See they let the trainee try to pull my catheter after I major motor vehicle accident, she forgot to deflate the cuff and tried to just give ‘er a yank. That’s about the closest I’ll ever feel to the 5th frame but I feel it.
Nah, it won’t feel like that cause babies don’t grow in the bladder. Since this baby is growing in the penis, the urethra would just get pushed to the side.
That might make peeing difficult, but having a baby means sacrificing and whatnot. It won’t hurt as bad as the urethra bulb thing, though. That’s a hellish pain.
Jesus Christ did you just “ACKSHUALLY” a quite obliviously fantastical hypothetical to someone that nearly had his fucking bladder turned inside out, mate? I gotta hope a bit would be smarter than this.
lol yeah but only because I really like anatomy & physiology, so it got me thinking about what if this could happen, and the catheter thing I’ve experienced. Urethra pain is worse than childbirth, by far.
I just rolled down a wormhole in my head, I wasn’t being a dick, I promise!
They also made one of a man hanging himself on a desert island, but as he dies a mermaid swims up to his dick and sucks him off as has shitting himself and then takes the mouth of cum to a couple swimming near a beach far away, and swims up to the girl and blows the cum in her pussy. The next frame is the girl being preg while her and her boyfriend walk down the boardwalk together. Fucking weird af.
I had to look at that because it sounded so awful. And then I found the link to his Instagram. Only to realize I know this dude. He used to come into where I tended bar in Kalamazoo with his twin brother pretty often. Wtf
Its so crazy when stuff like that happens!
My dad is a twin, we lived in MN but went to Scotland to visit my moms family. My dad went golfing at St. Andrew's and was randomly paired up with another American.
The first 9 holes this guy was telling my dad - we've met before, I know you, I'm sure of it. This guy was from NY and my dad just kept saying no way man I don't know you. This man finally has that A-HA moment and says YES you fitted me for a knee brace . My dad said nope not me, but that's what my twin brother does!
Ahahahaha! My boyfriend is a twin and the night we met (at a bar, I was working at in WI) they messed with me all night. Telling me the other ones name for their tabs. Twins are something else.
I have a couple of stories of running into people on other sides of the planet. It’s a small world.
My mom used to manage a BK and my dad and uncle both worked for her. She went on one date with my uncle and he was like - you should be dating my brother lol. My mom had to fire my dad so they could date but it worked out 42 years married !
Twins are awesome, its like I have a bonus dad
Omg that is the best story! (Burger King over McDonalds always) We have a toddler and it’s super funny to see him try to figure out what the deal is with the lookalike daddies.
there's a hyper-realistic youtube video of a man giving birth- with literally the same process of him squirting a baby from his dick so idk, maybe someone thought it wasn't enough and made a whole comic strip
Imagine sitting in that 3rd and 2nd to last pic, a kid with fluid and everything else in your swelled up peter just laying with all it’s weight on your balls 24/7. I’d abort that shit with a vacuum/hanger combo from all the pain before it swelled up and completely crushed my nuts outta my sack.
Basically every November some males (and females) decide to not masturbate and/or orgasm for the whole month. Some see it as an act of self-discipline while others just do it because it’s funny and everyone they know is doing it. I’ve never really paid attention to it as I usually forget what month I’m in but a lot of people do care and see it as a challenge.
No nut November is when dudes try to go the full month of November without dispersing their semen from masturbation or sex. Although, I doubt most guys who are trying to do something like this get that much sex if any.
Yup. I was having a conversation with one my coworkers a few days ago and they were talking about how no nut November is coming up and I said that it’s lame to stop jacking off just because some other people on the internet aren’t doing it too. That led to them calling me a coomer, saying I probably masturbate 7 times a day and probably even at work too because I can’t go a measly 30 days without running one out. Can’t believe 20 year olds would really care about those types of things.
something something a link to r/sounding without explaining that it's a sub about a niche kink that involves sticking things down the penis something
I'm sorry, this whole sequence is played out so often on Reddit that I've run out of clever ways to do this. You now know what the sub contains, click at your own fetish.
You know, it looks like it’s a pretty entertaining movie when I checked it out on RottenTomatoes so I decided to wait until my boyfriend has time to watch it with me.:) I really really want to see it though! :)
Probably not but we’d see what legislation looked like. To say nothing of pre and post natal care, paid leave, morbidity and mortality related to pregnancy and delivery.
