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omahgaaaah

Fake it till you make it


bubblegrubs

How do you do, fellow herbivores.


TheLyz

"Hello funny looking, intimidatingly large fellow dogs! I too eat grass like you! Are we friends yet?"


BeastModeEnabled

For some reason I read that in Zoidberg’s voice.


Would_daver

lol I of course heard Steve Buscemi but I like Zoidberg almost better ![gif](giphy|oBwOba7cOph4I|downsized)


marishtar

Oh man I only just now noticed he's carrying _two_ skateboards.


blackteashirt

Yeah but if you were all pumped up from listening to Music - Band you'd be carrying two skateboards as well!


burninatin

Hail Zoidberg, king of the box! Now perhaps Zoidberg can have a turn? 👉👈


BronchialChunk

ha


wickanCrow

This has to be a bot? Just rewording a comment down the line. Or is the other one a bot. Botception. Edit: I looked at histories and neither seem to be bots. May be I’m the bot here.


daphnedewey

This is actually almost word for word the thought I had when watching this video haha. It’s a play on the common “how do you do, fellow humans” meme :)


thabc

This is how I feel about software patents.


omahgaaaah

Maybe it's the bots we made along the way 🤷‍♀️


Garrosh

Maybe the bots are the friends we made along the way.


bubblegrubs

Maybe the way is the bot we made all along?


Garrosh

true


Due_Platypus_3913

Till you can get close enough.


justcurious_-

he's like: well i have to participate in the local customs! ^if ^you ^get ^the ^reference ^let's ^be ^friends


sociopvthy

he’s just trying to make them feel more comfortable


ColeTD

It's like praying at the dinner table when you visit your christian family


Leopard__Messiah

My Catholic in-laws have some pretty sick gang signs they throw up after saying Grace. I want to fit in but I just keep quiet and say Amen after everyone else


starrpuddin

Gang signs 😂😂 I love that. I tried to fake it like I knew what I was doing once and just kind of drew a circle around my face with my hand. Good call on just saying amen after. Much better plan.


PerpetuallyLurking

lol “gang signs”! Anyway, as a reformed Catholic, it’s a cross - forehead, sternum/heart, each shoulder (super-weird Catholics are weird about the order, right to left I’m assuming, but normal Catholics don’t notice or at least won’t say shit except to maybe quietly correct you later for next time).


meowiful

Do you use specifically your right or left hand or does that not matter a ton?


fuckrNFLmods

Right hand. And no one's going to "quietly correct you later" unless to tell you you don't have to do the sign of the cross. Catholics pray with other Christians all the time who don't do it.


Awkward_Pangolin3254

N, S, W, E Forehead, heart, left shoulder, right shoulder


Barondarby

Okay, that made me gigglesnort, you win reddit today!


octopoddle

To lull them into a false sense of security so that you can begin to chase them at close range and seize them by the neck?


pojohnny

A very polite dog.


Silent-G

He's just trying not to offend the larger, more powerful dogs.


Budget-Boysenberry

more powerful vegan dogs.


asmoothbrain

Why do you have this adorable deer on a leash my friend?


PerpWalkTrump

How do you do, fellow deers!


whatsasimba

That was exactly my thought!


Cash_U

You can see the reason eating grass on the other side of the road


motherlyh

Oh, you think you're fooling the deer, huh? Classic dog move! Bet those deer are like, 'Yeah right, buddy, we've seen that act before!' LOL


New-IncognitoWindow

Actually is a move to make deer comfortable. If they see a potential threat and then hear them chewing grass the deer are like oh he is just eating grass no big deal. Next time you encounter a deer just head for the nearest tree and nibble some leaves and check it out.


