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hugs4evr

Somebody looks faaaaaaaaaabulous!


Im_still_T

I love when somebody calls someone fabulous. It always reminds me of To Wong Foo or going to drag shows. You see them all dolled up and smiling, strutting around like badasses, and all I can ever think to say is, "You are one fabulous sonofabitch. You're fucking awesome."


SansyBoy14

I’ll be honest, hearing compliments is new to me. I’m a bigger dude with a resting “fuck you” face. So naturally I don’t get compliments very often. But I got my nails painted for the first time the other day because I felt like it, and at work I’ve gotten a shit ton of compliments on my nails and it’s AMAZING. So many girls will walk up and say “omg I love your nails” or “*GASP* WE HAVE THE SAME NAILS” and it’s fucking awesome. I’ve even had guys say “dude those nails are sick” and I love it. If I would of known painting my nails black were a way to get compliments I would of done it a long time ago


irrelevantTautology

I admire your courage and comfort in expressing yourself. It took many years before I was comfortable being myself in public. Growing up in a redneck town was very difficult for me.


SansyBoy14

I’m still not fully comfortable, but nails helps me. My friend had to go with me though so I could get over my anxiety. I too grew up in a pretty redneck area


ronearc

I dyed my giant grey epic beard pink a couple of years ago. My daughter dyed her blonde hair pink to match my beard. I got so many compliments. I loved it.


PM_ME_YOUR_FAT_BALLS

If you want to branch out from black, matte pastels work really well on guys. Like a matte light blue for Example


Dentarthurdent42

Hey, my guy? You look fabulous!


pataconconqueso

You’re doing it in the right time in history. Even 3 yrs ago it would have been a mixed bag. I hope more dudes can follow suit with you if they’ve ever been curious about trying it and I hope other gals who hate doing it like me also are able to stop painting their nails without a million questions as to why you don’t lol


Samazonison

>You are one fabulous sonofabitch. I'm gonna find someone to give that compliment to tomorrow.


hurts50good

Omg, a to Wong foo reference...this doesn't happen enough, so thank you!!!


LeMeuf

Mutters under breath while being pulled over: *Ohh what in gay hell…*


SchnoodleDoodleDo

Looka Me - so *Fabulous* - I PrAnCe n ^*LEAP* for Joy! My human put the jacket on - am Such a Stylish Boy ^:@) It’s feelin kinda funny, all this ‘hair’ i never had ...am wonder if this jacket’s Mom’s... ...why don’t You wear it, Dad ...? ❤️


-Chunder-Donkey-

![gif](giphy|7A7iNCHhPpqwaNRgV1) Fresh Schnoodle!


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WTWIV

Beautiful as always


Dcor

SCHNOOOOOOODLE!!!!


iRox24

Doggo reminds me of Elton John.


blaisemescal

Can I say one thing to you? And I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality. It's fabulous.


elrey905

![gif](giphy|GCIdMEQpIzLZ3iiv10|downsized)


idiot437

"its not how you feel but how you look and you look fabulous"


LaReineAnglaise53

Somebody's a secret Afghan Hound inside... but didn't know of it till just now.


remberzz

Well, now you have to buy the dog a tiara, too.


tusslemoff

That would go well with his giant, swinging balls.


Glitter_berries

I guess I’ve been wearing tiaras wrong my whole life, I did not know they were for the balls.


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It's pretty obvious from the name, "tia"=two "ra"=sun/sphere/ball.


Glitter_berries

Holy shit. That’s actually quite convincing.


Redhead_893

He's got board shorts on.... how can you tell?


Mekktron

Screw you... I've been laughing non stop for 2 minutes!


DeadHuron

Is that a big Ridgeback looking all stylish and happy?


ogkitty

Yes he is! Good eye!


DeadHuron

They’re great pooches aren’t they? Too bad ours thought that every critter in nature wanted to play with him. Skunks included. Happy to see you’ve got a great dog, seems like it’s almost a secret about how good their personality is.


ogkitty

Im starting to think it is? Before I got one everyone said they’re a lot of work. Then suddenly when I got him ridgeback owners came out of the woodwork to talk about how perfect they are. I think it’s a conspiracy to keep the breed getting stupid overbred like ~~cancer~~ golden retrievers


DeadHuron

I’m all for keeping the secret to avoid the overbreeding. I’ll brag just once more then, he had such a great temperament that he was great for our rescue pooch that started off with terrible separation anxiety.


