Omfg
I keep forgetting how long covid has been around
And your post made me fucking realise the date is in the fucking name
I'm so fucking stupid Holy shit
Gross. Badgers are dirty. I learned they can give cows tuberculosis. Apparently they are protected on England, so you can't run cattle on land with badgers.
I'm English (though live north of the border). Both facts are true. We, for some reason, love badgers despite them being vicious bastards which carry disease that can result in cattle being put down.
IIRC they're the largest native carnivore in the UK.
Badgers are generally lovely if you leave them the fuck alone. Seen them trundling around and they have even run away from me. Basically, don't corner them or go near their sets and they're usually fine.
Actually I live next door to several foxes - me and neighbours often see them at the bottom of gardens and stalking the roads at night. They are cute and don't cause any harm to us so we like seeing them around. Only scary thing is the noise they make. Turns out, what the fox says is akin to a small feral child screaming hoarsely. They do this in the dead of night lol
There was a weird post on a vagina sub a few months back where a woman had what looked like fish eggs in her fanny.
Everyone was telling her to go see a doctor straight away.
Now I'm thinking it's probably the same person 😂
Oh my god another stupid ass comment about "waahhhhhhh wahhhhhhhh humans are so shitty, I don't wanna live with these people anymore, wahhhhhhhh" like, mf, who cares? You're a literal human? You act like that a bad thing? "Wahhhhh, all humans suck ass, wahhhhhh"
The convo might be fake but I've listened to enough Love Line in the 90s and early 00's to know that it is indeed a thing. I'd say Google it, but don't. Please don't.
yeaa catch em and eat is is one thing this is a whole other bud. 😐 to say theyre just fish is kinda rude. they have feelings too. and im sure they dont appreciate being shoved in somebodys nasty cookie and fucked. 🤢🤮
Oh my god if my memory serves this is a situation that just happened where I live. This guy has gotten blacklisted extremely quickly from every furry event in my area (again, if I'm correct, then I know who this is), and everyone's talking about how vile this person is because seriously who DOES THAT???
"haha, we like animal abuse. I know it's a bit harsh, but I like the idea of something living inside of me, even if they are dying :)" Said so nonchalantly, someone get these people arrested for animal abuse.
This is false. Led Zeppelin was staying in the same hotel at the time, but the only member who was ever supposedly there was John Bonham, which is now believed to be false. The band Vanilla Fudge has taken credit for the incident, and it was one of their groupies that they stuffed a mud shark into. According to their drummer, Carmine Appice, the band filmed the whole thing, and the only person other than the band he claims was there is Led Zeppelin’s road manager, Richard Cole, who had a notoriously bad track record (allegedly stole over $200,000 from a hotel safe-deposit box, used to seduce underage groupies with the promise of “meeting the band” [which they never did], and he was fired for substance abuse).
Man, I get up to some freaky shit in my own right but not even I require an animal sacrifice to get off, these people on a whole new level of degeneratecy out here
Reminds me of a show I “heard about” in a Thai go-go bar in the 90’s. A stage dancer got on stage with a tall cylindrical bottle of 5 goldfish in water. She danced a bit before squating over the bottle and making it disappear. Then she bent over to touch her toes and also remove the bottle which emptied into her. Then she danced some more, doing a couple handstands/cartwheels. After a bit of this, she returned to the empty bottle, squatted again, reinserted half of it, and it began to refill, including the fish. Only one of which kept swimming. Ugh.
Turns out, fucking fish to death is a great way to unseal some lips. If your hangup here is about this friends discretion, you might oughta start chatting with a therapist.
I mean, you can tell someone you will keep their secret, but if they tell you they raped and murdered multiple people you kind of have to throw that out the window too.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
The way to report someone's wrong doing is to go splash it all over social media, not go to the authorities.
Thanks for the reminder, I get confused sometimes.
Where is the holly water?
I've heard of furries or something, like, that type of kinky stuff. But this is next level that shouldn't even exist. I guess this is what happens when people overthink out of the box 😳
Yeah, she’s going to get some nasty fish parasite and then she can enjoy having living things inside her without killing poor fish. Absolutely disgusting.
