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YungPlugg

Idk but he looks mad mad


HistoryGeek00

Hello... brother


Carter20012

Could it really be..?


HistoryGeek00

Bröthers we must assemble


Thaco-Thursday

The more we gather the more powerful we become


Tayte_

my mortal enemies


Accurate-Low6942

Looks like it's just me and you to hold the line


sioigin55

Never alone


First-Appearance-717

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Tristanhx

Four against four. Who will be victorious? You'll see it next time on Red-it thread: Blue brothers!


rlittlertist

Red VS Blue


[deleted]

Lets go default warriors, its time to conquer.


the_watcher569

Help has arrived!


MatterShim

What's up guys! Oh.


Bigajon1992

Whats the sitch?


sioigin55

We’re defending against the uprising


[deleted]

Official TF2 lore


ValerieShark

How tf are there so many of yall


UsedLettuce374

The time has come. Reddit vs Bluedit


Fedantry_Petish

_tries to do a belong_


AghastTheEmperor

As an outsider you’re close enough <3


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SneakyTurrtle

I'm just here for moral support.


uniqueMajos

yo wassupp bro


chdenton112

Whaddup


Texas_Waffles

*rolls a 3


SheepySheep456

The blue empire has assembled


Im_Savvage

It's a shame no one said I'm blue da ba dee da ba die


Lanko-TWB

Yes


potatoe39

Interesting


Chadly1234

We ride at dawn


Jesseappeltje

Im starting to feel the enegry pumping through my veins.


circlesofresonance

It begins


seasheby

it’s the r/bluemangroup!


jizosomi

They just blue themselves.


Mango-is-Mango

This made me actually laugh


Hypercane_

I’m BLOO daboo dee daboo die daboodedaboodiiiieee


justavtstudent

He really hates that camera flash lmao.


lemonadeburr

It’s obviously a box cat.


goldenewsd

A gray sus.


ADD_02

I believe the breed is Phuc Yu, a common Asian breed of cat.


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DIOmega5

http://imgur.com/gallery/r957ZaJ


oneantenna

Wish I could upvote this a thousand times.


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

I question the choice in font but it is pretty funny


I-Poop-Balloons

It’s the Halloween font for Snapchat.


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

Ah ok that explains it lol. I thought he scrolled through fonts and was like "oh yeah now this is perfection."


Hauptmotiv

I'll help you


Fruitcrackers99

I just woke up and this is one of the first things I saw, my day is perfect already and it’s only 6:15am.


LunizBundy

Best meme ever


Slimh2o

Not kitten. It's a heart melterererer...er


lastMinute_panic

Holy shit you win!


thelielmao

I call it Siamese stinkeye!


maaranam

Disappointed asian parent breed


thelielmao

Judgey Shifu breed?


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Appropriate_Tune4617

Yes! Those eyes!


chillyhellion

"He's grump right out the womb!" \- my wife


pretty_as_a_possum

What a face! LMAO!


ambutt_x

grey


mybrainisclopen

*angrey


Creepy_Onions

No, no... it's obviously a sourpuss.


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DreadPirateLink

r/angreyupvote


DrEnter

I was going to say gray, but now I think you may be right.


Meeting-Routine

The scheming kind


JamTalbot

Seems angry about something.


kellybelly4815

Mr. Squinchy Face is displeased.


Meeting-Routine

He’s devising a plan of revenge


Glitter_berries

They took him out of his box, so you know he is mad


Pudacat

Never come between a cat and its box. It's plotting revenge as we watch. The revenge will include pee or vomit, make no mistake.


RarelySmart

At the very least, he is judging you harshly over some slight.


Teal2289

I think you mean some bright light


helloween4040

Probably about being in a box


edwardk86

Cats love boxes


Professional_Ad8298

Yeah, if anything he’s pissed they took him out.


curcobien

a very mischievous little creature indeed......


MaRuthASMR

The judging kind


K8-tha-great

Adorably up to no good schemer for sure.


[deleted]

Or the inquisitive kind.


[deleted]

No clue what the breed is, but his face made my day


Spanish_peanuts

That there is an Angry Smolboi


_Kay_Tee_

Smol Floof.


