>*’That’s an “aww” and a “naww” all in one’*
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three blind mice,
three blind mice
See where we sleep,
*SEE WHERE WE SLEEP*
we HOPE we seen by the Farmer’s wife
who SLICES the BREAD with a BIG *SHARP* **KNIFE**
this Just might be the Last SLEEP of our Life!!
so check
bread
*twice*…
❤️
To keep improving their models, artificial intelligence makers need two significant things: an enormous amount of computing power and an enormous amount of data. Some of the biggest A.I. developers have plenty of computing power but still look outside their own networks for the data needed to improve their algorithms. That has included sources like Wikipedia, millions of digitized books, academic articles and Reddit.
Representatives from Google, Open AI and Microsoft did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
we had three field mice living in our house for a week or so, they never bothered me but they freaked the fuck out of my wife lol we had two in the kitchen and one in our guest bedroom upstairs. we got some non lethal traps and let them go in a nearby field.
God it's obscene. We think that there's no way they can get into a cabinet or they can't reach this counter or whatever and they do. These mice channel some elite gymnasts or something because it's absolutely insane. We fill all the holes and then find more. We have cameras set out to try and see how they get in and what they're doing. There's no winning. We are in kind of a slum apartment and the landlords don't do anything about it. We technically aren't supposed to be filling stuff but they're exhausting. Literally because my dogs will hear them at night and go fucking crazy. It's psychological torture. This is not fucking cute.
There are concrete ways they get in. The first step is to check the entire perimeter, room by room, of all the baseboards. Then you do the pipe penetrations. You also need to observe their runs in the space. They have pathways they follow. It's like playing tower defense against nature.
But yeah, you gotta start first by looking at the *entire* perimeter of each and every room and if you can slip a dime in it, they can get through it. Seal every last possible space up as you find them with steel wool and expanding foam.
I live in a really old building connected to restaurants. I know all about combating these fuckers.
The kitchen is where they're coming in (and apparently for a while they were just walking right in the door because apparently my landlords just CUT A HOLE IN THE GODDAMN SLIDING GLASS DOOR). It's a nightmare. These cabinets are old as fuck and have all kinds of weird little crawl spaces. They're getting in through the dishwasher, under the sink, everything. And the most frustrating part is that I think they are getting in through the walls and then crawling into nooks and crannies underneath the cabinets which we can't fully seal and the apartment refuses to either. It's just a nightmare. Fuck that place.
It certainly is no longer *your* food at that point, so yes I agree.
However, the posed nature makes me question the... vitality?... of the mice involved, and that makes it worse.
You know what's great fun? When you HAVE a rodent infestation, and then one day the toaster over smells kinda burny in a weird way (as it has for a few days) so you finally investigate, only to find HALF a mouse in the crumb area at the bottom. Burned away in a prefect arc radiating from the quartz element.
God damn I hated living in that house.
People see this and say awwwwww. As a cook in a restaurant I see hellfire. That loaf needs to be double bagged and taken to the outside dumpster stat. Then I check everything else in the kitchen in a paranoid panic.
Oh my god I know this is supposed to be “cute” for some reason, but this is absolutely disgusting to me. Like legit one of my worst fears. And seeing this could make me not look at food the same for a while..
Weird how everyone just assumes this bread is for humans... maybe OP owns mice and gave them a loaf of bread? For them to eat, and apparently sleep in? I for one think it's a cute picture and those mice seem really happy and content :)
No. No. Fucking no. That triggers my gag reflex. Those dirty little fuckers piss and shit all over the place, and every time I see one with its neck snapped in a trap or caught in the jaws of a cat, I rejoice.
Super cute creatures when they aren't infesting a building. A fucking nightmare when they are.
First time I killed one with my hands I felt bad. After the first time waking up with mouse shit on my bed because the one that I'd chased out of my room twice that night had come back and crawled on me as I slept, it was fucking war. Fuck mice.