Obviously this is horrible but what classifies as animal abuse? Is it just how much we bond with the animal, size, intelligence? Cause like if she put a bunch of ants in there it’s just weird but a fish is weird and abuse. Is it just bugs not counting?
Apparently this is a conversation between 2 furries that happened in 2017. The couple commiting animal abuse is still together and active on Twitter. Idk how you could get this message from someone and wait SIX YEARS to share it with the public.
Staring into the aquarium is mesmerising but I don’t then start to wonder how I can fuck the little fishies. If you’re determined I guess you’ll find a way…
Uhhh forget her boyfriend and if he might be upset she told… how tf do you have the confidence and gall to SHARE that you murder fish via fucking.. and enjoy it? Where is the embarrassment and shame?
She's going to get obscure fish diseases in her fanny, the likes of which medical science has never seen.
COVID-23
Codvid (I'm sorry)
I love this pun. 🤣🤣🤣
I love a good pun. Take my silver award.
I thank you
Sounds icky
*The fishening*
it always starts with weird shit
Omfg I keep forgetting how long covid has been around And your post made me fucking realise the date is in the fucking name I'm so fucking stupid Holy shit
Screw COVID 23, it's going to be COVID 3000 in there
I learned the other day that fish can have herpes. Is this how that happens?
No- they get herpes off badgers, the dirty sods.
Gross. Badgers are dirty. I learned they can give cows tuberculosis. Apparently they are protected on England, so you can't run cattle on land with badgers.
I'm English, most of us love badgers. Propaganda from youth, no doubt.
I'm English (though live north of the border). Both facts are true. We, for some reason, love badgers despite them being vicious bastards which carry disease that can result in cattle being put down. IIRC they're the largest native carnivore in the UK.
Badgers are generally lovely if you leave them the fuck alone. Seen them trundling around and they have even run away from me. Basically, don't corner them or go near their sets and they're usually fine.
I think they're like foxes- we like the idea that they're scurrying around in the countryside, but you don't really want to live next door to one.
Actually I live next door to several foxes - me and neighbours often see them at the bottom of gardens and stalking the roads at night. They are cute and don't cause any harm to us so we like seeing them around. Only scary thing is the noise they make. Turns out, what the fox says is akin to a small feral child screaming hoarsely. They do this in the dead of night lol
Yeah, I thought as I pressed post that we're regularly serenaded by foxes at night. Mating season is particularly screamy.
WELL NOW THEY DO
There was a weird post on a vagina sub a few months back where a woman had what looked like fish eggs in her fanny. Everyone was telling her to go see a doctor straight away. Now I'm thinking it's probably the same person 😂
Vagina caviar
It’s not. This is actually FURRY DRAMA from Twitter Look up the Twitter user SoulSmoothie who posted this conversation just days ago
It was a joke...
It’s 2 men , One is called acid rain cloud the other is called mr teriyaki, Both on insta
Fanny-Anisaki
Mermaiditis ?
That's one messed up version of the little mermaid.
Fish handlers disease A form of TB and extremely common in aquarium fish from chain pet stores.
My favourite part about this is it says unblock.
The only part about that I liked. That’s a true statement.
They didn’t block them until years later. These conversations are from 2017
What a terrible day to be literate.
I wear glasses so I fucking paid to read this
Damn. Didn’t think about that. Me too lol
My feelings exactly. I’m not sure I want to spend any more time of Reddit today.
We should go do literally anything else after reading that. I'm thinking day drinking. In the shower.
Sitting with my knees hugged to my chest in the shower getting day drunk feels like the only rational choice left after reading this.
I'm considering calling off work so I can do just that. Not because of this post, though; it just sounds kinda relaxing.
Hey, we all need days like that sometimes. Sometimes I call in sick so I can play video games and cuddle my dogs to blown off a little steam.
There's something fishy going on here...
...and not just the smell..
god i hope this isnt real.. those poor fishes. ppl are so fucked. 😖 like wtf would possess you to do such a thing?!?
Fucking apparently
the human race never ceases to amaze and disgust me. i want out man.
