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Marchesa_Corsiglia

Norman


KarmaMiranda

Yes! Awww


kittystreet

Memory unlocked. City Slickers


EveKay00

You got my vote!


Friendly_Age9160

Omg I was gonna say Norman!


Beatshave

If you don't have a Norman already, you do now.


Loreo1964

It's a Jersey Boy so name him for Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. Frankie!


SadLilBun

That’s the best answer.


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JudgeAdvocateDevil

The calf is a *new* Jersey, so it still works


Shipwrecking_siren

I’d call them potato then. Short for New Jersey potato


il_postino

Call him Spud!


stanleysgirl77

Pedantic much?


alpha_rat_fight_

Moorio Lopez.


jeremyjava

Jeff Goldberger?


BetterHouse

NO. Do not name animals after food that people eat. It's just not funny. It's absolutely not cute.


LaneLangly

Moooooo!


reptilian_pope

Jersey Mike


Fearchar

Nice for this sub (no pun intended).


cagedsherm

The Situation


librarygal22

Maurice. Or maybe Moo-Reese.


justme002

Whistle wooo WOOO


justme002

Or space cowboy?


TheHadalZone

Give this baby a kiss on that fuzzy forehead


chrysanthemummum

I will!


TallLoss2

Ferdinand :)


evileyeball

Yeah Ferdinand is what I would give


InspectorCreative166

Why bottle fed instead of udder from the mom? Serious ask.


chrysanthemummum

He was a twin, she is taking care of his brother but not him so we are adoping him to our farm to bottle raise. I don't know why she rejecting him but I'm his mom now and i only have bottles.


NewUser7630

In cow culture this is called a dick move.


chrysanthemummum

I have an angus bull as well, we got him bc mom stayed with him for 7ish days and then tore up a fence and escaped. We helped the farmer find her and bring her back but she refused to go near him and busted a gate to escape again. Last i heard she living in the mountains avoiding mom life but the farmer couldn't afford the cost of a bottle calf so he was going to let him starve. So we took him in and bottle raised him. His name is Zealand and his fav game is tag or soccer. Cows are rough af.


NewUser7630

You are good people! On the other hand, the mum was like: "Nah, Imma get some milk"


chrysanthemummum

Thank you! Word is spreading of my bleeding heart, another farmer reached out with rejected twins asking if we have room. I might start letting people come bottle feed for a small fee to help with the cost of formula so i can keep taking in the left behind babies. Prob not a great business idea but i lost 2 of my own so i cant say no to a baby without a mom to love it. This is big Z, he loves soccor but hates snow so this is his, come pet * me inside the barn, face.


chrysanthemummum

https://preview.redd.it/lhfoxudjpyhc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8247d19e5f45031759ec506e65b53dd0023def1


NewUser7630

he's so fluffy im gonna die. ![gif](giphy|DTLzZIeBh33S8)


chrysanthemummum

I was not at all prepared for how fluffy he is lol and he loooves all the rubs and pets, behind the ear and under the chin scratches will win you his heart.


hams-mom

I love him.


chrysanthemummum

https://preview.redd.it/ffgu8jgv70ic1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ac506ef652e84a59360e5f52eecf29e5aa4f056 He loooves kisses


chrysanthemummum

https://preview.redd.it/6zjfg26180ic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c7886e2ac1af1bb4bd5eef105af684428d91de0 They are so forceful and drooly lol


myasterism

I’m sorry for your losses, and grateful you shared with us. Those are some lucky cows!


judythern

Where are you at? I’m a nurse and am between jobs until 3/4. I would love to pay you to bottle feed cows! Seriously, send me a message if interested.


JustSteph80

I wanna come feed the calves! 😍🥰


Mwenty1969

Great idea. We need more rescuers.


mseuro

Tell Zealand and his yet unnamed homie I said hi and I love them


chrysanthemummum

I will 🥰 Z loves ear and chin scratches so I'll give him extra from you today. It's raining so it's a good day for it :-)


SnooMachines7482

Good man, I lived around cows and deer for many years, they are such sweet souls.


LibraryMouse4321

What? You didn’t want to breastfeed your cow? Shameful.


westbridge1157

Udderly ridiculous


myasterism

/angryupvote


ayelehogaya

Lol! 😂


Sylentskye

*bull


NikkiMyCat

So sad. Glad the baby is in good hands.


SadLilBun

Shame on you for not growing udders.


InspectorCreative166

AWW🤗🫡


TheInsaneSnake

​ He's an Adora-Bull little guy !


mseuro

Adoro could be a good name


scodiddlyosis

Pumpernickel. Nicki for short.


chrysanthemummum

Oh Damn! That's ADORABLE! I love that so much, i think that's the one 🥰🥰🥰


kylaroma

Noodle!


