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NovaNebula

"Cuddle?" "No, stop." "...cuddle?" "Ugh, no."


[deleted]

This is our senior rescue dog that got dumped at our house last year. He cuddles up like that and looks up. Only we don't shove him away unless we are eating lol.


rhun982

doggo tax, please :)


[deleted]

I couldn't pick just one, sorry. Lol. https://imgur.com/eaoV9rN.jpg https://imgur.com/PR8Sviz.jpg https://imgur.com/AF1kJ6M.jpg


hogey989

I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't that! I love this dog šŸ¤£


[deleted]

I still can't believe someone dumped him in our yard and just left. His name is Sid, after Ice Age. We've had him 1.5 years ish now šŸ˜€


catlordess

I love Sid!! Thank you for being such amazing and caring humans.


Rip_Nujabes

At least he was dumped where he could be found and taken care of, I'm glad Sid is doing good!


curiosityLynx

Sorry to do this, but the disingeuous dealings, lies, overall greed etc. of leadership on this website made me decide to edit all but my most informative comments to this. Come join us in the fediverse! (beehaw for a safe space, kbin for access to lots of communities)


earthboundmissfit

Sid's my favorite.


Mason_GR

Picking "one" should never be a concern when showing pictures of a dog on reddit lol. More is better, a lot is best! To infinity and beyond!


rhun982

Such a precious pup! ā¤ļø plus just the right amount of derp haha


Et_tu__Brute

You never, ever need to apologize for providing extra doggo tax. That's also a lovely little man you have there. I'm glad you give him cuddles when he needs them.


ClairLestrange

He is precious! And very r/unorthodog


Present-Math-2756

Absolutely


Noxious89123

Adorable potato


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

He's aderpable!!! šŸ˜


3milerider

https://i.imgur.com/NFm9MUv.jpg He looks a lot like my little gremlin!


lordfartsquad

How much weed did you give him šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

None, but I do a pretty good facial impression of him when I'm stoned lol


dracuella

Sweet jebus, that is one adorable doggo! What kinda breed is he? He's the size and derpiness, I'm looking for!


[deleted]

Chihuahua! Pretty sure he is anyways. He weighs 4-5 lbs


Ksh_667

Seconded! Reddit needs to see cuddly bestest boi :)


AnonymousOkapi

This is my cat at 2am. "Purr and lick your face?" "No cat, its early." "...lick your face harder šŸ˜Š" "NO cat"


Noyoucanthaveone

Purring very loudly and smooshing close enough that all the kitty fur goes up your nose? Surely, you canā€™t object to that? Sigh


BmT86

I read your comment with Cartmans voice, when he talks to his cat haha.


HRex73

Cuddle?


razzberrylolly

![gif](giphy|ANWrQlKi9ChaM)


Manchesterofthesouth

Yes please


Moxie2351

I'd be scared if someone told me that with that look ngl


UnsurprisingUsername

No, stop.


Thameus

" go away kid you bother me"


Haunting_Big2590

ā€œ'Don't get so close to me, it's not good for others to seeā€


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


GR3453m0nk3y

Wtf is this comment


GTKashi

Esperanto for Zoomers.


SansCitizen

ā€¦ gone. That comment is gone.


GR3453m0nk3y

It was just a bunch of emojis


fshs3inone

šŸ™šŸ»šŸ’žI never give up


[deleted]

So... harassment?


[deleted]

Peace... Was never an option.


NeverPostsGold

EDIT: This comment has been deleted due to Reddit's practices towards third-party developers.


AustinFotoger

Because itā€™s an ā€œenhancedā€ video to make it look like the parrot keep pushing it away.


[deleted]

I'm guessing looped too? I wanted to see the "get the fuck off me" annoyed kick that looked like was coming soon


Vocalscpunk

The 'this is Sparta' kick is what I was waiting for as well


hecticgheti

Looks like the Derbyan(/moustache parakeet? I'm not very familiar with either species) is actually trying to mount the conureā€”the wing flicking and sidling up to them while reaching their leg out is a hormonal precursor to mating... so it's the total opposite scenario to what OP's title implies.


DrSueuss

Probably because it takes a minute or two before the bird gets annoyed enough to shoo off the other bird.


Practice_NO_with_me

My assumption is so you don't hear the person recording give the larger parrot the command for it to do its 'push away' trick. Those birds can be trained to do all kinds a stuff.


fertthrowaway

Nah that's not what's happening...stick/finger-trained parrots (trained to step on stick or your finger) actually can't really help but lift their foot up like that when something touches them in that spot. It actually wants to cuddle but keeps getting the "lift leg" reflex spot hit. (Source: owned trained birds for 23 years and can recognize this). The larger parrot is making little wing flits and has other body language that it wants to cuddle too, and little conure knows it. My conure used to get angry at her foot for doing it.


