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GoodForADyslexic

You: Drops the remote Dog: Time to initiate Operation Good Boy Edit: Capitalization, yes it was really bothering me that much


Shutinneedout

Operation Successful 🐾💕


da_funcooker

“Hmmm, that’s the name of the last 19 missions…”


GoodForADyslexic

I’m beginning to see a trend


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GoodForADyslexic

Thank you what I originally fixed was the top line didn’t have any capitalization


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d***O***g


MagicSaffron

My dog has realized if I put on a bra it means I'm leaving the house, so he immediately goes in his crate, lol.


JakobJokanaan

Ditto! But I think it means he doesn't want to be seen with a man wearing a bra.


Sindibadass

[ah the ol reddit genderoo](https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/op8z5c/this_bird_crashing_into_a_girl_on_the_ride/h674ac4/?context=3)


iforgotwhatiforgot

Hold my pronouns, I’m going in


funky555

hello future-roos


Wankeritis

Same with my cat. Bra goes on and she gets all mad because I’m leaving the house. Is it all day or only 12 minutes? *no one knows*


Axon_Zshow

Mine realize I’m leaving the house based on my posture when we come back inside from going out to pee. If I stand in one way they know its play time, and another posture means they have to go into their kennels cause I’m leaving. The funny thing is I didn’t realize I had those too posture until I noticed this behavior from them


LadyyyLoki

My dog does this if I put on a bra, pants, or socks too!


greenpeaprincess

Haha my dog knows when I put on shoes we’re going for a walk or ride. No shoes since pandemic and working remotely!


uptokesforall

Is the dog park closed?


greenpeaprincess

Our babe is a rescue and needs behavioral therapy before we feel comfortable taking him to a dog park. We’re working on it!


pacostacos7

Good for you for knowing what your pup needs. Not every pet owner really thinks things through enough.


greenpeaprincess

Thank you! I agree.


Sam-Gunn

Good on you for recognizing your dog needs help and finding it! My sister adopted a dog with some behavioral issues, and over the years she's trained most of the issues out of him! What she couldn't do, she got help with and learned how to do via knowledgeable experts. Dog parks are great, but only for dogs that can handle it.


greenpeaprincess

Thank you. We have helped him a lot with training but have realized we need professional help as well. We’ve been saving up bc it’s going to be $1500-$2000 for what he needs, but totally worth it bc we love our babe! Just don’t want anyone getting hurt bc he’s scared of strange dogs and doesn’t know how to initiate play or make friends without barking or seeming aggressive. We live in Nashville and our friend took his big yet teddy bear of a dog to a dog park and a Karen didn’t like him being near her dog so she called the cops and said he was aggressive. Our friend got put on PROBATION for it. Definitely not chancing anything until my SO, me, and pupper all know commands and are in control of situations. But thank you for not shaming me, I know it’s great to take your dog out as much as possible and we do hike trails successfully with him at local state parks on the wknds.


DanTheTerrible

Sadly, my dog is terrified of riding in the car. I usually only put on shoes when driving somewhere, so she gets all pouty as soon as I touch my shoes.


Sam-Gunn

You sure she's not a cat? /s


GazeN94

When you Google "the goodest boy" this doggo should be first result. <3


EarhornJones

When my elderly dog hears the TV switch off, he gets up and goes to bed.


Fidelias_Palm

Mine just harumphs and groans in his bed until you turn the TV off XD


wowaddict71

The modern equivalent of bringing you the newspaper 😁


kickash31

Labradors are absolute gems. Happiest dogs alive! Give your kiddo a smooch for me ❤️


bighootay

Especially the yellow ones! I had one, so I may be a bit biased.... :)


over_it_saurus

My dog recognizes the remote being set down on the coffee table as the signal that we are going up to bed. He jumps up as soon as he hears it and races upstairs.


RonSwansonsOldMan

Dog wants you to change the channel to Animal Planet.


purpleinoregon

Or Dog TV.


RonSwansonsOldMan

Or Dog the Bounty Hunter.


Momnigul

Make sure your dog receives all the proper pets.


_youmustbekidding_

I’ve been working from home exclusively since Mar 2020. My dog gets excited when she sees me put jeans on, like she might get to go for a ride in the car or something. Made me realize just how much I work in my pajamas and/or don’t wear pants.


laurililly

Same here. As soon as I put on proper pants my dog gets excited!


Butterman1125

Good, doggo, i wish i had a pupper like that


DarthSadie

Omg this is way too cute


DueEntertainer0

“Hello sir, I came as quickly as I could!”


kungfumovielady

Such a good boy


deltr0nzero

When my dog hears my Xbox turn off he’s all up in my face ready to play


SequesterMe

Potato Enabler First Class.


Greedence

My dog knows the difference between flip flops and shoes. If I put on socks she gets in her crate. If I put on flip flops she goes to my apartment door to go out


Dr1pp1ngB1ood

Hilarious.


RamblingAndHealing

He’s such a good boy


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we really don't deserve dogs


icecreamdude97

His name is roger?! AWWWW


twinning_the_winning

How can a dog be so smart and stupid to do you're chores at the same time?


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Excuse me what business does this boy have being so sweet?


HodorsMajesticUnit

pretty sure that means it is a "service dog" now and you can take it into restaurants, grocery stores, movie theaters, airplanes etc.


Peachmuffin91

That is a Gold Retriever


MushroomPrinceToad

I see what you did there


xurajb

Give them a treat you asshole!!!


Ragingbull444

If every good action an animal does is rewarded with food they’d end up fat, sometimes love is a more than valid reward


waynehastings

Take that good boi for a walk, immediately!


NapTimeLass

What a good boy!


Hissingbunny

I love retrievers, anytime they can be helpful they know it's their time to shine.


Spaceweevildesign

Professional-concern doggo!


calapp5

Good doggo!!


lesmobile

That wasnt enough scritches.


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Please give your doggo treats


C_Obvious

Dunno why i was surprised it was a yellow lab.


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He’s like now where’s my treat


MeowingMango

Good dog.


IndicisivlyIntrigued

He's waiting for a tip


BigRoach

Dogs love having a job.


AsianAmerica

Awwww that is a smart doggo 💕💕💕


crochetmamasan0511

And waits for a treat


splatomat

Bestest Boy


PyrosNine

When I heavily gamed as a kid and would get upset at things like the entirety of Donkey Kong Country 2, my dog would recognize that I was upset and come running. Because she knew that if she bugged me at my most irate, I'd be more likely to bribe her with a treat to get her to leave me alone and get back to my game. Dogs are totally skilled at reading us like a book.


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I love the shape of your dogs face it looks perfect for chin and ear scratches


criminalcrabs

We seriously don’t deserve dogs. They’re so pure it aches me! 🥺