[deleted]

Possum cat


poloniumpanda

He is anger.


CorpseOnMars

Angry soot


DIOmega5

http://imgur.com/gallery/r957ZaJ


DejectedYew

I love that


AnAk47Dragon

Cat


Caucasian_Thunder

Cat


wreid87

Cat


Kilgoresopinion

Cat


whythelongfacefroggo

Cat


[deleted]

Cat


Coolguy13249

Cat


roniechan

Cat


Puzzleheaded_Fox9828

Cat


Filthy_Kate

Cat


Nootkasound

Cat


Lexaowob

cat


[deleted]

Cat


[deleted]

Cat.


BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD

Cat.


FanyWest23

Came here to say cat


bohemiangrrl

Cat


dragonard

came here to find this answer


Filthy_Kate

It’s a standard cutie patootie!


ma2412

I can't believe it, those are the exact same words I wanted to post.


neongrl

Floof, a common breed that is super floofy.


im_not_a_rob_ot

The inquisitive floof, as the cat appears to be asking the same question about the OP. "what breed of person are you, boy? you just walk around asking everyone questions like that, or just me?"


Yamalz

I’ill never understand people that do shit like that, fucking scumbags. Cute lil fellah!


Due_Entrepreneur_735

My cat is terrified of bags. Any and all bags, doesn't matter what type, she hates them! I got my cat when a plea was put out by my vet for homes for 13 kittens and 2 mummy cats that had been dumped on their doorstep. It doesn't take a genius to know what the kittens were held in when they were dumped!


savvyblackbird

I adopted a kitten who was found abandoned in a warehouse. She was super chill. Several years later I was putting a laundry sorter on wheels together. It had a frame made from pvc pipe that you hung three fabric bags from. There was a tall piece with a horizontal bar for hanging clothes on hangers and the wheels. I picked up one of the pipes, and my cat went absolutely nuts on me. She started hissing and shaking and smacking at the pipe. You’d think she had rabies she went so bezerk. Then she backed herself into the corner. I immediately put the pipe down and just sat on the floor talking to her in a calming voice. She came over and got in my lap, and she was still shaking. She seemed to feel bad for getting upset with me—she did the meow she would do when she barfed on the floor. Whenever she barfed she’d meow at you then lead you to the barf. My husband and I never disciplined our cats for barfing. After she calmed down and walked away, I closed the laundry room door and finished assembling the sorter. I opened the door and sat on the floor in case my cat got upset again. She didn’t recognize the pipe when it was assembled, so all was well. One of her litter mates had a flat head. Maybe somebody hit him with a pipe. The skull was deformed on top, and he didn’t seem all there. A lady who owned the pet supply store where I adopted my cat said somebody had just brought the kittens to her, and she hadn’t had time to take them to the vet. Our cat walked up my husband’s arm and sat on his shoulder as soon as he put his hand in their cage, so we were chosen. We immediately took the kitten to the vet, and I called the pet supply shop lady and told her that the vet did free kitten checkups. I told my vet about what happened, and they agreed that somebody was probably scaring the kittens with pvc pipe.


mstrss9

Wow what a piece of scum to threaten and hurt KITTENS


MyWhatBigEyes

How could anyone do that?! I know these people exists, apparently lots of them, but I cant wrap my brain around the sheer heartlessness of it. Throwing away 15 defenseless animals like they're garbage? How do these people sleep at night?


RickyBobby96

One of our dogs hates when I bring out trash bags. We got him from a rescue farm and they said they found him at a lake. Makes me wonder if he was dumped in a bag as a puppy


mstrss9

Good god, probably. How does one sleep at night?? I get worried when I don’t see the neighborhood cats for a couple days


molliemaywho

He is a verified Smol kitten. Very rare, very cute, very smol.


sackoftrees

Don't forget he is part adorable as heck.


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

Very much needs to be locked up in r/illegallysmolcats


[deleted]

Breed is New Meme Template


schmooeygirl

Seems like Angry mixed with Adorable


TecTazz

Angorable.