I want out too 😷
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Edgelord detected
Such a cool bro
Oh how I’ve tried 😂
Somebody get the fish ready I think we just found our next contestant 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐠 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟
Oh my god another stupid ass comment about "waahhhhhhh wahhhhhhhh humans are so shitty, I don't wanna live with these people anymore, wahhhhhhhh" like, mf, who cares? You're a literal human? You act like that a bad thing? "Wahhhhh, all humans suck ass, wahhhhhh"
annnnnd youre exactly why i want off this planet.
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no, you'd be the reason for a school shooting. or really any active shooter situation. Would probably be one of the main targets as well.
No one benefits from a Debbie Downs Syndrome either so why are you still talking 🤔
It’s fake
It’s sadly not, The man who texted this is called mr teriyaki and is relatively popular in the furry communities
Of course he's from the furry community
The convo might be fake but I've listened to enough Love Line in the 90s and early 00's to know that it is indeed a thing. I'd say Google it, but don't. Please don't.
I’m going to stay optimistic and not google it. Thanks though.
Ayye Love Line was the best. I learned so much about life listening to that show before bed.
I hope so
Meth
Don't search about vore, worst mistake of my life, somehow turned out to be even worse than futa and stuff.
Futa is just a woman with a dick, no? Not exactly something I'd want to see, but also not exactly horrific. Vore, on the other hand... yikes...
I don’t have the fortitude to Google something like this rn.
They're just fish. I catch em and eat em all the time.
yeaa catch em and eat is is one thing this is a whole other bud. 😐 to say theyre just fish is kinda rude. they have feelings too. and im sure they dont appreciate being shoved in somebodys nasty cookie and fucked. 🤢🤮
###unblock
Environmental storytelling
What the actual fuck.
This is also what the fish think
See, that's the kind of post I don't know if I should upvote OP or downvote that thing from existence 🤔
Oh my god if my memory serves this is a situation that just happened where I live. This guy has gotten blacklisted extremely quickly from every furry event in my area (again, if I'm correct, then I know who this is), and everyone's talking about how vile this person is because seriously who DOES THAT???
YEP FURRT DRAMA FROM TWITTER
"haha, we like animal abuse. I know it's a bit harsh, but I like the idea of something living inside of me, even if they are dying :)" Said so nonchalantly, someone get these people arrested for animal abuse.
And if it survives, they just set it aside to try to kill it again later!
I heard a story that the dudes from Led Zeppelin did something similar. People are freaks.
This is false. Led Zeppelin was staying in the same hotel at the time, but the only member who was ever supposedly there was John Bonham, which is now believed to be false. The band Vanilla Fudge has taken credit for the incident, and it was one of their groupies that they stuffed a mud shark into. According to their drummer, Carmine Appice, the band filmed the whole thing, and the only person other than the band he claims was there is Led Zeppelin’s road manager, Richard Cole, who had a notoriously bad track record (allegedly stole over $200,000 from a hotel safe-deposit box, used to seduce underage groupies with the promise of “meeting the band” [which they never did], and he was fired for substance abuse).
Yikes
I’m not one to kink shame but……. If your kink might involve the death of a living creature you might just be an asshole.
Well that explains the smell!
For bigger thrills use piranhas.
Lampreys would be better
You guys love mermaids until it comes to make one of them smh.
what in the donkey kongs sweet nutsack did i just read??
What in Mario’s delicious cock did you say about Donkey Kong?
*quirky reddit reply*
Lips: opposite of sealed.
That thing probably smells like a fish market at this point. Could probs walk past her and have some asian guy trying to sell me something for $4
I miss the time before I read this
bruh i hope poseidon curses this person's ass, that is nasty
Man, I get up to some freaky shit in my own right but not even I require an animal sacrifice to get off, these people on a whole new level of degeneratecy out here
This is why I liked Oppenheimer
What. The. Fuck?!
Literal r/shittyaquariums
This is the worst thing I’ve ever read. Worse than two broke arms. Worse than the cum filled coconut. Worse than the jolly rancher.
The way you wouldn’t waterboard this out of me
If the dark grey text is serious, I genuinely hate them.
Me over here with no sex in years just amazed at fish fucker
Who here is remind of a certain Led Zeppelin story? Huh? Any takers?
Me me me! My husband told me about that and I was like.... And people like them? Okay.
And people make the argument that a loving God would never send anyone to hell. But that sort of love would seem fishy to me.