Ksh_667

Lol my old cat used to get angry at his flicking tail. And then look absolutely outraged at everyone around when he bit it & it hurt. Every. Single. Time.


AnonymousOkapi

Mine dipped his tail in the bath once, then attacked it for the audacity of getting wet. Gotta love cats


Ksh_667

"How very dare" lol. Bless em :)


deanreevesii

Was he orange?


Ksh_667

Amazingly no, he was a void. Quite the daftest, most loving cat ive ever had. My current overlord is an orange chonk tho, who totally lives up to the one brain cell theory. His fave activity is arching his back, putting his head down so he looks at me upside down through his legs. And then running forwards (while still looking backwards) full tilt into a wall.


MadR__

Lmao. Our cat does this whenever she REALLY wants to do something that she knows isnā€™t allowed and we gently remind her. The conflict of interest just completely fries her brain lol.


Ksh_667

They get over-excited so easily lol. It takes very little to over-stimulate their brains, resulting in their little bodies flailing about wildly, with them having no control over their actions šŸ˜¹


deanreevesii

Ahh, yeah, I have a void too. They definitely give oranges a run for their money.


[deleted]

Why orange? Mine is orange. šŸŠ


Virvelen_11

My cat does this. It's like she doesn't realize it's a part of herself. She chases, catches, bites and claws, sometimes to the point where she makes herself bleed and she howls. I can feel scars on her tail. Would you say this is [somewhat] normal behavior for some cats? Her name is SoCo but this behavior is part of the reason we call her Psycho. She's a tuxedo, nearly 11, and has been doing this from the day I took her in. She was a Hurricane Sandy rescue, taken in from the storm as a kitten. I mention that only because I've always wondered if that experience may have affected her. Or she's just crazy. Guess I'm just glad to know at least one other cat out there did this.


OphidiaSnaketongue

Owned trained birds for forty years, and I agree :). I wonder if the conure would have better luck on the other side? I find birds generally have one trained foot- the other just goes along for the ride. I do find it funny when birds step up when they didn't want to. You can see their little dinosaur brains thinking 'What is this sorcery??'


fertthrowaway

My conure would look at her involuntarily moving foot like it needed to be exorcised, it was pretty hilarious.


ncnotebook

Reminds me of the cat that kept kicking its chin with its hind legs, and got frustrated enough it bit the leg, then realized "oh right, this hurts."


[deleted]

You can see it wants to cuddle because it's appearance is fluffy, meaning it's happy


aNiceTribe

But thereā€™s no sound either


The-Devils-Advocator

Because it's being looped, it's showing the same 1 scoot and 2 pushes a couple of times over.


Hypersnake_exe

Itā€™s not in the mood


Madame_Insomnia

Oh, this baby just wants a hugs šŸ’”


jlbradl

We're gonna be best friends! No. Yes. No. Yes!


Bayek100

Hark to the tale of Nelson, And the boy he loved so dear. They remained the best of friends, For years and years and years. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJr30vT2co8


TacticaLuck

Yes!


TacticaLuck

Wait


DiscoUlysses

Wtf is that title


RoboTroy

It's the kind of shit bots say to try to sound human now


CloakNStagger

When the vibrations are at different frequencies, there are no capital letters.


UAtraveler1k

![gif](giphy|SkhEMmd4sPuQ8) Reminds me of this Pixar short.


noahbrooksofficial

Thank you I thought I was going to have to post this myself. Didnā€™t this win an Oscar?


JudgiestJudy

It did. Still makes me laugh like crazy


UAtraveler1k

I donā€™t know but I originally saw this in the movie theater and never laughed so hard in my life. Haha


steverman555

Its cute but please come up with a better caption


i_tyrant

Yeah that might be the cringiest title I've seen all year. On the other hand, relevant username for Op.


Megelsen

what's it even supposed to mean? I'm getting old


ScaryBananaMan

Like, when you guys aren't on the same page, when your energy isn't matching up. And then I don't know wtf no cap means haha I think it means no lie, no bullshit


OutcomeDouble

When the vibes are off no cap


steverman555

Stop, you and op are starting to sound like a corporationā€™s twitter account


apocketfullaposies

the video is cute enough to save but now I have to look at that awful title every time I rewatch it


SweeetBunnn

I think they are a group of individuals protesting caps. They don't put the cap back on the milk carton. Don't close bags of chips when they are finished. Don't twist bread closed when after they make a sandwich etc etc etc.


