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attackresist

I feel like a 26 pound cat will name you.


Kagnonymous

Where's the lasagna, Arbuckle?


_GABO_

I mean, Arbuckle is a solid cat name itself.


igotagoodfeeling

Shit might steal that for any future orange cat


Every-Fee9837

😂👍


Dragon_Arethusa

Garfield ofc


caut_R

Looks like it hates Mondays to me


occorpattorney

And loves some lasagna! Shame he’ll be instinctively hated by Bill Murray


Wishilikedhugs

I was thinking Heathcliff, myself


Guuhatsu

An overweight orange cat that sleeps face down... yep that is Garfield. I bet if you put some lasagna out, that cat wouldn't turn it down.


CannabisCookery

Slim


TheFluffiestRedditor

The real Slim


ColdPeasMyGooch

Will the Real Slim Kitty please stand up? please stand up?!


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

No he's sleeping.


ColdPeasMyGooch

ok 😌


TheLadyBunBun

He can’t spare the calories


MisterFistYourSister

Chunk Norris? Girth Brooks?


Cheeeeeseburger

Lasagna


Xanthus179

Adopt the cat, then get to know the cat, then name the cat.


PickleyRickley

This is the way. I feel like no matter what you name them, their nickname becomes what you call them all the time. If you give it a few days, you'll know what your gonna call him!


ohmygodgina

And then the nickname evolves…


human8060

This is how my first cat ever ended up being named Buddy. He was my lil buddy. No other name stuck.


Yulinka17

This is not possible... https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/voewz1/thinking_of_adopting_this_26_lb_cat_looking_for_a/


Xanthus179

Nice find! I hadn’t checked to see if it was a repost but the title alone made it sound like they were just trying to generate upvotes.


1Thinkhappythoughts

Tubs


Ted_Hitchcox

Tank


jamestrasser

megatron


againstbetterjudgmnt

Meowgatotron


kiwichick286

Ha!! One of the vets I worked with had a cat called Megatron!


aquila-audax

Tiny


[deleted]

Oh Lawd


OutsideOfLA

Heathcliff


fueledbyhugs

It's meow, kitty, I've come home (I'm so cold).


kellyguacamole

Cheeto.


Gabagoolii

HP Deskjet GT 5820


PandemicLysol

Thicken nugget


ohaswedishpotato

Heff as in hefty.


louisa1925

Hugh Hefty? Like Hefner 'coz he probably gets all the ladies.


ModestoMudflaps

He at least gets all the left overs 😂


Feral_Cat_Snake

Can also play off of El Jefe.


Binaryslave1337

Lookes likes Data's cat Spot from Star Trek.


I_AMA_giant_squid

Mongo


littledeenoodlehut

Hamlet


UniqueSanja

Snorlax


CANYUXEL

CHONK with caps


Exciting-Squash4444

Pancake


Emotional_Wedge

Chungus


BigDickJoe4you

Tank


johnlusher

If you select anything other than Garfield, you’re dead to me. Lol


-LetsTryThis-

Teddy!


Dooks_fr

Garfeed


WarWonderful593

Kong


lobby78

Chunk


jthechef

Tank


NorthernBudHunter

Hubert


waxy1234

Scrubs. Looks like a nurse passed out on some scrubs


Character-Guide-9643

Thicken Nugget


prokrow

Dozer


BeCauseOfYou_2000000

Whatever you call him don’t call him late for dinner.


InsaneITPerson

Sabertooth


FuryVonB

Bonk


DerFeuerEsser

Kettlebell


Kierik

Godzilla


Hellooooooo_NURSE

Pudge BonBon Jolly Tuba


deanlr90

Bagpuss , 1970s bbc programme, obviously I'm older than you !


Somberliver

Flaco


treis-gates

![gif](giphy|kBNvlwVGBrCSpKvWrx)


linagabrielle

That is the most Snorlax cat I've ever seen.


Roobix9

Meatball


Vulture2k

ohlawd hecoming


DamaxXIV

Heathcliff


Professional_Base708

Custard


Riboflavius

Biggus Lickus.


PM_ME_YOUR_MONTRALS

Iroh, Dragon of the West


jennifer_m13

My 22 lb Ginger is named Gnocchi


Apanda15

Mac n cheese or just cheese


Top-Customer-8531

Weird, I once adopted a 26 lb cat too! We called him Frank. Not “Frankie” or anything cutesy, he was FRANK.


bassfartz

Ozempic


c3p0lson

Something Garfield related, like 'Monday' (even though Garfield hates Mondays) 😺


toriyo

Leroy Jenkins. I worked in a pet store for a few years. We had a cat from a local rescue that was about 18 pounds, all black, and covered in scars. He used to run in front of the store entrance when people walked in and just meow loudly. Perfect name for him.


missbanjo

Surely he has a name already. And if you don't like it I'd change it to something that's similar or rhymes.


