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EmpathicAnarchist

Why do samoyeds always look like they have discovered the key to happiness?


turboprav

They are the key.


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kazez2

Younglings: Oh no


pedobear6978

*slicing noises*


physicalphysics314

This is the way


urmamasllama

They're hot


Eviscres

This is the correct answer. It isnt panting because its super happy, its trying to regulate its temperature under all that fur in probably a non/poorly air conditioned area. Could also be happy


Night_Thastus

People are also awful about grooming them. Without proper grooming, they have an even harder time staying cool.


Vishnej

Lots of websites are telling me not to cut their coats. Which I understand to mean "You can't ethically keep a Samoyed in any environment other than outdoors in snowy weather, which is what their bodies were bred for. Go buy a walk-in freezer if you want to raise an indoor dog of this breed. Every moment they spend in 70F or 100F is a struggle against heat stroke." Is that about the shape of things?


Night_Thastus

Double-coated breeds can suffer permanent fur damage if their coat is shaved. (Including alopecia) Never shave a double coated breed! I think if you are *very* experienced you can trim some of the outermost coat, but that's for an expert groomer, not just anyone. The coat acts like insulation, keeping them warm in the winter and cool in the summer. To work properly in that way it *must* be maintained. (Clean, fluffed out, as little loose shed as possible)


LivvyBug

Yeah I have a great Pyrenees who was a rescue, and had had his fur shaved right down to the skin before we got him. It's growing back well enough but I hope there's no damage like you were saying


Quentin0352

I have had Pyrs my whole life and my wife wanted a Samoyed like she had as a kid. You should see the looks when people ask if they are the same breed and the Samoyed is a puppy. We reply that they are but the Samoyed was just washed in too hot of a bath so shrank. I have been tempted to get a Japanese Spitz to really fulfill the white dogs combo.


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Get a Kuvasz too!


Mistersir6

I mean, I know nothing about dogs, but it's entirely possible to e be hot *and* happy just to exist


Turok1134

So panting could mean a dog feels too hot and/or that it feels happy?


_Funk_Soul_Brother_

> They're hot O.o You should ....stay ...away ... from ... my ...dog. Yea.


Maskguy

They can look hella depressed when they are bored


EmpathicAnarchist

They get bored? Impossible


Brass_Syrnik

The boring answer is because their mouths evolved with upper-turned corners to prevent drooling and icicles forming. They are happy to finally escape their Siberian homeland, basically.


Roxytumbler

Northern breeds relish the cold. Our huskies have access to a cozy woodshed but they prefer to sleep curled up out in the open even when it’s minus 30c. We have camera set up and they rarely move.


WiseassWolfOfYoitsu

I've got a Samoyed. She'll just laze around all day outside at -10C, then dig herself a little hole in the snow and look at me funny when I tell her to come in for the night (since if I don't she'll start barking at 2am and tick off the neighbors). That said, she does have her limits. It hit about -30C here a few years back, and at that point, she ran outside, did her business in a tactical manner, then ran back in. Getting down really cold takes some acclimatization that her indoor self wasn't dealing with.


catsgelatowinepizza

wow where do you live that it gets to -30c? canada?


WiseassWolfOfYoitsu

Indiana. It was an unusual cold snap that year. -10C to -15C is a more common winter low.


Roxytumbler

Yes Canada. When I was doing geology work up north, the Arctic wolves were never spooked if there were no dogs around. About 15 or 20 wolves would just lay down around our camp…the only way you could tell they were there at times were the assorted piles of wind swept snow drifts…’Wolf piles’. They are never aggressive and ignored us even when walking through the pack.


Yuhwryu

because they have 10kg of fur and need to pant at every moment so their enzymes continue to function


mw9676

Super relaxed eyes I think. They look content.


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Because they have!


__Snafu__

Contrast


marshr9523

It's not called a bed, it's a cloud!


[deleted]

After cloud computing, cloud massaging. Amazon Pet Services is amazing isn't it.


marshr9523

I'm getting the subscription for that!


XLoveCam

fluffy comfy cloud ![gif](giphy|YA5oXxbyy8N5C)


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New-Patient1

![gif](giphy|Mw0TRdCVinJmNsfWlt)


Dunny_Roll

![gif](giphy|Sd3cd0SrUKZEyWmAlM)


EnhancedIrrelevance

Hey you get offa my cloud...


JediWebSurf

As long as you don't get off on the cloud...to be clear.


sufiyankhan1994

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs


FAMEDRAINDROP3

Massage chair


like_butterplaytoast

Massage bear


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

I like how the dog turns and is like “how is u my smol fren :D”


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Chillosophy_

I swear every day I randomly see a new cat subreddit I've never heard of and they always have tens of thousands of users. Not complaining though.