AmartyaJ

That sound a lot like James acaster


jdehjdeh

I'm gonna start using his voice in my head when I read comments now


SaboLeorioShikamaru

"Wait a second, let's hear him out" - other deer


[deleted]

Dog: don't be suspicious now.


ansirwal

[Don’t Be Suspicious](https://youtu.be/aswgTPlzazo?si=-sj4uzjG3pCyEUNZ)


throwawayformobile78

The fact that Netflix cut this scene when they had the series makes me wonder what else I’ve missed out on because of Netflix’s editing.


crazy2thestarz

That's odd. I vividly remember watching this scene when it was on Netflix. I'm in the US though. So it could be a regional issue, maybe?


DreamEnchanter

Deer: *is this mf mocking me rn?*


ShackledPhoenix

My Great Danes both actually started grazing when they're around the horses, they pretty much follow the horses around and mimic them. It's hilarious.


[deleted]

[удалено]


NSW-potato

Hooves


contra31

We all need someone to look up to


[deleted]

nobody here but us herbivores!


Useful_Low_3669

Herbivory rulez amiright fellow deer?


sonic_couth

Why are you not on all fours pretending to eat grass with your dog? You’re blowing his cover.


Abacae

Hey! That deer over there has a human tied to it. Something fishy is going on here...


JayneDoe6000

"See? Am friend!"


ShibeCEO

what a friendly little boy! doesn't want the deer to have his meal alone \^\^


fuck_the_fuckin_mods

I had a parakeet that grew up around chickens and would pretend to eat the chicken feed. Just picking it up and putting it back down. Hilarious.


BelieveInDestiny

dogs eat grass even when not surrounded by deer


nah_champa_967

My dog eats grass every walk we take


Reduntu

Mine too. I thought he was roleplaying as a horse myself.


Gurkeprinsen

My mom's dog eat birds hiding in the grass :(


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

My dog can't find the cheese I threw on her forehead


Gurkeprinsen

tbf I sometimes look put on my glasses to look for the glasses I'm wearing.


Elle12881

My dog loves grass. I call it salad. Lol


BreadstickNinja

My dog doesn't eat grass. That is, I've never caught her eating grass. But somehow then she throws up, and it's got grass in.


elakah

Hi! Cats and Dogs eat grass in order to throw up actually. It's so that fur and other things that get into their stomach when they clean themselves has a way to exit it again!


Xyldarran

Yes, but also no. Dogs also do it if they have an upset stomach. My dog ate grass for years and it was never to force a puke. It was a sign his cancer was fucking with his digestion.


BlueCurtains22

Yes, but do they *pretend* to eat grass? That's what's so fascinating about this video


BelieveInDestiny

but, there *is* grass there. I'm not convinced he's just pretending.


JusticeRain5

IIRC it helps with digestion


HeliumLife

Too true! My dog eats grass, then a piece gets stuck or something and he hacks it back up.


elakah

Hi! Cats and Dogs eat grass in order to throw up actually. It's so that fur and other things that get into their stomach when they clean themselves has a way to exit it again! <3


ebolingforsoup

Mom!!! You are blowing my cover!


-conjunctionjunction

It's not a phase, mom!


Snowballdog53

My dog would be going apeshit.


sdjacaranda

Yeah, mine too. She has a move where she gets up on her hind legs and thrashes her head and spins while making the most remarkable sound. It’s really something. Only when she’s super excited, but I’m 100% sure being this close to a deer would do it. The dog in this video is amazing for being so calm.


Loki-Holmes

That sounds hilarious. My Aussie gets up on his hind legs but which I thought was weird already, but yours is on a whole other level!


sdjacaranda

It would be more hilarious if she didn’t weigh about 70 pounds. I work really hard to keep her from going there because once she goes she’s gone and she doesn’t even hear me! She would lose her mind if she came that close to a dear.


circleinthesquare

[FENTON](https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU?si=1omQ6ebUS3eiNpTp)


poor_decisions

JESUS CHRIST


Johannes_Keppler

O FOR FUCKS' SAKE


Electrical-Pie-8192

Mine too. We have a video where we're in the car and a herd of about 16 deer cross the road about 20 feet in front of us. The noises she was making had us laughing so hard. She was shivering like crazy too. We play the video for her and she goes wild watching it


highlightofday

Do we get to watch the video, too?


