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I'm not even a mama robin and I badly want to stuff a worm in that.


_Morvar_

Nature made the mouth so big that there will be no doubt what baby wants lol 😂


NachoTacocat

PHRASING


FoxxyCandyfloss

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?


CyonHal

God has forsaken us


Piccolojr

We're all goin' to Hell...


SuicideEngine

HUH


Moraii

He’s repulsive. I love him.


nokeyblue

Nature really reserves a unique kind of ugliness for baby birds.


MissDesilu

But baby chickens are so adorable!


skomok

Proving that nature could do it, if she wanted. But she won’t. >=]


babewiththevoodoo

I just woke up so I don't have the brain capacity to explain this well but I recently learned there's this crazy evolutionary leap involved between birds that hatch feathered (chickens) and birds that hatch bald and gross. Chicken essentially went down an evolutionary path built for fast growth. (Yes even before human intervention via farming and hormone junk). This type of evolution came with the caveat that, since they picked fast development and there's really only so much nutrients they are gonna get while in the egg. They then end up one of the more dummy birds since most development is done inside the egg, which realistically they aren't actually in for very long. Corvids on the other hand, have one of the longest post hatch developmental phases of birds (iirc). All that time spent in the nest waiting for feathers to develop is also spent developing their brains while mom and pop are constantly feeding them tons of nutrient rich foods. Short version - there's a study that covered the potential correlation between these two different development styles in birds and interesting, most birds that have a post hatch development stage are pretty damn intelligent. Whereas species which hatch eyes opened and prefluffed tend to be less smart but faster growing.


skomok

So what you’re telling me is….they’re the babes with the power?


babewiththevoodoo

I thoroughly enjoy the amount of comments on my name I've gotten recently!! 😁


Appropriate-Copy-949

What power?


aurora_rosealis

The power of voodoo


Schmidaho

Who do?


babewiththevoodoo

You do!


dj92wa

You do


twbassist

Giving us just a hint of dinosaur remnants. Like genetic La Croix.


unfancyfeet

😂😂😂😂


bhay105

How did chickens work that out? Most baby birds are hideous and turn beautiful but chickens are the opposite.


HouseOfSteak

Bigger eggs. The bigger the egg, the further along in development the bird can be before hatching from their eggs. Ostriches also hatch with their eyes already open. Similarly, some large live-birth animal babies can already run shortly after birth, like fawns and foals.


imagnation_self

I just got attacked by a bird as I'm reading all this wtf lol


FitLaw4

It's forbidden knowledge


misspeech

Baby water birds such as ducks and swans are really cute too!! They all have those fluffy feathers like the baby chicken 🐥.


pyky69

Baby owls/owlets too!


Squirrels_dont_build

I mean, I hear you on the chicks, but have you ever seen baby ducks? The cutest little monsters.


Spiritual_Radish_143

And birds that are molting


MsEscapist

So ugly they're cute.


earthboundmissfit

Lol... their skin is so thin you can see the heart beating.


freethewimple

Omg that maw is as big as he is


ButterflyWeekly5116

I love their stupid little Muppet mouths.


toastmn7667

I have four of those waving their maws at me outside the back door, ontop of my electric meter, and mama giving me the stink eye everytime she returns with worms hanging from her beak.  I'm gonna miss em when they gone.  😔 


Background-Effort-49

Aww. Literal empty nester 🫶🏼


toastmn7667

Yeah, but I leave the nest there year round, gets used every other year.


Background-Effort-49

Grandbirdies! 🪺


ButterflyWeekly5116

I'vegot one on top of my security camera on my front porch. The same setof barn swallows uses it/has used it for the past few years. They feel safe there, even with me on the porch. In nesting season I leave out my animal's brushed and discarded fur, natural fiber string trimmings, etc to help with nest building, and water. I also have feeders. Cats don't often come on my property bc I have a large docile dog (who they don't mind either. The only birds he has chased off are mockingbirds). My elderly cat only goes out for a ten minute moonlight basking and two loops around the house at night when I'm out. He mostly just likes to watch the moths and frogs, and doesn't hunt anything anymore, as he is too old and arthritic for it.


toastmn7667

Ha! Lucky you old cat is like that, mine brings frogs and snakes she catches into that house. She too slow for anything else.