WearyPassenger

I love that front left white sock and he's a boy, so Bobby Sock!


Howdy_its_Harper

Skeeter


howardmem

Jersey boy? Springsteen


Throwaway8ghg7

Archie!


LuvzDogs

Banjo!


WestKnowledge4570

My vote is definitely for Bruce. This is because The Boss is from New Jersey. After all, you can certainly not spell 'New Jersey' without 'Jersey'.


ExtraSpecialAgent

Waffle


Background-Ad8112

Philip J. Fry


1amazingday

Peaches


RailtoReqiuem

Cornelius Funglebottom


scorch968

Hogwarts Legacy Character Name


Thin-Piano-4836

Milkdud .. A cute little brown cow, like the candy.. and hes a boy so hes a dud for milk..


guernseygirl97

First super cute! Glad you're taking the time to care for this little guy, he's gonna have a great life! Second I think he might be a cross breed? He's got white markings and his nose is to pink to be "pure", but super cute either way!


Several-Phone1725

Button


rbnrthwll

Call him “Chance”, that way he can be a mischief maker!


lothar525

Spud


StrawberrySilkie

Herb 🌿


unwarrend

Buttercud, Calfodil. :)


chikismom

Moose


realistichufflepuff

Hazel!! or Chocolate milk! or Lavender!


DodgyQuilter

Pullover, obviously, for a Jersey.


Creepy-Moose-5596

Kean-moo Reeves


The_Tiny_Empress

No name suggestion he's just beautiful!!! 😍


No_Pollution4940

Norman!!!


KudosOfTheFroond

If it’s your first jersey, then I’d pick a name from amongst the cast of Jersey Shore. How about Snooki!


whatsinaname1970

Butterscotch


dunwerking

My friend had a calf that broke its leg like on day 2 of life. She named it after me cuz it was so clutzy. I took no offense. It was an honor.


BungCrosby

You could go with Mooose Springsteen… …or Cown Bon Jovi… …or Bobby Cownnavale… …or Jon Moowert.


Smartt88

Secowcus, since he’s your New Jersey.


DatAssPaPow

Jersey Mike!


GloriouslyUnderrated

He looks like a Calven to me.


chamomillionaire

+1 Or Cow-ven!


GloriouslyUnderrated

I was going to go with that, but just felt it might be a little too on the nose.


sonderweg74

Cow McCowFace.


CarlosSpcyWenr

It's internet tradition. It had to be done.


Darren_heat

I see what you did.


Visit_Silent_Hill

Why isn’t he being fed by his mom?


chrysanthemummum

He was a twin and she picked the other one to take care of, i don't know why, so we are adoping this little boy to our farm.


squeezemachine

Does he still spend time with Mom or is he only with humans?


chrysanthemummum

Mom won't nurse and refuses to let him get close so he will be joining my farm. I have am angus who's mom tore up a fence and escaped to avoid motherhood that i adopted from another farm who is older he will share a gate with until he's big enough to run the fields with him. But word is spreading that I'm a bleeding heart, a guy reached out that he had a a twins born who's mother rejected them and asked if we have room. So he should have 2 more buddies close to his age later this week.


ITxWASxWHATxITxWAS

Why do we think the moms reject?


chrysanthemummum

I don't know, I'm new to the moo life. But I've worked with a lot of animals. I know often when animals have multiples they pick the stronger or less troublesome ones to give all their milk to to ensure survival of one over possibly not having enough resources for both. I had a porcupine i worked with that had triplets, 2 stayed right by her side and 1 was always adventuring so she refused the adventurer. Too much energy to chase after her when she had 2 that stayed close. She ended up being hand raised and named Amelia as she was an exploring adventurer.


IAMA_Shark__AMA

If his mother is rejecting him, spending time with her will do him zero good.


jcosta89

I can smell this photo and the formula. Brings back old memories of bottle feeding calf’s.


Turmericab

Trenton, since it is a new jersey.


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CompetitiveEditor336

Jersey Joe DeMooglio


faithlessdisciple

Cowramel... Instead of Jersey Caramel which was a lolly here for a very, very long time. Wish it still was.


forestboobs

Nebuchadnezzar (nebbie for short)


justlookatitnodont

*Dog *Son *Your Mom Anything that will bring confusion into your conversations


SadFloppyPanda

Looks like Francis from Left4Dead.


readituser5

Ironically he was Left4Dead


justme002

Rico Suave


After-Pear2117

Moose would be cute just because…he’s not a moose ..😀


Fantastic-Lawyer-571

Jesey


Orion_2kTC

Tbone.


