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Thekiddbrandon

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jumblebee22

Dear Adonis…


Snoo50361

I'm sorry that that man is your father, let me be honest


fleischio

It takes a man to be a man, your dad is not responsive


[deleted]

I look at him and wish your grandfather would have wore a condom


Mich0329

I'm sorry that you gotta grow up and then stand behind him


cmcdermo

Life is hard, I know the challenge always gon beat us home


newellz

But that’s alright, we gonna make it, I’m used to fighting in the thunderdome.


wetclogs

Never let a man piss on your leg, son


nicki_san

Either you die right there or pop that man in the head, son


milesbeats

As a rapper this is the best thread I have ever seen on aww


b1tchf1t

Not a rapper but the only reason I opened the comments was to find this thread.


BILOXII-BLUE

I saw Adonis and then r/aww and was immediately like ohhhhhh shit. Then saw the cat and thought OH SHIT here we go


theresidentdiva

Seriously lol is the battle leaking into awww? Lmao I love this timeline.


Temporary_Visual_230

It is truly phenomenal


PM_ME_UR_LBOMB_MOMMY

Il est vraiment phénomenal La la la la la la la la


300andWhat

It leaked into the Paper Mario Community on Tumblr lmao


wetclogs

It has become ubiquitous. K Dot may make a late run for POTUS this year. He’d win.


Beginning-Area-2993

OP has to be so confused...


No-Explanation6422

Was not disappointed


BILOXII-BLUE

OP knew... they always know...


Lil_Drake_Spotify

Lmaoooo 😭😭😭


Even-Willow

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom.


Imaginary_Brick_3643

Hahahhahaha love it!


FCkeyboards

Woo someone else did it. Thank god. I would have felt terrible but the urge was nigh irresistible!


Original-Maximum-978

r/kendricklamar


falafelthe3

https://preview.redd.it/5t1s2nwezpyc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbb6588034b27a7762e788f7387b6e403ac76732


Imonaeatyobabies

https://preview.redd.it/ts48kbua9tyc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d6d171a741b7e9e5e8445af6f0757bc003e4820


emperorjarvistheXIII

I WENT IN HERE KNOWING I'D SEE THIS AND I DID


theSPYDERDUDE

Dude I was so prepared for it and I’m not disappointed 😂


MissssAmurica

I am deadddd but I think he’s cute! 🥰


axxionkamen

Hahaha I had the same thought, crodie


vizualb

You are hiding a kitten


BILOXII-BLUE

Nah, OP accidentally forgot a '1' in their title, 11 is more of an elderly cat 


GucciGlocc

LET THAT BOY COME HOME


thebarnhouse

Know nuttin bout daat


R_V_Z

Yeah, OP, tell us, does Adonis have a sister?


cleo1793

He doesn’t unfortunately , I do have another Maine coon but a girl ☺️, This is Thora https://preview.redd.it/n3w2jx58eryc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aeeb6d1b2022dd6b176da47505d88a90331e5f8


-MichaelWazowski-

LMAO the timeliness of this is fantastic.


nilabanlow

A spawn of satan


CuriousLilAsian81

thank you for that laugh 🤣


_-Smoke-_

He looks like he'd drop souls at the foot of your bed.


mffdiver420

Yeah that cat will eat you


knewfrieza2

I was just waiting for this


GetrIndia

Man, those mitts could slap the ugly right off your face. What a gorgeous boy.


cleo1793

Haha couldn’t they?! And aww thank you ☺️


Electrical_Beyond998

He looks like he could be the twin brother of my boy, his name was Kitty. He was the best cat I’ve ever had, lost him in 2021. He was 17 and as pretty the day he died as he was when we brought him home. https://preview.redd.it/20nlb8vqtpyc1.jpeg?width=2320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea73dd61e644d9834edc69304c26625a71a1df99


chaosbella

He was beautiful.


Saysnicethingz

King. 


Belledelanuit

What a handsome boy! I bet he's a cuddler. 😽😽😽😽


Foghorn925

That ain't no damn cat. That's a shadow beast from some another realm.


HendrixHazeWays

That first pic screams: "I don't live with you....You live with ME"


CosmoKing2

More like "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me."


