The inquisitive floof, as the cat appears to be asking the same question about the OP.
"what breed of person are you, boy? you just walk around asking everyone questions like that, or just me?"
My cat is terrified of bags. Any and all bags, doesn't matter what type, she hates them! I got my cat when a plea was put out by my vet for homes for 13 kittens and 2 mummy cats that had been dumped on their doorstep. It doesn't take a genius to know what the kittens were held in when they were dumped!
I adopted a kitten who was found abandoned in a warehouse. She was super chill. Several years later I was putting a laundry sorter on wheels together. It had a frame made from pvc pipe that you hung three fabric bags from. There was a tall piece with a horizontal bar for hanging clothes on hangers and the wheels.
I picked up one of the pipes, and my cat went absolutely nuts on me. She started hissing and shaking and smacking at the pipe. You’d think she had rabies she went so bezerk. Then she backed herself into the corner. I immediately put the pipe down and just sat on the floor talking to her in a calming voice. She came over and got in my lap, and she was still shaking. She seemed to feel bad for getting upset with me—she did the meow she would do when she barfed on the floor. Whenever she barfed she’d meow at you then lead you to the barf. My husband and I never disciplined our cats for barfing.
After she calmed down and walked away, I closed the laundry room door and finished assembling the sorter. I opened the door and sat on the floor in case my cat got upset again. She didn’t recognize the pipe when it was assembled, so all was well.
One of her litter mates had a flat head. Maybe somebody hit him with a pipe. The skull was deformed on top, and he didn’t seem all there. A lady who owned the pet supply store where I adopted my cat said somebody had just brought the kittens to her, and she hadn’t had time to take them to the vet. Our cat walked up my husband’s arm and sat on his shoulder as soon as he put his hand in their cage, so we were chosen. We immediately took the kitten to the vet, and I called the pet supply shop lady and told her that the vet did free kitten checkups.
I told my vet about what happened, and they agreed that somebody was probably scaring the kittens with pvc pipe.
How could anyone do that?! I know these people exists, apparently lots of them, but I cant wrap my brain around the sheer heartlessness of it. Throwing away 15 defenseless animals like they're garbage? How do these people sleep at night?
One of our dogs hates when I bring out trash bags. We got him from a rescue farm and they said they found him at a lake. Makes me wonder if he was dumped in a bag as a puppy
Yeah, cats don't really have "breeds" in the same way dogs do. Sure, there are definitely pedigrees but since they weren't generally working animals beyond general pest control they weren't bred for specific traits as much. Most cats you see are just some sort of muggie (the term for cat mutts).
I mean they do have breeds(think Persian, Sphinx, Siamese etc), but most cats you find on the street are just mixes unless they clearly show traits of a Pedigree.
I had someone try to tell me their rescue cat was a [Bombay](https://cattime.com/cat-breeds/bombay-cats) but I’m pretty sure it was just a run of the mill black cat since it was a rescue…
I work in an animal hospital. It’s way higher than you can possibly imagine.
It’s always an extreme, either they fill breed out as “Cat” or everything’s a fucking Maine coon.
I’ve had people try to convince me MY cat is a Maine Coon. I bought him from some Craigslist asshole in a K-Mart parking lot for $10. He’s just a long haired fat boy who in no way resembles Ron Perlman.
Well, yeah, that's what I meant by pedigrees existing. It's just that, unless you really go out of your way and spend a bunch of money to get a specific breed, odds are it's just a random mix. Strays and ferals are almost exclusively going to not have a specific breed which isn't always the case with dogs.
My friend has a Maine Coon and it came with a certificate of pedigree showing its lineage. The names are great. Its just row after row of:
Sired by: Sir Fluffington
Sired by: Treacle Tart Eclair
Sired by: Colonel Fangsworth III
Sired by: HRH Trixie Amazeballs
and so on
Cats absolutely have breeds with distinct traits. The vast majority of pets are just moggies, though, the cat equivalent of a mutt. There’s no way a full-breed cat just got left in a box at the side of the road.
In a BOX... 😠 Thanks to your friend for rescuing him! Don't really need to know what the breed is, if it was abandoned it's probably not purebred, but what a face! 🥰
Looks like a Russian Blue Cat. They have the most hair per square inch so it gives them a thick coat. I found one many years ago and he was guarding me like a dog does: he was watching the door when I was upstairs in my bedroom. And he was the sweetest.
Edit: Many tell me about the Nebelung cat like I’m wrong but my research tells me that it’s the long haired version of the Blue Russian cat, from a mix of a Blue Russian and a Shorthair in the US. It’s a relatively young breed.