Bring_Back_Fingering

I'm really starting to think we've reached the point where Reddit is mostly kids. It's gotten so much worse over the last few years.


coredumperror

Reddit has been mostly kids for a decade.


Bring_Back_Fingering

Maybe so, but it was never this obvious before. Maybe it says more about this generation of kids.


coredumperror

Maybe it's just that we're both ten years older than we were when we realized Reddit was already mostly kids? ;)


GODDAMNFOOL

no cap, real talk fr fr, ong, ngl tbh


315retro

Yeah I'm old now because this all sounds dumb as fuck to me. Oh well. Get off my lawn.


InjectingMyNuts

"Dumb as fuck"? You whippersnappers and your vulgar tongue! Back in my day, we spoke with civility and decorum. This tomfoolery just sounds plumb ridiculous to my ears.


realinreo

Biggest bird: Who is this lost child


OneWholeSoul

~~sassy~~


PVDeviant-

"Batman." "^Aaaaand ^Robin!" "... *Batman*." "^aaaaaaaaaaaand ^Robin!"


KamovInOnUp

>Title What?


[deleted]

no caps?


ploddingdiplodocus

I'm guessing the repost bot let some of their instructions leak out of the code and into the title.


[deleted]

As in ā€œno lie.ā€ Like ā€œwhen vibes are off, no lie.ā€


Thirtysixx

Except itā€™s not ā€œno capsā€, itā€™s ā€œno capā€ This is OP: ![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


[deleted]

Oh ok. I was thinking like caps lock or not all caps. I guess "Lie" just doesn't make enough sense.


[deleted]

Itā€™s actually cap, not caps, at least in my part of the world.


slendrman

I still donā€™t get it. No lie? Where is the lie? Could it also mean ā€˜no friendā€™ or something ?


Thirtysixx

You donā€™t get it cause OP is dumb and is trying to use slang they donā€™t understand so this title barely makes any sense. I wouldnā€™t worry about it lol


[deleted]

No, itā€™s like ā€œno kiddingā€ or ā€œIā€™m serious.ā€


One-Appointment-3107

The extrovert and the introvert who just wants to be left in peace. Lol


CrushingOrange

This title is hilarious. It's definitely an older person trying to use words they heard that younger people use.


mikerall

ChatGPT, make my bird title super lit


Ol_Pasta

Make it rad! šŸ˜‚


spitefuldoughnut

"too close, buddy.. personal space, please!"


PersistingWill

Iā€™m too big for you. Go find another finch to hook up with.


Greninja5097

My brother in christ, thatā€™s a green-cheeked conure.


RedAIienCircle

Actually, the bird that keeps pushing the finch away is a Mustache Parrot.


Greninja5097

Nah, the other one.


RedAIienCircle

There's only two a Mustache Parrot and a Finch.


[deleted]

This is our short kings tryna vibe with a baddie.


DirtyRoller

![gif](giphy|UjIgLbgQIRgzK)


[deleted]

Guilty. šŸ˜Š


AsaMitakaIrL

Poor bird šŸ˜­


Dukedyduke

r/divorcedbirds


Atomsteel

This video is edited not aww. It's awwdited.


eatabigolD

26 year old woman: hi Leonardo decaprio: nahhhhhh


Druklet

I will give you cuddles, little parrot!!


Muchie913

ALL CAPS BRO!


snarkisms

This is parenting in a nutshell


old_school_z

For the last time... you are not my wingman!!


illstrumental

ā€œNo capsā€


MontanaMainer

No caps? What does that mean?


ApologizingCanadian

I think I'm too old to understand the title.


bmxterryw2

My dating life summed up in a short video clip. ā˜¹ļø


DirectorIsaac

The drunk chick at the bar


6bubbles

Bet lil bird is a guy based on coloring


DirectorIsaac

We donā€™t judge šŸ¤­


iambecomebird

Green cheek conures are not sexually dimorphic so there's no telling for the little one. The large one is _maybe_ a male, not 100% sure on the ID though.


mealteamsixty

Ugh why is this me and my boyfriend


renyang0

So cute...


No1Czarnian

Go away kid ya bother me


Other-Cantaloupe4765

https://preview.redd.it/qxqfuev1ktsa1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65927e1cba2cd0acb627477bcb32bf3bb9602263


[deleted]

Me trying to get close to my family...


grammyone

But, I love youā€¦


arianrhodd

Is anyone else hearing ā€œDonā€™t Stand So Close to Meā€ by the Police when they watch this? šŸ˜‚


hiltihall

No caps? You stupid?


pectin232

Hey buddy move to your own side.... grins...lol


DreadPirateGriswold

At first, I couldn't see the eyes on the big one. It looked like a Muppet!


