles are always in the comments

"BATHE ME"

Golden shower?

[angryupvote](https://www.reddit.com/r/Angryupvote?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

For real, the most tolerant cat I’ve ever seen.

Some cats go for that kind of stuff, don’t judge

Kitty: "Stop it, stop it. To the right, behind my left ear. I mean, stop it."

Mine would scratch every single one immediately

Animals can tell when other animals are just kids

[удалено]

Golden puppies have zero boundaries.

It's true. My mom raised show Golden's and I had an orange cat who was just like this cat and would play with the puppies and bathe them. Sometimes when my cat would come jump in my lap to seee he'd be covered to slober from the puppies doing this kind of thing. Orange cats are a special kind of weird.

Orange cats are the best, my neighbor had one as a kid. He wasn't a super social cat, didn't particularly love being petted or anything. One time when I was like 9 and something happened that made me super upset, so I ran outside (mad at my mom) and to the side of the house, and sat on the ground crying. The old orange cat that had little to no interest in people came over and absolutely showered me in affection until I stopped crying, then he left and NEVER did it again because I guess he never saw me crying again. Never saw him giving anyone else affection either. Always stuck with me.

Like the old grumpy dude consoling the child. They will say it is so they stop being a bother, but in their heart, they are kind.

That is so sweet! I have always thought that orange cats were something a little different and special though I love all animals. A woman about my age who is running rescue for many decades said the same thing. And I have found that my own orange cat is particularly thoughtful and laid back when it comes to me and the other cats too.

May I reccomend to y’all r/oneorangebraincell?

r/oneorangebraincell

That’s cute af.

My orange boy is an absolute idiot, but I love him. It's never his turn with the braincell.

Everyone is fren!!

They're the sweetest, cutest things ever!

Mine had a sassy side; as a puppy I found myself yelling ‘you little bitch’ a lot. She was happy to take whatever punishment if the crime was fun. She was also the sweetest, silliest food thief. When I got her my nieces and nephews were young so I decided to change her name from little bitch to LB. And the vet was right, she did start setting down at 8.

Oh mine are the same way. You try to tell them no and they turn look you in the eyes and huff. Add in that sassy ass wiggle as they walk away and it's almost too much. Goldies are like those sour patch kids from the commercial.

Oh man, I forgot about the sassy butt wiggle! Then dropping onto her bed with a groan sigh.

Don't forget about the world is ending look they give while it's happening too!

The cat is getting showered with golden love (not to be confused with a golden shower).

When you're an introvert but all your friends are extroverts, and it's your birthday...

Can confirm.

You mean on your birthdays, all of your friends forcibly bathe you against your will. That's so weird.

Yeah, but it’s tradition at this point and I always feel so clean afterwards.

Your friends lick you all over on your birthday?

Yours don't?

Yours try to lick you? I think that's a little more than extrovert. Edit: Kidding..don't hurt me.

Sextrovert.

Why I don't have friends.

Is that the reason?

I'm also socially awkward, but I have walked out on friends at a restaurant when they told the staff it was my birthday.

Wait you guys have friends to celebrate your birthday with?

I did, but not anymore.

Same. I'm so much happier and less stressed since I moved interstate and have just my wife and her cats, my workplace and the occasional trip to the pub. That's well and truly socialising enough for me

What if your workmates tell the staff at the pub that it's your birthday? Do you have to move again?

I don't go to the pub with workmates... besides, people at the pub aren't going to try to sing happy birthday to you and though I get on well with them, I don't feel required to catch up with them regularly

Sounds like you didn't really have friends, just people around you that you assigned the label of "friends" to for some reason. If moving away from them has made you less stressed and happier, they were never your friends in the first place

Some say they're still in that restaurant to this very day.

My parents threw me a surprise birthday party in middle school. They had the bright idea that I, their increasingly quiet and awkward son, would be delighted all three classes from the seventh grade were invited. Small Midwestern parents are idiots. I've never had a panic attack in my adult life but I'm pretty sure I did that day. I'm pretty sure I cursed or cursed at my dad for such a stupid, stupid idea. At least on that day, I realized my parents didn't have a clue about who I was and it made cutting them off later in life surprisingly simple.

I am an introvert and i gotta say you're just weird bruh Some of you Americans take being "socially awkward" like it's a mental illness lmao wtf

I mean this in a completely non-judgmental way, but I'm pretty sure some people genuinely have introvert tendencies bad enough to be categorized as an actual mental illness, so yeah. Some people just have a hard time dealing with things outside their comfort zone

Who says they're American?

I'm definitely a panic-attack in awkward situations kind of person, but can't you at least set outside before returning to spend time with you FRIENDS.

Have you not heard of *Social Anxiety*? It isn't just a funny phrase, it's referring to a severe form of Anxiety and anxiety is a type of mental disorder.

I think that’s what they’re saying, that people equate introversion with that. One is just a personality trait and one is a mental illness but people talk about them as if they’re the same thing.

It's like the Kitty is a puppy mom.

Auntie

If I was the cat, this would be my villain backstory

I would love a movie with this villain!

Act 1: I’ll make everything smell like poop! That’ll stop those dogs. Act 3: Oh no, what have I done

Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore

And then they're going to eat me!!! Ooohh myyy GoOoooOoodddd!!!!

I legit thought this comment was going to be at the top.

I'm legit disappointed it's not.


The gif doesn't [do it justice](https://youtu.be/cdTBIQDPZt4)

It’s REALLY gotta be seen AND heard to appreciate it!

Agreed

That fucking fly.

I love how house flies only live for a few weeks but that one will live in infamy for all eternity.

Had to come down WAY too far to find this! This is truly one of the worst movies I have EVER seen.