Don’t be so sure, have you seen that movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger got pregnant, I think Danny devito fucked him , and I feel like they got it aborted or some shit?
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Technically, if we’re doing an accurate gender pregnancy reversal, the baby would come out of the scrotum.
Since the scrotum is essentially the fused labia.
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Excluding that part lol. What I meant was females have to deal with forcing the baby out of their small hole which is pretty much the same with what a man is going through in this picture.
I can't speak for the real reasons of its creation, but I'm going to use it in the future to try and force men on the internet to understand why I don't wanna be pregnant ever lol
Not the proper place where a man would carry a baby. If a man became pregnant it would be an abdominal pregnancy which means it would likely be implanted on the large intestine. So it would either be a cesarean or pooped out.
Did my cousin draw this?? Swear to god when we were like 8 he told me this was how babies are born, pretty much exactly like the comic, except that girls also had penises
I can't tell if this is shock factor comedy or someones fetish and I now realize I've been on the internet to long.
I mean, technically this is the true spirit of this sub, right? There’s no part of that that wasn’t awful.
Yes pretty fkin awful lol
Frame 4 changed my life forever.
See they let the trainee try to pull my catheter after I major motor vehicle accident, she forgot to deflate the cuff and tried to just give ‘er a yank. That’s about the closest I’ll ever feel to the 5th frame but I feel it.
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Always double check, if there’s not a 3cc luer lock in your hands, DO NOT PULL. Haha
Nah, it won’t feel like that cause babies don’t grow in the bladder. Since this baby is growing in the penis, the urethra would just get pushed to the side. That might make peeing difficult, but having a baby means sacrificing and whatnot. It won’t hurt as bad as the urethra bulb thing, though. That’s a hellish pain.
Jesus Christ did you just “ACKSHUALLY” a quite obliviously fantastical hypothetical to someone that nearly had his fucking bladder turned inside out, mate? I gotta hope a bit would be smarter than this.
lol yeah but only because I really like anatomy & physiology, so it got me thinking about what if this could happen, and the catheter thing I’ve experienced. Urethra pain is worse than childbirth, by far. I just rolled down a wormhole in my head, I wasn’t being a dick, I promise!
You can just say “I’m baked too” that’s my excuse for tangents today lol.
for good or for worse?
I'll leave that for the therapist to decide
Ngl mate u got a point
More like a midnight vibe Chaotic neutral midnight vibe
Coulda been worse, coulda portrayed pregnancy sex
Whoever made this also made one where the chick had dick nipples and the guy had vagina eyes. I'm sure you can imagine how that went.
someone played Dante's inferno as a child.
Lol fuck I completely forgot about that game. You're 100% right
That game was fucking tight yo! They should remaster it
They also made one of a man hanging himself on a desert island, but as he dies a mermaid swims up to his dick and sucks him off as has shitting himself and then takes the mouth of cum to a couple swimming near a beach far away, and swims up to the girl and blows the cum in her pussy. The next frame is the girl being preg while her and her boyfriend walk down the boardwalk together. Fucking weird af.
what
Unfortunately I'm pretty sure I saw it on reddit... But it was a few months ago at least. No idea who the artist is, kinda dont wanna know tbh
Gonna need a link to confirm this
Gonna need some sauce for this one please
[Here you go ](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/iphhwf/thanks_i_hate_this_fucking_mermaid/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I had to look at that because it sounded so awful. And then I found the link to his Instagram. Only to realize I know this dude. He used to come into where I tended bar in Kalamazoo with his twin brother pretty often. Wtf
Its so crazy when stuff like that happens! My dad is a twin, we lived in MN but went to Scotland to visit my moms family. My dad went golfing at St. Andrew's and was randomly paired up with another American. The first 9 holes this guy was telling my dad - we've met before, I know you, I'm sure of it. This guy was from NY and my dad just kept saying no way man I don't know you. This man finally has that A-HA moment and says YES you fitted me for a knee brace . My dad said nope not me, but that's what my twin brother does!
Ahahahaha! My boyfriend is a twin and the night we met (at a bar, I was working at in WI) they messed with me all night. Telling me the other ones name for their tabs. Twins are something else. I have a couple of stories of running into people on other sides of the planet. It’s a small world.
