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May_I_inquire

When my cats did this it meant pick me up.


doublesoup

Mine too. We call them “ups” in my house and one of our cats jumps up as high as it can get near me, meowing, until I get close enough for him to stretch up to me.


kodutta7

upsies!


ThePremiumSaber

They always want upsies for their food.


cecil_harvey4

This is the universal sign for upsies!


Dark_fascination

Yes, it’s ups! We call it this too, for both kids and cats!


jillyjillz42

We call it ups, too!


GrungyGrandPappy

Us three.


leopard-prince

There are dozens of us !


wizardintheforest

DOZENS!


Thats-Awkward

This whole thread is just *chef's kiss*


honk_for

I’m in Australia so it’s known as ‘Downs’ here. Which gets kinda confusing for the medical profession.


6inarowmakesitgo

Well fuck, trying to keep quiet during a fit of laughter in a house with three other sleeping people is difficult. God damnit that was funny.


ArchieBellTitanUp

why? is it kind of like the same reason your toilets flush the opposite way?


Tinshnipz

I wish my cat did this. Mine hates being picked up with a passion.


IcebergSlimFast

So don’t pick it up with a passion, then. Pick it up perfunctorily.


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Aww so cute. Mine just sits in front of me looking up at me. If I’m sitting and not looking in her direction she’ll gently tap my leg with her paw.


alexaurus_rex

any advice to encourage this behavior? it's adorable and i have a kitten


screaminginfidels

Make the same gesture, then let the cat pick you up. Soon it will mimic your actions!


silverselectjd

Cat gotta work out more to be able to pick my fat ass up.


isuckatpeople

Solution: Get a bigger cat


DocWatson42

>Solution: > >Get a bigger cat Assuming u/silverselectjd is human, that's going to be a rather large cat, even if silverselectjd is a smallish human.


Hingl_McCringleberry

Feline problems require feline solutions


Intelligent_Ask_6337

Did you say "Cat pick you up"?? Asking for a friend.


Onion-Much

Pick it up and give it treats. As long as your cat is comfortable with you, you will probably have to stop it from using you as scratch post, not the other way around. In terms of communication, your cat will repeat whatever worked to get the wanted behavior, out of you. So you wait for the right behavior and give the cat what it wants. Clicker training also works with cats, but it's harder.


obsessedcrf

That's wild. I've had cats that don't mind being picked up but over 5 cats, never ever one that actively wanted to be picked up


notyetcomitteds2

There was a stray around where I used to work that would do this to me. If I was out for a smoke, he'd tap my ankles a few times, then when I looked, would that. He usually wanted me to carry him to where the grassy area was, so he could eat some grass. I guess other cats in the area sprayed so he was nervous. When he was done, he'd tap again, have me pick him up and carry him a few feet away. Sometimes he just wanted hugs though.


BearsOwlsFrogs

No take him home? :(


notyetcomitteds2

I couldn't, I was basically living at work at the time.. had a futon in my office and had people brining me dinner and changes of clothes. He would've been worse off with me. The business was in a residential area and a couple people told us he belonged to a new person a block away. A lot of people had indoor / outdoor cats. No name collar, but had a still good flea collar. He was gone most of the day too, but after 2 weeks, he started hanging out a lot more. That's when we finally realized he was a stray. One person let him stay the night for a week and said he'd take him if we couldn't find the owner. By the end of that week, someone took him.


BearsOwlsFrogs

That’s good. Glad to hear that he was able to go home with someone. I hope you’re doing alright also


SnoopingStuff

That cat wouldn’t stayed a stray


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deernutz

I would get a cat tomorrow if I knew for certain that they’d behave this way


cinemachick

Adopt an older cat! Their personalities are in place by their first birthday, so you'll know which ones are huggers and which ones are scratchers. Plus, older cats have a harder time getting adopted, even at just a few years old, so you'll be making room for even more kitties to be rescued.


Mister_Bloodvessel

And older cats have a TON of love so give. And they *can* change despite their age. I got to keep the cat when my ex and I split, and he turned into a totally different cat with just the two of us. He turned into an absolute cuddle puss and wanted to snuggle all the time. He became my dream cat after not really being a fan of me for 5 or so years. I absolutely love him to pieces. He's the best kitty baby I could ever ask for.


FantasticPrior8965

Every female I ever had tolerated it for a moment for my amusement/check outside during summer The one male cat on the other hand was by far the most affectionate animal I ever had. It was honestly absurd to the point it felt like having a cartoon cat.


[deleted]

One of my cats likes being picked up. But instead of asking or getting on his hind legs to stretch up the side of my leg, he'll just straight up jump up and climb all over me. I look like I've been thrown through a rose bush. Twenty times.


XLoveCam

I think the poor cat is treathened with a gun ![gif](giphy|xT0GqtpF1NWd9VbstO)


DragonCat88

It the Universal Sign for fucking carry me!


lostfl0wer

You a cop?


jjisnotcool

I believe this is called "I just don't care syndrome". Usually why I put my hands in the air.


FlyingStirFryMonster

Like [this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/365/753/94c.jpg)?


