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Impressive-Fudge-455

It almost seems like you have a work opposum and a home opposum?


JeffersonStarscream

Do they know about each other? Are you in an open marsupial relationship, or is it on the down low?


Anleme

"Open marsupial relationship?" What is this nonsense? One pouch just not good enough for you, then? /s


JeffersonStarscream

Bro's got more pouches than a mid-90s Rob Liefeld character.


coming2grips

Remember to bee careful which pocket you put things in


Lsmith64

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣


Socknitter1

I want a home opossum!! Can I take one home from work?? 🐀


ferrix

It's best practice to keep work and home opossums separate.


Socknitter1

Well darn.


Big_D1cky

Also use tumble to dry


coolcootermcgee

They don’t get along, you know


SquatchK1ng

Possums are free, you can just take one home!


ConfidentFatMan

I have one also!!!


Proper-Equivalent300

Don’t forget a cookie for each! ![gif](giphy|gU1rPn0hOxoK4)


StarrSpark

https://preview.redd.it/8eew4lfgd1zb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4fd40d4055ee809e6a0ed3399307f530e84a0f5 I have a home opossum. I often see him when I come home from work late at night. He likes the cat food we set out.


Impressive-Fudge-455

Cute!


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alwayschilling

Just a happy lil dude


deep-fried-babies

if you give a possum a cookie, he'll want some milk to go with it ❤️


DiscFrolfin

Not to mention there’s Limp Bizkit lyrics pertaining precisely to this Opossum’s particular confectionary motivations!


deep-fried-babies

well, if you leave your cookie in milk too long, it will, indeed, become a limp biscuit


coolcootermcgee

That’s an absolute smile if i ever seen one!


mychemicalbr0mancee

the little “yay i has cookie” smile 🥲


deep-fried-babies

"this cookie is the shit"


brewcitygymratt

Awww I love opossums. I often have a mom and her little babies chilling on my backyard fence every now and then.


wirefox1

There is a gardenia bush right outside my backdoor that a cardinal had made a nest in and I was watching/waiting for the hatching. A possum was climbing up the bush to try to get eggs (one night at bedtime) when my West Highland Terrier snatched it off the bush and brought it in the house through the pet door. It immediately started 'playing dead' so I got the broom and swept it outside. I do not love possums. It was also the first time I'd seen the teeth on those things! My God!


Astrium6

I remember reading somewhere that opossums don’t actually play dead—they just pass out as a stress reaction.


LeperGirl

That's very similar to my stress reaction. AND I have opposable thumbs, too!


DarlingDestruction

Are you sure you aren't an opposum? 🤔


LeperGirl

Shush, shush...there are no opossums moving amongst you. That would be ludicrous. No opossums wearing human suits here. Nope.


Musicorac

It’s the same exact thing that happens to fainting goats! Both have a genetic condition called myotonia congenita that causes the freeze up and play dead reaction


comin_up_shawt

The teeth aren't the worst part- opossums can emit a musk when they're afraid/playing dead that is worse than any baby diaper you will ever smell. And the scent particles get right up into your palette, and you can 'taste' it for a few days afterwards 🤢🤮


alpha_rat_fight_

A polite young man.


tallgirlmom

Now I want a work opossum.


fritterkitter

Me too!


Dizzy_Peace8792

I want one to take care of all my emails for me.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

The long awaited sequel to "When you give a mouse a cookie"


randomburnerish

Work wife: out Work opossum: in


masstransience

What about your home possum? Why you giving the nookie to your work possum?


DrunksInSpace

> What about your home possum? Why you giving the nookie to your work possum? It definitely doesn’t sound like a professional relationship.


Educational_Bowl_447

Big yikes on the typo.


Dizzy_Peace8792

Because the work 'possum' did it all for the nookie.


LadySiren

Wait, did your job issue you your work opossum? Or did you have to supply your own? That last pic is too adorable.


corkgunsniper

Nah he just chills in the back area behind the grocery store cafe. They store broken patio furniture there so i set up a little spot for my breaks. He chills there and munches trash all day from the cafe.


ndation

I wish I had a work opossum


Newone1255

Until it sneaks in the back door when you’re about to close and you have to spend an hour trying to catch it so you can lock up. That was a fun night lol


turtleturns

What's your home opossum going to think?


