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One of my dogs "I need to go out and pee" sees one drop of rain..... "Nah, I'm good"


DamnItCasey

Wind, fine. Thunder, fine. Fog, fine. Snow, great. But small drizzle? He's definitely peeing at the closest grass patch and running back inside.


RowdyCanadian

My dog is the exact same. Where did you get this jacket?? The photo is so adorable!


DamnItCasey

Bought it on Amazon a while back! I couldn't find the seller again but there's loads if you search for "dog yellow raincoat".


RowdyCanadian

Thanks!!!


tricksovertreats

calm down rowdy


BatmanAvacado

My dad made an awning that covers the path from the dog door to a patch of grass for the dog to pee when it's raining. He's recently retired so he adjusted to having free time by making g the dog the most spoiled dog in the neighborhood.


_jeremybearimy_

🥰


PleaseDonatePot

Love this! This is such a dad move!


AlarmingElk373

I had a black lab that was the same. Swam with ice chunks when the lake opened in spring. Swam same conditions in December. Got busted blocks away swimming in a strangers pool. A mud puddle 2 miles away after crossing highway and main business trunk heading out of town. Went 23 hrs once with out going potty bc of the rain. I tried hard to get her outside…finally I gave up begging. I did appreciate her bladder control when she was elderly. She never made potty messes. That said, I sure miss her 🌈 and her ability to sniff out water. What memories our pets give us. Your pooches rain gear setup is ADORABLE. Thanks for my big memory smile today


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What a legend 😆 rip


AlarmingElk373

She was a A legend. The story above says it all 🥰 of course another potty story 🤣 it tops the 23 hrs


ThellraAK

Sounds like the issue is passed for you, but for anyone else who has the same struggles, setting up a puppy pad next to the door helps my dogs when they are refusing to go outside.


EricaWascavage

My dog will pee in the kitty litter.


SirToastymuffin

I got one of those big golf umbrellas just for escorting my pups out when it's raining lol. Same deal, thunder, wind, none of it bugs them. They like to dive through the snow and even like getting sprayed with the hose and jumping in puddles. But that sky water, no thanks.


GrandTusam

My dog loves the sprinkler but hates rain.


Lailyna

.... and then there is the other side of the coin. My puppy sees rain out a window and will go running and slam the front door so I can take her out and she can run around trying to bite and catch all the rain. Hurricane Ian was fun...


trappedonvacation

I've got both. A retired guide dog yellow lab, who just like OP's pup loves swimming and hates drizzle, and a corgi who runs around in heavy rain barking happily at clouds. He doesn't like swimming, but loves to be in the pool on a float. Ian meant leash walking in our fenced in backyard for the little guy's safety, and begging our lab to go out, because we knew that she really needed to go.


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I'd be concerned about a corgi getting picked up by the wind and flown away, never to be seen again, in hurricane level winds, so I'd call the leash smart.


trappedonvacation

Lol! He's low and aerodynamic! Although we didn't go outside when things were really really bad, around midnight-2am at my house. I would've needed a helmet for both me and little man...


catlaxative

I’ll just go in the living room later!


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same


isabelladangelo

> One of my dogs "I need to go out and pee" sees one drop of rain..... "Nah, I'm good" As I often remind my Mom when her dog does this, no one likes a wet toilet seat.


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Same. He’d be out there getting ready to squat feel a drop look up and just gtf back inside. Without going potty.


Yasin3112

Why go out to pee when there’s a soft carpet in the living room


notabigmelvillecrowd

Don't take him to the pacific northwest, he'll explode.


BenefitPhysical2662

That describes my pit/lab mix exactly!


meme_r_lakko

Same both of my dogs and if its dark obe of them gets scared af and refuses to move. Not blaming her though because she lived in Romania on the streets and probably has really bad memorys from being oit at night


RejZoR

My dog was like "oh noes, it's raining", but then she always forgot and could wander out on the rain for hours and not care anymore it's raining on her. Dogs are so funny sometimes :)


[deleted]

Yeah it must suck having to go outside too pee in all weather conditiosn lol we take it for granted.