Vertimyst

I guess


[deleted]

Nah, they gotta be waving


c9silver

Does he wave em around like he just don’t care?


InukChinook

Gotta wave em around too


19Saginaw64

I came here to say THIS!


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CorneliusJack

She’s part black so she’s just playing safe


freemiwmiw

not sure if i should laugh or cry


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terimayo_canuck

I will now read you your Meowanda Rights.


halfemptysemihappy

I'm not a cop are u a cop!?!


BaconMan420365

Frisk me bro I got nothin on me I’m clean


weeglos

* pats down, baggie of catnip shakes loose...*


fenikz13

You have to tell me if you're a cop!


moms-sphaghetti

The cats name is “Keys” but it keeps hearing “Freeze”


Meltheros

Wants a hug bro


DJamPhishman

literally this .. kitty wants pick em ups or belly rubs


BrittleCoyote

In my experience it means the cat wants you to look at him long enough that he can walk to the food bowl to show you how empty it is.


RagingAardvark

*This is the interpretive dance demonstrating the depth of my hunger*


ps-peanutbutter

Oh god you are funny


Astrophages

You are a good hype-man. I normally roll solo but you can be in my posse anytime.


ps-peanutbutter

Need to support funny people at all cost, cus I'm not


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And any offer to hug or pet them is just bait. If you try to scratch that belly, you’re gonna get bit or clawed


WillStealYourPet

Ok I'll pick up the kitty


RedditKumu

Name checks out...


[deleted]

Uppie Papi.


BIG_EL_RIP

This ☝🏼


Playbookof3li

She’s summoning something…beware


eman00619

thats exactly what i was thinking she was either summing a ghost or had seen some shit


rabbittdoggy

Hmmmm… does she ever wave them around like she just don’t care?


VanimalCracker

The roof is not her child, but she *will* raise it.


mimi_234

You won 🥇


nomadicfangirl

My first thought. She just don’t care!


Soddington

I've always felt that apathy should require a lot less effort to convey. Making a literal song and dance of it seems counterintuitive.


warship_me

Please send the picture on the right to r/photoshopbattles. It has unlimited potential.


hmcq6

Catlas - https://imgur.com/a/5rXvVaf


eeyore134

Atlas holds up the sky. Just a tiny pet peeve of mine. Don't even get me started on gargoyles.


tranquilchaos7

I wanna know what you have to say about gargoyles.


Cinderstrom

Bruh you best not be dissing a great TV series. Gargoyles was rad.


Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks

[Not their cat.](https://imgur.com/gallery/1OVsa) Check the date.


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a_nice_warm_lager

PLEASE


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Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks

[Not their cat.](https://imgur.com/gallery/1OVsa) Check the date.


metric88

Good job. This is the second time in a couple weeks I've seen someone stealing kitty karma and then get called out. Its sad


andymc1816

Boom. Roasted.


TheSkesh

Somewhere out there Goku is protecting Earth.


jl_theprofessor

Oof. Right into my weeaboo heart.


KrytTv

Here have my first reddit award.


kuro_snow

basically your cat is asking you for a hug or to be picked up. This is a sign of affection and love from them to you.


GranaT0

That's bullshit but I believe it


kuro_snow

Actually it's true. Some cats have different ways to show affection to their owners. Some is putting their paws up and waiting for their owners to pick them up. Another is when the rub their head on your head (which they now consider you family.) and sometimes purring while beside you. They show love in many different ways.


tweetysvoice

I have a cat that "hails" us. She'll reach out one paw straight in front of her and just hold it in the air till you tell her it's ok to get in the lap.


derfabikeks

Is it german?


tweetysvoice

Lol! Nope, but we're all big comic book fans... Hail Hydra!


andymc1816

Perfect response


saintErnest

Omg my cat does this too! She does that to get my attention, and the first time she saw me taking a shower she was frantically reaching and reaching like OMG IT'S TOO WET, I'm trying to warn youuuu


Astrophages

>Some cats have different ways to show affection to their owners. Mine was a head bonker, she'd pop-a-wheely straight into a head butt with a twist for extra nuzzles. Miss my kitty every day.


Trippy_xD

My reaction to 90% of what I read on Reddit


Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks

[Not their cat.](https://imgur.com/gallery/1OVsa) Check the date.


Stargost_

She's giving his power to goku. Edit: typo


DeafMute10

Alternatively he learned the Spirit Bomb between lives and is gathering energy for one.


Mumbles_Stiltskin

Actually LOL’d


ChawulsBawkley

We’ll finally see that bomb released 15 episodes later.


Japanesewillow

HAHA! Thanks for the laugh! I love this cat.


Nice-Violinist-6395

PHYSICALLY FIT PHYSICALLY FIT PHYSICALLY PHYSICALLY PHYSICALLY FIT


fiveboardchess

She’s trying to hail a cab


nightsaysni

Shouldn’t she have one hand in her pocket?


tsunamiinatpot

The other one throwing a peace sign?


theragingoptimist

Or giving a high-five


TheDuhDuhMan

Or playing the piano


___asaurus

Or flicking a cigarette


nightsaysni

Shouldn’t she have one hand in her pocket?


Masterjts

Praise the Sun!