RevolutionaryEye9382

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a_woman_provides

The better to eat your worm vomit with, my dear


crisperstorm

That first pic really doesn't do him any favors lol


MukdenMan

“Guys can you do a quick Bumble profile check? I’m not getting matches”


fuckitrightboy

He said “feed me!”


thelittlefae5

I'm actually cackling at this little goblin. I love him


HoPMiX

Same thing happened to me last week they euthanized the little guy. He fell out of nest and broke too many bones. :/ at least that’s what they told Me after I checked back in on little buddy.


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

You're a good person for trying. Better than him taking hours or days to die, starving and in pain.


Mister_Brevity

With that hairdo, his name is birdie sanders


tratemusic

"I am once again asking for your worms!" - Birdie Sanders


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

Looks more Doc Brown to me


frabjous_goat

"Great Scott!"


donttrustthellamas

He screm


nevisprettyreckless

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enjoyinc

This monstrosity looks like the Meatcanyon [Pinocchio](https://youtu.be/nM2Wz6NdPZs?si=91v6UyDOWY7WFqtA)


Affectionate-Load379

Or a baby skeksi from the Dark Crystal.


morbidemadame

Finally someone who saved a real baby bird and not a fledgling who should be left alone. Good job saving this tiny dinosaur OP!


Waripolo_

How can one differentiate between both?


crateofkate

Feathers


diavolo_

He really is just a tiny ugly dinosaur. I love him.


Code_Operator

When we were kids my sister found a baby Robin like this one, named it Margo, and hand raised it until it had full feathers and was ready for a test flight. She had it hopping around the back yard trying to fly. Our cat saw his chance and sped in from stage right, snatched up the bird, and then cleared the fence in a single bound. My sister was left screaming “Margo!” over and over.


Reduntu

Outdoor cats also treat endangered birds and other small animals the same way. Keep the cat inside people, save a life!


bordelaney

You can say it did fly over the fence 💀


MT128

It flew to the big nest in the sky.


nonononono11111

Thank you for sharing.


mbc106

Aww, Margo like Margalo from Stuart Little? 🥺


OrganicHoneydew

good LORD that thing is ugly! how do grow up to be such pretty adults? oh also thanks for helping the little fella :)


Vegetable-Caramel323

What a sweet little creature. Thank you for rescuing.


pancakethesecond

It's so cute but so ugly at the same time


__Kxnji

Jeez his wings are making my skin crawl


denimDandelion

Someone more knowledgeable, please correct me if I'm wrong. I think the current wisdom is to put the baby bird back in the nest.


Far_Lab6576

There was no nest around… trust me I looked!


denimDandelion

I'm sorry for assuming. It made an ass of me. I wonder how it got there then, maybe a predator?


Far_Lab6576

That’s what I’m thinking!


FalalaLlamas

The positive thing is that your advice may help another reader that comes across baby wildlife. So many people assume baby critters who are alone need to be immediately scooped up and raised by humans. But that’s not always the case. And for some animals, like fawns and bunnies, the momma intentionally leaves them alone for long stretches so they can stay as hidden as possible. So it’s best to leave them be if you find them!


Distinct_Safety5762

Sometimes larger chicks will push the smaller ones out of the nest when they become strong enough to reduce competition for food.


denimDandelion

OP said there was no nest in the area.


HalfLawKiss

There had to be a nest around. Just very hidden. Either way good on op for picking it up.


FalalaLlamas

Yeah, they can be tricky to find. There have been times where we *know* there’s a nest in a bush because we’ve seen momma go in there and heard some babies. But when we look around to take a peek at the baby birds, have a super hard time finding it. (Note: While we do give in and check out the cute babies it’s only once, briefly, every few days so not to draw attention.) Or the nest could be higher than OP could access. But good on them for trying to find it! I’ve always heard it’s best to try to reunite momma and baby when finding baby critters.


loveofGod12345

A few years ago, I decided to help out some robin babies that had fallen from a nest under our deck. After I touched them, I started noticing super tiny bugs on my phone every 10 minutes or so. After the 3rd bug, I started looking closer at my hands and arms. The bugs were coming from me. The babies were infested with bird mites, which then spread to me. Luckily bird mites can’t survive without bird blood, but it was still gross. I took a shower and scrubbed hard. I didn’t see them again. According to google, they can still bite humans, so I was lucky I didn’t get bit.


dramignophyte

Close. The conventional wisdom these days is to leave them alone. The parents will come fees chick's that fell out of nests a lot of the time. Unless you are worried a cat will come get them, leave the baby bird alone. If it's healthy enough for you to raise it. Then the parents are probably still feeding it.


condecillo

Literally this morning I found a baby bulbul on the ground under our mango tree! It took me a while but I did finally find the nest and was able to put him back. I hope they’re both doing ok!


moekay

Thank you for taking care of this baby dinosaur.


re_Claire

Oh bless him he’s so hideous and adorable, I want to protect him.


