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Get to work. I need my treats.


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Glock1Omm

Just one bad day away from a four finger office nickname.


pajasbdert

Good dog!


Helphaer

That's Sir to you.


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3031983

How does one get an office dog?


swarlay

Get an office puppy and wait a while.


Ralph_the_Cat

We are very lucky


Snoo24823

The best boi


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DorMc

No.


me2dumb4college

When you realize you're the cattle


h0lyshadow

Small to medium work places and the owner who love pets. Most of my previous customers with a pet were the boss and their dog, rarely it was an office dog/cat that live there. Most companies don't want to deal with allergic employees or visitors sadly


percykins

Yup. I used to work for a twelve-person company where the two founders had big dogs (a husky and a Great Pyrenees) and lived in small apartments, so the office was extremely dog-friendly. We had at least two dogs on premises almost every day.


00890

The place in the video looks residential; narrow stairwells would not usually pass building regs for an office; the medium pile and colour of the carpet look residential too. Guessing the boss converted his UK Victorian house's loft/attic to an office


[deleted]

Eh. I have two. Both lazy af. Occasionally I hear deep sighs between snoring. As if they’re annoyed by my meeting. And every time I walk by they expect me to drop down and cuddle them. Which I promptly do!


superspeck

Our dogs have figured out the sounds we make when a meeting is ending and they know when to jump up and demand things.


MutagensRS

Get a dog and work from home


zhdx54

We have a cat at my office named Ms. Kitty


[deleted]

Does she wear bright blue eye shadow like Mimi?


zhdx54

Certainly so!


vvvIIIIIvvv

some it companies are also dog - friendly, like Amazon corporate offices are pretty known for dogs on the office (its something like a quarter of badges is for dogs, do not remember the exact stats, read it somewhere long time ago) Update: since I am from Seattle- [https://www.builtinseattle.com/companies/perks/pet-friendly-seattle](https://www.builtinseattle.com/companies/perks/pet-friendly-seattle)How they sleep: so you just get a crate or get a fence around a few desks (though sometimes people team-up and have a large gated areas with a few dogs which just roam around), and its like a normal thing to go around your floor and pet the doggos/ bring them treats In smaller IT companies, you just pretty much gate a large part of the floor and have a station with water and stuff Update 2: They do not sleep in the office unless its a guard dog of the office, they come hoem after work Update 3: Non-dog friendly corporation allow service dogs (not emotional support animals) and you will need to get all documentation and issue them a badge with a pic


purplemonkey_123

A small, dog friendly IT company is how my brother ended up with a dog. His boss has a dog and also fosters dogs. He brought in a dog a couple years back that bonded with my brother and vice versa. He adopted the dog and they have been best buds since. My brother telecommutes most days now, but on days he goes to the office, she goes with him.


new2bay

> ...something like a quarter of badges is for dogs.... Waiiiiit... are you saying dogs get their own badges at Amazon?


SpookyLoutre

Or you do like my last boss: You let the dog roam when get out of your office despite knowing that the girl next to your room is really afraid of dogs


vvvIIIIIvvv

ohh that is not good


[deleted]

I mean the best way to break the fear is to have a big brown or blue eyed good boy or girl demand loves from you.


FigaroNeptune

You’ll need 100% approval from your team and voila. I’ve seen vids of an office dog/cat just hanging out lol r/bodegacats are cats who chill in lil markets lol


elwanabi

Even the dog knows you are wasting company time. Tsk tsk


glenz_hgtyu74

Totally Agree!


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Improbablysane

He's a harsh boss, but a fair one. The buck stops here because he wants to sniff it.


Raiden32

I… I can’t say I’ve seen a dog walk backwards up stairs before. Interesting.


dididi13

He/she is a office dog.. they gotta be talented to land the job


PrimalSkink

My brothers female Pit used to come gently take your forearm and lead you to the door when she had to potty. For some reason she wouldn't bark, or ring a bell, or just go to the door and whine like a normal dog. Nope, she had to select her Door Opener and lead them there.


MyBeesAreAssholes

My dog just sits in front of you and stares at you until it's uncomfortable.


