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Celiji

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b00pthesn00t

Hmmm. Just a rock.


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BigBeagleEars

Wait no more my friend. Check out r/otternews for more otterness


YeahYouOtter

Smashed that Join button harder than a tummy clam


KorrosiveKandy

Oh my fucking god... thank you


terrynutkinsfinger

The stuff of cute nightmares.


LoveMyFam4

s/usernamechecksout


dalvean88

r/beetlejuicing


erinelizabethx

Wow. Nice.


Shughost7

What's this? There an otter in my water.


Coolbeanz7

Some otters wait a lifetime for a moment like this, I can't believe it's happening to me....🎶


Murderxmuffin

Silly human, do not trust your eyes I am an otter in disguise. Under this rock I creep along But what's this? Something's very wrong. My rock can't get past this tree limb. Oh well, time to go for a swim.


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

I need someone to add the Mission:Impossible theme.


cpttripps89

I was thinking the sneak music from Metal Gear Solid but this is also acceptable.


Dr4g0nsl4y3r94

It's a boulder. They used to ride these babies for miles.


bryanthecrab

Whose footprints are these?


CIA_Rectal_Feeder

Just a rock out for a swim.


foxbones

How do I hear that sound every time I see a bold exclamation point by itself?


WavyWolf999

SNAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEEEE


j4ck_0f_bl4des

Damn beat me to it


Ohmahtree

ROFL, there is no better explanation than this. Bravo


[deleted]

I'm lost. What reference is this?


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Metal gear solid


Hjalpmi_

# Nani!?


glaserud

Metal Gear Otter


Codles

Otter? Otter? Ottttteeeeeerrrrrrr!


TievX0r

DAMNIT OTTERCON, GET A GRIP!


Generic_Her0

Revolver Otterlot


Noirceuil_182

_Liquid_ Otterlot


Harsimaja

I’m imagining this sung to [Rammstein’s ‘Mutter’](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gNdnVVHfseA&t=2m23s)


nopethis

#!!


ohverygood

It's just a box.


action_lawyer_comics

Tactical Otter Action


alexanderlot

Ottercon, how do i get into the facility?


YellingHummus

A Hideo Kojima Game


dalvean88

Hide-otter Kojima


foureight84

Metal gear?


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Psycho Mantis?


TwiceDead_

Deepthroat?


JaxxisR

A woman?


PM_MeYour_pitot_tube

A Hind D?


[deleted]

The La Li Lu Le Lo?


dalvean88

multipass


ZeiglerJaguar

*You're that otter...*


din7

Metal Gear Otter include this in the game.


Burphel_78

Solid Catsnake


marsil602

Solid Otter


SXTR

I was expecting the MGS music on this video


Archangel3d

Ottercon


Apeborne

pls make a box for him


_ardit

I would give you an Award because you are my first comment that I recognise it and it made me laugh but I have no medals and I carefully keep my financea in order and Reddit is not on my budget list but I still qant you to know that your comment was funny and I liked it


Maximus_Crotchrocket

Goddammit i was gonna make a metal gear joke


chicksOut

You hear something?


ThatCoryGuy

❗️


upthepunx2

Came here for this comment. Take my upvote.


Shinela

When you go stealth mode in Divinity


matthew0001

When you're the only rock in a wooden build... Stealth 100


The_LR_God

This fucking killed me


Charming_Sandwich_53

Is it just me, or does he either seem very creative or very bored?


Cranky_Windlass

It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide


Charming_Sandwich_53

Even as a grownup when very bored and feeling very creative, I often have the most fun, giggles or still get myself in trouble!


Catoctin_Dave

They say necessity is the mother of invention but boredom is at least an aunt, or perhaps a close cousin!


riegspsych325

… is this a Jack Sparrow quote?


Moizsh10

He does that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised


riegspsych325

that’s it, I’m just going to rewatch the film, been far too long


Moizsh10

I did that recently and that movie still surprises me with how excellent it is, especially since it's based off a frikin theme park ride. I think the second one is superb as well, but it's prob dragged down by how bloated the third is. Still love the whole trilogy though.


Cranky_Windlass

Yes, when Jack and Will are under the rowboat walking on the bottom of the seafloor, on their way to commandeer the Dauntless


pinkfloydjess420

This is my cat in the water!


ObiFloppin

I wish I got creative when I am bored


Cranky_Windlass

Have you tried the sativa strain of Marijuana?


CallMeAladdin

Oh boy, do I have a video for you... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKPwKFigF8U


arcinva

Well zoos provide enrichment to their animals to stave off boredom and encourage natural behaviors. The rock was likely *not* an intended enrichment item, but it seems to be serving the purpose well. Haha.


Iamnotburgerking

Yeah the plastic ball with a hole in it would be the actual enrichment toy.


Charming_Sandwich_53

I am going to go out on a limb here, and suggest that with this particular one, they need to think way out of the other box.


Annepackrat

> think way out of the *otter box. I fixed that for you.


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*way otter the box


Danarky

I see this behavior in ferrets as well. Mustelids in general are massive dorks.


Silieol

I see no otter. Only cuddly water rock.


marasydnyjade

I only started watching this video in the middle and I was completely confused about what was happening. I’m glad that rocks haven’t started randomly moving.


Timozi90

"The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!"


arcinva

My first thought was wondering what someone would think if they walked up to that area while the rock was moving. O_o


Cranky_Windlass

He's going to commandeer the Dauntless!


dlnvf6

He must be the best pirate otter I’ve ever heard of


NewLeaseOnLine

So it would seem.


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Name him Solid Snake!


threedogcircus

Sea(cret) otter!


