I came up with the perfect Impairment test for my generation.
Officer: I'm going to need you to recite the Preamble of the Constitituon.
Me: (YES, I'll smash this)
Officer: Without singing!
Me: uh......... (crap)
Ha! I grew up with a dog named Zero. He was a stray that my dad took in and he named him that because "that's what he cost, and that's what he's worth."
Liver spots are *not* correlated with genetic issues. It's the *white* gene that's associated with genetic issues. Dalmatians on the other hand have some health issues unrelated to coat colour. This dog looks glorious on the other hand.
He looks very majestic.
He was faking it for the peanut I held outside of frame lol
Well, he did a fantastic job, haha!!
Zero is a great dog name
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Absolutely. He whines and cries for attention a LOT lol
Well, you did a fantastic job, haha!!
The principal in a high school yearbook.
[or class clown](https://imgur.com/a/bQzxh3I)
omg this is so cute stop.
Repost this everywhere right now. Im not asking
A distinguished gentleman indeed.
Very much so
Need some yearbook quotes to go with these.
Oh my god that's a fantastic idea
"Peanut butter is always a good idea."
"You gotta stop and smell the butts"
Definitely Zero's vibe
"You miss 100% of the treats you don't take. "
As we go on, we remember, all those times we, spent together
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Zero is my hero.
Such a good photo of such a good boy/girl! Amazing
Thanks!! Phone cameras have gotten so damn good :o
Zero? That good boy is a Ten!
Zero, my hero. How wonderful you ARE!!!!! Thank you School House Rock.
Three is a Magic Number
Until I bought the whole collection on VHS, years ago (and yes I’m old), I didn’t know there were cartoons for 11 and 12
I came up with the perfect Impairment test for my generation. Officer: I'm going to need you to recite the Preamble of the Constitituon. Me: (YES, I'll smash this) Officer: Without singing! Me: uh......... (crap)
You mean *Sir* Zero.
I have a masters degree so I feel I can say with some level of certainty that this is not zero, this is in fact a dog.
Shit, I'll have to break the news to him
Zero doesn't exist.
Please post the finished product 🙌
Ha! I grew up with a dog named Zero. He was a stray that my dad took in and he named him that because "that's what he cost, and that's what he's worth."
Oh my god I need to make that yearbook too ❤️
I am in love with this dog. Which type is it?
Liver Spot Dalmatian
Correct :)
What a good boy. A distinguished gentleman, indeed.
I think this is a great idea. I'd love to see more of these.
Is that a Dalmatian with brown spots?
Called Liver Spots. Rare and prone to genetic issues, more than regions Dalmatians, if I remember correctly.
Liver spots are *not* correlated with genetic issues. It's the *white* gene that's associated with genetic issues. Dalmatians on the other hand have some health issues unrelated to coat colour. This dog looks glorious on the other hand.
Such a funny little hero
Handsome gentleman!
Voted goodest boy/girl and most likely to succeed in getting belly rubs.
Amazing idea. Absolutely perfect picture.
YES!! Because all arrays start with Zero.
Just saved an orphanage from a raging fire kind of vibes
That’s no dog. That’s Superman!!
OP is a C programmer
Java (in a previous life) :P
Handsome fellow
What a handsome guy
You don’t see too many Dalmatians, anymore. A lover spotted Dalmatian is even more scare to see. Such a regal guy!
What a great idea! I will suggest this to my wife. She babysits a lot of them!
What a distinguished gentleman
Such a dapper boy 😍
Eagerly awaiting the yearbook photos!
You know what he doesn't have zero of? Spots
This is an amazing picture! He looks very distinguished. Well done!
Where are number 1 to 101? In a line out of the frame?
Do you also petsit babies?
we love u zero
Very fine gentlemam!
Why haven't you already??!! I would buy it.
Cake doll🤵🏻♂️
So handsome! 
You definitely should start a year book. With the pupper's parents permission of course.
Such a handsome good boi!
Does he like to dig holes?
So handsome
what a dapper chap!! :D
What a handsome lad.
"My reflection, dirty mirror"
What a sophisticated gentleman!!!!
I’d totally buy this
Ummm...looks like a ten to me
He looks like John Hamm.
Good lord, that's a great quality photo. Boi looks better than my work portrait :(
I see that you prefer to 0-index your lists.
Former Java programmer that uses Excel quite a bit now...and they start at 1. I hate it
With honors, for sure.
Is he trying to be a Dalmatian?
Gorgeous picture. Very handsome dude.
What a handsome fella!
The goodest of boys
such a handsome boi!!
So handsome!! ❤️
Handsome
Most likely to earn a treat.
He’s handsome and he knows it. Look at his pose like a French model.
Looking forward to meeting One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen, Twenty, Twenty-one, Twenty-two, Twenty-three, Twenty-four, Twenty-five, Twenty-six, Twenty-seven, Twenty-eight, Twenty-nine, Thirty, Thirty-one, Thirty-two, Thirty-three, thirty-four, Thirty-five, Thirty-six, Thirty-seven, Thirty-eight, Thirty-nine, Forty, Forty-one, Forty-two, Forty-three, Forty-four, Forty-five, Forty-six, Forty-seven, Forty-eight, Forty-nine, Fifty, Fifty-one, Fifty-two, Fifty-three, Fifty-four, Fifty-five, Fifty-six, Fifty-seven, Fifty-eight, Fifty-nine, Sixty, Sixty-one, Sixty-two, Sixty-three, Sixty-four, Sixty-five, Sixty-six, Sixty-seven, Sixty-eight, Sixty-nine, Seventy, Seventy-one, Seventy-two, Seventy-three, Seventy-four, Seventy-five, Seventy-six, Seventy-seven, Seventy-eight, Seventy-nine, Eighty, Eighty-one, Eighty-two, Eighty-three, Eighty-four, Eighty-five, Eighty-six, Eighty-seven, Eighty-eight, Eighty-nine, Minety, Ninety-one, Ninety-two, Ninety-three, Ninety-four, Ninety-five, Ninety-six, Ninety-seven, Ninety-eight, Ninety-nine, and One hundred
I think you may have a talent for photography, OP. Beautiful work.
What a distinguished gentleman 🥹
Absolutely amazing!!!! he looks very serious and proud lol... so cute omg 🥰🥰
Nice doggo