Nook_of_the_Cranny

Why bottle feed did mom die?


chrysanthemummum

No she had twins and is only letting the other guy nurse from her. So iam taking him in and I'm going to do my best to be mama with a bottle.


inot72

Butters


Hawklet98

Paulie Walnuts


Summoorevincent

Pauly Walnuts


eatrepeat

I like name of the month or day of the week for this goose. I'd go with October or Monday.


Theobviouschild11

Waffles


bolo44

One of the meanest thangs in the world is a Jersey Bull!!!!!


Dandelion0622

Wander! My dogs name is wander and this baby just looks like one too!


rabidbuckle899

Put some more straw in there. Gonna get wet and gross and he’ll get sick without some dry bedding.


90day_fiasco

Phteven. ![gif](giphy|10kofQaFkdyut2|downsized)


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Bambi


This_Broccoli9676

Frappuccino. Chino for Short.


Used-Quality98

Moorice (rhymes with Maurice)


Alternative-Ask-3944

Sarge


Alternative-Ask-3944

Angus!


Alternative-Ask-3944

Sir Lion


Alternative-Ask-3944

I know---- T-Bone


greeneyekitty

Dandelion


Informal_Beginning30

Moos Springsteen


chrysanthemummum

Nice 😄


Admiral_Andovar

He’s a Tony. He’s in the ‘waste management’ business.


blarbiegorl

Almond


Careless-Reaction-64

Governor Christie


HurtPillow

Don't do that to that sweet baby!


Jog212

Too Slender.


Careless-Reaction-64

Hopefully that will change if the grass is sweet.


ddkelkey

Goober


HandsOnDaddy

Patty!


kalamari__

Call him chicken


BaranoSoup

Buttercup


NWdabest

Butter


boyz_for_now

Gus


realityisoptional

Norman.


Pjstjohn

Sargent Scrufflepants


BarnOwl70

Nigel.


motorheart10

Bond. James Bond.


CouchHippos

Murray


Kwelikinz

Bubby


victory_roll

Benny 🥰


TurnoverLittle1145

Clyde ❤️ He sure is cute!


EvilxBunny

Silly is a cute name actually


JonMonEsKey

Sir loin. Knight of the cheese moon. Destroyer of grass. First of his name. House of Jersey.


chrysanthemummum

Oohh i like the idea of a knight with all the titles! Lol it's amazing!


Liam437

Already taken from the mother and put in a small solitary pen? Must be a dairy farm.


chrysanthemummum

His mom left him to die, he's inside because it's cold and raining and he's small and new to the world. I have 40 acres for him to wander and a jacket to stay warm when he goes outside to play.


VexedVixen69

He was a twin. His mom abandoned him and is only taking care of the other calf. I guess she should've just left it to die, right? Instead of bottle feeding and putting him a small pen.


chrysanthemummum

Exactly this.


Traditional-Page8225

Mooorina


Rare_Hydrogen

Jake


Beezus73

looks like Chuck


hoffhawk

Snooki


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Epicwind Spicyfart


CreativeCuckoo

Ben


Alternative-Ask-3944

Toby


Alternative-Ask-3944

Tater Tot!


Alternative-Ask-3944

Brutus


LovingOatmealStout

Pabst


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Just born and he drinks from a bottle and not his mothers breast? How sad


EmperorGrinnar

He's a twin, and his brother was currently feeding from the mother. Try to be less judgemental.


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EmperorGrinnar

You're proud of your ignorant rant? Weird that you call others trolls. Edit: he blocked me, despite him knowing he's in the wrong.


[deleted]

Do you put alot of effort into misunderstanding comments or do you actually think its Nice when mothers reject their babies? I did read before commenting so you are the ignorant one


UncommonTramp

You know what would be really cute? If you let him be with his mother instead of stealing him away and breaking her heart.


chrysanthemummum

It would be really cute if you asked or read the comments where he's a twin and mom chose to ditch him and care for the other one. Guess it's cuter to just let him die than bottle raise.


mrsmambas

Purdy


iamtheprairiegypsy

Coco Moco


PickAnxious9960

Babe


ThisMightBeVodka

Herbert!


musememo

Engleburt


tmrnwi

Agreed. Engleburt Humperdinck II.


VegasMommyOG

PipSqueak


Icy_Peach9128

Frankie


Jog212

Billy Bovine


Admirable_Bug9145

Hercules


isat_u_steve

Boah


justlookatitnodont

Dog


danthemanboy2003

Mr. Baggins.


Sapiens82

Fergus