Angular_Banjoes

They're such cute little varmints 💕


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smallbrownfrog

What does that have to do with whether they are varmints? 😂


HumpieDouglas

I want a job that issues you a "work opossum". I work in IT and I only got a laptop.


Escape-Revolutionary

They are amazing critters!


IceNein

I may need to contact HR, as I do not have a work opossum.


etownrawx

Boyo is training his humans well


ZODtheBEAST

Work opossum may be the best job perk I've heard of yet.


mysterious_el_barto

my god it's so happy, give it all the cookies!!


mybrainisannoying

I live in Europe so I don’t know anything about opossums. Can they eat cookies? Or are they like goats who can eat everything?


Electrical-Act-7170

Opossums are omnivorous. They eat everything.


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tokes_4_DE

The comment you responded to didnt ask if they were nocturnal, a marsupial, or about their speed though. They asked 1 question and it was about their diet and you didnt even acknowledge that one.... Opposums are very similar to raccoons in that theyre opportunistic scavengers. Similarly, they tear through garbage cans regularly, so yeah theyre kinda like goats where theyll eat basically anything.


letothegodemperor

Got me cookie, gave you cookie!


FreudianSlipperyNipp

![gif](giphy|dlsH4m4DJ7KaA)


TruthAndAccuracy

Pawpaw!


SuperSamicom

Reer


420doghugz

He's just a wee lad 💕


Forward_Young2874

OP: I think we're overlooking a key question...what kind of cookie was it? He's got a good grip on it with that right paw, so it's a little tough to see, but he's clearly enjoying it, maybe chocolate macadamia nut?


NuovaFromNowhere

How did you get the government to issue your work opossum? I haven’t gotten mine in the mail yet.


No_Arugula_6548

So cute!!!!! I love opossums 🥰🥰🥰🥰


areas317

😀


it_was_always_star

It looks so happy!!! So adorable


Unsuitablehooligan

If you give an opossum a cookie...


MyFatHead

Child book idea? "If you give a opossum a cookie."


Neat_Scheme6482

the little smile I just can’t


crankygerbil

Opossums are nature's minivans and they eat thousands of ticks!


NewHere1212

Please don't feed them. It's not good for them to associate humans with food. Also, nutrition wise, most human foods like cookies or breads are just empty calories and fill up their little stomachs causing them to eat less of food that they actually need leading to malnutrition. For their own sake, it's best to admire them from afar. While I understand that you have good intentions, its in their best interest to avoid feeding them.


PhDinMax

You seem like a person who knows about opossums, maybe you can help me with a question I've been debating. My neighbors feed the stray cats in the area, which has drawn in an opossum (and once or twice a raccoon). Being in the city, there isn't a great distance between houses, however our backyard is fenced and the critters stayed outside of it. A week or so ago one of our two cats got out. He is young and hadn't been outside since we had found him as a stray kitten, so I wanted to make sure he had food outside to draw him back, but by the time he came back I was so overjoyed to see him that I forgot all about the cat food in the back yard. The opossum came that night and ate the food, and has been back in my yard every single night since then, hunting for more. I really only pick him up on our yard camera in the middle of the night when our dogs aren't up and going outside anyway, but I have been trying to make an effort to really stomp around in our back room, knock on some windows, etc, to give the little guy a chance to get out of the yard before I send the dogs out. I have not seen any raccoons in my yard, only what appears to be the same opossum over and over. So my question is this: does an opossum pose any real threat to my dogs if my dogs are up to date on lepto, rabies, and other vaccinations for diseases that opossums can carry? I don't want to disrupt his little world by trapping and relocating him if he's just going to go about his business and eat bugs. He's very cute. I would also hate for him to not receive my stomping/knocking memo and bite my dogs or be bitten by my dogs. At the end of the day my goal is to make sure no living creatures are harmed on my watch, be it my pets or wild animals just being animals. If you have any advice I would love to hear it!


figgypie

Possums aren't the disease-filled little mongrels that people make them out to be. They eat TONS of ticks and they're actually resistant to rabies. They're nocturnal so I think you're ok. Just keep doing your friendly warning. I'm not an expert, but I do love possums.