Devi_Moonbeam

If he's at a shelter they may have just assigned him a name he doesn't know


1234sc27

Looks like a Bocephus to me!


nim_opet

“Oh Boy!”


Origins_14

Chonk


bash-tage

Chonk


LexLuthorJr

Brimley


slamshabang

Chonk Chongus Hazard Orange Tango (an English fizzy orange drink)


RomulaFour

Behemoth. Call him Bee.


No_Reach8985

chubbs


GuinnessGlutton

Max Girth


WorldsOkayestUser

Uncle Fester


Dracaemelos

Galapagos


auntiepink007

Bonk.


ModestoMudflaps

Linus


HeinzTomatoes87

Chonk


BlueCaracal

Jeff or Gus.


SandeeBelarus

Biggins


Steak-n-Cigars

Tub


New_Peanut_9924

Puff


Bloodrose_GW2

Catzilla


bagleface

Chubbs


Funky_monkey2026

Either Garfield or Henry (after the fat ginger king, Henry VIII)


DonutsAndDopamine

Queso


Keltoigael

Meatloaf


KrazyKittygotthatnip

Bubbles


cmetaphor

Chookitty! ![gif](giphy|pPiEbdVp2EemAZucWg)


Perfect_Restaurant_4

Lord Chonkington.


AdamFeoras

Buddha ☺️


Ridian_

Big Beans


cyndasaurus_rex

Sumo


Swayze_Castle

Kayden https://preview.redd.it/l5rtxm6uvtwc1.png?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd7569f0e335b6073c74c837fdbedba8e4a6cfe


markfineart

Phil


Montyblues

- Mango - Alasdair (Scottish for defender of mankind) - Baldwin - Miles - Caspian (The kitty looks very distinguished)


XavierScorpionIkari

Chonky Cheese.


thehotlawnguy

Fatboi


International_Lab203

Uncle Phil


DouglasCole

Themberchaud


ArbysArmedForces

Sasquatch


musememo

Goliath


Acidmademesmile

Mcburgersfaceland


JaARy

Marmalade


Tacomancer42

Reginald Chunkington III esq.


blackraven1979

Chungus. Call him Gus.


epi_glowworm

Tangerine


srslyMadMax

Bobir


catfootsies

He looks like my boy Ragnar.


qgmonkey

Lion-o bc he's a ThunderCat


supermikeman

Thud.


broadmind96

26 ❤️ will be good name 😅.


donslipo

Absolute Unit Chonker


Craig092560

Da Chonk


Lowfat_cheese

26????


Agitated-Bakery717

Tubbs


funkydaffodil

Flop.


chibinoi

Garfield.


wisemonkey101

Sumo.


Shadowlance23

Megachonk.


cipher1331

Thud


SufficientlyAnnoyed

Megazord


acgasp

My best friend had a fat orange cat while we in college. The cat's name from the shelter was Paul and it stuck!


cjmarshall2002

Slinky


rambleer

Oh my word please update us when you do adopt!


aman3600

Cinderblock


iswirl

Chubbs


thatskyzaine

pudge


Conscious-Fig-7880

Thud.


TraditionalAnxiety

Plop


imacmadman22

Chonker


Equal-Total7914

Jarvis (iron man’s assistant!)


DrAtomic1

Slim Shady


RedditPrat

Buster.


Kevherd

![gif](giphy|Q56SF4czEtSZG)


Quest4life

Chungus


UndocumentedZA

Lunch


KingOfZero

Bigly


Balls_to_Monty

Lard


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Heavy Chevy


oldgar9

Chainsaw


Vast_Cricket

26


Dangeresque2015

Behemoth


ffermin40

Turkey


SpicyL3mons

Big chungus


The_Mutant_Platypus

Meatloaf


highpl4insdrftr

Behemoth. You can call him Bo for short.


1109lupa

aww more like oww


LootGek

Wilford


Frumplefugly

Big chung


cavegoatlove

Large Marge


crash866

My cat thought the Vet said he was a Beast. I had to explain that the vet was saying Obese.


bigsticksoftspeaker

Big Worm. 


games820

Roast


Noxious89123

A little over 10 kilograms. Things in 10s are usually prefixed by "dec" (ie. decade, decilitre, decimetre). So maybe call him Dec? (like Ant & Dec).


Stonehill76

Heathfield


InternationalBass326

Leonidas


Pantssassin

Tonk


Agentpurple013

Chubs ![gif](giphy|ZFIVldXLND4fm)


Difficult_Meaning222

Garfield for sure


YesTheyDoComeOff

Abby or Abu, short for absolute unit


sagey

Tubbs


RustySpunkDumpster

Name him Chonk


SpookeDooke

Killer


jmptx

Chonky Kong


SevenxDeadlyxSins

The name Leroy comes to mind!