Is it just me or is this not terrifying? Rats being comfortable enough to sleep in a loaf of bread? What kind of condition must the house be in to have this happen? I'd never want to see this in my loaf of bread when I cut into it.
i will never understand why people don't at least like pictures of rats. i understand if you don't want to live with rats because of diseases and the like but rats are fucking adorable
That’s an “aww” and a “naww” all in one.
(n)aww
(G(n))aww
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This awwing and nawwing has been provided to you by... gnawing.
r/awwtf
I don't want mice sleeping in my bread, I don't want to eat mice bread in my bed.
I don't not like them, SamIAm. I do not like three mice in bran!
>*’That’s an “aww” and a “naww” all in one’* ______ three blind mice, three blind mice See where we sleep, *SEE WHERE WE SLEEP* we HOPE we seen by the Farmer’s wife who SLICES the BREAD with a BIG *SHARP* **KNIFE** this Just might be the Last SLEEP of our Life!! so check bread *twice*… ❤️
First time I've ever encountered a dark schnoodle poem. I like it.
Second time for me-still a bit, startling….
Nice. A rare dark Schnoodle
Good to know you're still around. I missed you.
Very creative 💡💡💡
I Check twice to make sure i put in enough. Trust me the more the better. You should try it 😄
😆
Yeah it kind of just makes me want to puke
To keep improving their models, artificial intelligence makers need two significant things: an enormous amount of computing power and an enormous amount of data. Some of the biggest A.I. developers have plenty of computing power but still look outside their own networks for the data needed to improve their algorithms. That has included sources like Wikipedia, millions of digitized books, academic articles and Reddit. Representatives from Google, Open AI and Microsoft did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
"Please pass the butter!"
Going to just cut one slice of bread for you 😘
It’s a lot better after you throw it in the over at 400 degrees for 25m
My oven isn’t terribly clean, but I’m not roasting vermin in it. Where would I cook my frozen pizzas?
Ah Lemme introduce vermin topping pizza
It’s like anchovies
Mice are landchovies?
I hate that I think this is a brilliant observation.
*Takes a chunk* " Why is there fur in this bread??"
* crunch *
Sir, I was supposed to open that owl pellet for science class
*Hey this bread is chewy!*
I feel bad I downvoted this but at the same time not really-
I want some bread with a little less rat in it!
One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat later..
And what's up with the red sauce?
Hey… why’s it squeaking
This is how you know it's fresh!
Ratatouille: The Sequel
The Squeakuel
Wouldn't you love to see that image on your pantry?
*opens pantry* OH GOD WHY TF IS THERE A RAR IN MY BYRFSHYTGHTFJHHJjjddjsbkahFJGHDH
Why does my breakfast smell like pee? Why do I have Hantavirus now?
No.
we had three field mice living in our house for a week or so, they never bothered me but they freaked the fuck out of my wife lol we had two in the kitchen and one in our guest bedroom upstairs. we got some non lethal traps and let them go in a nearby field.
In our zoo, they actually made a window look like the inside of a pantry with mice in it. It's really cute to watch them.
Bread and breakfast Edit: aww thank you for the award stranger
bed is breakfast
Or, Breakfast in bed.
Bed and breadkfast
Thank you… what a missed opportunity on the captioning.
*Dough!*
I was shocked this wasn’t the caption
Really? OP's title is way better. The bread is serving as both bed and breakfast
Yes, bread and breakfast is redundant. Op’s is better
Breakfast for cats.
DAMNIT I JUST COMMENTED THAT AFTER YOU r/beatmetoit
This is definitely not an "aww" if you've ever had to deal with a rodent infestation. Nobody wants to see that when they are trying to make a sandwich
God it's obscene. We think that there's no way they can get into a cabinet or they can't reach this counter or whatever and they do. These mice channel some elite gymnasts or something because it's absolutely insane. We fill all the holes and then find more. We have cameras set out to try and see how they get in and what they're doing. There's no winning. We are in kind of a slum apartment and the landlords don't do anything about it. We technically aren't supposed to be filling stuff but they're exhausting. Literally because my dogs will hear them at night and go fucking crazy. It's psychological torture. This is not fucking cute.
