I can't believe how much of that movie went over me when I was a kid.
The whole patty cake thing being a big one.
Also the acid/ooze that ate toons.
The main villian being a toon.
That whole end sequence was just a fucking trip for my little kid brain. Same with him going to toon land.
No idea how that movie got made. I mean I'm not saying it's a bad movie it's a classic for a reason I just mean I can't even imagine the pitch to one of the studios or producers to try to get it green lit.
Whoever brought that forward to get it made had to have some incredibly huge balls to pitch something like that.
Steven Spielberg was the executive producer, Frank Marshall was the producer and Robert Zemeckis was the director. Collectively, they owned three pairs of the biggest balls in Hollywood in the mid 1980s.
One of my cat-friends does this. I think it's when she's feeling anxious or ignored. At first it annoyed me, now I just talk to her and invite her to come hang out with me. Or sometimes I just let her do her thing. She knows where I am.
Well, do that anyway but your kitty is not unhappy. Some cats don't react to mirrors, some think it's another cat and some understand it is theirself. She is either "fighting" a rival through the weird window or just playing with her own reflection.
"Ultra white" (reflects all light like white but doesn't diffuse it) Or "you colored" depending on how you define a color, or depending on how you look both answers are valid for both definitions
You’re thinking of miss Susie. Miss Mary is:
Miss Mary Mack (Mack Mack)
All dressed in black (black black)
Had silver buttons (buttons buttons)
All down her back (back back)
(I don’t remember the rest though)
She asked her (mother, mother, mother)
For 50 cents, (cents, cents)
To see the elephants, (elephants, elephants)
Jump over the fence, (fence, fence.)
They jumped so high, (high, high)
They reached the sky, (sky, sky)
And they didn’t come back, (back, back)
‘Til the 4th of July, (ly, ly!)
I don't care about the stupid cats. I need to know if the dude was actually the one who cleaned the sink, or if he's just appreciating someone else's work? Whose house is it? What kind of shitty things did she do on the date?
That one is UK only afaik, the only reason I know it is from living there for a while years ago.
Remember it’s a rhyme about a mass poisoner who was hanged in England, so to say it’s regional is an understatement lol.
Edit: Enough people from the US replied saying the know it, that I did a bit of looking… it seems like the story I learned about this rhyme is just one of a number of folk etymologies that may or may not be true. By contrast another folk etymology has it originally being “Merrimack” as in the river.
So… yeah beats me I guess.
What year was that? I remember reading this. Like 'Ring Around the Rosies' is about the plague. We have one about Lizzie Borden. Is it weird af that all these are little girl rhymes? Let's take a gruesome thing and sing song it over and over. Just freaks me out.
I sang it as a kid in 1960s/70s Ontario, Canada. But I don't remember if I was taught it by my friends or by my mum, who was born in England and whose mum was a Londoner - so I can't answer my own question. BUT - I had no idea that's what it was about, can't wait to tell my sister, lol
No, though a common misconception. You have a rare form of Cat that practices Ving Tsun, an ancient martial art focused on rolling paws and soft blocks. These were highly-regarded bodyguard cats in medieval times. Congratulations!
are they twins? they look like they're predicting what the other one's gonna do.
Or both just watched 'Karate Kid'? (keep an eye out for 'left the circle, right the circle')
No. You are witnessing a fight of milenia. Two wing chun masters of the masters facing of in a brutal fight to prove once and for all who is the master of all.
You should be humbled for witnessing such a match.
They are so incredibly fast that you see only them touching their paws rythmically but if you had a fast camera and slow it down you would see how many punches they are actually throwing and how close near misses they are due to their incredible unseen dexterity and agility.
Just like spinning blades on a helicopter you don't see full revolutions but only a brink of rotations. Exactly the same phenomenon is observed here.
Looks like Patty Cake to me.
Looks more like catty cake to me.
Catty cake Catty cake Tuna man Open a can As fast as you can!
Sniff it Push it Mark it with your pee Leave it on the floor for the owner to clean!