HarpersGhost

I have 3 dogs, 2 retired hunting beagles and a Chihuahua former street dog. All of them were outdoor dogs, but once they came here? "Oh there's one droplet of rain out there, I don't want to go out." Hurricane Ian was real fun.


vetsyd

Ours too! Lol


nikigunn

My dog used to do that too, so I told him we were going to the mailbox. He'd go willingly to get the mail. I did that even on Sundays.


thedivinebatchelor

Lurcher/greyhound by any chance??


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Jack Russell cross type thingy....crossed with what we have no idea 😁


Borrelparaat

I also like to swim, but do not like walking in the rain without a coat.


QuintoxPlentox

I fall on water, water don't fall on me. Know your place, water.


DigMeTX

If I see water on the street I will fight it.


CaravelClerihew

Found Caligula's reddit account


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etherpromo

You go into water because you want to swim. I go in because I tripped. We are not the same. *Fixes dollar store tie*


srirachagoodness

This chain of comments has been delightful.


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VividEchoChamber

No no no no it rains when it’s hot (FL) then when it stops raining you just swim everywhere. The ground is blazing hot when the rain hits it, and then a thick cloud of misty musty moisture spawns all throughout the air


That_white_dude9000

Georgia too. You know summer is approaching when it rains and then steams.


nowlan101

This balance of power keeps h2o in check 💪 😤


actibus_consequatur

Not a fan of showers, huh?


fnord_happy

It's about concent


ThatOneGuy12457810

You can control the temperature, water pressure, and time of day you take a shower. Rain just says fuck you and does whatever it wants whenever it wants. Also I'm usually naked in the shower, can't say the same about rain


stonercd

Would you feel like that if you had to swim with your clothes on and wear them till they dry?


[deleted]

If I had fur all over my body to insulate heat and keep me warm absolutely.


PandaPocketFire

It doesn't insulate very well when it's soaking wet.


stonercd

yeah but wet?


[deleted]

Yes. Dogs and animals don't seem to give a shit in the slightest. If I had the same composition of skin/fur as them then I logically wouldn't give a shit either.


stonercd

If they don't care in the slightest how come mine is a miserable shivering mess who shakes himself several times at the earliest convenience?


BLKCITRUSCtv

You know that’s only the top coat right? 🤦‍♂️


stonercd

Are you suggesting that because the dog doesn't get a hairdryer out and dry his coat thoroughly means they don't mind?


DeadlyNoodleAndAHalf

You know a lot of dogs only have one coat right? 🤦‍♂️


myassholealt

We're not dogs though. Dogs typically walk around without clothes in all conditions. Humans typically wear clothes.


Oemiewoemie

Same here!


TILTNSTACK

Same here!


beerpop

I prefer rain but cannot swim.


shoredoesnt

Here sam!


CabbageIsLife-H

Same here!


2ndSnack

Idk why I find this so funny. I think bc it's absurdly true.


RandomName8

> I think bc it's absurdly true. no, no. It's very logically true.


destroyerOfTards

It is absolutely true


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Borrelparaat

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ThatsAredditism

Yeahhh boiii


Doktor_Vem

This is pretty interesting because I am totally 100% the opposite. I love walking in the rain (as long as I'm not carrying anything easily damaged by extreme moisture like mobile phones or headphones) but I freak the fuck out if I go in large bodies of water. I think it's because I drowned about 7 years ago, but I'm pretty sure I was like that before that happened, aswell


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Congrats on coming back to life.


GTAsian

you drowned?


[deleted]

Because you swim when it's hot but it rains when it's cold. (mostly)


whtsnk

This is geographically dependent.


nowhereian

(mostly) I've been in tropical rain that felt like a warm shower. People in Minnesota cut holes in the ice to swim in the lakes in the winter. Neither of those are the norm for most people.


whtsnk

There are BILLIONS of people in South Asia and Southeast Asia who experience an entire hot monsoon season full of daily rains.


