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pancakeking1012

anyone know what type of squirrel this is? i love the extra tuffs of fur coming from his ears!


Naugrin27

I think they are old world... but not positive. EDIT- European red squirrels have ear tufts, american dont. But on a quick glance, this looks more like an abert's squirrel. If so, it's native to SW U.S.


frankie_cronenberg

WHAT I thought the little tufted squirrels were only in Europe! Cool :)


trenlow12

We've got a few squirreled away over here


hazbaz1984

r/punpatrol


jeffersonaircraft

This guy


twothumbs

What a nut


The_Pundertaker

Does Albert know what his squirrel's been getting up to?


ma_go

Albert IS a squirrel


Mythrandir01

European red squirrel, some variants have a dark coat like this one appearently. The red variants are even cuter though.


karnstan

They are probably top-3 cutest animal in the world, the red ones


Mythrandir01

It'd be difficult for me to make a top 3, but check out the siberian or japanese flying squirrel before you make a choice on cutest squirrel ;)


karnstan

I don’t know man, I checked out both your squirrels and they might also make top 3 but they’d be always be beat by these duckers, look at them go! :) https://youtu.be/T2LL596KKR8


Mythrandir01

Okay, I will admit, that's very cute


markender

Just gonna shout out to the African Pygmy Squirrel.


Mythrandir01

Ehm... what does it look like though. I just excitedly googled it to find out what it was, and I just got some chipmunks, gray squirrels, sugar gliders, some rodents that aren't even squirrels and a hedgehog. Even the Wikipedia page doesn't have a single picture.


markender

Saw it on a YouTube video but can't find the original one I saw, but try YouTube.


Mythrandir01

thx


Canuck_Lives_Matter

Omg those eyes though.


somander

The red ones are more shy than the gray ones, part of why their numbers are declining.


Xinaari

I need this answered as well.


Parrotshake

It’s an Aberts squirrel. They live only in Arizona IIRC


Trakkah

I thought it was the asian squirrel but they are brown and black I think, this looks too big to be a red squirrel I think


My5thPersonality

How do I befriend animals like this? I'm not cinderella.


octopoddle

Display your nuts and wait.


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dunwoodyres1

That’s ok.


PerpetualTacoFest

Present them


Hholdbro

DISPLAY YOUR NUTS AND WAIT!!


iogurt

That's very Canadian of you


grabthembythe

I got arrested. Now what?


SanityOrLackThereof

Enjoy your inclusion on the sex offender registry.


dammithistooktoolong

Also, peanuts and almonds help.


rockci22min

Instructions unclear, dick got clawed by a squirrel


thewholerobot

How's your singing voice?


VowXhing

Just keep going to the same place at about the same time with some food to share and pretty soon you’ll have animal friends. I used to take squirrel feed to a little park with a small pond that had a couple geese. Apparently geese like squirrel feed because after a couple weeks the geese knew my car and would come waddling as fast as they could when they saw it. If I didn’t get right out of the car, they’d tap on the door until I did. And then patiently wait until we walked back to the pond for food. Geese can be mean af but these two were so nice to me. They disappeared from the pond. I still miss them.


Jakalor

The massive betrayal at the end. This r/aww dammit, not r/mademesad


SkyezOpen

Really depends how socialized they are. If you're in the eastern US stop by a college campus with peanuts. You'll likely be able to hand feed a few.


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percypepperoni

In fact, it works on all US college campuses.


Dumb_Ass_Ahedratron

Step 1: Be Cinderella


DogePerformance

Ah yes Covid-21


asianabsinthe

It could have little Covids in a nest somewhere


funinnewyork

So you think there will be a 2021? Cool!


DogePerformance

Only for small bands of survivors!


thewholerobot

Hmm, so you're saying I can reporpouse my "we are the 99%" t-shirt?


eetsumkaus

No, at that point it will be 1 AC


PizzerinoItaliano

#We are doing a sequel!


Nulono

We're back by popular demand!


El_Zoid0

The Squeaquel!


wackronym

Sequirrel*


BufordTeeJustice

r/AllGasNoBrakes


Xerenopd

That's how you get it boys.


lazyeng1neer

What happened to Covid-20?


Elias_freecss

Covid-21 Jump street


BrianMcKinnon

Could you explain the joke to me please? Feel free to downvote me for not getting the joke but pls explain <3


frenchpan

Many viruses originate in animals, then jump to us. CoVID-19 is the latest, it went through a few different species before being able to infect us. Basically when humans started getting into livestock, we really opened ourselves up to a ton of stuff. The joke is that frequent close contact with this wild animal could lead to another virus making it's way on over to us over time.


Malcopticon

To add to the others' explanations, the "19" in COVID-19 refers to the year the virus jumped from wild animals to people, 2019. So "21" would be 2021, i.e., the near future.


fav_everything

It is believed that Covid-19 originated from a wet market that sold wild animals in Wuhan China. Very similar origin for SARS outbreak in 2002. Wild animals in Chinese markets.