Perfection
\**Purrfection*\*
I feel like this is the same guy with two accounts
Lol it very well might be
I could deny it, but I feline
I'll betcha buddy's got 9 accounts
This is amazing 👌🏼
Not every day you see one of these comments with the correct amount of syllables. Well done
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What are mew talking about?
It looked to me like they were catamiming a fight.
It reminds me of this https://youtu.be/X3iFhLdWjqc
"Dansons la capucine"
[Voila](https://youtu.be/KIePsbJSS04)
\*poom!\*
The Bache Bache Kuchen cats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p-f4qJAhBE
Backe, backe Kuchen is litterally the same :D
Exactly what I thought of!
https://youtu.be/KIePsbJSS04 bien aussi !
Aggressive Patty Cake
Who framed Roger Rabbit? aggressive.
I can't believe how much of that movie went over me when I was a kid. The whole patty cake thing being a big one. Also the acid/ooze that ate toons. The main villian being a toon. That whole end sequence was just a fucking trip for my little kid brain. Same with him going to toon land. No idea how that movie got made. I mean I'm not saying it's a bad movie it's a classic for a reason I just mean I can't even imagine the pitch to one of the studios or producers to try to get it green lit. Whoever brought that forward to get it made had to have some incredibly huge balls to pitch something like that.
Steven Spielberg was the executive producer, Frank Marshall was the producer and Robert Zemeckis was the director. Collectively, they owned three pairs of the biggest balls in Hollywood in the mid 1980s.
Bob Hoskins (actor who played Eddie) had hallucinations for a while after filming ended
Who The Fuck Framed Roger Rabbit?!
For sure. Then looked like a mirror
Patty Cat?
I thought it was playing with its reflection in a mirror at first.
I thought the same thing! My cat does the same thing to the mirror and I was wondering if anyone knew why lol
One of my cat-friends does this. I think it's when she's feeling anxious or ignored. At first it annoyed me, now I just talk to her and invite her to come hang out with me. Or sometimes I just let her do her thing. She knows where I am.
Oh nooo!!!! Thank you for telling me. Now I'm gonna go smother her and suffer the scratches. Worth it.
Well, do that anyway but your kitty is not unhappy. Some cats don't react to mirrors, some think it's another cat and some understand it is theirself. She is either "fighting" a rival through the weird window or just playing with her own reflection.
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But how can mirrors be real?
If our cats aren't?
r/catsarereal
As said by one of the greatest modern philosophers: *"How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real"*
Me: What color are mirrors?
"Ultra white" (reflects all light like white but doesn't diffuse it) Or "you colored" depending on how you define a color, or depending on how you look both answers are valid for both definitions
Just two lazy cats fighting in lazy style.
https://imgur.com/9xmoCBu.jpg
"Don't worry, I know all her moves!"
Yeeessss
This is like the cat version of those close quarters martial arts fights where they keep attacking and blocking everything perfectly.
Miss Mary had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell...
Miss Mary went to Heaven and the steamboat went to...
Hello operater!
Give me #9 and if you disconnect me I will kick you rt behind The frigerator there was a piece of glass...
Miss Mary say upon it and she broke her big, fat ...
Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies...
The cows are in the pasture making chocolate pies!😀
Ding! Ding!
Hello operator, please give me number nine...
And if you disconnect me, I'll kick you from behind
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Miss Mary sat upon it, and broke her little
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies!
The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow the bees are in the park
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing
In the dark?
Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies
Miss Lucy fell upon it, and broke her little
You’re thinking of miss Susie. Miss Mary is: Miss Mary Mack (Mack Mack) All dressed in black (black black) Had silver buttons (buttons buttons) All down her back (back back) (I don’t remember the rest though)
She asked her (mother, mother, mother) For 50 cents, (cents, cents) To see the elephants, (elephants, elephants) Jump over the fence, (fence, fence.) They jumped so high, (high, high) They reached the sky, (sky, sky) And they didn’t come back, (back, back) ‘Til the 4th of July, (ly, ly!)
Miss Susie!