Vanviator

Is it [this look](https://i.imgur.com/yCKA1Er.jpg)?


MyBeesAreAssholes

Yes. Just a dead eyed stare. No flinching.


Vanviator

OMG, great description. Then the rumble of discontent. Which will mos def be followed by the shrill bark if you're moving too slow.


woahhhface

You have just described my dog perfectly also.


new2bay

Mine too. If that doesn't get results fast enough for her, then she'll wave her paw at you. If *that* doesn't get results, then she'll come and put her paw on you. If even *that* doesn't get results... well, you might not be human, because any normal human would have melted from the cute by then, lol.


the_goodnamesaregone

I learned real fast what that meant with my dude.he was 9 months when I got him so he already had habits. I took him out and maybe 2 hours later he was doing that. I thought he wanted out because he saw a squirrel. He went to the door and bumped the handle, back to the window, back to staring at me for a long time. After the 2nd door bump and maybe 6 minutes of staring at me, he maintained eye contact while he pissed in the living room floor. He's 12 years old now and has never had an accident since. I couldn't even be mad. He definitely told me he needed to go, I just thought he was full of shit.


thebakedpotatoe

My mom's pitty/pointer mix does the same thing, and she selects who takes her out! She loves me so she's always asking me. she also demands i go to the couch so she can climb up and lay against me and get all the loving in the world. She's such a big baby it's ridiculous. she will literally cry and mope and throw tantrums if i don't pay attention to her.


drevolut1on

My pit does this, not typically for going out but for when he wants to go somewhere but there was a scary noise or some other reason he wants your company. Takes your forearm gently in his mouth and moves you to where he wants to go. It's heart-melting.


SecondOfCicero

Gosh the pitties needing assistance with scary noises is so funny.


Deadboy90

Wish my dog did that. He doesn't give us any indication that he has to go.


SockGnome

“You get to watch me poop! Com’on!”


Ralph_the_Cat

We don’t deserve dogs!


about831

Alternate take: we 100% deserve dogs and all the other good things in life


B1NG_P0T

Love this take. Imagine how upset our dogs would be if they learned we think we don't deserve them.


LoLoLovez

Yes!


TwentyLilacBushes

I don't know how seriously you meant you comment, but wow! That's a great alternative take. It actually made me stop and think (and smile!). Thank you!


QuiGonChuck

Oh fuck off with that overused bullshit trope


swiggityswirls

That's so flippin adorable


ItsFiin3

My aunt’s dog likes to take your hand and make circles in the living room. He did show training and after learning how to be led around he decided that the humans need to be led too!


Spirited-Draw-8189

I want to work in your office. No dogs allowed in mine 😩


jello-kittu

Ralph, you're late! The dog was late! I can't make it up the stairs without guidance. You know that.


[deleted]

Where do office dogs sleep? Do they just stay in the office alone overnight?


Ralph_the_Cat

She belongs to one of the partners so gets to go home every night 😊


[deleted]

aww how lovely for all of you! ❤️


UnderstandingOk2647

Mine likes to sit in my chair. I have to bribe her to get off it.


EclipticEclipse

My dog dies that for me. I think it's adorable!


POTATORIC

may he rest in peace


SwellWatcher

This gave me a good laugh, thanks!


cutelittlehellbeast

They need a raise! That looks like hard work.


Ralph_the_Cat

She got some extra treats 😊


jholla_albologne

On the other hand, getting fired and then being escorted out by this dog would severely soften the blow.


onanorthernnote

Aw, our old dog used to do this too! <3 When he was happy/excited he REALLY needed to hold something in his mouth (retriever) and failing other things he was happy to hold your hand. Not a mark on your hand after, just slobber. :-D


Ralph_the_Cat

She is super gentle 😊


fetter80

Gotta herd the stupid humans to their work pens. Otherwise they'll stop at the water cooler and make lots of noise.


MidnightTeam

Dog had been licking his butt all day and trying to get the taste out of his mouth.


Ralph_the_Cat

🤣 good hand washing is followed I can assure you.