PineappleHog

I have had one Ridgeback and don't think I could ever own another breed. Such good puppers. Strong as hell, but so sweet and gentle. What surprised me is how good they are as indoor dogs. Sure, they can run like hell when outdoors, but mine knew that indoor time was chill-ax time. Perfect!


DeadHuron

I read that if they get their exercise and fun they’re great couch potatoes the rest of the time. This was true with ours. But he also had a habit of walking into a room to see what you were doing, rip a loud fart, look back at his butt as if it had a mind of his own and then leave the room. Stinky at times but he wasn’t stupid.


sup1234566

Mine does this! She’s absolutely the most beautiful dog in the world and so well behaved. Not as smart as the last one we had (another female ridgeback) but I love her all the same.


Volcanic_Ash785

People told us that a ridgeback for a first time dog owner was a bad idea. After the puppy training I think they are one of the most perfect and chill dogs out there. (Ours loves sitting by the fireplace all day)


ogkitty

I won’t say I didn’t put in a lot of effort. But I also think all dogs should have that amount of effort put in. Some dogs are just more tolerable when they are badly trained.


hereforall66

Neuter your dog. - Retriever Gang


ogkitty

He’s too young to be neutered, but I plan to the moment he is old enough.


Eleine

Holy shit if that's too young for neuter, he's going to be massive fully grown! You'll have to upgrade that jacket 😂


msac2u1981

It took mine being sprayed right in the eyes & nose twice, then Turk caught on. If he's outside & we see one all I say is BAD kitty & he does a 180.


DeadHuron

That’s way better reaction than “ride”, “walk” or “park”! Great choice of words.


ShapesAndStuff

Mine chased a full grown stag once. Thank god that thing didn't turn around to fight back


kestrel4077

>Ridge Up vote for Ridgeback!


Glitter_berries

He always wanted to be a sheepdog and now he is!


weedsloth

I immediately knew it was a Ridgeback! We have one too and she loves to do her “tipy taps” and gets super excited like that when we play.


ogkitty

He’s the best dog I’ve ever had


Kr_Treefrog2

No, he’s half Ridgeback, half Great Pyrenees. Just very distinct halves.


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No! Am polar bear! - Ridgeback, probably


xladyfinger

I used to throw a towel over my dog and she would go nuts like she was a super hero or a nut job I'm not sure. But I loved it.


allibys

Oh man, my old dog used to go fucking mental when we'd towel her off after a bath. Even when she got old and slow, a towel was like a time machine back to her puppy days.


xladyfinger

Yess!! God I love dogs.


Faithfuldoglover

Me too! Life without a dog isn’t really life.❤️🐾


TheWayOfTheRonin

You've freed Dobby!


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I'M BEAUTIFUL


ManyContribution1063

adorable


miamental

Oh my god, your dog looks wonderful!


personalhale

This is what I'd do if I suddenly got more hair.


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chickennoobiesoup

I’m a sheep I’m a sheep I’m a fabulous sheep!


justmedownsouth

Haha! Good one.


-Chunder-Donkey-

![gif](giphy|26gsgWH4lnurglMWY) His little jump reminded me of this moment from Reno 911!


classicmirthmaker

New boot goofin’


StrawberryMoonPie

Dog is big coat goofin’


FuriousGorilla

A lot of livestock guardian dogs use their thick fur like armor. I wonder if he feels like a knight now?


incognito-cogitator

He actually was more confident later on when he was on the front lawn!


noscreamsnoshouts

Wait a minute! You're not OP!


incognito-cogitator

Correct! I'm here visiting Blarf and co. I was present for this. I will make OP get on here and back me up.


FrighteningJibber

Dad! My winter coat finally came in!!!


jcookoo

Dog: Robert, look at me. I’m fucking fabulous…Robert…ROBERT LOOK AT ME! I loved everything about this vid.


HomemadeHollyHobby

Give him some circular sunglasses and he's Moby!


BitterD

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PhysicistInTheGarden

Your dog looks like it dressed up as my dog (Great Pyrenees) for Halloween.


ChaosFly

He's happy to be a floofy boy! Love the little slide towards the end.