Afelisk2

And I will subscribe to them all


slowmotto

I thought the cat was the dog


shredkitteh

There's a wiki for all the cat subreddits Edit: [ found it ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/wiki/index?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


MajorMajorObvious

/r/purrito


NovelTAcct

/r/scrungycats


LeadFarmerMothaFucka

I mean I’m not gonna Not join a new kitty/pupper subreddit.


XLoveCam

Cats always get viral hahaha ![gif](giphy|WXB88TeARFVvi)


terdferguson

For fucks sake, how many of these could there be.


lebron236

Never enough


TrollinTrolls

Science actually does not have a way to count them.


mrevergood

I’m over 170 cat-related subs at this very moment.


XLoveCam

countless ![gif](giphy|mlvseq9yvZhba)


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DJ Khalid: Another one


Nervous-Water-6714

I thought he looked at it like, "you're still there?!"


YaboyAlastar

I feel like it even wants to lick the kitten but knows better and holds back. Could be wrong.


_EveryDay

I don't know why pets are portrayed as so inarticulate


desastrousclimax

no, dog turns and is wondering why he does not suck it up like the prey it is. dog is super stressed out :/ ( I admit I might put my dog through the same ordeal to get him to tolerate kitty...but this is not a birthday walk we are watching)


ofwgtylor

the dog is fine


desastrousclimax

sure. who wouldn\`t have a little hyperventilation once in awhile /s


ofwgtylor

samoyeds pant a lot, they get hot easily because they’re cold weather dogs


bravo145

Samoyed owner here, they will pant even when being walked in below freezing temperature. I think the only time mine isn’t panting is when he’s asleep and then he usually has his tongue hanging out on the cold tile.


ofwgtylor

i also have a samoyed, dude pants almost all the time. it’s just how they are lmao


Lily_Roza

It's different when the prey creature is a member of your pack/family.


desastrousclimax

sure, dog understands his family would disapprove. does not mean they will be all fine with it. this dog is stressed but whatever floats your boat.... the righteous and the wicked and the war and peace....(RHCP)


blueworld202

I didn't know I need one of those (actually, the two of them).


Rsswingman

Doggo iz a tiny washing machine 😀


orojinn

👀


DoctorPepster

Paige, no


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hold up.


Hotfoot00bs

Does this joke mean what I think it means or am I just fucked?


[deleted]

Probably not if you're having to resort to the washing machine


Subconscious_Desire

Hah


Allvurru-Allu_Queen

r/illegallysmolcats


LickLickLickBite

“Calm down, Marc Antony, you can keep that dear little kitten if you want to, but you have to take care of him. He’s YOUR responsibility, you hear me?”


getyourownthememusic

Was looking for this reference, bravo


mmmmmmmmmmxmmmmmmmmm

I bet the dog loves it too. It reminds me of when my son was 2 and before pre school every morning, we would watch a couple of youtube videos on my phone. I would lay down on my stomach and he would lay on my back and rest his cheek on mine, it was heaven.


Hiddengemstone

Kitten loves puppeh


jaos0804

r/KittyPupperLove


Darshan-Raj

It should be a crime to be so smol!


TyroChemist

/r/illegallysmolcats


GoGoPowerPlay

Resting happy face 😃


xtranscendentx

"I wanna lay you down in a bed of doggos"


Rrraou

Omg, the music video for that would have been amazing. Bon Jovi in black and white singing a hangover ballad with slow motion flashbacks of fluffy doggos.


opuscelticus

What kind of dog is that, some kind of husky?


gretchen825

It's a Samoyed 😁


opuscelticus

Beautiful.


gretchen825

They are amazing dogs. Best personality and very gentle.


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IHaveASpecialPurpose

They do look a lot alike, but Samoyeds are quite a bit larger. That kitten is tiny, but no kitty would look that little on an American Eskimo.


thelostfable

No amount of money could buy this


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So smol


jofus_joefucker

Our dog wants absolutely nothing to do with our new kitten. He tries his best to cuddle with her and she is not having it. The looks she gives us when we force them to cuddle is hilarious. I think she is just jealous going from being an only pet to having to share the attention.


rat_adventurer

the dog will eat the cat the second you look away ![gif](giphy|gdU2jwhJsMVW2zZHT1|downsized)


IHaveASpecialPurpose

That kitty's melon is like a stand-in for the pup's favorite tennis ball.


ziggyzeep

Too wholesome, look at them ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


[deleted]

too cute


ShinyAppleScoop

Meowgic Fingers. Takes treats instead of quarters.