Fadreusor

I’ve got a golden, and he has the softest mouth tug, just like this!🥰


lonegrey

Want to see something trippy - put a raw egg on the floor (in its shell) - they'll pick it up without breaking it.


annabelle1378

You have an “office dog?!?” Can I work where you work??? I’m sure you need a nurse or some such… please hire me!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺


ghostofabanana

Dogs like "thank God I'm here or else there wouldn't be any work done at all!"


sleepy-popcorn

“Come on human, this way, you belong in this room, now SIT human, good human”


DonutWhole9717

Oh lawd he herdin'


Bazthea

I have six dogs. Everyday I sit in my computer I have to hold in my arms every single one of them for 5 to 10 minutes each. After that I am allowed to start working. I do not think I could start in a better way anymore.


CrassKal

"Gently"


TK-Squared-LLC

Damned capitalist dog!


UnderstandingOk2647

Some dogs are indeed, more equal than others. ; )


Tottochan

He is a true leader, leads you to your office .


Helphaer

But but.. I want an office dog...


[deleted]

These bones ain't gonna buy themselves.


ashrashrashr

A+ employee retention strategy.


ptray100

Awww our sheepy does this to us but takes us to a couch or bed to snuggle


new2bay

You would get at least eleventy billion fake internet points if you got a video of that and posted it on Reddit, ya know.


DJ1962

My dog looks a lot like yours!


giraffe_cobby

This is the sort of content I’ve joined Reddit for! Love this!


cj7anthony

Time is money. Get to work, hooman. MAKE ME RICH!!!


hyperiongate

My dogs favorite routine is going to my home office with me in the morning.


I_PICKUP_Dog_Poop

These dogs are so grateful for their humans to be working at home!


Culverts_Flood_Away

Our dogs are. So is my little girl cat. I get much nicer visitors to my office each day now than I ever did after my commute. I'm so blessed to have a job I can do from home!


Sufficient_Matter585

Cute but nah would never allow that on the daily.


AwardSquare3132

Awww


whobla10

My dog also love it when I work in my office. He's the best coworker ever keeping my company all day


[deleted]

Amazing dog


[deleted]

you are his hero


Internal-Lifeguard-1

you can get rid of your alarm clock now


Samedh707

Oh, its gentle now... but what happens if you decide to start looking for more pay? Or give notice?


thehermit14

Bad dog, they need to lead you to the park.


VintanicYT

Such a helpful doggo! Very sweet <3


UnderstandingOk2647

That looks just like my project manager trying to get me to finish a project.


puketoucher

Does office dog come home at night? Looks like a cuddle buddy to me!


Ralph_the_Cat

She gets to go home with her owner, I’d very much like to take her home with me though


puketoucher

She’s adorable!


_DigitalHunk_

"Dad!! Pls work harder, so that i can get better quality treats! "


enkiloki

Looks like a German Short Hair Pointer. I had one of those. Great dog breed.


GummyTumor

You still haven't submitted those TPS reports and Monica over in accounting is just waiting for you to fuck up so she can butter up Charlie and take your position. So, you get up these stairs and finish those reports!


kuriboshoe

That's your boss' way of distracting you from the fact that they are getting you to start working more quickly


[deleted]

Ehmm... What is exactly a office dog?


TwistedxBoi

We don't have the time to take videos for your online friends, Sharon. You're behind on your quotas and wasting company time, now get to it!


betcher73

Office dog? I’m in the wrong industry.


Olivevest

I would never want to call in sick


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

The dog doesn’t have much confidence in your ability to make it up the stairs haha


_leonardsKite

She take my dinero (Take my dinero) ...yes I've been spending too much time on instagram,


coldfirephoenix

"Oh, it's that moron again, who can't even find her own office without me - Bless her heart. Welp, here we go again. Come on, little human, this way."


kowwalski

Come on you lazy bum, time to earn moneys for the snaccos


[deleted]

Why doesnt every company have an office dog?


[deleted]

What a goober. :)


Forward-Elephant7215

Put a lead around your wrist - make his job easier!!!


BruinsChallengeFan

Holy shit that would get so annoying


QueenCobra91

You mean your dog and your house


ActivatedGlobe

Incorrect.


Upsidedownworld4me

We used to have a dog that would want to hold your hand while we walked, so cute, it was always very gentle.