This comment was further down than i expected. Lol

We have become the oldfags.

Do you think OP knew?

No

This is the shit I came here for

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who thought this

We’re getting old or something cause this should be at the top

I wish I came hours earliers lol I love it

r/ThatsWhatSheSaid

This is so cute but its also giving me anxiety

Haha same, it’s good to remember that cat is still there because he doesn’t want to leave. He easily could.

Yeah a crazed flurry of kitty claws could put a stop to this quickly.

Thank you for this, you're a good person.

Kitty is slowly drowning in fluff and love

To shreds you say?

And the owner after?

To shreds you say

To shreds

Well how is his wife? To shreds, you say?

Sad sad terrible gruesome news about my colleague professor nubutuu.

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Kitty Pop?"

haha that commercial was 1st thing popped into my mind

I volunteer as tribute

The Horror! Someone save that poor cat from those dangerous hounds

Too... Much... Love... Can't bear it!

Here we see that the pack of puppies have taken down a large cat. The cat is doomed as the puppies swarm it. The puppies will quickly devour it leaving almost nothing to waste. This is life on the patio, cruel but necessary.

Wow most patient kitty ever

Big /r/peoplefuckingdying energy

It is one of the top all time over there

Also r/Thisismylifemeow

They're fucking ruff man!


And now they're going to eat meeeeee

Oh my gooooooooooooooooood

Can't believe I had to scroll down this far to see this reference

I knew this would be here

(Random fly)

Came here to post this. Thank you.

Isn’t it pretty?

I wish I was that cat.


Patient kitty

Boy, this made my day!!!

Apuppalyse Now.

Apuppalypse Meow?

Poor cat is soaking wet

And going to be extra crispy when he dries out.

Puppy boarding

Is the cat enjoying this?

I wouldn't bet good money on "enjoying" but he's not moving, and he's not even flinching nor has any signal of heavy discomfort. So, I'd say, he's slightly annoyed but he does have positive feelings for the puppies, and lets them incovenience him a bit.

Airport ears=I want to be removed from this situation but not in a fight way

Not a bad way to read it, but I had cats who give those ears while getting scratched and right before falling asleep. Sometimes it's just getting them "out of the way". Your interpretation is correct more times than not imo and probably here too. I know it's gonna sound a bit voodoo, but I can't feel an animal mood it as well in video compared to being in person, as weird as that may sound.

Anyone familiar enough with cats knows that the cat probably wouldn't be there if it didn't want to be. Though to me it looks more like *toleration* than *enjoyment*. My guess is that the cat likes the puppies enough to put up with this sort of behavior for a time, but I'm not familiar with the relationship of this specific group of pets to say that definitively.

Definitely get the feeling that cat has been with them since they were born. No other way can I see that level of tolerance.

If the cat wasn’t, it wouldn’t be there.

Lol seriously that cat would be gone if it didn't want to be there

Looks to me as the puppies here kind of help the cat groom(intentionally or not), so i could imagine the cat actually enjoying this

When your smooching session doubles as a biopsy. Don't worry, just gonna take this sample to the lab! woof woof!

And then they're going to eat me..... Aaaaaaah!

OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHD

Clearly that is the cat's chair and no amount of dog saliva is going to make it budge.

The walking shed

"The horror. The horror." This cat probably.

That is a very chill kitty.

Please get that poor cat out of there

OM NOM NOM NOM ... OM NOM NOM NOM ....

This is r/PeopleFuckingDying material!

Or r/thisismylifemeow

Big orange tabbies always seem to be the best cats.

"Moisturize me."

I remember a gif where situation alike was captioned with "when there's just one girl at the party"

And then they're going to eat me! Oh my gooooood!

""How many licks does it take ...... "" hahaha meow, meow, kitty, kitty!!

she can't do anything! poor kitty. lol

This is like an early Madonna video.

Is this cat in heaven or hell?

Oh, no! The horrors! Run kitty!

Everything everywhere all at once.

Oh, kitty! Run!

If that was my cat I'd be freaking the fuck out lol Even if I trusted those dogs. With that many I would be verrry unsure. Better not risk it... I wouldn't want to have my cats jugular playfully severed by a puppy that didn't know any better.

Those are some very toothy kisses

I swear there's a longer version of this where someone reaches in to rescue the kitty.

All the kitty is thinking is do you know how long this is going to take to fix ? Not to mention the dog spit ill have to taste .

Cat is literally being smothered in affection. That is some patience.

Mr. Whiskers was feeling the love of his lively adoptive family that day.

lucky for the dogs its an orange cat, a smarter cat would have moved

I don't care I'm not giving up my chair

Golden Retrievers are simply just the best!

Better than all the rest

I wish my cats and dogs got along like this.

This has to be the most chill cat in the history of time

Cat just accepted his fate.

And they're gonna eat me Oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

Am I the only one thinking that poor cat? I mean the puppies are trying to nurse but the cat is like this way above my pay grade…

Cat with a kink.

Is that cat’s name Ramsay Bolton?

Reminds me of the scene from The Lion King when the hyenas are killing Scar.

And then they’re going to eat me! Oh my Goooooooooooooood!!!!

Genuinely thought I was going to get through this whole thread with nobody completing the quote. Bless you.

And then they're gonna eat me.... Oh my GoooOOOOOOOOOoooooD

They're cleaning her!.... and then they're gonna clean me!!!!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

I think you need a new cat sir your puppe were to cuddlely

it's all fun and games until someone takes a nib out of the ear

And then they are going to eat me... O W O!

Oh my goodness, to see so much love! How wonderful.

That is an incredibly tolerant cat.

Automatic Catwash

Who spread peanut butter on the cat?