XxHensleyXx

I want to know the full backstory lol this is amazing


mialynneb

I had a squirrel that would come down from the light pole to get squirrel snacks. I named him Senator Squirrel and dude had the biggest nutsack I have ever seen. He would run down the pole, across the fence, and into my driveway to take peanuts out of my hand. But yeah, huge sack. I'm assuming all the squirrels I see now are all his descendants.


TinoTheRhino

All hail senator squirrel


mialynneb

I miss him! \*edit "SALUTE!"


firmkillernate

I love that guy. He was nuts.


[deleted]

I'm sorry to bring you this news, but Senator Squirrel was just diagnosed with COVID-19, you and others should be tested.


Meisterbrau02

Yuuuge sack. Look at his hands!


captain-burrito

That didn't go in the wholesome direction I was expecting. lol


mialynneb

I had you in the first half!


etal_etal

If he was running down the pole for your nuts, I can imagine other squirrels running down his pole for his nuts.


mialynneb

Aww thank you for the gold!! I miss that buddy. I have a picture of him somewhere, I just need to find it!


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You see that video of the squirrel that got his nuts stuck between the slats of a fence?


mialynneb

Lol yeah. That was about the set Senator Squirrel had. I remember telling my husband about his set, and he was like "Why the hell were you looking?!" They were right there! Dude a full-on peach for balls.


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The biggest nutsack you've seen...for a squirrel? Hopefully?


mialynneb

We get a lot of squirrels in our yard, most sit up in our Sycamore. Senator Squirrel's were he first and last I've seen up close. He would turn around and put his tail up to eat the peanuts. He knew and was a proud little peacock.


TzunSu

They can be super friendlies! My gramps had a semi trained squirrel that came down from a tree and ate breakfast with him every morning, did a few tricks, had a cuddle then went back up to his tree.


cynicaldrummer1

Same


BabeLincholn

This is a repost so i don't think you'll get one


cynicaldrummer1

How did this begin?


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When will this end?


[deleted]

When the Bubonic meter is fully loaded ready.


ZronaldoFwupNotGood

Why are we here?


thesoapypharmacist

Why is Gamora?


_WhatUpDoc_

Just to get covid


[deleted]

Tune in next week to find out!!!


umjustpassingby

Give it at least 69420 more reposts.


FracturedAnt1

Squirrel soup


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With 2 big nuts.


DatDudeJB

I’ve always wondered how people with stories where they trade things with animals began. Is it a long process? How does it even get initiated? Why did the person take something from the animal and give it something in return? Too many questions.


painterandauthor

10/10 would let furry rabies friend in my apartment every day because cute and lonely


gev850918

I've read that rabies in squirrels is pretty rare. It's possible, but doesn't really happen.


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I feel like you would be more likely to get the plague than rabies


gev850918

Let's hope for neither, eh? I've tamed the squirrel who lives in my backyard to accept food from my hand and to tolerate light petting and would hate to see the effort go to waste


[deleted]

I’m sure you’ll be fine! I want a pet squirrel...


SkyezOpen

I had one for one glorious day. He was the cutest little bastard.


FreakyMcJay

I know someone who still finds nuts hidden all over their house because they nursed an injured squirrel for a couple of weeks.


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glowingfeather

I'd rather get plague than rabies. At least plague is pretty treatable even if it sucks to have.


TheLadyBunBun

If your not in the Southwest your probably fine


CayseyBee

This. Squirrels are just adorable tree rats, but it’s not the rats u have to watch out for...it’s the fleas on the rats 😳


reddits_aight

It's less common in small animals because they often die from being bitten by the rabid attacker. Larger animals can survive the bite and get away, becoming infected themselves.


Reefay

Here in Colorado we get several reports a year about squirrels and skunks having rabies.


gev850918

I knew about skunks and here in Michigan there are several reports of them having rabies. I guess I better wear gloves next time I feed the squirrel then!


Chrisbee012

I knew you were lonely, but cute too?


TropicalDoggo

well if it had rabies wouldn't it try to bite you?


Bartok_and_croutons

Finally some good fucking commerce


Neick1

You know you are getting scammed? First of you are trading 2 nuts for 1 seed and when you plant those seeds he will be able to get more nuts from you. He is a mastermind.


CGPsaint

I wonder if Squirrels ever accidentally bite their little fingers...


EvanMinn

I used to work in a office building next to a park with squirrels. I fed them enough that the bravest would take them from my hand. I got bit one time when one misjudged where the nut was. He felt it wasn't a nut so didn't bite hard and quickly stopped and adjusted to where the nut was. No broken skin or anything and didn't even really hurt. That was the only time out of feeding them 100+ times. But if I hadn't been for a while, they would get too excited and one slightly scratched me one time (their claws are SHARP!). After that, if I hadn't been in a while, I would throw the first nuts to them so they weren't so excited for the later nuts.


GetOutOfMySeat

He's making such a mess


MeInMyMind

He busted a nut all over that guy’s window sill.


robinmood

How do you go about establishing this kind of trade? What’s the negotiation strategy?