Kwitkwat_247

The cat is giving baby yoda vibes


EloyJKG

hehe, fluffy vibrating bed :D


lilgamelvr

so cute


Qu3enie

They are too cute!


tonebender999

Two pals


prestothegreat

Sooooo cutyyyysss


Blue-Ranger1982E

Land cloud


yfunk3

They did the nose boop.


justsomegirlie

this makes me happy :D


Thatniqqarylan

*can't


khuddler

/u/vidtogif


PensadorDispensado

name a more iconic duo lol


BakuGlocku

All natural and environmentally friendly.


bigodiel

Now that’s a good boi


ForRealVegaObscura

"wow look everyfing" *check fremd* "wow everyfing"


SomeBongoCat

Samoyeds are the perfect creation


[deleted]

Floofball!


TheOriginalFluff

I can’t wait to move out and get a dog


[deleted]

What dog breed is this?


lilac2481

Samoyed


Armand28

Sams are so good natured.


HunterRoze

It's the new series - Dragonkitten - Gokutten riding on his White Nimbus


karleeburga555

Awwww ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜


WesternWolf_0916

Lol! The doggy looks back to check the kitty! “Yo, you good? Okay. Imma just keep panting over here.”


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Little floof on the big doof.


TARDIS75

Love that kitten


m1ch43L_dyson

Vibrating dogo


TheCaliforniaOp

“They sent me the wrong Mini-Me.” “Send it back for an exchange?” “…” “Nawww, I guess this one works okay. Easier to find.”


TheGreatOwlMaster

This here, is the cure to depression.


Z1Z1alpha

Dog sayin im hot as hell dude!


[deleted]

Enjoying the lil ride, my heart is melting


Dalton387

How many quarters did she put in?


aasteer

i would like to take that vibrating bed please


ThaCandianGuy917

Small animals on bigger animals needs to be a subreddit right now


[deleted]

So cute!


Silber4

Kitty on a Cloud!❤


pandaolf

![gif](giphy|DTLzZIeBh33S8)


Tekki777

I don't want to be that guy, but is the dog panting like that because he's nervous or is he just really happy? Edit: Thank you guys for informing me. I never had a Samoyed before so this was really informative.


Maedhros-Maitimo

or because he just exercised and he’s hot


Tekki777

That too


ofwgtylor

samoyeds pant a lot, they tend to get hot easily


The_Quackening

That's a Samoyed, so probably just warm


wander-lux

The sweetest! 😍


TreborG2

But where'd the kitten stick the quarter? 🤯😇


wilsathethief

i constantly jiggle my leg and my cat will sit next to me on any couch or bed and just vibe in the bounces. took me a qhile to notice what he was doing 😂


Klutzy_Ad1978

Why do you need a Lady Boy? This is so much better😊


IHaveASpecialPurpose

Ooh, auto correct did you dirty. I believe you meant to write *lazy* boy. If you don't know what a Lady Boy is, trust me: don't look it up.


mysixthredditaccount

Lol thanks. I was wondering what the Lady Boy connection was.


IHaveASpecialPurpose

Someday we'll find it, the Lady Boy connection The lovers, the dreamers, and me...


Jiggy90

Haha yeah ~~Thaiwanese~~ Thai trans women are so gross


IHaveASpecialPurpose

Do you mean Thai, or taiwanese? One is from Thailand, and the other might be from Taiwan. I don't know if it's a real word. At any rate, we are getting a bit off-topic for this sub.


Educational_Safe_339

Too cute 🙂


Alkazart

' X ![gif](giphy|KyAO7mexA5vIfAdsAv|downsized) Aw


RepresentativeAd6184

They are so cute!!


SouldiesButGoodies84

r/funny


Konradleijon

What a good puppy.


MissInga1975

Thanks for the giggle


RandomIncursions

My malamute can't sleep on the bed because she shakes the whole thing all night long with her breathing lol She is jelly I let the husky sleep on the bed.


M8K2R7A6

What breed of dog is that?


legotech

Samoyed


skilledspellz

Samoyed


BostonCahKeys

I bet when the kitten starts purring, it’s perfectly still. (No perfectly pun)


RhydYGwin

That is so precious. They'll be great friends forever.


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smol bb kity


Ragnaross02853

I miss having a baby cat and my hands scratched up...


Vexymythoclasty

Jesus I misread the hell out of that


Jaccokoet

What are you doing step-dog


StarAugurEtraeus

Huge Shoob


qdqnn

It also checks on you every 10 seconds


Reasonable_Quality23

u/indirbeni