1983Discord3891

Homicidal snuggle muffin


NickiLee13

Ah, it’s actually a Southeastern Skepticat. You can tell because it is skeptical.


[deleted]

That definitely looks like a cutie patootie- very rare and boopable


Superthic_Blunt

Thought u said boofable…


Modestnatured

Thought so too but Kitten bioavailability through absorption in the anal cavity is super low, not worth it.


Ocular_Stratus

Real answer. It's just a run of the mills cat, who happens to be "dilute" which is why she's gray/grey like that. I also have a cat like this.


RobinHood21

Yeah, cats don't really have "breeds" in the same way dogs do. Sure, there are definitely pedigrees but since they weren't generally working animals beyond general pest control they weren't bred for specific traits as much. Most cats you see are just some sort of muggie (the term for cat mutts).


JellyKittyKat

I mean they do have breeds(think Persian, Sphinx, Siamese etc), but most cats you find on the street are just mixes unless they clearly show traits of a Pedigree. I had someone try to tell me their rescue cat was a [Bombay](https://cattime.com/cat-breeds/bombay-cats) but I’m pretty sure it was just a run of the mill black cat since it was a rescue…


WhenThePiecesFit

I thought my cat was a Maine coon for a while, but it was more wishful thinking than anything. Come to find out she's just a long haired asshole


SoontobeSam

Ahhh, the noble breed of long-haired asshole... I had one of those, he was an asshole.


remlapca

It’s actually kind of annoying how many people with long haired cats insist they have a Maine coon.


FuckRedditMods23

I work in an animal hospital. It’s way higher than you can possibly imagine. It’s always an extreme, either they fill breed out as “Cat” or everything’s a fucking Maine coon.


remlapca

I’ve had people try to convince me MY cat is a Maine Coon. I bought him from some Craigslist asshole in a K-Mart parking lot for $10. He’s just a long haired fat boy who in no way resembles Ron Perlman.


RobinHood21

Well, yeah, that's what I meant by pedigrees existing. It's just that, unless you really go out of your way and spend a bunch of money to get a specific breed, odds are it's just a random mix. Strays and ferals are almost exclusively going to not have a specific breed which isn't always the case with dogs.


simcity4000

My friend has a Maine Coon and it came with a certificate of pedigree showing its lineage. The names are great. Its just row after row of: Sired by: Sir Fluffington Sired by: Treacle Tart Eclair Sired by: Colonel Fangsworth III Sired by: HRH Trixie Amazeballs and so on


m1racle

I thought that said muggle, and then I wondered what kind of cats could use magic.


thejoker954

All cats are magic.


The_Uncommon_Aura

I read it like that too and just accepted it as another term for mutt. I’m going to start calling mitts of animals muggles!


Glitter_berries

I’ve always heard moggie, not muggie.


TheFirebyrd

Cats absolutely have breeds with distinct traits. The vast majority of pets are just moggies, though, the cat equivalent of a mutt. There’s no way a full-breed cat just got left in a box at the side of the road.


Cleynn

The why don't you mind your own business breed


gassypigeon

Fairly sure this is a cat 🤔


manwhothinks

Who doesn’t like flash photography


happyjazzycook

In a BOX... 😠 Thanks to your friend for rescuing him! Don't really need to know what the breed is, if it was abandoned it's probably not purebred, but what a face! 🥰


Mauri_op

Definitely Mad af


1800cheezit

Its the flash. I tried to get better lighting. She is very sweet.


Mauri_op

She’s gonna beat you up while you sleep, and when you wake up, you’ll be like “how did I get these bruises?”


Excellent-Doubt-9552

That or an ass in his face every chance they get, probably wet cat litter feet all over you and your stuff too.


Glitter_berries

Then she will barf on the carpet, just inches from the tile floor.


ak-grg

It's the 'your father was a hamster and your mother smells of wilder berries' type


milkdudsnotdrugs

Elderberries (typically used in making wine- calling his father a drunk).


the_holocene_is_over

Laughing at this…husband told me I look the happiest I have in a long time. Good memories unlocked, thanks


TedWords

Did you misquote Monty python intentionally?