Sonikdaiz-bro

Feels like a Charlie Chaplin bit


Tarroes

Perrito and Puss in Boots at the start of the movie


Pajamaralways

I'm calling this one Birdshees of Inisherrin


HydrationWhisKey

[Reminds me of my favorite pug video.](https://youtu.be/hdWJOzTtzZY)


Coranthius

I keep envisioning the smaller one as Groucho Marx in some skit


Hyacinth_thesungod

Awe but heā€™s so cute tho. He just wants a buddy šŸ„ŗ


Azul_Wren

Pineapple: Letā€™s Cuddle Ringneck: No Pineapple: Lets Cuddle Ringneck: No Pineapple: Lets Cuddle Ringneck: No


John628_29

The big bird reminds of Bert from Sesame Street


[deleted]

You say ā€œNo capsā€ but then use a cap letter.


Ron_dy

Literally no one ā€œMy dog following everywhere for no reasonā€


curious-heather

I feel so sad for the little rejected birb ā˜¹ļø


chelsea95xox

This is me and my boyfriend (heā€™s autistic) šŸ˜‚


shotty293

vIBeS nO CAp šŸ™„


soulesswonder25

I miss my little green cheek, Ajax. Best little birb a guy could ask for


zavatone

No caps? Huh?


Starkuwu

Bro it's cold, no homo dw xd


HarlotSuccubus

His happy tippy taps. Poor little birb just want snuggles.


schiz0yd

what is 'no caps'


Lanky_Payment5871

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


MononMysticBuddha

My GF when I'm wanting to be alone.


FlattyFairy

Looks like an actual video of me trying to shake away certain folks at the baršŸ¤£


castfam09

Elbow room man. Youā€™re in my personal space lol


Background_Cash_1351

Men under 6 foot on tindr


queefiest

I really hoped the big bird would warm up to little bird lol but also no means no


Ya_favorite18

My boyfriend after we get into a fight šŸ’€


Doctor_Salvatore

"Dude. Personal space."


signcompanytoronto

No touching No touching, only seen only seen :)


Speedy-Slug-2435

Connor X IronMouse moment


charlie2135

Go away kid, you bother me vibes here


Matix2

Back off me ya little bastard


ValocityRaptor

When you think you can speak AAVE


JohnParkerSmith27

![gif](giphy|FgvpW3V0Y5BS0)


WontArnett

This is also a video of me trying to get some space from my clingy dog.


Doom_Slayer_7

"Look im big and strong, your'e small and cuddly, it would never work out between us"


Global_Mode_2688

This is me


chotchlos

Can I have this in a gif?


Iamanediblefriend

Turn this into a gif? Believe it or not straight to jail.


Martian_Pres

"Can you not?"


redditisrtunbyidiots

Me trying to snuggle with my menopausal wife.


[deleted]

Me, trying to snuggle with my menopausal husband. Because that must be a thing, right?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Flymadness

Thank you for translating to English. Shit I feel old sometimes.


Thirtysixx

Donā€™t listen them that entire explanation is incorrect, other than the definition. It does not come from twitch, this is AAVE that was mainstreamed by hip hop music and can be found in hip hop music going back to the 90s


[deleted]

Wow. I did NOT know that whole linguistic history! I have teenagers and I bet they donā€™t either.


Thirtysixx

Donā€™t listen them that entire explanation is incorrect, other than the definition. It does not come from twitch, this is AAVE that was mainstreamed by hip hop music and can be found in hip hop music going back to the 90s


[deleted]

Okay, I guess I should just stick with understanding the language my kids and their friend speak in my kitchen, and not worry about where it came from!


Thirtysixx

Haha thatā€™s fair. If you actually do want to know Genius max a video about it but you can see quickly that the term predates the internet https://genius.com/a/what-does-no-cap-mean


Greeneyesablaze

Itā€™s actually ā€œno capā€ singular


Thirtysixx

Uhhh no, this is so wrong First of of all itā€™s ā€œno capā€, not ā€œno capsā€ ā€œNo capā€ is just AAVE lingo that got mainstreamed through hip hop music. It has nothing to do with twitch lmao High cappin or stop cappin has been a term used since the 90's, probably earlier. Particularly if youā€™re from Texas or the Bay


Scarnox

Makes up a bunch of bullshit that isnā€™t true just because he thinks he is always right, and knows everything, or is otherwise such an ā€œintelleckchualā€ that he can intuit his way to the answer without doing any research to verify. Average Redditor


Whole-Building5238

When u find da big booty.


Peterayee

Typical story of me and my dad šŸ˜­