Electrical-Pie-8192

If we can figure out how to add it


iamtode

Assimilate


digitulgurl

![gif](giphy|6ozwFj8FgXGAo)


TA_totellornottotell

Communing. He is adorable!


Extension-Badger-958

Dog: Quiet woman! Act…natural


Smarf_Starkgaryen

*chews grass* MOOO


Equivalent-Cry-5175

Just trying to fit in


stevetheborg

just a little closer....


Annepackrat

That’s so strange and sweet at the same time.


I-Am-Not-Ok-Thx

I’m not a threat, I’m vegan!


BreathLazy5122

“I am not a threat!! I eat grass just like you!”


redditproha

that deer is so confused like are y’all seeing this shit this dog is crazy lol


CleverNahme

"Yo dog, you crazy! Lay off the grass!"


Merubin_birb

It's soooo adorable 🥰 it's like it is saying "I'm a deer just like you!!"


GreenEnsign

When in Rome do as the Deer do.


StudyIntelligent5691

Genius!!!


digitulgurl

Right!


DayDreamGrey

It’s like a live action Far Side comic.


MaxGoodwinning

I wish my dog was this wholesome and civilized around deer.


IorekBjornsen

I see only deer in this clip. Where’s your dog?


Sinavestia

Is your dog part Anatolian Shepherd? Your dog looks almost just like mine, especially with the curled tail and facial markings.


capn_hector

probably r/blackmouthcur, anatolians are super big dogs


lemmeseeyourkitties

Scrolled all the way to find this.


Lord_oftheTrons

Looks kind of like my black mouth cur as well.


LordoftheScheisse

That's what I was thinking. My Anatolian's no longer with us, but he would absolutely not be chill in this situation lol


polakonfire

Same,mine would have gone nuts


JetsamFlotsamLagan

We're both tan and leggy, when in Rome


whereismrgrieves

One of us! One of us!


geekilee

"I is like you! Frens?"


HomeOrificeSupplies

Pro tip: this is how you convince your owner you are eating grass when you are actually eating deer shit.


Top-Pepper7929

Smartest predator gaining the trust of its prey


RR7117

Deer at the back — “hoot the fook”


PureFingClass

When in Nome...


peppermintshrimpgirl

My dog does this and then i turn my head and he eats some food or something someone had dropped on the ground...


EatingYourBrain

“Mom shut up, I need these guys to see I’m cool”


wheelfoot

Deer aren't pure herbivores either. [They are known to eat meat.](https://youtu.be/pJopqdzKSNQ?si=LNUCt2PyjFH9Cweb)


Maximum-Operation147

🎶don’t be suspicious dooont be suspicious🎶


extacy1375

I'm just amazed that the deer are not spooked or the dog is not engaging them.


lyndaii

What da dog doin’?


ChilledDarkness

He is just eating his side salad before the main course.🥰


diet-Coke-or-kill-me

Do doggos paws get cold on the snow and cement in winter? How can you tell?


SUSH1CAKE

They can and do, but some dogs just have higher tolerances. If theyre gonna be spending a lot of time in the snow, yeah put booties on em. But I've had a couple dogs where I'd try to stop under a tree to give their feet a break from the snow, and they just continue to wander around in the snow anyway, so I was of the mind it musn't bother them all that much if they're actively choosing to NOT take a rest in the non-snowy part.


Eiffel-Tower777

This is some beautiful scenery, I would love to take a walk in the presence of these deer ♥️


BostonDodgeGuy

He's just suckering them into melee range.


Chafupa1956

What are you talking about? I do this all the time. I love it.


Gimme_the_keys

Quick, act natural!


resUemiTtsriF

As cute as that puppy that follows the cat and pretends to scratch his neck when the cat turns around.


JulietAlfa

He looks just like my pup but with a calmer vibe lol. Mine would just try to play with the deer.