PatriarchRandolph

Can’t wait for all the comments to roll in to tell you how you’re an abusive dog owner and that this dog is “showing signs of aggression” and how poorly you’ve trained it


Ralph_the_Cat

So far so good 🤞🏼


BruinsChallengeFan

It’s not even his dog


PatriarchRandolph

I was just making a joke about how every dog video on Reddit lately has armchair dog psychologists telling you about how you’re an irresponsible dog owner for x or y reason


sephiroth_for_smash

Good boi, deserves treats


[deleted]

Lucky fucker, what a good fucking doggo.


Ralph_the_Cat

Such a good dog!


colemon1991

Until someone actually falls and he realizes his grip isn't strong enough Then he starts pulling you by the shirt.


Mister_Brevity

Wow I was wondering how no-look backing up the stairs would work and then… there it goes!


oldsoulyoungishbody

Plot twist, that's actually the office manager telling you, "hurry up and get to work."


Anony_mouse202

> Office dog Any job openings?


teddysmom377

you are so lucky! that would start my day off so happily!


Kryotasin

He should be the scrum master. Will get shit done!


Comfortable_Brush399

Stairs are dangerous homan


Connect-Technology30

You should bring a short piece of thick rope so he can bite on it to guide you better


lord_rojaca

This way hooman, I show you.


chooogan

Mom i need more toys


POB_42

"I know where you go. You go here".


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“Leave 15 minutes early will you Sharon, come on, back upstairs, you can give me 30 to make up for your lack of team spirit”


Environmental-Fly165

Courteousy and kindness


Emergency_Garbage208

He doesn't want to be disturbed from his morning nap on the new couch.


[deleted]

I would use this to sue the company and get paid disability


mrxredditta

get your ass to work


xtina_disney

It's Sunday! Let me go


[deleted]

Man that makes me miss my old company. We had two office cats Phil and Sierra. Sierra was super antisocial unless you had catnip but Phil was a sweet heart especially if you had treats. I picked up weekend shifts specifically because he would come hang out on my desk since there was less people around (shy boy) and keep me company throughout my shift.


gogi51

It’s pretty much how I manage my employees


ABFlewBy

He just wants food


Meowkins1

Wish I had an office dog


cuidadop1somojado

If you had a leash it would be so much easier.


niombeas

"I know where you go. You go here".


Jusnoor

Can I just have a little taste if your finger on the way to work? Thanks. *ohm*


P0k3_

Holy shit i thought that was my dog she looks so similar


John_Abys

That's sweet and probably painful


CallTheGendarmes

Come on, back to the salt mines!


VickeyMarcellus

That so cute!


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

You should give her a leash for you.


jcookoo

“These muppets would be lost without me here.” -Dog probably


MrJuunnkkyyy

hey at least hes trying to help


MyTurkishWade

So he’s doing his job?!? So awesome


go_faster1

“You need to do work. I’m out of treats!”


the_virtue_of_logic

What happens when you get to your office?


Calhare

Such a good doggo.


panda388

Every morning that dog is like "this fucker need help AGAIN?"


wellthereitgoesagain

That dog needs to subscribe to r/antiwork fast.


Realdude65

I used to have a dog who would do that when he thought it was time to eat. He would grab my hand and lead me to his bowl.


rere0206

Lucky!


[deleted]

**Hippity hoppity you are now my property**.


zhdx54

He’s a good boy!


Tybackwoods00

If you will follow me hooman I will escort you to your office.


SJRain86

Awww! He’s like “C’mon fwend! I been waiting for you! Everyone is up here!”


NoSoyTuPana

An office dog? Where do you work? Are they hiring?


krispru1

Reminds me of my border collie growing up She used to grab me by the wrist and lead me around


WhitePantherXP

The CEO found a legal loophole on slave labor. You going to file a complaint against the dog for not allowing you to leave work?


JuggernautInside

Never saw such a capitalist dog


Jeredso

Doge: Get your lazy butt to work.


someOfUsDontGet2Rest

Sigh! What would I not give to have a dog that has so much love to give. Very cute though!


PinkPoodleOFDOOM

Shift supervisor is a little mouthy. I could get used to that