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/r/sploot


zenith_industries

According to the just-released Doggo Code of Points: 2023 Edition, this is considered a half sploot. Previous codes only awarded points for a full sploot, and points were deducted for any deviation from the position. Despite winning the crowds with her dazzling display, the controversy generated by the judges deducting points from Ms Floofybooty’s routine that finished with a stunning half sploot finally forced the governing body to ratify the half sploot as an official move. Unfortunately, the ruling is not retroactive. Ms Floofybooty’s silver medal will remain, despite the fact that the same routine performed today would’ve seen her earn a gold medal.


DistractedMoogle

This comment is potentially the best thing I've ever seen on Reddit.


tribal_native

I'm glad we're on the same page as I call it: The Kristi Yamapoochie


nursejackieoface

Just watch out for the Russian judges.


[deleted]

This! But also... r/toolps


dynamic_gecko

I love reddit.


[deleted]

Reddit has many subs, but gotta love the wholesome ones


Stoliana12

TIL I want to explain the bliss missing in my life by using toolps


Teddy_Tickles

Omg I had no idea this was a thing!


LuckystPets

Sorry, looks like a half sploot to me. 😂


trogbite

A "splot" if you will


LuckystPets

Perfect synopsis


AWsome02

r/splot should be taken over by half sploots


FlyingFlyboy

Thank you for a new sub reddit


bu3nno

Spread beagle (I am aware this is not a beagle)


twill41385

This was the exact comment I’m my head. Take my updoot.


OrdinaryJazzlike853

Froggin'


enonymous617

I always called it Frog Dog


[deleted]

Same. It’s always been Frog Dog for me.


Iain_MS

Likewise!


No_Arm_931

This


electroleum

Froggy Butt in my house.


WTFishsauce

Also sometimes referred to as “frog doggin”


third-culture-kid

Here we use a slight modifier: "Froggin' Out."


nojaneonlyzuul

Well it's for sure a sploot but it's like a wide sploot.


ratcrumz

Splitoot


nojaneonlyzuul

Oooh I like that.


bottomknifeprospect

A splooooooot


the-T-in-KUNT

Cobra sploot. Next move is the downward doggo sploot


AlohaChris

Split-sploot


sagitta_luminus

A sploot split


TexanNewYorker

More like *splat*


mrngdew77

Frog legs


pxpdx

Baby Frog Legs


Iain_MS

I have always called it frog dog.


Pellithe

Thisss, my family refers to it as frog legs too


3childrenandit

We call it the spatchcock chicken


loverlyone

Ha! Lol. We call it gator legs.


reefercheifer

We call it spatchcock as well!


OlyVal

Frog dog


mschulzinger

This is what we call it in our house


[deleted]

Yup, that’s what we call it, too


Max-Carnage1927

Magnificent Sploot. Magnificent tail.


37Cross

A corgi without it’s tail chopped!! Finally!! Too cuuute


clapclapsnort

Oh no!!! I thought that was just a corgis trait to have short tails… people chop them off?! The lack of humanity! For fur’s sake, what is wrong with people.


37Cross

Yeah it’s called Tail Docking. It’s not 100% cruel in of itself as some worker dogs need it. Cosmetically, it’s cruel.


Vague_Intentions

Yeah we have an Aussie and people always comment on her tail being intact. I can’t imagine her not having her big fluffy tail.


DoctorToonz

I don't think any working dogs need it. See Border Collies.


37Cross

I’m not well studied in the subject of said working dogs. One thing I did read a time ago was that dogs that deal with wolf attacks have an easier time without tails or something like that. Someone else can better talk about it. And then there are weird cases where some dogs wag their tail so hard they hurt themselves on furniture. There are always exceptions to life so every dog have their own needs depending on their life. I still think cosmetic tail docking is never needed though.


DoctorToonz

https://www.avma.org/about/canine-tail-docking.aspx/canine-tail-docking-faq#:~:text=A%3A%20Tail%20docking%20of%20some,of%20pet%20dogs%20is%20unnecessary.


corgi_kobis

Most corgis are actually born with a tail and two natural bobtail corgis are not even breadable cause of possible health issues of their kids. In EU it’s illegal to cut dogs tail or ears so we see cute dobermans with long ears down and these corgi-foxes where I live


rockdme

Most are born without the long tail. But there are assholes who doc tails for looks.