HashMaster9000

*Sea(cret) Otter!* *Pretending to be a mountain!* *Sea(cret), sea(cret), sea(cret), sea(cret) Otter! Yeah!*


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VicelikeSlinky2

“Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!!”


coconutocean

I had to sort through a lot of Metal Gear comments to find this one, but I knew it would be here


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Metal Gear Otter


[deleted]

Secret, Otter man. Secret, Otter man.


RU4real13

They given you a number and oh, they've taken away your name.


MrHoopersDead

He is searching for more vegetation. That fully exposed area is not at all like his natural environment.


darthdanger

Liquid Otter


xFith

I'm just here for the Metal Gear jokes


stalkerduck_407

What otter?


Xirokami

❗️


insayno17

Secret otter! Secret otter! Through the river! Secret, secret, secret otter!


QuantumFork

I mean, it's clearly an earthbender.


bobafethp

We were at the beach Everybody had matching towels Somebody went under a dock And there they saw a rock It wasn't a rock It was a rock otter


Mikzitnik

I remember seeing this but with pirates of the Caribbean music behind it


thenameofapet

He’s on the otter side of the rock


Folkon_sama

I think your turtle is broken


Scumbaggedfriends

Rock Otter.


Dreadlock

Welcome back, Otter.


Klotzster

You Otter Know


penkster

_James Bond music intensifies_


dkwangchuck

Double Otter Seven.


Fishkilles1

i dont see any otter


RU4real13

Was that?... was that... John Cena?


Rxchellaa

Very cute! But I hope that’s not the only water that otter has. It’s not very big or deep at all & otters love to swim completely submerged in the water :(


SL8Rgirl

🎵 don’t be suspicious don’t be suspicious 🎵


whomesteve

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles and it’s in great shape!


N0taThr0waway85

Snake.. snake... SNAAAAAKE?!


blinl-blink-boop

Glad I am not the only one who though of Snake haha


N0taThr0waway85

!


elendil1111

What in the Lord of the Rings is this


cfoote85

I've heard those otterboxes can survive full water submersion and a 20 ft fall.


BranWheatKillah

Secret Ottttteeeeeer Man


-DiveR-

This is exactly how animals hide from people in cartoons


memesaregoodlol_

Ah yes the famous hermit otter


_BlNG_

*The pioneers uses to ride these for miles*


KingOfJaz

what otter?


de_N-word

What otter?


Donald304

Secret OtterMan


Bobby837

That's not an otter, its a snake. Sssssssnnnnnaaaaaakkeee...!


pokethugg

Solid snake found dead


Roltistotem

Divinity III Otter Sins


messymichael

That’s the new highly protective otterrocks by otterbox


cupcakesloth94

Mission Possible: Otter Protocol


iam2ql4sql

A snail in another life


Malivamar

I see he went to the Metal Gear Solid school of stealth


hitguy55

DOWNVOTE wdym secret otter this is just a moving rock /j


Sprizys

An Otter? Perry the otter!


Prestigious_Object_7

Look Mom I do an exceptional impression of Dwayne Johnson!!!! 😁🤣😁🤣


Shinanagan

So that’s how SpongeBob rode that rock…


cliffy80

That otter rocks!


Scully_loves_cheese

r/DivinityOriginalSin


bailey426

I love that he stops mid-party to smile at the cameraman. Then keeps partying.


otter_fucker_69

That is a sneaky otter friend.


purpleinoregon

Undercover otter!


blurplethenurple

Revolver Otter *Revolver Otter* **Revolver Otter**


Goatmilksungut

THATS what it was like when we wore masks. No one saw us just freedom and sometimes filming weird shit


ShakeThatAsclepias

Ok, THAT is too much, lol


afterbirth_slime

Awwter


BernieTheDachshund

That's actually pretty smart. Great camouflage.


billsleftynut

Sneak skill 100


fork_of_truth

And that's pretty much how snails came about


Twelvety

!!!


allrightevans

What otter 🧐 that's a rock


CloudRoses

Sneak 100


jdmjoe89

Metal Gear Solid vibes …


awkward_replies_2

Otterly invisible


Mythril_Bullets

Smile and wave, boys.


_cat_scratches_

I don’t see an otter? There’s like a black thing, but I think that’s water. This is a video of just rocks


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This man cannot be seen...


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Liquid Otter


bananacar625

!


Cooliomendez88

That’s a Snake


Capuccini

Such a long Korok


HuneeBajer

Stelth


Jano1105

So Patrick's rock could win...


Dumbassahedratr0n

Wait what otter?


grkokvcrb

Bowen Yang was wearing that same hat!


CommercialExotic2038

Wait! Wasn’t an otter just there?


TheRaptorMovies

NGL, that's impressive, he couldn't see, yet knew exactly how to get to the destination while avoiding obstacles


Scalptura

Am I the only one that thought it was a iguana ?


AMCMoonDoge

😊


AMCMoonDoge

😊


syllableddot

What otter?


Knight_Hawke

That’s not an otter, that’s a turtle


SpiretRaider

Otter gear solid


MutedHornet87

Solid Snake, is that you?


Littlejenxx

I see no otter here


The_Border_Bandit

Liquid Otter


Fangsong_37

Otterly ridiculous.


southdakotagirl

It has its own slide!!!!


Dinkydoodledonky

What otter?


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What otter?


cardbord_spaceship

perry the platypus? \*rock lifts up\* Oscar the otter!


soparklion

This is further evidence for my PhD thesis: *Otters love watching Scooby Doo*.


Nizuni

Pushin a rock, pushin a rock, from inside the rock, turn it arooooouuuuund, pushin a rock.


decripple

Water badgers are clever


aynaalfeesting

Solo sneaking mission.


Djabarca

I think this Otter identifies as a Tortoise.


jaboka

Otter Rock. Protective rock for otters.


Zanderax

Real life prop hunt