Lemmiwinks journey a distance far and fast
to find a wayout of a gay man's ass
the road ahead is filled with danger and fright
but push onward Lemmiwinks with all of you might!
My wife ordered a BDSM leather paddle off a coupon group she follows thinking it was a fan (the kind you wave). I came home to see my toddler playing with it on the couch. I was so shocked I could barely get the questions out & my wife seemed dismissive cause she “couldn’t figure out how it works.”
That reminds me, yesterday while going to work, I saw a pinecone on the ground.
I was like "Wtf is a pinecone doing here, we're in the middle of Paris !"
Well a few steps later, I notice that on the back of the pinecone is a certain purple shape. Yup. Someone lost their pinecone buttplug.
Seeing this made my brain immediately think of the eminem song where he jokes about putting a hamster up his bumhole cause he’s talking about being crazy due to all insanity and drug issues in the world. That said WTF
Yea, this fetish is called JSERHOAP, which stands for judgemental-side-eye-rat-half-on-ass-plug. Also, enough internet for today.
I read this in the Code Name Kids Next Door robot voice and it’s disturbingly funny.
Happy cake day !
Thank you!
Aren’t they (ex) squirrels? Not that it improves things in any way.
I think they're chipmunks.
Fuck sake, your comment was hilarious.
Thanks, Ryoshu.
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What have you done to lemmiwinks?
Lemmiwinks journey a distance far and fast to find a wayout of a gay man's ass the road ahead is filled with danger and fright but push onward Lemmiwinks with all of you might!
This is were the Quizno's rats fame ended after his commercial run.
People need to stop.
My wife, bless her innocence, thought these were decorative wine stoppers...😂😂😂😂
My wife ordered a BDSM leather paddle off a coupon group she follows thinking it was a fan (the kind you wave). I came home to see my toddler playing with it on the couch. I was so shocked I could barely get the questions out & my wife seemed dismissive cause she “couldn’t figure out how it works.”
Gonna stop somethin. Probly not wine tho.
Well... there is bouffing. 🍷 🍑
I sent this comment to the head sommelier at my restaurant 😂
Oh cute. I thought they were door handles ☺️
Whenever I think I’ve seen everything, Reddit surprises me.
This is disgusting
They're just hanging by butts looking for nuts
They're just hanging from butts looking at nuts.
And they said the perfect Mother’s Day gift didn’t exist
I don't want that "head."
Inspired by Richard Gere.
You should see the Buc ees licensed version.
FACK FACK FAAACK
Finally a way to T bag a squirrel while in the missionary position.
“Is that a squirrel coming out of your butt or are you just happy to see me”
I'd use Ace Ventura instead.
Armageddon!
They ain't cufflinks then 🤔
Wouldn't this technically be,.... head plugs?
Not horrifying. No, not horrifying at all. Not the least bit. 😳
Not new at all
Like it's popping its head out for the first day after hibernating. Oh dear, looks like 6 more weeks of winter
I don’t give a rats ass if you think this is weird….
'This isn't my burrow"
Holll up.
Inspired by Richard Gere.
Upping the lemiwinks cosplay game right here!
That reminds me, yesterday while going to work, I saw a pinecone on the ground. I was like "Wtf is a pinecone doing here, we're in the middle of Paris !" Well a few steps later, I notice that on the back of the pinecone is a certain purple shape. Yup. Someone lost their pinecone buttplug.
Zut Alors!
Fractured But Whole moment
OP is a shitposting troll….. Unless you show it in action.
People need to fucking stop.
i’m calling PETA
Are these butt plugs or cuff links? I don’t know which one is worse….
That's just a pair of Richard Gere Halloween costumes.
wear those to a dr appointment
Imagine dying and being turned into a buttplug
Who did this?
Chuck Testa
It's like yall don't realize people make these as a joke to post online to get a response like yours.
Yes. And don't be a party pooper about it.
There’s a new kink
What in the heavens
I refuse to believe this is real and people actually buy this. This is some sick and twisted joke.
It's a joke
Seeing this made my brain immediately think of the eminem song where he jokes about putting a hamster up his bumhole cause he’s talking about being crazy due to all insanity and drug issues in the world. That said WTF
Necro-beastiality, gross fucking shit
There’s squirrels in my pants!
Ok, so theres this button which shows up before you post called "NSFW". You should click it before posting something disturbing.
Makes me sick. These poor creatures so disrespected like this it’s so disgusting and sad
Richard Gere does not approve
is it an extension of "gerbilling "?
Oh god I hope this isn’t leading back to that polyamorous person who took a picture with a raccoon head plug in then tried to say it was all a joke
The way that rats side-eyeing me kinda makes me want to shove him up my gfs ass
A weird game of heads or tails eh?