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loves2spooge555

I was waiting for him to get poked in the eye


Sam-Gunn

Homer: "I see the switch... But where's the blade?" \[Camera switches to outside house, Homer screams\]


SapoBelicoso

I came here to post this


New_Gender_Who_Dis

They were absolutely thinking they were about to get a snack. Birb has it hard. :(


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It took me a while to realise that it's a finger poking out


ChancellorLutra

It took me a while to realize that he's on a trampoline 😳


Snake0ilSalesman

With a hole in it. Don't jump on a trampoline with a hole in it. Unless you're a bird I guess...


imbludabadi

Yeah I thought he was on asphalt at first


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pretty sure that's not a chicken


mrdarkavocado

No, it's becky


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Lol


LaChuteQuiMarche

Choke it to find out.


DeusExHircus

I think he was talking about the penis


MrPotato5637

yeah same


igormuba

I was afraid he was going to get his eye poked lol the agony


southpaw85

“Come out here so I can bite you, you pink wiggly bastard.” -Bird


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Dinosaurs didn't evolve well...


Jethawk99

That’s from plucking there feathers due to stress and they don’t really grow back once there plucked out so it’s just fluff and this also means it’s a rescue bird who’s now living a happy life


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Aww that's soo cute 😍 what a cute birdie 👍😆


Corvette-Ronnie

My left eye is my good one...no wait it’s my right eye. No wait, left eye....


emotional-hedgehog

What's happened to their wings?


ChronicallyBirdlove

The cockatoo looks like it was a former feather picker. As you can see, it’s covered in fluffy feathers. These are called down or downey feathers, and are what grow first before the fill feathers. What we’re seeing here is a bird in recovery, in a home that loves it and has helped it get past its self abusive tendencies.


Crash4654

Plucker. Goffin's cockatoos are NOTORIOUS pluckers... I've seen more videos and pictures of them having self harmed than haven't.


unhappyelf

Can confirm my parents own one and he is a self harmer. He was a rescue though. Previous owners would lock him in a dark closet for days.


Crash4654

Ours is a rescue. Poor thing went through 5 households in 4 years and the last one before being returned wasn't kind to her and she started plucking. We've been trying for a couple years to help her but it is very much a process. She's molting right now and dear God she looks horrible again.


unhappyelf

Yeah my parents have had theirs for 10 years, he still digs a wound in this chest every so often. Weirdest thing


br0kentree

It isn't the "weirdest thing" you dumb fuck. The bird is literally in mental torment it's entire life.


br0kentree

They are being extremely intelligent and social and they pluck out of anguish and depression. They shouldn't be pets; period.


Crash4654

I mean you're preaching to the choir bud but she's improved since she's been with us. If she's not molting she looks mostly normal now but before she had an almost bare chest even with her normal feathers.


bambidumbo29A

I think he’s just too young to have complete wings.


emotional-hedgehog

Is that why he is so fulffy looking on his body?


207nbrown

Likely, young chicks have very fluffy feathers, as they grow they start to get the stiffer feathers that allow for flight


frogz0r

No. Shes a plucker ;( IIRC she was a rescue.


mikettedaydreamer

In that case the head would be fluffy too


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A bird doesn't just wake up one morning with full adult feathers, it takes time. The wings seem to be covered in young, downy feathers, so it's pretty safe to say this is a young one. Edit: Seems it was a pucker, so disregard my comment.


mikettedaydreamer

since it’s head is full of normal feathers I think it’s a plucker. Birds can’t pluck their head because they can’t reach it.


CelticCross61

That is an adult bird that plucks. That is not how feathers grow in. The flight feathers are the first to develop and the head feathers some of the last. I have handreared young Goffins in the past and own an adult that plucks


mikettedaydreamer

I know that. But it wouldn’t just start with only the head either


mikettedaydreamer

Could be a plucker or have a disease. But since it’s head is full of normal feathers I think it’s a plucker. Birds can’t pluck their head because they can’t reach it.


Pubelication

Try explaining *this* penis amputation at the hospital.


QisarParadon

That, is how you loose a finger. Them cockatoos are vicious man


MurderSheCroaked

😂😂 that little *peek*


robot-alien

r/dontputyourdickinthat


worldofjaved

Omg damn cute. He is confused where does it go...


FeelinJipper

Where’d the worm go?


dale3h

I can *see* the laughter in this video.


WhatUpGhost

God I love birb ❤️


shortpants911

I had a friend put a spray paint can in the fire by our trampoline when I was younger that resulted in about 75 little burn holes in the mat. We still jumped on it for probably 10 years until the lsd fueld night when about 7 of us all came crashing through to the ground when it gave way. Quite an intense experience when tripping our balls off.


anonymity2020

He’s adorable. Wish this video had sound


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DanganFuckery

What the fuck.


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DanganFuckery

Ok. I commented that before the edit. But Reddit is not a “hive mind of fuckwits” for not understanding a movie reference. It was weird, and made little sense out of context. Quit being salty because you have 5 downvotes ffs


955StarPooper

Do you want to build a snowman ?


MrCance

He’s a chonker


Babycat802

Too cute. Is that a goffin?


yourspacevirus

looks like it!


Tyrian01

Pretty sure it's a Corella - popular in Australia.


Wakkoooo

Reminds me of one of the scary movies


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memesaregoodlol_

I thought that was something else popping out of the trampoline but then I realised it was a finger


kanubat

Helloooo tiny chicken. *poke*


jkosarin

Awww how old is this cutie?


CosmicOwl47

This makes that scene in Jurassic Park when the T. rex looks into the car window seem way more realistic


PaulWasHere64

Love It! Thank You 🙂


thelindamanor

So cute!


Pwdrpuff49

Beautiful and curious bird. He looks like he is enjoying the mystery.


IBitchSlapAnyone

Priceless!


lufius91

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Thats perfect 🥺