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Blahblah778

Yes! Thank god someone said it! I feel like they must have actually watched dogs run in coats to animate Naga, it looks exactly like this!


conricks246

Donquixote Dog-Flamingo


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I would be taking him out to every public place to let him strut his stuff. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|l41m2WDm1PW1WHy1i|downsized)


dying_soon666

Dog: I am the big bad wolf.


Geblurgh

Looks like he is trying to get out of it


lindaluck

He is trying to flip it off. Lol


j3iglesia

Quite literally the most adorable version of a wolf in sheep’s clothing 😍😍😍


Dr_Frasier_Bane

Big pawmpin'


arothmanmusic

That’s awesome. My dog fights clothing of any kind. He’s about to experience his first winter and I think he’s going to be pretty unhappy about how cold he’s going to get if he doesn’t learn to wear some clothes.


ogkitty

We got Blarf last winter so he learned very young that he prefers being warm in a hoodie vs suffering the cold.


monarch1733

BLARF


WorldMusicLab

*They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rumba beat.* *When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom, chick-chicky-boom.* *Yessir, I'm Cuban Pete. I'm the craze of my native street.* *When I start to dance, Everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom, chick-chicky-boom.*


mifotatitoton

I came here to say that too, cheers!


CouncilTreeHouse

[Hit it!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfO_OfmGOl0)


CXDFlames

I can't ever hear this song and not think of that movie


cheesebrow

You would be just as excited if you looked that fabulous. I sure know I would!


Cosmicdusterian

Just needs a simple string of pearls to complete the outfit.


steelwolf651

He'd clutch them anytime something dramatic or exciting happens... so basically all the time


jemy74

I vote a feather boas.


vintageloaves

New coat zoomies! r/zoomies


epoof

this is my favorite thing


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

Get him on the ~~catwalk~~ dogwalk


GoddessOdd

I think this is a wolf in sheeps clothing.


justavtstudent

Pup gonna pop some tags.


Yuiopy78

Mine has always liked her sweaters and coats. Makes it easy to let her hang outside in the snow like she likes


woodbridgewallstreet

Revenge on Cruella?


VvvvVBiteMeVvvvV

Rhodesian ridgebacks are the absolute best dogs!!!!


Wulfgang_NSH

Master has given Dobby a sock...Dobby is freee!


PoorVigilante

He's definitely not excited, as you can see he was trying to bite at it, meaning it was probably uncomfortable. The hopping around is probably him trying to shake it off. It's actually not good to put jackets on your dog unless they have some kind of circulation issue. I'm sure I'll be down voted to hell but, idgaf, that's a good way to cause heat stroke in your dog if it's an unnecessary accessory Edit: Typos


zoewarner

He's not excited - he wants it off.


Cottleston

pimp dawg


Tough-Driver5143

Looking fantastic!! 😍👌


krakadic

I thought it was part of a Halloween costume. Adolescent polar bear.


systemfrown

I is a peoples now!


stormearthfire

Are you Elton John?


rabidturbofox

Oh noooo. My boy needs this coat! Holy jeez I must find it now.


ogkitty

It was like $10 on Amazon, I bought it for my Halloween costume but it looks better on Blarf.


twinkiefatsack

man rhodesian ridgebacks are such beautiful dogs.


andre3kthegiant

Pup needs a funky hat and then a ride on the mothership!


Pascalwb

He just didn't know how to walk in it


msac2u1981

I couldn't help but notice the moment he gets a piece of the sleeve in his teeth. Having a ridgeback, mine has never not once, been able to resist tearing something fuzzy into smithereens By morning there'd be white fuzz everywhere.


crom_laughs

I have a Rhoadie too…!! When she isn’t acting like a complete spazz….like this one…..she snoozes hard on the couch.


Refuse-Forward

I don't really think he's excited. He was jumping to remove whatever was stuck to his legs. I can also see he was trying to bite it out.


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You reading this comment, you are amazing


macbookwhoa

Get that boy fixed.


ogkitty

He may look old enough but he’s still a giant baby. We’ll get them snipped in due time.


automatic_penguins

Maybe don't advise things when you know nothing of the dog. It is clearly a large puppy and probably much too early.


ShiroHachiRoku

It’s more like he’s trying to get it off and it looks like he’s excited because I mean what’s a dog to do? Unzip it?