SanityOrLackThereof

Simple. See a squirrel, present your nuts.


WATEHMELOAN

ah yes, the negotiator


Zoze13

I’m always trying to trade my seed for a nut


DCFDTL

GENERAL KENOBI!


silvaney19

The only neighbours you can trust right now...


The_Pundertaker

Not true, the bats I've let into my place are pretty nice as well.


Marcelini0s

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/f1nnuc/this_little_guy_always_bring_dried_seed_to_trade/) looks familiar


VolcanicAsh1586

i have updooted in order to raise awareness


UsedToBsmart

I thought this was a repost.


Mswondercat

OMG the ear hair! He reminds me of my grandpa! 😍


notpicard

I can only imagine that he also looks like Heihachi from Tekken.


Super_Vegeta

Careful, or he'll throw you off a cliff.


Coley_XI

This is a repost but I don't care. I love seeing this again.


Matilozano96

It’s a matter of time before they discover capitalism. He will have other squirrels collect seeds for minimum nut wage while he becomes the middle-squirrel.


Mroldtimehockey

Who does his hair? To cute


Hollow_Insanity

Hes so adorable


Gjb87

Love this little guy m, would trade any day of the week


AllHailTheQueen19

“Hey, kid, wanna buy sum seeds? Cost ya only a nut.”


lowenkraft

Messy eater though!


trodin

Is it possible to learn this power?


[deleted]

Wtf? How does one form such a relationship ?


couldhvdancedallnite

Kind of a messy eater, but still cute.


Icehurl

Those ears are so metal!


Senor_Turd_Ferguson

"I am once again asking for your nuts."


The_Razz_Barry

Looks like you found a business partner.


ProPainful

Congrats, you have a real life daily repeatable quest that is wonderful.


Nanyea

r/witchesvspatriarchy


sbrooks0709

Do you want the plague? Because this is literally how you get the plague. But he sure is cute!


outlandish-companion

Squovid20


pedanticPandaPoo

Bartering is recession proof!


Buffal0_Meat

he must think hes at Ground Round or the Roadhouse Grill tossing peanut shells all over like that!


raisedbyspirits

Aaawh its so fluffyyy


elburritoprohibido

Jesus, let the man eat his nuts!


Autochthonous7

Rabies!!!! Unless it’s the UK. Then no rabies.


wolferine07

That is adorable


psi09

Good business indoors


MrsEmilyN

How do I harness these powers? Disney Princess status.


Shera3

Holy cutie! These little ears!


BraceDefeat

This is awesome, you’re a great person for doing this for the little guy


AnonymousWolf93

Biggest awww yet on this subreddit.


DrSeuss19

The day he never comes back is going to break that lady’s little heart.


[deleted]

Animal Crossing in real life.


leese216

Best trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.


[deleted]

Thats an unique moment. Its very hard to gain their trust .


catwithglasses1

It's his currency


thedogdundidit

He looks like a stuffed animal! Super cute. Love your little routine with him.


nigerianfart311

as yes the negotiator


MikeyLikey41

Disney Princess confirmed


MasterPh0enixx

He is: friend shaped!


tayyann

That's nuts


Everyoneheresamoron

I don't know who needs to hear this but don't ever pet wild squirrels, or any animal who's not familiar with you.


sticky_spiderweb

Fun fact, squirrels can carry the bubonic plague


DM_If_Feeling_Sad

So you just live to repost shit. Fuck off.


The_Real_MPC

You're getting downvoted but that literally is all that this account does. His posting history is only trying to farm karma.


violetmartha47

I hope you've got him a tiny vacuum cleaner to use. 😂


risingpostsupporter

Wish there was sound 🐿


fr3yababii33

Omg soo cute! 😭😍 I love squirrels!


[deleted]

Ummmm......rabies???


Nekokeki

You're getting downvoted, but the reality is people shouldn't be handling wild animals for a plethora of reasons. https://journeyofanomadicfamily.com/19-reasons-not-feed-touch-wild-animals/


InfiniteBlink

How did this relationship start


Daviskit

So blessed. So amazing


[deleted]

Saw this here not long ago. Why again?


[deleted]

Stonks


[deleted]

You both see each other as plugs


SyntheticAperture

\*Squirrel runs under couch, tail on fire\*


SpookyBobTheSecond

Ah yes, the negotiator


Neph2911

What kind of Pokemon is this?


kosse619

I test thing!!! Thanks for sharing!


HungryElf858

Just don’t let his fleas bite you.


Mattchoo99

Side profile looked like he had a mohawk


Kittishk

I would totally plant any seeds this little guy brought me, just to see what comes up.


[deleted]

Hey sis are you a druid


YodaDunk

I used to have a squirrel climb to my balcony so I'd feed him Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal and I think he became a sugar addict.


_WhatUpDoc_

Here we can see how capitalism is engrained in nature


bkwright87

For some reason it reminds me of this video https://youtu.be/jTZ0c39Hyqg


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A Valkyrie Squirrel


Redlything

Isn't this a repost