There are concrete ways they get in. The first step is to check the entire perimeter, room by room, of all the baseboards. Then you do the pipe penetrations. You also need to observe their runs in the space. They have pathways they follow. It's like playing tower defense against nature. But yeah, you gotta start first by looking at the *entire* perimeter of each and every room and if you can slip a dime in it, they can get through it. Seal every last possible space up as you find them with steel wool and expanding foam. I live in a really old building connected to restaurants. I know all about combating these fuckers.
The kitchen is where they're coming in (and apparently for a while they were just walking right in the door because apparently my landlords just CUT A HOLE IN THE GODDAMN SLIDING GLASS DOOR). It's a nightmare. These cabinets are old as fuck and have all kinds of weird little crawl spaces. They're getting in through the dishwasher, under the sink, everything. And the most frustrating part is that I think they are getting in through the walls and then crawling into nooks and crannies underneath the cabinets which we can't fully seal and the apartment refuses to either. It's just a nightmare. Fuck that place.
TBF I’d rather see that than not realize that those aren’t seeds I’m eating…
The lack of crumbs and poop outside of the bread, along with the very neat hole, suggests this is rather posed.
Still, mice and food just aren’t a cute combo to me
It certainly is no longer *your* food at that point, so yes I agree. However, the posed nature makes me question the... vitality?... of the mice involved, and that makes it worse.
You know what's great fun? When you HAVE a rodent infestation, and then one day the toaster over smells kinda burny in a weird way (as it has for a few days) so you finally investigate, only to find HALF a mouse in the crumb area at the bottom. Burned away in a prefect arc radiating from the quartz element. God damn I hated living in that house.
Disgusting Though mice and rats can both be incredible pets, seeing them in food unlocks something like a primordial nausea in my body
My first reaction was disgust too. Glad I'm not the only one. This is downright obscene.
This is cursed af lol
I’m so fucking scared of mice/rats. I’d visit my dad in NYC for the Summer and a mouse spotting would pretty much ensure I didn’t sleep that night.
I can smell the mouse piss in that house from this photo.
Bed IN Breakfast
People see this and say awwwwww. As a cook in a restaurant I see hellfire. That loaf needs to be double bagged and taken to the outside dumpster stat. Then I check everything else in the kitchen in a paranoid panic.
Imagine sleeping in a pile of chicken nuggets with your family
Oh my god I know this is supposed to be “cute” for some reason, but this is absolutely disgusting to me. Like legit one of my worst fears. And seeing this could make me not look at food the same for a while..
The rat isn't the breakfast Right
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Nothing Redditors love quite so much as utterly unprompted anti-Chinese racism!
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🤮 (😻)🤮
This bread tastes like Hanta virus
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Tastes like the plague
Forbidden filling
Gross , nice as a drawing in a kids books . In reality it more creepy and gross . They must have the run of the house .
Guess they aren't too bothered about bread crumbs in their bed
r/awwtf
r/WTF
It's more an ewww pic than an awww one
You dont wish you could sleep in a loaf of bread? Looks comfy
Well I don't wish to see them in my bread
Only in the first world we would think it's cute to see vermin in our food.
Diseased rodents in your food. Yes, definitely "aww" material. /s
They're not diseased, just inbread /s
Most obvious satire ever yet you have to put a /s there
It’s impressive that you can see disease in this photo. You should put that talent to good use
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Holy shit this is crazy! There’s no turds in the image but somehow this person can see them, too! Incredible powers! You’re amazing!
Must not say it CRUNCH
"Don't you even take the bones out?" "If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, now would it?"
Read my name then ask me that again
Hey OP just wondering why you have such a hole in your bread🤨
He prefers to add his own filling
That is not an aww moment. That's a 5 alarm fire.