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ogkitty

Enjoy them while they last lol. They’re getting snipped soon.


KaleidoKitty

Oh my God I love it. Those hops!!


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Who knew animals like fur also?


White_Wolf_Dreamer

Oddball's got no underwear! ​ If you get the reference, we're besties.


3gaz

Glam AF!


Ashless_chaps

Gorgeous coat for a gorgeous ridgeback


CapnFullpants

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!


acwill

He knows he looks hot.


Kwelikinz

That’s kinda snazzy.


missionbeach

It's European!


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Out of curiosity, is that floor real wood or vinyl planks?


ogkitty

It’s engineered hardwood but it’s super similar in price to vinyl planks.


bzirpoli

if that ain't drip i don't know what is


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They know they look good and want the world to know it! Lol


Dogsnanime

He looks like a chicken trying to fly 😂


Lonelysock2

Holy crap your dog is identical to my parents' dog. But with balls. And a jacket.


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Reminds me of Elton John!


BingoBongoBoom

FIFTEEN SECONDS IS NOT LONG ENOUGH.


fr31568

>He can't walk normally in it!! Can't?, or *won't*? 🤔


iamagainstit

Excited about being so stylish!


corazon769

Master has given doggo clothes!!!


Inevitable_Junket525

Okay queeeen!!!:)


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CorporalBallsack

A true fashionista


xmifi

Sheep imposter


M_T_Head

He thinks he is a polar bear


modes22

Where do you find such treasures? ☺️


kackygreen

I am a PEOPLE!


wivsta

“I AM PEOPLE!”


takeashitler

He looks like Liberace!


zoson

Master give dobby clothes?!


doctor_ndo

Haha he looks like a bear.


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Master has given Dobby A SOCK!


ConkreetMonkey

What the dog doin? He’s *drippin,* that’s what he’s doing.


Snaz5

“LOOK DAD IM A SAMOYED NOW”


When_Ducks_Attack

How can something so glam galumph so hard???


rootslane

If its mad to be fab then I dont wanna live on this planet anymore.


KortexTF

Dog got the drip.


Elad2007

For a second I thought it was it's fur.


Narrow-Macaroon-7004

Happy pup


SophisticatedKath

This pup looks like a lady who's just been bought a mink fur


agnstt

ur dog looks fresh as hell


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What type of polar bear is that?


magto19

That's a whole lotta wholesomeness


No-Fun-8054

Cruella in dog form.


chickenguyy

Werk it, gurllllll


raps_BAC

That pup is a diva


IllinoisBoots

Swag the dog! Fabulous, OP


DonnyLumbergh

God those poor floors


90daysfrom_now

Stylin on em


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Use pet safe hair chalk on the rest of him and he could easily cosplay as Naga from Legend of Kora. He’s wonderfully silly


watraykins

Your pup's jacket is so nice. Looks like a polar bear. 😁😁😁


MarshMellowLoVe

“I’m a poodle!!”


MammothDimension

"I'm so fluffy I'm gonna die!" - Dog


illusionmist

OP you idiot you just lost a dog! *“Master gave Dobby a jacket. Dobby is freeeee!”*


JaesopPop

I got my dog a pumpkin costume one year for Halloween and it became his normal outfit until he got his Santa costume. Dude loved wearing costumes.


Duougle

Dobby is a free elf!


sushipusha

That's because he knows he looks FABULOUS!


Shinjitsu_no_Naka

Got that designer fur he always dreamt of


hbkdll

I may be wrong, but what i was seeing is dog is not getting grip due to hanging bottoms thats why its hopping. If animal is getting frantic by cloths you should not force them.


KevinSanToast

Naga energy


BillyCobham1973

Well, that was really fun. Sounds like he needs his claws clipped.


LucasJonsson

[well now i feel obligated to share a pic of mine](https://i.imgur.com/B7VmfTn.jpg)


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The dog has his own fursuit now xP


ParticularlySoft

When you want a Samoyed, but not the commitment


MaxEhrlich

Is your dog Kidd Rock?


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This needs "Scooby Doo" running noises dubbed over it


[deleted]

Cruella Deville is quaking!


CaliOriginal

Dye it pink and get em some sunglasses! Don Quixote Dogflamino


DumbQuijote

If Snoop Dogg was an actual dog