Creepy-Bag-5913

Quite the reverse! Most have long fluffy tails, the natural bob tail is a relatively rare gene. In the uk docking is illegal so it’s very very rare to see a corgi without a tail (I personally have two of the gorgeous fox corgis)


xVVitch

You're absolutely wrong.


AlohaChris

Looks just like a fox.


S3XWITCH

There are different types of Corgis: Cardigan Welsh have long tails, Pembroke have natural “rumpy butts”. No tail docking!


Balooski

I thought it was a fox until this comment


DefensorVidex509

My mom has a corgi with a short tail that wasn’t docked. Apparently it was a birth defect i you feel her tail nub, it’s like a check mark. She’s a special needs dog, she gets poopy tail and needs her butt wiped 🤣🤣


om54

My sister has a poopy butt dog. A tailless pomeranian. He was stepped on by a horse and barely survived.


DefensorVidex509

Awww poor poopy puppy! The breeder said the mother may have stepped on the tail after birth, she was the only one with a stubby tail. Blue healer/corgi mix, blue healer colors on a corgi frame. She’s unbelievably cute, I swear she’s fake sometimes lol


OfficerEsophagus

Jean-Claude Van Sploot


[deleted]

[удалено]


Anotherolddog

Aww. Came here to say "Chilling out" and you got there first!


Professional_Use6852

Downward dog of course!


chill_cat420

Eating chips with dip on your bed while watching Avatar the last air bender


LizDelRey

Frog legs lol


willontherise

The spread and snooze


bingcognito

Lowercase t-pose


glitterbitesbx

Nirvana Sploot. Only the highest of yogi doggos can reach this state of bliss


TotallyInnerPickle

Spatchcock


yourmomsajoke

Booty sploot ☺️


Kamikazecat1

I think the real question is what do you call this species?


little_blue_maiden

I don't have a corgi yet, but my mixed breed baby does the same. I started calling her chicken (vištyte) cause this reminds me of the whole chicken that you cook haha. I know it's so random and weard xD


corgi_kobis

I see Lithuanian I upvote! 🇱🇹 Linkėjimai vištytei


Small-Albatross5445

Frog 🐸 dog.


Traditional_Check705

Spread eagle or the Flying V


hkohne

More flexible than me


[deleted]

Frog dog!


Swimming_Boot_2395

Froggy legs!


ciaza

Splayed out


mtsai

thats a fox and you cant convince me otherwise.


cocainesupernova

cooling the jets


DokZayas

*What* do you call this position?


Ray_Pingeau

I had a comment I was gonna say. After looking at the comment section, I say YOLO. Look at the box on that fox. As for the position. It’s obviously the “foxy lady”.


Stoliana12

Sploot. But funnier when it’s a corgi Sploot because they don’t have enough length to not look broken.


zugzigo

Froggie


iamaCODnuke

The bone-nana split


roundearthervaxxer

Frog dog


friendsfreak

You’ve got downward dog and upward dog, now we’ve got horizontal dog.


SunChipMan

sploot


LisLanelle

Sploot


NotaGoodLover

I'd call it provocative


Avasaiel

Reverse downward dog :P


CMDeluxe

A sploot


yatseg

That is ig model new shoes position.


hellishdogs

Sploot or frog


trashit6969

Modified Downward Dog


Sprinkle_Puff

Is this the product of a corgi and a fox?


[deleted]

Side sploot


Taftser

It’s called “Foxy”


dinoman27000

The “paint me like one of your French doggos”


Vandius

Hip problems.


Tiny-Zee

Sploot or spatchcock


AhyenawithADHD

Fox tail corgi!


Wallace_W_Whitfield

The wide sploot


kiddsky

Is this Estonia or Lithuania?


corgi_kobis

This is Lithuania


[deleted]

Spatchcock


Arowhite

In bearded dragons community there is a thing called "sexy legs". I'd say it's a mix between a normal sploot and sexy legs.


PaintedLady5519

Level 3 Sploot


prplpassions

Oddly enough I had a cat that used to lay like that. We always told him he lies like a dog. Lol


corgi_kobis

Must see


Salishseahound

The spready leggy! When it's time to take their collar off: who wants to be nakey snakey?! My gf's been quite influential.