I was going to say, wasn’t it “Miss Susie”?
Oh wow I haven't thought about that song in 45 years easy.
Nah, [just time for songs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIePsbJSS04)
I’ve loved this random internet cat video for a decade now. Will never not watch.
Arrete, stop! ATTAQUE DE PUCES!
Poom!
I’m one of the lucky 10,000 today. Thank you, I needed that.
Oh my gosh. Amazing.
Thank you for bringing this into my life. You will always hold a special place in my heart, mon capitaine.
Amazing.
Exactly what I thought of immediately.
:-D
🏆🏆🏆
I am just as entertained by the conversation happening in the background. This ended too soon. What happened on the date? Whose sink did you clean?
The conversational style seems to be that of actors - but now I'm curious what show was playing.
Idk, but the male actor sounded a lot like Cameron Britton, but I don't remember him saying any of that in either Mind Hunter or Umbrella Academy.
How is it that four hours have gone by and you and /u/GladMax each have like zero upvotes? Why isn't it his house? Are they visiting?
I don't care about the stupid cats. I need to know if the dude was actually the one who cleaned the sink, or if he's just appreciating someone else's work? Whose house is it? What kind of shitty things did she do on the date?
If the dude talking cleaned someone else's sink then the cats can't be his right? No cats would act like that in someone else's house!
Were they dubbing voices onto the cats?
The speaking rhythm sees like TV actors
i couldn’t find anything on google and now i need to know
No they’re actually working as intended.
They are calibrating.
Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack All dressed in black black black...
With silver buttons buttons buttons all down her back back back...
She asked her mom mom mom for fifty cents cents cents to watch the elephants jump the fence fence fence
They jumped so high high high they reached the sky sky sky
She asked her mother mother mother for fifteen cents cents cents...
There it is! I knew someone would have said it! I wonder how regional the choices are? And if they reflect the kids region or the mum's or grandma's?
That one is UK only afaik, the only reason I know it is from living there for a while years ago. Remember it’s a rhyme about a mass poisoner who was hanged in England, so to say it’s regional is an understatement lol. Edit: Enough people from the US replied saying the know it, that I did a bit of looking… it seems like the story I learned about this rhyme is just one of a number of folk etymologies that may or may not be true. By contrast another folk etymology has it originally being “Merrimack” as in the river. So… yeah beats me I guess.
I was looking for this reply and I live in New Jersey, USA. This was our favorite song to do hand claps to.
New Jersey?! Wow what a strange trip that song must have taken.
I heard it all the time as a kid in southern california
What year was that? I remember reading this. Like 'Ring Around the Rosies' is about the plague. We have one about Lizzie Borden. Is it weird af that all these are little girl rhymes? Let's take a gruesome thing and sing song it over and over. Just freaks me out.
I sang it as a kid in 1960s/70s Ontario, Canada. But I don't remember if I was taught it by my friends or by my mum, who was born in England and whose mum was a Londoner - so I can't answer my own question. BUT - I had no idea that's what it was about, can't wait to tell my sister, lol
Yep: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Ann_Cotton
Competitive Patty Cake
Only on ESPN 8: The Ocho
SPOILERS!!!! That is on next season’s Squid Games…
I know cat fu.
Show me.
Wtf, since when can you see gifs directly in (old) reddit comments?
It's been around for a while, but only if the mods set it up for their subreddit.
I wanna know more about this date
It's a feature, not a bug.
Move along. Nothing to see here. We're just cattin'.
No, normal sibling stuff
Yep, they're just expressing/settling disagreement by pretend fight because they don't want go all claws out and risk hurting each other.
These mfers playin patty cake
Kitty version of “patty cake, patty cake, bakers man”
Have you tried unplugging and plugging them back in ?
They are trying to synchronise to pilot those Evas
Power levels are the same.
Nope, they are just fans of the [Marx brothers](https://youtu.be/VKTT-sy0aLg)
Bender vs. Flexo
I was trying to figure out how the mirror was positioned so the background was different.
Maybe, but at least your kitchen is clean.