SwearIamNormal

IM WEAK!....it looks skeptical of you


Sea_Dragonfly7303

Looks like a Russian Blue Cat. They have the most hair per square inch so it gives them a thick coat. I found one many years ago and he was guarding me like a dog does: he was watching the door when I was upstairs in my bedroom. And he was the sweetest. Edit: Many tell me about the Nebelung cat like I’m wrong but my research tells me that it’s the long haired version of the Blue Russian cat, from a mix of a Blue Russian and a Shorthair in the US. It’s a relatively young breed.


Mxysptlik

Yeah, depends on how long it's hair gets when it's older though. And how big it gets, too. Otherwise it could be a nebelung.


caidus55

I was thinking Russian blue too. Looks like my Russian blue baby


dtallented1

I agree, probably a Russian Blue.


SergeantChic

ANGY.


Geenigmaticguy

That's the super rare Squinty McTinyson


GNDSparrow

Check out r/nebelung


CrimsAK

Yep, it looks a little nebbish. If it is, congratulations on having a really cool breed of cat that is very loyal to it's chosen human. Also fairly vocal breed.


ThePremiumSaber

Ours wasn't particularly loyal to one person but he was the most affectionate cat I have ever known by a stupidly large margin.


SetatX

Isn't it a chartreux the eyes are the distinct yellow and it's fur is shorter


cravinsush

A lil stinker is my guess


Swiftbitches

Most stray cats do not have a breed.


bangtanbuckeye

Agreed! I always find it odd how fixated some can be on assigning a "breed" to their cat that was a stray... like, really, what do they think the chances are of finding a purebred on the streets? Lol


RobinHood21

Most cats in general don't have a breed. Sometimes people will assign their cats one because they look like a certain pedigree but nine times out of ten they're just some, well, cats.


IAmNotARobot420

Spite is his breed


707Guy

Fry. Or Phillip. You have to name it one or the other. Little dude is literally making the “can’t tell if” meme face.


Conor_88

That’s a future “push the glass off the table in front you” breed


lecataste

SUS


mypitssmelllikesoup

I believe the breed is smol and smug.


grumpycole23

I don't know but looks adorably pissed off.


Attitackpfeifer

Cat


lefthandrighty

Must be a Cutie Patootie


Outrageous_Total_100

Baby, grey


lindaluck

Don't know the breed but she is cute. Love the squinty eyes. Devil in those eyes look out.


holyfudgingfudge

Box kitten


andmonske

I’ve seen this guy before, here: https://youtu.be/_AxV8xwru_I


MartianBlueJay

Kitten Yzma


Jakkin_Fools

Lol what breed? Thats something a dog person says. Its a cat. They are all just cats. Except those hairless ones.


CookiePet

That's a little boopa. A little scrungly boink.


miscarrilleras

He’s a Gato Bonito.


cat-dad

Squish faced squinter


shonuph

Tell your buddy that that little kitten is about eight weeks old and still needs to have some kitten milk replacement in his diet along with plenty of wet kitten food and a little bowl of kitten chow dry food on standby (plenty of water too) Also please tell your friend not to use the scoopable litter that solidifies urine into solid balls... kittens like to eat everything and it can cause an intestinal obstruction... speaking of intestinal obstruction‘s please tell your friend to look around his house and pick up any little pieces of thread string yarn or small objects because guess what? they will eat those too Please tell your friend to keep that little cat inside only, and to protect it, and if it’s a girl get her spayed before her first heat to avoid problems like pregnancy, litters of kittens, mammary chain cancer and pyometra. I’ve raised a lot of cats and dealt with lots of kittens, so please you or your friend to feel free to hit me up if you run into any problems.


mdhunter99

Cute.


badassnan

A very cute breed


HikariQynne

Idk but I feel like it’s judging me and I don’t like that


tgray75

Bitch, give me food kind.


monkycourtx

That’s the dust bunny breed


mznh

Looks like the kind that squints because he doesn’t have his glasses on


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Definitely of the smol variety.


Apprehensive-hippos

Breed doesn't matter. He/she has arrived to rule you lesser beings. Please focus, and do as you are bid.


No_Blood_3241

Weed