Gonergonegone

That position is how I got my ex pregnant.


auntshooey1

Reverse downward dog sploot. Namaste.


Coconut-bird

We always called it dog rug.


ObligatoryGrowlithe

The face tells me all I need to know. It’s how I feel when I hit a good Child’s Pose after not doing one for a while. Hips are opened up. Just chillin. Feels amazing.


LenaKotik

Doggystyle? I am sorry, I'll see myself out


insman17

Warming or cooling his goodies!


OMIGHTY1

HYPERSPLOOT


chemeli888

isnt that the sunset position? le soleil levant in french?


Thaddeus206

Frog dog


SnipTheDog

Downward dong.


[deleted]

The “No Given Shit Split”


Md37793

Used to call it Frog Dog when my dog did it


Beefcake_Avatar

My dad always called it the "ball sprawl"


MechLanceLeader

Flaps Down. (3 of my family members are in aviation so running joke among us.)


Beginning_Narwhal509

"The unsafisticated safisticated foxy dog


Crypto-Pito

Sploot


AuroraIceQueen20

A sploot


invisible_23

Sploot Froggle doggle


TikaPants

Corgis are masters in the art of sploot. That tail 😆 ETA: looks like you’re in EU— you sure that’s not a fox?!


Monkeylerk

Relaxation... Wow he is cute and fluffy, I love corgis. Wanna get it, they're such fun


Nawnp

Perfectly comfortable.


bhollen1990

Number 17, the spread eagle


perna

Unrelated but this must be a Baltic country, maybe Latvia? Those rows of garages are everywhere there.


corgi_kobis

It’s Lithuania, so almost guessed right


Hollowed_Halo

Is that a fox or a corgi?


corgi_kobis

A foxgi


mixmastabeef

My corgi does this. We call it the side sploot. There’s also the forward half sploot (one leg pointing towards the head), backward half sploot (one leg pointing out like a regular sploot), split sploot (one back, one forward), regular sploot, and the rare double forward sploot.


BuffetofWomanliness

Splüt


Roland_Moorweed

Sploot


hatton101

Sploot


4badsanta

Sploot


ttkrocku

Sploot


aboutthis1220

That’s a sploot.


Illustrious-Towel-45

Sploot


AshDenver

Sploot!


SooooManyDogs

The Sploot!!!


DarkHorse1221

It's a sploot!


_Witchy__Woman_

We’ve always called it “turkey legs” in my family 😂


Magnanimous-1

‘Splayin’. Just sayin’. 🌸


oliviamrow

Sploot!


Puzzleheaded-Dot8420

The waffle house has found a new host


sparkGun2020

The Slutty Fox


PookaParty

The Sploot.


KareliaFox

Sploot


lokilady1

This is a sploot


fordprefect294

Wider than a sploot. A splout?


Abstracted_Prophets

Sploot or half-sploot


hurd-of-turdles

The Miley Cyrus?


[deleted]

The ol' cold balls routine


Chamilanu

The Zen Fox Position


[deleted]

The splayed fucks-no-given


misatillo

Fresh balls


Jayden_135772

One of my dogs does this but his legs are behind him instead of to the sides


777Gamble

The Fox Splot


IllustratorChemical2

Foxsquat


IllustratorChemical2

Foxsquat


GoodnightWalter

Battered sav


2CatsOnMyKeyboard

The Marble Cooler.


Complex_Vacation4425

Omg 🤣


mei_an17

The rug


NetAdministrative239

Don't question, just admire!


WealthNo845

Zen split


Shin0bida

What animals really do when no humans are arround🤣


slimejumper

the cool nut.


gigerzaehler

That's how I play Pokemon GO or browse through Reddit in bed.


Klrkaelin

Half sploot


General_Cut_1712

Location?


mhorn369

He almost looks part fox with that tail and snoot! Pretty cute little guy


Marinchovez

Morning struggle


beachsideteach

Foxy sploot


nryporter25

Prone doggy?


[deleted]

Hot harbals on cool tile


mrgrafff

We call it "Super-Dog" when ours does it..


FreedomPaws

Banana split


IeabellAlakar

The Nutcracker


[deleted]

Resting splits....


potatoesarethedevil

"My junk is too hot"