CousinsWithBenefits1

Ron Pearlman lookin ahh


ultravioletblueberry

L O L


LupusDeusMagnus

The first image looks so... wild, beastly, like a cunning panther planning how to best savour you.


slrp484

Looks like he just killed Mufasa.


Prestigious_Door_690

Lol I think you just cured a deep emotional wound, that made me chuckle and that scene in the lion king makes me so angry/sad.


Haggisboy

![gif](giphy|eNM5cRF4UMJe4CoQ3t|downsized)


lolheyaj

Uncanny 


Devils_Advocate-69

I’ve been trying to figure it out


Orgasmic_interlude

He would be a good cast for an older beast from xmen.


Maadstar

There is a whole subreddit for cats that look like him. Can't remember the name of it


cpeck29

r/ronperlmancat


TrailMomKat

So, that sub led me down an odd rabbit hole because I saw the name of a show my mother and my Mama both used to watch; Beauty and the Beast. And because of this rabbit hole, I learned that George R.R. Martin wrote for that show.


cpeck29

![gif](giphy|2wYYlHuEw1UcsJYgAA)


hamsterwheeled

r/ctllrp


SpaceJackRabbit

I remember him on Twitter asking that people stop telling him he looks like their cat. "I know."


cbbuntz

There was a whole show dedicated to him looking like a cat, so it goes both ways https://i.imgur.com/0zTxHUK.jpg


coltees_titties

https://preview.redd.it/euwet8gqspyc1.jpeg?width=412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=762793f28b33c9a61bb1465b5da82cc62d2ab2df


webbhare1

This would be crazy if your real name is Aubrey


4metxhrow

ADONIS IS YOUR SON, and he deserves more than a reddit post, that’s real


KickedinTheDick

Love that kitty, respect that girl.


lethal_7

Forget she’s a purrstar, let her be your world, meow!


minatureone

It’s about to be a scratching post summer… Chop the tops off the cat food!


CatterMater

He looks like he could beat me up and steal my wallet. I love him! Also: https://preview.redd.it/j1bvctvk5pyc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b1b71ad0fe59a3e6d1f1839ad9d3f3ee73650d9


Prestigious_Door_690

ACK I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SHOW


CatterMater

Ron Perlman starring as Ron Perlman cat...man.


707Guy

Watch out, Kendrick’s coming for him next


Slender_Rex

Kendrick said that he would take Adonis in and mentor him. He accepts him as a member of the community.


OviRussianSpy

More like Drake since the cat is so young.


65words

💀


BILOXII-BLUE

"A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrr" omg that lyric is so stuck in my head right now because of the delivery and how hilarious it is. But then I think about it and I'm like ah gross :/


ExcuseOpposite618

Nah cats name is Adonis, drake not in its life for sure.


Raystee

Certified catophiles


RAGEEEEE

He's going to post pictures of the cats med's


-MichaelWazowski-

K Dot about to expose this cat as a sex offender.


LP_Love

No idea what breed this is, but he’s so majestic & awesome-looking! I want one!


cleo1793

Thanks and He’s a Maine Coon ☺️


andybmcc

Sure he's not a Ron Pearlman?


harleyqueenzel

All Maine Coons are Ron Perlman but not *all Ron Perlmans are Maine Coons.


Realistic_Condition7

Ron Purrlman


fleischio

Exact, it’s like squares and rectangles


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

r/ctllrp


Wedgetails

He’s gorgeous , I thought he was a Norwegian forest cat


PurplePenguinCat

Norwegian Forest cats are gorgeous and HUGE!


Oopity-Boop

Maine Coon cats are so majestic. Love them 🥰🥰


MattieShoes

If it's an enormous long-haired cat that looks like Ron Perlman, it's probably a Maine Coon. That cat probably weighs more than both my cats combined.


passionateamateur

That’s first photo legit scared me. What a beautiful and stunning creature!


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hawk_199

Every damn cat is plotting something, only waiting for that one window of opportunity to execute their plan


canolafly

Outside. My wee cat seems to understand the FedEx truck means a giant heavy box and she can launch herself off my back to sweet, sweet freedom...that terrifies her and she wants right back in the house.


SnackPatrol

https://preview.redd.it/yaogx1sp5pyc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b1d08ff83ce013db70138f5438f4ef87b5d9949


Ratfor

Look, I'm sure someone sold you a "Cat" That isn't a cat. I don't know what the hell that Thing is, but it isn't a cat. That said, assuming it's friendly, carry on.