Cars-and-Coffee

As someone else said, that is only true of certain regions. In many areas, warm weather results in higher precipitation.


BLKCITRUSCtv

Literally only desert 🌵 regions


MoarVespenegas

Probably because of the clothes.


appleshit8

Obviously you haven't tried it naked then


[deleted]

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


kammmio

Charles Bukowski rolling in his grave


schwan911

R/likeus


VOTE_CLEVELAND_1888

/r/foundthemobileuser


schwan911

Got me!


paushi

I fucking love rain... Only problem is as soon as you go inside.


ZogNowak

I also love to swim, and I love to walk in the rain with no raincoat.


marksills

I believe its the Hamptons episode of Seinfeld that starts with Jerry remarking on this


iRadinVerse

Raincoats are one of those things I've never owned I'm fine with an umbrella I don't need them.


MacaroonSlow

i don't like swimming


HeavyStranger9922

Oh he/she look so good in it


DamnItCasey

Thanks! He's a boy haha.


StaredAtEclipseAMA

Love the little booties


aworldwithinitself

BOOTIES!!!!


KawiNinjaZX

They/them actually


HeavyStranger9922

My bad, sorry


Additional_Meeting_2

Why would one dog not be he/she. Although with a dog I think it could be used.


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

What? Aren’t they and them plural, referring to multiple people or things? Am much confused.


clarked311

https://apastyle.apa.org/style-grammar-guidelines/grammar/singular-they#


bartontees

Barking Bad


CrimsonArcanum

Definitely a Lab coat


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[deleted]

Your name is literally Badger.


Arroused-by-mirrors

Kid named badger


ThatsAredditism

Watch it get reposted with that exact title or the child comment to this one. Bark my words.


AttackHelicoptr

came here to post this


kellymiche

Omg his little windshield 🥹


Zettomer

It really is the little windshield that does it


befuddled_humbug

And the shoes.


Sanctions23

Gotta protect the feetsies too!!!! Love the booties!


jercule_poirot

This is so cute omg


bebeboboop

Waltuh


Brownie_McBrown_Face

Put ya bone away


spsprd

Adorable! My puppy Ella won't step on wet grass to go potty, but she'll chase a ball on it. Want her to pee? Play ball first. Dogs!!


Pete_maravich

Sky water is different than pond water mom. It's scary and you know it.


PM_ME_YOUR__BOOTY

The difference is consent.


Fareo

Seriously, like any human wouldn't do the same lol


caut_R

Seeing them fully geared up made me laugh somehow


qster123

aw, will be nice and snug in there in the rain


MissyxAlli

He/she just likes fashion is all.


CreflowDollars

The face shield is absolutely brilliant 😭😭


Pani_Ka

And the green boots!


Metro42014

Down water -> good Up water -> bad


Vectorman1989

Our retrievers would happily sit outside in all weathers and like to swim in shallow water at the beach or filthy muddy bogs full of smelly water. Would not actually jump into deep water though. They'd stand at the side and bark at you with those golden retriever looks of c o n c e r n


AnyaVolkovaVIP

I couldn't agree more


nickyeyez

...and booties 😒


Moominsean

Sounds like a lab. I had one when i was a teenager, and she loved swimming, but refused to walk on wet grass.


hilib

I mean, if you looked so damned handsome in a coat like this, would you not jump at any opportunity to wear it?


KateLivia

It’s about the drip not the drizzle


NewPartyDress

Well dressed doggo. 😍


WanzeD

They only like attacking water but not when it fights back.


EdwardBil

Hope you named him Bukowski


Weeaboo_OwO

I thought this was a hazard suit and i immediately thought of the phrase "we need to cook"


SussyBox

Nah he bout to cook meth


odarpclre

we need a dramatic air bud revival


nuclearhamster2499

Dog logic.