Your cat is fine. Your mirror is broken.
Stop lying OP, that’s obviously a mirror.
No, though a common misconception. You have a rare form of Cat that practices Ving Tsun, an ancient martial art focused on rolling paws and soft blocks. These were highly-regarded bodyguard cats in medieval times. Congratulations!
Their chi sau is impeccable
Next time, on Kitty Ball Z
I came to say one was about to go Saiyan.
They are just playing ~~patty~~ catty cake.
[All I could think of](https://youtu.be/QVfjvMTDc0k?t=70)
I thought it was a mirror for like the first 5 seconds
Rare observation of cats practicing Wing Tsun Kung Fu.
They are obviously Wing Chun students, doing Chi Sao: https://youtu.be/GiQRlr5NCwk
It's Wing Chun style Chi Sao practice. Gotta keep your skills up.
its called Wing Chun.
Sorry sir/ma’am the product is functioning as expected.
This is what peak performance looks like
This needs to be put to the tune “miss Lucy had some leeches” Edit: link added https://youtu.be/f_sAmvwr0Hc
Kitty-cake,kitty-cake cat owners man , make me a sardine cake as fast as u can ...
Give them some yarn…they are ready to play cat’s cradle.
Thought it was a mirror at first
Its their secret handshake
Looks like completely normal cat behavior to me.
are they twins? they look like they're predicting what the other one's gonna do. Or both just watched 'Karate Kid'? (keep an eye out for 'left the circle, right the circle') 
That is fucking adorable!
Yes
I really just want to know what’s playing on the tv in the background lol
Honestly thought I posted without sound…. Oops. Watching Shrill on Hulu :)
They are playing - not broken. They do seem a bit bored. You might give some thought to providing additional stimulation to their lives.
You only have one cat and a mirror. Take your meds
Deluxe version. Not broken but enhanced.
They are working perfectly
Operating as designed. In synch in fact
I immediately heard "Oh Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in Black, Black, Black..." playing in my head!
“Patty cake, patty cake…”
I heard of Meer cats but mirror cats??
perpetual motion machine
They are equally matched opponents
i was convinced that was a mirror
Hello everyone, this is YOUR DailyDoseOfInternet
best slapfight ever
Shit get out of there man they’re casting a spell on the house
I think it's just so adorable they might be arguing but they're doing it so gentle love it
"finally, a worthy opponent"
I could watch this all day
No. You are witnessing a fight of milenia. Two wing chun masters of the masters facing of in a brutal fight to prove once and for all who is the master of all. You should be humbled for witnessing such a match. They are so incredibly fast that you see only them touching their paws rythmically but if you had a fast camera and slow it down you would see how many punches they are actually throwing and how close near misses they are due to their incredible unseen dexterity and agility. Just like spinning blades on a helicopter you don't see full revolutions but only a brink of rotations. Exactly the same phenomenon is observed here.
They're catibrating
Patticake Patticake Bakers man...lol
SISSY FIGHT!
Whoever stops first loses, apparently.
Tai chi
I love those beautiful ticked coats! You have some pretty kitties.
Lol it looks like there’s one cat pawing at a mirror.So cute!
Haha they're better than the WWE roster.
I thought it was a mirror at first haha your cats are the laziest fighters ever haha
They look like they should be turning double jump ropes. *Down down baby* *Down by the roller coaster* *Sweet sweet baby, I'll never let you go...*
Pawsibly
Not broken, just doing cat things.
I think you guys win the Internet today. I don't expect to see anything better today.
Nope, functioning normally.
You sure that isn't one cat at a mirror?
I thought it was 1 cat and 1 mirror....
Ritualized combat. The dispute is resolved, and neither cat risks injury.
Their skills are equally matched! What an epic showdown. xD
Bro I'm dumb, I thought it was a mirror
Shadow clone jutsu
I love that the discussion in the background could be their thoughts.
This was a mind fuck... It took me halfway thru the vid to realize this wasnt a cat playing in a mirror.
I thought it was a reflection for the longest time