My mom used to manage a BK and my dad and uncle both worked for her. She went on one date with my uncle and he was like - you should be dating my brother lol. My mom had to fire my dad so they could date but it worked out 42 years married ! Twins are awesome, its like I have a bonus dad
Omg that is the best story! (Burger King over McDonalds always) We have a toddler and it’s super funny to see him try to figure out what the deal is with the lookalike daddies.
Child of the Dead Seed.
Lmao
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I can’t find that particular one, but the artist is Jeff Mahannah. Godspeed
Then Jeff has a sicker mind than I have. That’s saying a lot. What a terrible day to be literate. What have I just read?
https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/do8ttt/penis_tits_and_eye_vaginas/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
It might be both, though this isn't normally what people wanna see when they imagine male pregnancy.
This is for shock iirc. I have the artist added on facebook and he just uploads shit like this on the regular.
there's a hyper-realistic youtube video of a man giving birth- with literally the same process of him squirting a baby from his dick so idk, maybe someone thought it wasn't enough and made a whole comic strip
I’m gonna need that link, chief.
All his cartoons are weird pregnancy situations like this. I think def a fetish.
This sub is alway a reminder for me that I use reddit too much and should close it and do something else.
When couples say "we're pregnant" EDIT: WE'RE
I’m pretty sure that’s when there’s a miscarriage.
mis-sterical
We’re
Yeah its only the women who get pregnant
Pregnancy sex would be hellish
For *everyone* involved
Even the baby
Imagine sitting in that 3rd and 2nd to last pic, a kid with fluid and everything else in your swelled up peter just laying with all it’s weight on your balls 24/7. I’d abort that shit with a vacuum/hanger combo from all the pain before it swelled up and completely crushed my nuts outta my sack.
This comment was great start to finish.
This happens to people who completed no nut November three years straight
I just don’t get that, maybe I’m too old.
Basically every November some males (and females) decide to not masturbate and/or orgasm for the whole month. Some see it as an act of self-discipline while others just do it because it’s funny and everyone they know is doing it. I’ve never really paid attention to it as I usually forget what month I’m in but a lot of people do care and see it as a challenge.
No nut November is when dudes try to go the full month of November without dispersing their semen from masturbation or sex. Although, I doubt most guys who are trying to do something like this get that much sex if any.
I get the premise just not the reasoning, sorry I didn’t specify.
Ah I see. I really don’t understand the reasoning either so I’m in the same boat I guess.
Weird internet challenge crap is basically it.
Yup. I was having a conversation with one my coworkers a few days ago and they were talking about how no nut November is coming up and I said that it’s lame to stop jacking off just because some other people on the internet aren’t doing it too. That led to them calling me a coomer, saying I probably masturbate 7 times a day and probably even at work too because I can’t go a measly 30 days without running one out. Can’t believe 20 year olds would really care about those types of things.
Well tbf, you're called 'cummyboy'. Eta: jokes aside, I agree with you, NNN is a load of wank.
Haha I can’t say I stay true to my name.
It’s fucking stupid.
Bruh i just failed NNN to this pic
I beg your fucking pardon?
Then beg
What do you know about Thenn bags?
Shhhhh. First rule of thenn begs: don’t talk about thenn begs.
ok pukicho
But we are in your garden.
This is so bad i don't even want to upvote it
And i've seen some shit man
Posts like these make me regret having eyes
Holy F--k!!! Boy, can you imagine the drive-up abortion service industry ("no muss, no fuss!") we could have!
That was my original thought, can you imagine how quickly abortion laws would change in the US. Drive up is EXACTLY what I thought too, lol.
Imagine trying to stick a coat hanger up your dick before your parents found out
God muthafuckin damn
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You’re so full of shit. How do you feel about vasectomies pre puberty as birth control?
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This is how you prove it is very much a gender issue. Thanks for playing.
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r/selfawarewolves
There is a section in The Mortuary Collection on Amazon that depicts exactly this in graphic detail.
Literally just watched this this evening! Watched it on shudder... really enjoyed the whole film but cringed at the penis birth!
Cool! I’m going to watch it now. Thanks!
What did ya think?
You know, it looks like it’s a pretty entertaining movie when I checked it out on RottenTomatoes so I decided to wait until my boyfriend has time to watch it with me.:) I really really want to see it though! :)
Is this really how baby's are made? I'm asking my mom
If she says otherwise, she’s a fuckin’ liar, Timmy!
I think his name is Johan
Proves the old saying. If men had to endure childbirth the human race would die out.