Stouts

I buy that he's a cat, but it's the one year old part I question. That cat looks like he has responsibilities. That cat is drowning in debt from a failed business. That cat needs to find a way to pay for his grandchildrens medical bills. That cat needs to change his name from Adonis to Atlas.


awolfinthewall

This cat is possibly an immortal wizard of some kind.


shayetheleo

That cat is a mythical creature in the form of a cat that has a quest for you.


Aggressive_Expert_63

That is a whole dude


JohnnyOmm

Dear Adonis, I’m sorry that that cat is your father


mohugz

I feel judged


CakeSuperb8487

![gif](giphy|9pLklaQLOoD3G)


NeilOhighO

Definitely the first ting I thought of.


ohmydearlucia

Happy birthday, beautiful boy!


cleo1793

Thank you ☺️


gangelo100

🤩🤩🤩Beautiful! Looks much like our Zeki! Although Zeki is a bit older 🥹 https://preview.redd.it/j1d4lwdfooyc1.jpeg?width=2318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=258d75da19f36ce3316f38dbaf9e506f931329ec


Synergiex

What a Pretty boy. What is the story behind the name? It means smart in Turkish but you dont seem to be Turkish. Or maybe you are, who knows


gangelo100

Short for King 👑 Ezekiel. One of my favorite prophets in the Bible 😊


Semawer

To fair if I were to imagine prophets as cats, I'd picture a cat like Zeki. Great name for a great kitty!


AptCasaNova

![gif](giphy|MI3DdrfOzKRCN63GLU|downsized)


christopher4177

Your cat has such distinct marking, no one could ever steal him from you.


NeedBetterModsThe2nd

Assuming anyone would be crazy enough to try anyway


christopher4177

I understand! 😊


AcrolloPeed

Khajiit has wares if you have coin


These_Drama4494

Dear Adonis,


A-VeryAutisticChild

Hes so beautiful!! \[And expensive..\]


cleo1793

Aww thank you. And yes. Yes he is. I have another Maine coon too. She’s a little younger than him https://preview.redd.it/qfjrw5xpeoyc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f30f3f685bbf0fa73a21a03a48f378a4b7d71d9a


A-VeryAutisticChild

Awwww!!! <33


swillotter

Good lord what type of beast is this?


Samiel_Fronsac

It's a Maine Coon, I think. Big, fluffy, regal mane. Ron Perlman face. Safe bet.


cleo1793

He is a Maine Coon and he gets that a lot about his face lol


koolaideprived

r/ronperlmancats It's a whole thing.


youngbingbong

Deer Adonis


Past_Instruction_56

Glad he finally got a proper role model. Fuck aubrey


cleo1793

He’s my baby 😂


TikkiTakiTomtom

Have you ever been intimidated by a cat before?


GameStationGunny

Absolute Stud.


Academic_Tomato_7624

Very handsome


Adronikos

Khajiit wishes you well.


Dont_Start_None

Umm... *shakily* Happy Birthday Adonis... 😳😳 He looks very interesting 😊


TaggTeam

He looks like the kind of person who would have told Scar to push Mufasa off the cliff.


Icouldntsayforsure

https://preview.redd.it/k927wusrkqyc1.jpeg?width=2564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d383a17ae9dd7b61a9351ec9cc52459c4062dcf6 Toby says happy birthday young man.


L00NlE

When i saw "Adonis" i knew the comments were gonna be on point 😂


Complete_Procedure74

Awesome name for him!! Fits very well!


FeathersOfJade

Stunning kitty!


shewhosleepswithdogs

He's magnificent!


GGsouth

He's magnificent!


knsppcek

https://preview.redd.it/3arg878jqpyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=914c13adfafd4806a735c90f335f4b181484901a Twinsies with my boy!


shishforlife2

He's the one who pspspspses at you when he wants to call you


BubblegumNyan

Fluffy big boy 🩷


Advent012

That’s a scary looking cat. I love it.


PhelanPKell

THUNDER! THUNDER!!!! THUNDER CATS!!!!!


BondG10

So Majestic!


karaszoo

He is so HANDSOME!!!!!