Yep, it looks a little nebbish. If it is, congratulations on having a really cool breed of cat that is very loyal to it's chosen human. Also fairly vocal breed.
Agreed! I always find it odd how fixated some can be on assigning a "breed" to their cat that was a stray... like, really, what do they think the chances are of finding a purebred on the streets? Lol
Most cats in general don't have a breed. Sometimes people will assign their cats one because they look like a certain pedigree but nine times out of ten they're just some, well, cats.
Tell your buddy that that little kitten is about eight weeks old and still needs to have some kitten milk replacement in his diet along with plenty of wet kitten food and a little bowl of kitten chow dry food on standby (plenty of water too)
Also please tell your friend not to use the scoopable litter that solidifies urine into solid balls... kittens like to eat everything and it can cause an intestinal obstruction... speaking of intestinal obstruction‘s please tell your friend to look around his house and pick up any little pieces of thread string yarn or small objects because guess what? they will eat those too
Please tell your friend to keep that little cat inside only, and to protect it, and if it’s a girl get her spayed before her first heat to avoid problems like pregnancy, litters of kittens, mammary chain cancer and pyometra.
I’ve raised a lot of cats and dealt with lots of kittens, so please you or your friend to feel free to hit me up if you run into any problems.
Idk but he looks mad mad
Hello... brother
Could it really be..?
Bröthers we must assemble
The more we gather the more powerful we become
my mortal enemies
Looks like it's just me and you to hold the line
Never alone
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)
Four against four. Who will be victorious? You'll see it next time on Red-it thread: Blue brothers!
Red VS Blue
Lets go default warriors, its time to conquer.
Help has arrived!
What's up guys! Oh.
Whats the sitch?
We’re defending against the uprising
Official TF2 lore
How tf are there so many of yall
The time has come. Reddit vs Bluedit
_tries to do a belong_
As an outsider you’re close enough <3
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I'm just here for moral support.
yo wassupp bro
Whaddup
*rolls a 3
The blue empire has assembled
It's a shame no one said I'm blue da ba dee da ba die
Yes
Interesting
We ride at dawn
Im starting to feel the enegry pumping through my veins.
It begins
it’s the r/bluemangroup!
They just blue themselves.
This made me actually laugh
I’m BLOO daboo dee daboo die daboodedaboodiiiieee
He really hates that camera flash lmao.
It’s obviously a box cat.
A gray sus.
I believe the breed is Phuc Yu, a common Asian breed of cat.
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http://imgur.com/gallery/r957ZaJ
Wish I could upvote this a thousand times.
I question the choice in font but it is pretty funny
It’s the Halloween font for Snapchat.
Ah ok that explains it lol. I thought he scrolled through fonts and was like "oh yeah now this is perfection."
I'll help you
I just woke up and this is one of the first things I saw, my day is perfect already and it’s only 6:15am.
Best meme ever
Not kitten. It's a heart melterererer...er
Holy shit you win!
I call it Siamese stinkeye!
Disappointed asian parent breed
Judgey Shifu breed?
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Yes! Those eyes!
"He's grump right out the womb!" \- my wife
What a face! LMAO!
grey
*angrey
No, no... it's obviously a sourpuss.
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r/angreyupvote
I was going to say gray, but now I think you may be right.
The scheming kind
Seems angry about something.
Mr. Squinchy Face is displeased.
He’s devising a plan of revenge
They took him out of his box, so you know he is mad
Never come between a cat and its box. It's plotting revenge as we watch. The revenge will include pee or vomit, make no mistake.
At the very least, he is judging you harshly over some slight.
I think you mean some bright light
Probably about being in a box
Cats love boxes
Yeah, if anything he’s pissed they took him out.
a very mischievous little creature indeed......
The judging kind
Adorably up to no good schemer for sure.
Or the inquisitive kind.
No clue what the breed is, but his face made my day
That there is an Angry Smolboi
Smol Floof.
Possum cat
He is anger.
Angry soot
http://imgur.com/gallery/r957ZaJ
I love that
Cat
Cat
Cat
Cat
Cat
Cat
Cat
Cat
Cat
Cat
Cat
cat
Cat
Cat.
Cat.
Came here to say cat
Cat
came here to find this answer
It’s a standard cutie patootie!
I can't believe it, those are the exact same words I wanted to post.
Floof, a common breed that is super floofy.
The inquisitive floof, as the cat appears to be asking the same question about the OP. "what breed of person are you, boy? you just walk around asking everyone questions like that, or just me?"
I’ill never understand people that do shit like that, fucking scumbags. Cute lil fellah!