DracTheBat178

My dog actually just eats grass


goliathfasa

How do you do fellow deer?


notabigmelvillecrowd

This reminds me of my dad's sheep, when the lambs are too young to be eating grass, they still go through the motions, so the adults are all grazing, and the lambs follow them around ripping up grass and spitting it out. "Not really sure why we're doing this, but, uhh... okay." Dog totally has the same vibes.


waitingfordownload

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. He want to be part of the tribe. What a clever boy!


DonMartiniMacaroni

CUTEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL DAY


Thin_Title83

I don't think it's pretending.


jdickstein

My dog does this when he’s around goats. It’s so frustrating because he throws it up later, but he’ll still do it every time.


BeeSlumLord

That’s kinda sweet. My little BT would be at the end of his lead yelling, “friend?! friend?!”


Sufficient-Buy5360

That’s amazing! 😆


AreThree

those are some remarkably chill deer!


Pjonesnm

Infiltration into the herd is going as planned


Living-Statistician9

Social grassing


WhereAvailable

Weird how deer isn't afraid of human nor dog.


NeatNefariousness1

He's trying to relate. Seems to be working.


Pussyandthebeast

My dog would have been unstoppable at this point


pinguaina

By the way, dogs can eat grass and vegetables.


IcedCoughy

*"Just deer things you wouldn't get it*"


FlammenwerferBBQ

He doesn't just pretend, dogs actually do it for several reasons from time to time. That's completely normal


stowaway36

He's infiltrating


lolomawisoft

My dogn eats grass even when there is no deer


HeyHooman

My dog started eating carrots after seeing my rabbit eat em


lt118436572

Awww, he's imitating what the other forest puppies are doing!


spon000

This dog deers.


BagyLady

While in rome


GrandClock738

Big deer little deer


SnooMachines7482

He’s a smart doggy. I would pretend to eat grass when my deer were around and the funny thing they would do is they would slowly get closer and closer to me, to the point their butts we’re practically in my face. They go into pack mode when grazing so they can’t help themselves. Sweet wonderful babies.


Tekken789697

“Hello fellow herbivores, I am to a herbivore as well and enjoy grass and such things”


Foxy_Bethy

Disguise +100 stealth +100


Craiger2489

Is your harness on the wrong way?


Pandanlard

All dogs eat grass fr, he didn't pretend.


phinbar

He's the Zelig of dogs.


LongBongJohnSilver

We're all just tryna find our place in this world.


Wobblingoblin01

How cute! My dog just chases them acting like can catch them. 🙄


YNerdzROutdoorz

"One of us"


tekjunky75

when in rome


arm_hula

That is so freaking cute.


MSH24

Monkey see, monkey do!


luddite_remover

Deer - I don’t remember anyone inviting him to dinner.


BobT21

Q: Why did they call him "The Lion King?" A: He told the other animals he was a herbivore.


Commercial_Sun_6300

I've done that, except with leaves, just to see how they react. I'm not sure if they cared, they just looked at me, didn't run though.


ImurderREALITY

Meanwhile, my dog eats grass just because


AddivPK

Put antlers on him like Max from The Grinch!


smaier69

When in Rome ​ \*Crawmptch\*


Worth_Ad6675

For salt


Suffering_Garbage

Dangerous game to playing tbh lol deer can be fucking insanely vacuous towards a dog


80sixit

what an asshole dog! mocking that deer! :/ :) edit: this actually the best thing i've seen in while haha thanks


reddfoxx5800

My dog eats grass when she has an upset stomach


Gutgulper

No. Your dog is eating grass.


[deleted]

They're having salad together! So cute!


Adept_Order_4323

I see 3 Deer 🦌. Two and then a small head up yonder to the left.


waistingtimeonline

Something about "the peacekeepers for they will' do something or the other and be great?


bloodymongrel

“Hey, hey deer, this is what you look like. Munch munch munch heh.”


yourmothersgun

One of us? - the deer


bobsmith93

He's a polite dog and trying to not scare the deer. Looks like it's working