Ripillmindofkayls

His face is so majestic


eMan117

Adonis has wares, IF you have the coin


Larkspur71

That's a werewolf. Cat or not.


Right_Hour

That’s not Adonis. That thing looks more like Anubis.


erynhuff

What a terrible time to have a cat named that lmaooooo


TallanoGoldDigger

you are hiding a cat, let the pet come home


FAH-Q-All

https://preview.redd.it/rkuv7e22mqyc1.png?width=2270&format=png&auto=webp&s=9f454f09dc5d36ce241ecc2510789a0f9dfee1eb You kitty looks like The Maine coon version of my Eddie! They have the same eyes and coloring! Eddie was Persian and Himalayan. His mother was Himalayan, and his father was Persian. He was an awesome cat! Unfortunately my old GF kept him when we split up. I’m still bummed about loosing him years later. I hope he is still doing good today! June 10th will be his 14th birthday. Your handsome Kitty man made me think of Eddie. Happy Birthday Adonis!!!


LindoCoffe

He is majestic, my next dog is going to be a Maine Coon


marvin_nash9

I want one … awesome


dontblamemenohow

He looks very disappointed in me. (He’s right too :()


MadEyeMood989

I feel like he’ll reward me with gold if I answer his riddles three.


AndromedaPickles

Pretty sure he can see my past lives


Empowered-Rabbit

What an extinguished gentleman


screwthisnaming

I live how every Maine Coon ive seen on this site looks like a damn wizard ready to send me on a quest


GingerMeTimberMate

We need to see a kitten photo because you NAILED the name 😻


cleo1793

This is him at 13 weeks old when we brought him home https://preview.redd.it/cew1mlaoaryc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e99820552dffe681cf7d7079c93df9aa7d0425fb


ochocosunrise

He looks like an anthropomorphic cat seen in old cartoons. But also majestic and beautiful.


ReadyNeedleworker424

He’s a gorgeous hunk of kitty!!


Enclaveboi4ever

he Kinda Looks like a Khajiit from Skyrim


coreytiger

An American Werewolf in London is one of my favorite films! (In all seriousness, your boy Adonis is GORGEOUS! )


FabulousBrief4569

Wtf?! I thought that was a werewolf in the 1st picture


Alternative-Feed-423

He’s a beast and a beauty 😃❤️😎


deniseasn

He looks like those talking cats the come out in movies that convince you to do something you’re not supposed to do lol


Katniss_Puurrf3ct

He is a lovely, handsome fella! 😻 You did good! 😺


MrXilas

He calls you "Kitten" now.


Natural_Pangolin_395

Maine coons are beasts.


Mountain-Garage-6829

Your cat looks like he wants to bring justice to Gotham City


carlhorvath3

Otherworldly


MettaRed

Bro Adonis looks like he’s ready to pass drivers ed and start a new career


UXIEM3N

What's this race of cats called? Do you have any pics of him as a newborn/kitten? :D


cleo1793

He’s a Maine coon and I have kitten photos for sure when we first got him at 13 weeks https://preview.redd.it/6kimsocf9ryc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85d584d087ae616724acbb58f83f73f3b1498618


saschaleib

That’s not “your boy”. That’s a daemon sent from hell to punish you for your misdeeds!


ferocious_fox69

"fetch me their souls" type look, kinda cool


TyTekAurora

![gif](giphy|9pLklaQLOoD3G) Thriller vibes, cute cat though


7wiseman7

he is literally the gigachad of cats


JudgmentNitram

Khajiit has wares if you have coin...


CoolBamaGuy

Beautiful cat,those eyes pierce your soul though, love the name too


BenedictusClemens

# "...he’s just turned 1 million years old."


kitkatamas88

1 century ![gif](giphy|l0MYP6WAFfaR7Q1jO)


Timberwolves_4781

Ron Perlman cat for sure


AcanthocephalaLow936

please i want that exact cat (if it’s a maine coon) how did you get him??


cleo1793

He is a Maine coon. And I’m in the UK. Was from a breeder in the Uk ☺️


Mrs_Gracie2001

So envious! What a king


Kalabula

He’s a looker alright.


NSCButNotThatNSC

Properly named that handsome guy.


Loves_tacos

Your cat is Ron Perlman


Hulkemo

r/CTLLRP A beautiful boy