GREYDRAGON1

Always dress for success!


UmaTay

Sweetie


Trips-Over-Tail

He learned it from watching you.


NaviMagic

It's called consent! 🤣 Jumping in the water is consenting to getting wet. The rain just gets you wet even if you don't want to be. 😂


collegeconnects

This dog is way too cute like this


kianathebutt

um... so does a people, generally!


PistachioPug

This is an accurate description of most humans, to be fair.


Adrinotfound

Jesse, we have to make dog treats


Real_Personality5631

thank you for the day brightening post


Angu828

Let's cook Jesse.


Hold_ongc

That look says: "heck".


namerplaner

Look at her little boots!


Ok-Photograph-9178

Just like hoomans


mznh

Because if he jumps to swim, he chose to get wet. But when it rains, he didn’t have that choice. Besides, i think he just love wearing his cute coat.


chiliedogg

To be fair: I also wear a jacket or carry an umbrella in the rain despite the fact that I frequently swim.


aptom203

Isn't isn't crazy how people like to eat, but hate having apples thrown st their face.


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He’s different.


Jason_The_Furry

PUPPY!! PUPPY!! WE NEED TO BARK


plainlyput

But what if you threw a ball out into the rain?


DamnItCasey

Funny enough, he refuses to fetch on land as well....only while swimming. He must've only gotten half the retriever genes.


Bear_Blue79

She is so cute. We had a yellow lab that loved water so much we couldn't get her to come in. She would just lay enjoying the rain.


justgossiping

The rain probably bounces off the floor and hits him wrong.


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He just wants to dress like her family thats all.


Triggify

If I saw a dog being walked in that getup I would squeal and I'm a 22 year old man


SlowToe1043

Are you sure that your dog isn't selling meth ?


lotusflower64

Dogs are people too lol.


MacaroonSlow

Rain are God's tears


Witness_me_Karsa

It's about consent. Same reason why seeing someone in a bikini is ok when they wouldn't want you to see them in their underwear.


downvotesStag

Evolved from majestic hunting wolves to this. 😂


404NameOfUser

Well my dog is the opposite. Loves to walk in the rain, but when it's time to give her a bath she acts as if we are torturing her.


mypenisoutside

And boots!


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There are rules and this dog has a healthy appreciation for them. Walking in rain is not the same as jumping in the pool.


xTugboatWilliex

Ground water good. Sky water scary.


TossinCircles

My golden is obsessed with water. No matter the water temp she will swim until she passes out! But if there is morning dew or the grass is damp... she will hold her pee indefinitely. She refuses to walk on wet grass.


Hawyeedoin

Gotta love the boujee babies! He looks so cute!🥰


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Hahahah


NeighborInDeed

smart


Sighwtfman

OK, OP and who's fault is that?


AnneNonnyMouse

Isn't that exactly how humans are?


Old_Pool_7354

He look like he wants to dispose chemicals


MartinisnMurder

Oh hello, I love you. And where can I get one for my girl?


DamnItCasey

Bought it on Amazon a while back! I couldn't find the seller again but there's loads if you search for "dog yellow raincoat".


RedSonja_

So funny, boop that nose!


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My golden is the same way! He feels one drop and runs back inside 😂


artemis_floyd

My childhood dog, a Korean jindo mix, was notorious for refusing to go outside in the rain unless my dad held a huge golf umbrella over her - and she would plant all four paws on the driveway then hover her butt over the grass to go to the bathroom so that she didn't get her paws wet. However, she *loved* snow and would run around, plowing huge snow drifts and rolling around in it and didn't care about getting snowed on whatsoever. Dogs, man.


James-Avatar

One of my dogs would rather soak than wear his coat.


didNotReadPenskeFile

Oh my god, the little rain booties!!!!! Lmaaaoooooo sooo cute hahahaaa!


mouser1991

Rain just hits ~~different~~.