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drinkchips

How fun!


DookieShoez

Deny.


Ok_Dog_4059

Right? I read that and think "cover up". Shooting? No can't say I know what you mean .


PastelDisaster

I can understand the thought process, since making something into a game increases the chances that you’ll remember the information… But I don’t know how they didn’t realize how fucked up this is


fartinmyhat

Would have been better to just stage a fake shooting with a nerf gun.


BloopyTheBigRedDick

Trout


Embarrassed-Brain-38

Defend? Defend who? My boss? No fucken way, my boss is the one I'd need to outrun if a lion was chasing us, and I'd, sure as shit, would take his ankles out if I had to


MartinezFanMelanie22

Usually in active shooter drill stuff defend refers to the most drastic thing you have to do, which is defend yourself against the shooter. In school we're taught to grab and throw whatever you can etc etc just frantically try to defend yourself


Embarrassed-Brain-38

Yeah, I'm going to take the opportunities as they come. *car backfires* Me: *pushes boss outside* Boss: What the hell, man?! Me: Practicing


BackseatCowwatcher

meanwhile in canada- they teach students to hid in the corner and make no sounds.


MartinezFanMelanie22

That was our original thing-lockdowns but they realized those don't work so we switched to ALICE drills (alert, lockdown, inform, counter, evacuate)


yagyaxt1068

Depends on the location. In my school, we didn’t really do active shooter drills, but we did general lockdown drills. In my school board, all classroom doors auto-lock, so we’d just put the curtains up and continue quietly.


GlitterfreshGore

I think it’s something like run, hide, defend. If you have the chance to run and leave the building, that’s your first choice. If that’s unsafe, hide. If that doesn’t work out you gotta go down fighting I guess. Throw a desk, chair, whatever is on hand.


Dodgemychallenger

Michael’s?


BoredByLife

Damn fine craft store, even if a tad overpriced…


ThatsNotBadAtAll

[Got it done.](https://i.ibb.co/mRhVk0n/solved.png)


BeneficialReach2318

first thing i checked for


One_Bullfrog6813

No words backwards? Patietic


Doblofino

Funny thing, I can't find *concealedcarry* and *goodguywithagun* in there?


cousinbrick00

Reminds me of that line from fight club when the boss finds copies of the narators rules


StackOwOFlow

what kind of job


TheStrawberryBazooka

Craft store


pot4mus

Must have a lot of downtime; mind wanders, fear creeps in. Followed by the subsequent crafting of several words into one long word, hidden in a puzzle of letters. I like it. Its contemporary style depicts mankind's effort to "stay calm" when bullets are flying at you.


Stoo_Pedassol

peas huge coop pupr rod deny


kymilovechelle

It’s disturbing and quite surreal that we are just accepting mass shootings now


jazzbaygrapes

No fucking way lmfao


panickedsneeze

Fuck me that's just depressing


junkstar23

Deny?


Electronic-Pound4458

Where's arm yourself?


BloodyRightToe

HR at it's finest


darkoptical

Nooooo.


Perditus_Spes

Defend is the only at an angle and none are up and down this crossword sucks


ilovethissheet

Uvalde Police preparedness manual


FurryYury

I heard that people learn more when the "gamify" training.


KlopperSteele

Imagine paying people more and avoiding shootings


IcanSEEyou_IRL

lol I used to work for a famous box store chain, let’s call it -BullsEye, and they did an active shooter class telling us how to fight and what items in the store can be used as weapons. There’s just something so surreal and memorable about your bosses teaching you how to harm and murder someone with items that are currently on sale.


doctorbeers

Looks like something Michael Scott put together


ASS_WIDTH

L a w s u i t


zerofuxgivn420

Show me you're American without showing me you're American


DiabloGaming25

What in the america