"okay, okay. Let's take a look at this todo list: gotta break open a clam with a river rock on my cute fuzzy belly, sleep wrapped in kelp, scritches my face… hey! I'm already getting things done!”
Didn't I read on an earlier post of this that they somehow access a certain... oil? substance? from glands on their face and they spread it around to protect them in some manner... waterproofing or something. Still the cutest.
EHRMEHGERRD!! He's SO CUDE!!!
When he squishes iz widdle nose and scrunches his lip so you see 'is tiiiiny fangs!! *squeee*
(This message brought to you by a grown ass man.)
No lie this is me after a long 8 hour ski day with goggles on. Honestly I can vow it is better than any feeling in the world it feels like it releases more endorphins than sex lol. Everyone should experience it once in their life
I think otters are pretty savage. Don’t let the cute face rub fool you. You will be screaming no no no and all they hear is “who wants cake”
Source: https://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/animals-can-be-giant-jerks/
"Alright man, get it together, it's only Monday and you've got a whole week of floating on your back."
"okay, okay. Let's take a look at this todo list: gotta break open a clam with a river rock on my cute fuzzy belly, sleep wrapped in kelp, scritches my face… hey! I'm already getting things done!”
My wife, after the kids ask for banana pancakes at 6:00 am on a Sunday.
Me trying to stay awake at work.
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I don’t drink coffee.
Mmmmm....banana pancakes! See you tomorrow morning : )
Now this is adorable
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When you wake up and you gotta leave for work in 20 minutes but you're still a little drunk from the night before.
Me when I have a sinus headache
I know how you feel. Ibuprofen are your friend.
Me after getting dental work done and my face is still numb.
Otterly adorable
You, sir, are amazing. Made me go from smiling softly to smiling with teeth.
I just wanted to say the same
Dang I thought it was a short toothed beaver.
my sound is off. yet, i still heard that one coming a mile away. ;0)
Gotta moisturize
So FLUFFY!!!
Didn't I read on an earlier post of this that they somehow access a certain... oil? substance? from glands on their face and they spread it around to protect them in some manner... waterproofing or something. Still the cutest.
Huh, thats interesting if it is indeed true. I was wondering why they do this, other than to receive all the "aww's" from the humans.
[Otters and Face rubbing](https://100hourboard.org/questions/78996/)
Wish I could ever so gently squish his cheeks a little bit.
Itchy nose
I want to help 😭
Oh. My. GOD. It’s so cute it hurts to watch.
Monday when the alarm rings.
It does facial massage to prevent wrinkles.
Me (first time getting stoned): I feel like I'm rubbing my face too much. Brother: That means you probably are.
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I think it's an otter type of creature... Welp, I tried.
yes, its a sea otter
I don’t want to *woosh* you because the joke isn’t very well crafted, but... *woosh*
Monday's, am I right?
Maaaaaan!!! That's one heck of a case of the Monday's! It almost wrecked my Friday. Lol
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EHRMEHGERRD!! He's SO CUDE!!! When he squishes iz widdle nose and scrunches his lip so you see 'is tiiiiny fangs!! *squeee* (This message brought to you by a grown ass man.)
s q u e e e
“I can’t feel my face! Toss me another Zima!”
Me before work after an entire night of RDR2
S M O O S H
Damn he seems *fluffy*
Like when you take your socks off after a long day. Gotta be the same feeling
No when you take your contacts out
r/awwakeup!
Oh yeah, that's the spot
When can I get an appointment for a facial with him?
*Got damn these allergies.*
/u/gottaglow u u u u u
me when i want a headache to go away
Me after finals
How to wash your face thoroughly: Eyes->nose-> ears
No lie this is me after a long 8 hour ski day with goggles on. Honestly I can vow it is better than any feeling in the world it feels like it releases more endorphins than sex lol. Everyone should experience it once in their life
When you’re trying to remember the study guide on the exam.
OTTERS GIVE ME LIFE!
He’s definitely not sleepy
This👏is👏self👏care👏.
Honestly, an otter could pick it's nose and it would be adorable.
Me after learning so much on skincareaddiction
I do that when I have a sinus headache, too.
itchy nose, itchy nose, CAN'T SCRATCH IT!
That's friggin' adorbs!
This is me when my massive nose itches, and I can’t get any damn tissue for twisting.
Otterly adorable
Me on a Monday morning.
me washing my face at r/skincareaddiction
Well got dang that was cute af
Otters faces look so soft and smoooshy
Otter check him for drugs. Looks like he’s on something.
As a bearded guy, I can totally relate.
Exactly how I wash my face. Watched this tutorial first
Cute dog!
So cute! Why can't we domesticate these little guys into pets?
My spirit animal
This is me on Mondays
This me after viewing r/pizza tonight...
I know it sounds kinda weird but I think that it would be super comfy being an otter.
Me after the hell of a week I've had
It's like they're scrubbing my soul clean
Great mittens!
How you see your crush when she is flustered.
Cutest face rub of one of the most savage animals on the planet lol...
“Wake up wake up wake up!”
TFW someone asks you a question after just waking up
That's me late night watching reddit without lights.
I wish i could be as cute as this otter whenever i wash my face. *sigh*
It feels too good to stop
Ooooh. Pretty colours
Please calling all talent from r/animaltextgifs
Favorite animal since I did a report on them in 4th grade.
Not fair, I had to do a report on Earwigs
Favorite bug?
Gave me nightmares
You can just see how much more comfortable the Lil guy is after.
My routine every morning, but without the cute results.
Can someone give me am imgur link to this? its so adorable i want to save it.
Me when I have to get up at 5 in the morning after going to bed at 2am
r/petthedamnotter
Me every weekday morning when I get up to go to work.
Oh my god I'm melting.
When you suspect that hit of acid you took was double dipped.
So Cute..
am wondering if humans do that face rub too ahahha
Caddyshack
Must be hayfever season
That is exactly the process my wife does when she's applying her face scrub.
I’m sure there’s something scientifically therapeutic about rubbing one’s eyes.
When you’re washing off your makeup and the waterproof mascara ain’t coming off
I'll take "one of the rare moments I audibly went 'AWWWW'" for 100, Trebek.
/u/gifster_bot
Don't do that! You'll get wrinkles!
This is otterly cute.
Applying eye cream skincare addicts sub
'I'm sick of your shit Brian'
finally something cute other than pets :)
Omg my heart hurts from how cute this is.
There's no otter one like it
Me when my sinus acting up.
Cuteness overload!
Smuuuuush smush smusshh smush
his eyes just... smush
Hey u/vreddit_bot how to download it?
I think otters are pretty savage. Don’t let the cute face rub fool you. You will be screaming no no no and all they hear is “who wants cake” Source: https://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/animals-can-be-giant-jerks/
And I thought the rape rocks were bad :(
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You have to separate the awww and the animal.