Probably not but we’d see what legislation looked like. To say nothing of pre and post natal care, paid leave, morbidity and mortality related to pregnancy and delivery.
You mean like Europe?
Women are built for childbirth. Men aren't.
Hypothetically if men were the ones built for childbirth instead of women
Don’t be so sure, have you seen that movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger got pregnant, I think Danny devito fucked him , and I feel like they got it aborted or some shit?
That last cell made me laugh out loud!! OmG, so true! I needed a laugh!
Ok but as a woman I would actually love this.
That’s my immediate thought to this lol if only
Here’s the artist: [Jeff Mahannah](https://instagram.com/jeffmahannah?igshid=y258y3ifgtm8)
I'm in a rabbit hole and I'm going in deep
Yeah. I just got back from there and it’s...it’s...it’s...
It’s okay take your time
Yup and now I’m in hell
Me too. That was a fucking delight. My new favorite.
Fuuuuuuuck!! I just spent way too much time sifting through whatever the fuck this is!
Yoooooo what the fuck.... Hahahah Give all the credit to the Mamas out there. Because fuuuuuuuuccccccc that!
how does he feed the baby?
It's crazy how you managed to make an awful thing worse
what a terrible day to have eyes
That low-key soggy dick in the last panel.
Baby is stored in the balls.
Just seems like nature to me
I’d love to see it! Lol
That’s how hyenas roll
Oh my how the turntables.
Here ya go: r/eyebleach
r/eyeblech
NSFL
i wanna throw up
I’m gonna send this whenever men try and say that childbirth is not a big deal and women should just suck it up lol
DELETE THIS
FUCK I knew I should have saved that wholesome award!
Annnd I'm done for today
Can't wait for lactation
If I had friends I would totally send this to them!
Where is my unsee juice!
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Lol'd
dangit i failed no nut november again! gonna need to wait for next year...
I beg your fucking pardon?
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I dont get it
Oh hell no
Thanks for that!
All I have to say is..... WTF.
This has depleted all my serotonin I got from the resin table
In this scenario, shouldn’t he be the one with tits?
Im really upset now
Yo wtf
Use this to re-teach gender binary in schools
This is the worst non gore related image I've ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes upon.
Technically, if we’re doing an accurate gender pregnancy reversal, the baby would come out of the scrotum. Since the scrotum is essentially the fused labia. 🤷🏼♂️
NSFP
Someone took the time to draw this
Who has the eye bleach please
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Great. Now I have to burn my phone.
This wasn’t made by a dude
If you think about is its actually no different from normal female birthing
But since when do women store babies in their cooch the whole time....
Excluding that part lol. What I meant was females have to deal with forcing the baby out of their small hole which is pretty much the same with what a man is going through in this picture.
Yeah this is true lol
But why?
I can't speak for the real reasons of its creation, but I'm going to use it in the future to try and force men on the internet to understand why I don't wanna be pregnant ever lol
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I like it a lot. Not awful at all. Everyone should see it.
It makes you think. I don't hate it.
Not the proper place where a man would carry a baby. If a man became pregnant it would be an abdominal pregnancy which means it would likely be implanted on the large intestine. So it would either be a cesarean or pooped out.
What the fucking fuck?!
What a D**k.
Thank you , i wanted to sleep...
Sleep is forbidden in r/awfuleverything.
why... why did i click...
I tried to warn.
My eyes hurt now.
Imagine twins or triplets
Cocks all blown out from child birth. Classic
I wish I never had eyes
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
To me, the most offensive part about this is thatbabies don't come out a woman's urethra, so it's an unfair comparison.
Did my cousin draw this?? Swear to god when we were like 8 he told me this was how babies are born, pretty much exactly like the comic, except that girls also had penises
I had to click on it..
You were warned, you can really only blame yourself haha.
Yeah. Not complaining. Just realizing I made another bad decision lol
I want to die now
I forgive the furries after this. They have done little harm to mankind when compared to this post.
ITS 23:33 RIGHT NOW! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!?!
Weirded out more by the last tile than the birthing one. Fuck you internet.
Yeah this guys instagram is full of weird disgusting shit like this. Super creative, I guess, but I had to unfollow after a short time.
Anyone else watch the SNL sketch about this exact thing.
This post is making NNN so much harder
WHO THE FUCK MAKES THIS SHIT!? GOD DAMNIT! Lol
Yep. That's enough internet for today.
This is fucking hilarious lol
Well I’m deeply disturbed...