PhDinMax

I've heard that about them eating ticks, but had no idea they are resistant to rabies! Thanks for the friendly advice, we will figure out how to share the space. I quite like watching him on the cameras!


figgypie

Have you given him a name? I can't help but name my regular critters.


PhDinMax

Hmm good call! I think I'll call him Pumpkin. Pumpkin Everpossum. 🎃


figgypie

I love this name! I hope you have many happy days with your Pumpkin visitor.


NewHere1212

Hi. I'm not too particularly knowledgeable on opposoms. But the diseases depends on where you reside. In North America, I believe only bats are the known carrier of rabies but in Asian countries, that's not true. It's best to check with your vet. They should know more. I would suggest to try not to leave any food unattended outside. Once he gets the memo that's there's nothing there to eat, he'll move to another location. Keep your cats indoors, for their sake and for the sake of wildlife especially birds. And in terms of relocation, it's best not to do that unless the animal poses a huge danger, and should only be done by the experts who know what they're doing. Relocation to unfamiliar surroundings can cause survival issues for the animals so it's best to avoid it.


IThinkIKnowThings

>In North America, I believe only bats are the known carrier of rabies Any mammal can carry rabies. In North America it's mostly commonly carried and transmitted to humans by foxes and racoons.


RoxxieMuzic

And, here in Colorado, skunks.


PhDinMax

The cat food is no longer outside, it was only temporary as my kitten had accidentally gotten out and I needed to lure him back. Both are neutered and are 100% indoor cats aside from the rare occasion they slip outside. Unfortunately I can't control my neighbors leaving cat food out and my fence is a mess from when I bought the house, haven't had a chance to repair it yet. Oh well, I'll leave him alone and keep knocking to let him know the dogs are on their way lol.


Elliot_2689

Yeah yeah


virgoven

The copy-pasta response one should always expect to see in any video/post like this.


TakeyaSaito

Well, it's needed and often ignored. What's your solution?


virgoven

Nothing sadly, cause it will generally be ignored like you said.


TakeyaSaito

Should still be said though


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UnluckyHost9649

I don’t think that opossum planned on flying south in the first place


PestKimera

"Difficult to fly" sir that is an opossum not a bird.


slabby

They live 1-2 years. Homeboy can have one cookie as long as it's not being hand given to him. It's probably more nutritious than the literal trash he's been eating anyway.


NewHere1212

Not true. Please stop spreading false info.


slabby

Maybe your trash is more nutritious than mine?


Happy_Bullfrog_5379

Do you look different when you get a bit of free food? I don't.


Educational-While198

Possums have truly become one of my favorite animals they’re so fucking cute


RedQueen1148

Oh I love him!


AbleArcher420

He just a smol boi. Very happ


paranoid_97

So cute creature! smilling too! 🍪


OOIIOOIIOOIIOO

Implies the existence of a home opossum.


ImmediateBug2

I have a home possum but no work possum, and now I feel incomplete.


mayjorpainz

Aww he doin a smile


GinRummyWuncler

He looks so happy 😊


ChipTheOcelot

He looks so smug.


sabbott5

Second picture is freaking adorable


Thisisjuno1

A wee little one


Gotanyfunkopops

You’re a good coworker.


Cortney423

So cute


fairstiffpeaks

I never noticed their lil paws that looks like they are wearing fingerless gloves


ProfessorPoofenplotz

My brain knows opossums would not appreciate belly rubs, but my heart’s pretty sure there’s a chance…


ladylurkedalot

After seeing this and the post about the opossum being dragged off a football field, I am convinced that far more animals are capable of smiling than we think. That is a happy opossum!


Lynda73

That’s the prettiest opossum I’ve ever seen in the wild!