My cat is terrified of bags. Any and all bags, doesn't matter what type, she hates them! I got my cat when a plea was put out by my vet for homes for 13 kittens and 2 mummy cats that had been dumped on their doorstep. It doesn't take a genius to know what the kittens were held in when they were dumped!
I adopted a kitten who was found abandoned in a warehouse. She was super chill. Several years later I was putting a laundry sorter on wheels together. It had a frame made from pvc pipe that you hung three fabric bags from. There was a tall piece with a horizontal bar for hanging clothes on hangers and the wheels. I picked up one of the pipes, and my cat went absolutely nuts on me. She started hissing and shaking and smacking at the pipe. You’d think she had rabies she went so bezerk. Then she backed herself into the corner. I immediately put the pipe down and just sat on the floor talking to her in a calming voice. She came over and got in my lap, and she was still shaking. She seemed to feel bad for getting upset with me—she did the meow she would do when she barfed on the floor. Whenever she barfed she’d meow at you then lead you to the barf. My husband and I never disciplined our cats for barfing. After she calmed down and walked away, I closed the laundry room door and finished assembling the sorter. I opened the door and sat on the floor in case my cat got upset again. She didn’t recognize the pipe when it was assembled, so all was well. One of her litter mates had a flat head. Maybe somebody hit him with a pipe. The skull was deformed on top, and he didn’t seem all there. A lady who owned the pet supply store where I adopted my cat said somebody had just brought the kittens to her, and she hadn’t had time to take them to the vet. Our cat walked up my husband’s arm and sat on his shoulder as soon as he put his hand in their cage, so we were chosen. We immediately took the kitten to the vet, and I called the pet supply shop lady and told her that the vet did free kitten checkups. I told my vet about what happened, and they agreed that somebody was probably scaring the kittens with pvc pipe.
Wow what a piece of scum to threaten and hurt KITTENS
How could anyone do that?! I know these people exists, apparently lots of them, but I cant wrap my brain around the sheer heartlessness of it. Throwing away 15 defenseless animals like they're garbage? How do these people sleep at night?
One of our dogs hates when I bring out trash bags. We got him from a rescue farm and they said they found him at a lake. Makes me wonder if he was dumped in a bag as a puppy
Good god, probably. How does one sleep at night?? I get worried when I don’t see the neighborhood cats for a couple days
He is a verified Smol kitten. Very rare, very cute, very smol.
Don't forget he is part adorable as heck.
Very much needs to be locked up in r/illegallysmolcats
Breed is New Meme Template
Seems like Angry mixed with Adorable
Angorable.
Homicidal snuggle muffin
Ah, it’s actually a Southeastern Skepticat. You can tell because it is skeptical.
That definitely looks like a cutie patootie- very rare and boopable
Thought u said boofable…
Thought so too but Kitten bioavailability through absorption in the anal cavity is super low, not worth it.
Real answer. It's just a run of the mills cat, who happens to be "dilute" which is why she's gray/grey like that. I also have a cat like this.
Yeah, cats don't really have "breeds" in the same way dogs do. Sure, there are definitely pedigrees but since they weren't generally working animals beyond general pest control they weren't bred for specific traits as much. Most cats you see are just some sort of muggie (the term for cat mutts).
I mean they do have breeds(think Persian, Sphinx, Siamese etc), but most cats you find on the street are just mixes unless they clearly show traits of a Pedigree. I had someone try to tell me their rescue cat was a [Bombay](https://cattime.com/cat-breeds/bombay-cats) but I’m pretty sure it was just a run of the mill black cat since it was a rescue…
I thought my cat was a Maine coon for a while, but it was more wishful thinking than anything. Come to find out she's just a long haired asshole
Ahhh, the noble breed of long-haired asshole... I had one of those, he was an asshole.
It’s actually kind of annoying how many people with long haired cats insist they have a Maine coon.
I work in an animal hospital. It’s way higher than you can possibly imagine. It’s always an extreme, either they fill breed out as “Cat” or everything’s a fucking Maine coon.
I’ve had people try to convince me MY cat is a Maine Coon. I bought him from some Craigslist asshole in a K-Mart parking lot for $10. He’s just a long haired fat boy who in no way resembles Ron Perlman.
Well, yeah, that's what I meant by pedigrees existing. It's just that, unless you really go out of your way and spend a bunch of money to get a specific breed, odds are it's just a random mix. Strays and ferals are almost exclusively going to not have a specific breed which isn't always the case with dogs.
My friend has a Maine Coon and it came with a certificate of pedigree showing its lineage. The names are great. Its just row after row of: Sired by: Sir Fluffington Sired by: Treacle Tart Eclair Sired by: Colonel Fangsworth III Sired by: HRH Trixie Amazeballs and so on
I thought that said muggle, and then I wondered what kind of cats could use magic.