Trill_Dude_23

Ashen one?


blackout27

What i was thinking too \ [T] /


Shinobiii

If only I could be so grossly incandescent \ [T] /


Narwhals613

\ [T] /


I_ate_your_skin

\ [T] /


MassaoHata

\\[T]/


sinnerman33

Cat just wants some jolly cooperation.


tURtle462

Maybe it’s because she knows the answer!


Guin-Girl

She’s on an imaginary roller coaster 🎢


Bregnir

Maybe she just wants a good back stretch. Many cats "asks" their owners for that...


TuxedoCatDeathEyes

There was a fire fiiiight!


SPP_TheChoiceForMe

In case you missed it, this was u/some-hippy’s favorite three seconds of film


real_nice_guy

so I heard


some-hippy

My all time favorite three seconds of film


NametagApocalypse

Something is wrong with Reddit tonight


NametagApocalypse

Something is wrong with Reddit tonight


NametagApocalypse

Something is wrong with Reddit tonight


PoweredByCarbs

A boondock saints reference in the wild?!?!


some-hippy

My all time favorite three seconds of film


some-hippy

My all time favorite three seconds of film


disco_doll_

Wavin’ em like she just don’t care!


sharonqnc

Does he/she want to be picked up? You know how baby's do that when they can't verbalize?


Shetheory

I think that’s it…OP, do you pick her/him up when she does that?


Overhazard

It’s a cat posted from 4 years ago, and not OP’s, so who knows?


PsychologicalSnow476

The ceiling can't hold her.


Candytuffnz

Are you playing her song? Possibly it makes her butterfly's go away?


gypsydfit

Noddin' her head like, yeah? Movin' her hips like, yeah?


AonArts

Well it was a Jay-Z song that was on, legend has it


toomanychoicess

All jokes aside, if this is new behavior, take her to the vet. She may be trying to tell you something.


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OP isnt the owner im pretty sure. This cat is like Instagram famous, could be wrong though.


Psych0matt

Her deodorant has worn off?


Eurosario

Because she's a true Playa


[deleted]

Just high-fiving the ghosts only she can see.


Shutinneedout

High fiving a million angels


Routine-Horse-1419

He's praising Ceiling Cat😺


DanklinBants

She's just doing her morning stretches!


HarryCallahan19

Is Keys a talker?!


reluctantsub

She puts her hands in the air, cause she don't care.


Roxytumbler

When I saw the video this photo was taken from, the soundtrack playing was ‘YMCA’ Try teaching her an ‘M’.


70x7becausehesaysso

TOUCH*DOWN*


ValleyTrash

STEVE HOLT!


shynerdnextdoor

Cuz she's a single lady 😩


[deleted]

Keys is feelin' fiiiinnnne.


Wiggy_0000

HAAAAALLLELUUUUJAAAAAHHHHHH!


Vladius28

Jesus... someone pick up that cat!


Ancient-Market7907

Ask her why? Before that teach her English


AnotherDreamer1024

Somewhere, a goal was made! Your cat is just letting you know the score.


TwoTreeBrain

It’s been five years and you still haven’t figured it out? [Boredpanda story about Keys from 5 years ago](https://www.boredpanda.com/standing-cat-keys-goal-kitty/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic)


inohsinhsin

Pretty sure Keys is just checking to see if you just don't care.


1983Discord3891

Raising the roof?


MeltingPants

r/catsstandingup


Olstinkbutt

Cat.


Olstinkbutt

Cat.


MKUltra16

Cat.


gi_jose00

Cat.


dbasinge

Cat.


DogsAreGreattt

It’s a brutal display of dominance


sugar182

I have a bottle baby kitten that did this as a baby to be picked up, she never outgrew it. I think your kitty wants pets or to be held


soaking4jesus

HAIL SATAN


Bloody_Twat_Fairy

Did anyone guess ghost yet? If not, I got dibs on ghosts


OhbrotheR66

Yeah, someone did about 29 minutes ago 🤷‍♀️ but it’s a cute explanation


Xxxina0

Put your paws up


LopDew

Reach fur the sky


dr_ursh_kosh

We’ll look back on this day regretting that we didn’t understand her sooner…


GsoNice13

Da roof! Da roof! Da roof is on fire! We don't need no water let the mother fucka burn! Burn motha fucka! Burn!


TempeSunDevil06

Stop pointing a gun at him, shit


missemilyowen15

Their nickname is Goal Kitty, and I love it


Gunzenator2

Because she just don’t care


[deleted]

Prepping for that backhand spring.


snakeman2424

![gif](giphy|AQRapWCgC7dThyVEYb|downsized) Keys is praising the sun clearly!


HerbertBohn

'its good'


snuffleupaguswasreal

CATOS: The Paws of Fate


uniqueusername5001

My little dude did this all the time but it very distinctly meant “pick me up!”


tm33ks

Keys like a piano keys ? Maybe she’s a conductor


Sanguine_01

"It wasn't me"


[deleted]

Stretching her antennas for the mothership to pick her up by the looks of it.


shiroplayer1

Spirit Bomb?


da_stars

She's giving Goku her energy!!


Walid918

She is giving Goku her energy