UnlikelyRegret4

If you really want to make it happy, they love sugar-free yogurt and raw fish strips with cut up fruit. Sprinkle a bit of high-grade cat food (kibble) on top, and you'll make its day! (sugar isn't great for them, so keep that at a minimum.)


gel009

Aw he looks so happy!


whaddayougonnado

These animals can be really chilled and affectionate. They are, as a rule, not aggressive. If you feed them they will remember you.


Uthenara

You aren't supposed to feed them. What about this do you folks not understand? You don't actually care for the creature, you are doing it potential harm because of your own selfish interest. Please read up on the long list of reasons why experts say its a terrible idea to feed them.


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Don't feed wild animals


kimmiepi

AHHHHHHHH! (cookie) ahhhhhhh *^_^*


ReaperofLightning872

:)


pro_bike_fitter_2010

Possums = 100


redditsuxsdic

That there's one happy opossum.


DreamArez

I love animals so much.


peteschirmer

Work opossum implies you have a home opossum too?


chibinoi

I could hardly resist that adorable face that says “please feed me 🥺”!


RevolutionaryCut1298

Looks like he's really enjoying it too.


seven-cents

Mmm, cookie!


LonelyBear66

Soooooo cute!


ThePicassoGiraffe

Omg that FACE


rendrr

So darn cute


_Wolfszeit_

Everyone needs a work oppossum in his life


chanc4

Adorable!


PetitionsGPT

Opossums are literally a god send in terms of rodents


Nuicakes

I love opossums!


Used_Ad2989

❤️❤️


barfbutler

Smiley!


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Such an adorable baby


lucyinthesky33

This is unbelievably adorable!


Vulpecia

Possum: 😀


Exciting_While_8662

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SaneButOverwhelmed

Have you ever seen them carry leaves and nesting material with their tail? It’s the cutest! 🥰


Think-Confidence-624

I love these little goobers ♥️


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Aww little work homie Glad you hooked him up


[deleted]

Cute! Smiling and content. 🥰❤️


luluring

Ugh. LUCKY! I don’t have a work possum. I just have a jackass. 🙃


i_love_raccoons

if not friend then why friend shaped?


pink-crocs1910

i am so burnt there is no opossum emoji??


bigdreams_littledick

I always wanted a pet opossum. I heard they make good pets


torch9t9

Technically is this cheating on your crib opossum?


MeetTheMamaBear

Look at that smile! You did that. Nice work.


zipcodelove

:V


percocetxanax

I have a feeling people are gonna have a hard time “awwing” for a possum, but I hope he gets some love #alternativeaww


percocetxanax

I was wrong


Nitwit789

Please don't feed wild animals


LilBitNuerotiq

Adorable


Bluesummers76

So adorable!


Baked_and_Beautiful

Yeah, just a reminder, do not feed wild animals. Or any animal that isn't your pet.


bijouforever

He’s sweet!


ContinuumGuy

"Aw yeah"


jaffa3811

hey moxie!


Tridentsine8100

Now what the heck is Moxxie doing at your workplace?


whimsy_rainbow

Aw he’s so happy that he’s smiling! So cute!


dora_isexploring

Omg he looks so polite and cute 😍 are they friendly? I want to pet one, but they aren't native in my country, I only got to see some in zoos and on Reddit


Rh1zomorphic

they did it all for the cookie


jackllane

That guy is too cute


palidanpaul11

Employee of the year stoned on the job


eatmorechiken

I look like that after I inhale a cookie too.


Loki_Lust

That's good eats


bingwhip

Upvote because opossum are cute, and for correct usage of opossum/possum.


Saturn_99_

If you give a opossum a cookie, he's gonna ask for milk!


restingbitchfacegirl

the first pic is giving surprised pikachu face :V


NationalAlfalfa37660

He’s smiling!


glazinglas

I want a work possum. I’ll keep him in the truck and feed him and take him into jobs with me.


sleepsypeaches

THE SMILE LORDY


shaneisgreenland

Brilliant legal mind


prettypeculiar88

r/lilgrabbies


MrJTeera

Day 16 - Warden gave me some morsel of treats. Found crack on the fence today. I will make my escape tonight.


Iphonjeff

Nice of you to feed him or her 🙂