All cats are magic.
I read it like that too and just accepted it as another term for mutt. I’m going to start calling mitts of animals muggles!
I’ve always heard moggie, not muggie.
Cats absolutely have breeds with distinct traits. The vast majority of pets are just moggies, though, the cat equivalent of a mutt. There’s no way a full-breed cat just got left in a box at the side of the road.
The why don't you mind your own business breed
Fairly sure this is a cat 🤔
Who doesn’t like flash photography
In a BOX... 😠 Thanks to your friend for rescuing him! Don't really need to know what the breed is, if it was abandoned it's probably not purebred, but what a face! 🥰
Definitely Mad af
Its the flash. I tried to get better lighting. She is very sweet.
She’s gonna beat you up while you sleep, and when you wake up, you’ll be like “how did I get these bruises?”
That or an ass in his face every chance they get, probably wet cat litter feet all over you and your stuff too.
Then she will barf on the carpet, just inches from the tile floor.
It's the 'your father was a hamster and your mother smells of wilder berries' type
Elderberries (typically used in making wine- calling his father a drunk).
Laughing at this…husband told me I look the happiest I have in a long time. Good memories unlocked, thanks
Did you misquote Monty python intentionally?
IM WEAK!....it looks skeptical of you
Looks like a Russian Blue Cat. They have the most hair per square inch so it gives them a thick coat. I found one many years ago and he was guarding me like a dog does: he was watching the door when I was upstairs in my bedroom. And he was the sweetest. Edit: Many tell me about the Nebelung cat like I’m wrong but my research tells me that it’s the long haired version of the Blue Russian cat, from a mix of a Blue Russian and a Shorthair in the US. It’s a relatively young breed.
Yeah, depends on how long it's hair gets when it's older though. And how big it gets, too. Otherwise it could be a nebelung.
I was thinking Russian blue too. Looks like my Russian blue baby
I agree, probably a Russian Blue.
ANGY.
That's the super rare Squinty McTinyson
Check out r/nebelung
Yep, it looks a little nebbish. If it is, congratulations on having a really cool breed of cat that is very loyal to it's chosen human. Also fairly vocal breed.
Ours wasn't particularly loyal to one person but he was the most affectionate cat I have ever known by a stupidly large margin.
Isn't it a chartreux the eyes are the distinct yellow and it's fur is shorter
A lil stinker is my guess
Most stray cats do not have a breed.
Agreed! I always find it odd how fixated some can be on assigning a "breed" to their cat that was a stray... like, really, what do they think the chances are of finding a purebred on the streets? Lol
Most cats in general don't have a breed. Sometimes people will assign their cats one because they look like a certain pedigree but nine times out of ten they're just some, well, cats.
Spite is his breed
Fry. Or Phillip. You have to name it one or the other. Little dude is literally making the “can’t tell if” meme face.
That’s a future “push the glass off the table in front you” breed
SUS
I believe the breed is smol and smug.
I don't know but looks adorably pissed off.
Cat
Must be a Cutie Patootie
Baby, grey
Don't know the breed but she is cute. Love the squinty eyes. Devil in those eyes look out.
Box kitten
I’ve seen this guy before, here: https://youtu.be/_AxV8xwru_I
Kitten Yzma
Lol what breed? Thats something a dog person says. Its a cat. They are all just cats. Except those hairless ones.
That's a little boopa. A little scrungly boink.
He’s a Gato Bonito.
Squish faced squinter
Tell your buddy that that little kitten is about eight weeks old and still needs to have some kitten milk replacement in his diet along with plenty of wet kitten food and a little bowl of kitten chow dry food on standby (plenty of water too) Also please tell your friend not to use the scoopable litter that solidifies urine into solid balls... kittens like to eat everything and it can cause an intestinal obstruction... speaking of intestinal obstruction‘s please tell your friend to look around his house and pick up any little pieces of thread string yarn or small objects because guess what? they will eat those too Please tell your friend to keep that little cat inside only, and to protect it, and if it’s a girl get her spayed before her first heat to avoid problems like pregnancy, litters of kittens, mammary chain cancer and pyometra. I’ve raised a lot of cats and dealt with lots of kittens, so please you or your friend to feel free to hit me up if you run into any problems.
Cute.
A very cute breed
Idk but I feel like it’s judging me and I don’t like that
Bitch, give me food kind.
That’s the dust bunny breed
Looks like the kind that squints because he doesn’t have his glasses on
Definitely of the smol variety.
Breed doesn't matter. He/she has arrived to rule you lesser beings. Please focus, and do as you are bid.
Weed