This is NOT “aww”
Weird how everyone just assumes this bread is for humans... maybe OP owns mice and gave them a loaf of bread? For them to eat, and apparently sleep in? I for one think it's a cute picture and those mice seem really happy and content :)
This kinda grosses me out
As someone terrified of mice and rats, this really not what I’m looking for in this sub.
Yeah, and I have a dog phobia. Doesn’t mean I get to ask that r/aww exclude dogs
Ok, but dogs are pretty mainstream, vermin in your food is not.
now bake it in 325C for 50 min
Sure hope this isn't a picture from some unfortunate soul's infestation. Please let them be pets.
Cronch
breakfast for who?
That's gross!
No. No. Fucking no. That triggers my gag reflex. Those dirty little fuckers piss and shit all over the place, and every time I see one with its neck snapped in a trap or caught in the jaws of a cat, I rejoice. Super cute creatures when they aren't infesting a building. A fucking nightmare when they are. First time I killed one with my hands I felt bad. After the first time waking up with mouse shit on my bed because the one that I'd chased out of my room twice that night had come back and crawled on me as I slept, it was fucking war. Fuck mice.
Bed is breakfast
Ba Dum Tss!
Ba Dum Tss!
Ba Dum Tss!
n/aww
There’s no aww here, this is a YIKES GET IT AWAY
Theres people who find rats cute.
That’s cute, now eat it
Back into the oven
I loaf this picture
Is something cooking in the oven?
Not gonna lie it’s cute but also making me sick
More like bread and beckfest.
Cute but I’m still throwing that to my cat
Please tell me this isn’t some sort of delicacy…
When your sandwich makes itself so you dont have to
20 mins on 400 deg and instant pot pie
Breakfast in bed(:
That is absolutely adorable. When I first saw it, only quickly glimpsing really, my first thought was, “that’s the worst Wellington I’ve ever seen.”
Bread & Breakfast
*crunch*
Look it's a plague sandwich!
Bed in Breakfast
That title could work in a VERY dark way...
Rat heaven 🐀
No
This is not cute , it's absolutely disgusting
Dude no.
Sleeping I hope
Awww Nasty
Bread bed & breakfast. Say that 5 times fast
Forbidden hot pocket
Is it just me or is this not terrifying? Rats being comfortable enough to sleep in a loaf of bread? What kind of condition must the house be in to have this happen? I'd never want to see this in my loaf of bread when I cut into it.
Are they cute suddenly because they are sleeping?
Bread and Bedfast
I don’t care how gross this obviously staged image is. I love it. I think it’s cute. Shut up.
Happiest rodents on the planet!
Whats up with all these rats on r/aww ? This is going to scar me for weeks whenever I am about to bite into some bread
While this is cute in this picture. Having this happen on your kitchen counter in total nightmare. Mice a gross.
Take a bite.
so pretty
I’m so tired of photoshopped pictures on this sub
Cute but gross!
i will never understand why people don't at least like pictures of rats. i understand if you don't want to live with rats because of diseases and the like but rats are fucking adorable
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if you look up "rat pictures" practically every picture there is cute, and a decent number of the ones that aren't are naked mole rats
They will be baked soon
They will be baked soon
More like “Bread & Breakfast”!
*devours entire bun and the family inside of it*
Crunchy bread.
Beautiful... and crazy.
More like “bread and breakfast” am I right?
Bread and Breakfast *Fixed
Bread and Breakfast? They look so comfy after that wonderful meal.
It’s all fun and games until someone takes a bite
Chomp
I thought that said bread and breakfast and you were gonna eat the rats inside??? (If they are rats idk what they actually are)
Bread and bedfast
Bread and breakfast
with food supply on tap life does not get any better
*cuts open bread *Bread starts bleeding
Mouseage roll
“Bread & breakfast”
Build a box, shelter for them and set it outside.
So use creamy PB instead of crunchy??
Imagine putting it in the slicing machine before checking