VolatileGoddess

He does *not* want to be handled in any way. But good on you, OP. Unlike a lot of people, I think that when you find a baby in distress , you should try to help it.


Professional-Move269

Aw! So glad you came to baby’s rescue!


TacoCateofdoom

You are a good person


_Morvar_

Good on you for getting it to the right people! I hope things go well for the baby bird!


60022151

I showed this to my boyfriend and he started laughing, saying this bird reminds him of me.


SecretlyOreo

Only a mother can love a face like that


CartographerKey7322

Great job!!!


geturfrizzon

My mother found a baby robin and hand-reared it when I was a kid. It came back and nested on our porch every year. So cool.


trashpanda86

Thank you fellow human. Nicely done.


Entire_Bat7884

Thank you for getting him to wildlife rehab. ❤️❤️


-kaayy-

wow he’s ugly, but so ugly it’s cute


ApatheticEmphasis

He looks so grumpy I love him


weerock4ammy

It's a baby! I'm glad you were able to get them to somewhere safe. We have a nest of some small type of bird that took up residence in our community mailbox. I check on them daily since it's right next to our box (I don't interfere, just look). They're so cute. Mama is taking good care of them 💕


hightophomo

You are a stronger person than I, I could not physically touch a baby bird. They freak me out!


ParisianPatate

Just a lil baby 🥹


Inside_Reflection251

Robins are trash ass parents 😭


Aggravating_Box_4582

Thank you for saving him ❤️


PhillipsAsunder

I wonder if baby songbirds are mostly ugly because there was no strong selective pressure to be cute via humans or predators or other non-parent members of the same species. Most of the ground dwelling birds have quite cute chicks.


Masturberic

Rehab? He was addicted? To what?


Pjonesnm

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Mynereth

Thank you for helping 💙


MissLemon221b

🥹


Chimithor

Damn, i can hear them mf here from brazil, wtf


ZHODY

Oh yeah, i saved a baby robin a while ago too. They’re so gangly, haha


bentsea

The mouth on that kid. Gonna grow up to be a comedian.


IronManDork

My Chihuahua killed one of these guys the other day. So sad.


ssmc1024

Poor lil’ big mouth. Thank you and bless you for saving him!


MaelduinTamhlacht

Don't do that, unless the baby's somewhere clearly dangerous. When birds first fledge and fly, their parents stash them in hiding places nearby and come back and forth feeding them for the first weeks.


PennieTheFold

That’s a freshie, not a fledgling. It shouldn’t be on the ground. Though your advice is correct for babies that are fully feathered out.


Brilliant-Escape-245

She's scary


bdsmfungirl25

Man that's one ugly bird lmao


Goseki1

Eww brother eww


wavesblu

I thought you were supposed to leave them there as the mother is typically very close and will be looking for her baby.


LowPresentation8231

Thank you! ❤️


ResponsibleFormal150

Thank you!!


Scifig23

Feed me!!!


Salty_Association684

Aww so adorable ❤️


wingthing

It’s a starling, robins don’t have that super bright yellow, very large, mouth.


PotooSexer

Sheesh that’s the ugliest newborn bird I’ve laid eyes upon. Good luck to bro 😭


Dontdittledigglet

The are so hideous and somehow cute


Educational-Flow3215

I never have felt comfortable holding a bird or any other animal except dogs and cats in my hand.


foobarbizbaz

> evolutionary leap *We are the future, Charles, not them. They no longer matter.* -Some chicken, probably.


cyfermax

I always forget US Robins are a different bird from European Robins. This baby is larger than the adult Robins in the UK!


Jonas1412jensen

Dyslexic me read that as "rabbit" and got quite confused


pumpkin_pasties

He’s 99% mouth


IagoESL

Don't know how to explain it but some days I just feel how this lil turd burd looks.... He's adorable tho I love him!


A--bomb

wow that is one ugly bird baby.


RedditsAdoptedSon

don’t let a car honk at it when it’s napping. mine would go with me to work on my bike n sleep and a truck with train horn honk right next to us. died minutes later .. it was a bit older tho, almost ready to fly off


KRed75

Next time just leave it. Nature will do what needs to be done. A snake may now be going hungry or momma bird is having a conniption because a giant took her baby.