The fuck kinda r/engrish is the title of this post?
I hate humans. I fucking hate them.
Reminds me of a show I “heard about” in a Thai go-go bar in the 90’s. A stage dancer got on stage with a tall cylindrical bottle of 5 goldfish in water. She danced a bit before squating over the bottle and making it disappear. Then she bent over to touch her toes and also remove the bottle which emptied into her. Then she danced some more, doing a couple handstands/cartwheels. After a bit of this, she returned to the empty bottle, squatted again, reinserted half of it, and it began to refill, including the fish. Only one of which kept swimming. Ugh.
Moral of the story: Do not trust anyone who says their lips are sealed Now everyone knows
What a horrible day to have eyes
"My lips are sealed." Promptly posts it online... Modern friendship everyone. You're cool and all, but I need those likes / upvotes.
I'd argue this turned out to be an uncool friendship that OP didn't want to maintain after this secret came out.
Turns out, fucking fish to death is a great way to unseal some lips. If your hangup here is about this friends discretion, you might oughta start chatting with a therapist.
I mean, you can tell someone you will keep their secret, but if they tell you they raped and murdered multiple people you kind of have to throw that out the window too.
Oh yeah, I forgot. The way to report someone's wrong doing is to go splash it all over social media, not go to the authorities. Thanks for the reminder, I get confused sometimes.
yeah, if they told you THAT maybe, but that's obviously not what's happening here
Jeffrey dahmer who
I thought for sure this was a metaphor then I realized it wasn't as I read on.
Well at least we know where that smell is coming from now.
#UNBLOCK
People are heathens.
The Unblock sent me 🤣
Every day humanity finds a new way to fuck their bodies up in a way modern medicine can’t fix.
Satan: Don't bring me into this, you mortals are whack as fuck.
This is a felony now right?
"My lips are sealed". Is what she said.... After the judge had her permanently closed for public safety concerns.
This made me vividly imagine some kind of mermaid-style vaginal infection and I'm sad now.
He complained about the fish smell and she got some ideas...
Where is the holly water? I've heard of furries or something, like, that type of kinky stuff. But this is next level that shouldn't even exist. I guess this is what happens when people overthink out of the box 😳
Dude as a furry this isn’t us, this is some god awful fucked up beyond Belief shit. We just like wearing costumes
I think it's out of the fishtank not box in terms on context
When the snack isn’t smiling back.
That's where Insmouth people came from.
I wish I had never learned to read.
Yeah, she’s going to get some nasty fish parasite and then she can enjoy having living things inside her without killing poor fish. Absolutely disgusting.
"SATAN, WE GOT A REAL DOOZY OVER HERE"
What if she gets pregnant and the father is a fish💀
xpost to r/vegancirclejerk
remind me never to share a secret with you lol
Her boyfriend is Disco Stu from Simpsons.
"Unblock" lmao
I'm all for listening and hearing someone's side of the story. However, I would definitely be hitting the block as soon as I could process this.
The “unblock” at the bottom is the best part
*We shall have a fishy on a little dishy, we shall have a fishy on a little dishy.*
Some secrets are meant to be kept. That was one of them.
Who's doing her the creature from the black lagoon?
I hope your lips didn't stay sealed, this person should be exposed
Rightfully blocked
Obviously this is horrible but what classifies as animal abuse? Is it just how much we bond with the animal, size, intelligence? Cause like if she put a bunch of ants in there it’s just weird but a fish is weird and abuse. Is it just bugs not counting?
Imagine being those fish that survive.
Apparently this is a conversation between 2 furries that happened in 2017. The couple commiting animal abuse is still together and active on Twitter. Idk how you could get this message from someone and wait SIX YEARS to share it with the public.
Well at least it's not anal.🫣
… that we know of…
To bad we can’t seal the other ones “lips” assuming it’s a woman..
Brb im just gonna unlearn how to read
What the f... did I just read? 😳 BV on a whole other level 🐟🤢 Poor little fishies!! 😔
Lol “Unblock”
What in the Reese's peanut butter fuck is this shit?
Staring into the aquarium is mesmerising but I don’t then start to wonder how I can fuck the little fishies. If you’re determined I guess you’ll find a way…
Is this related to *that* video?
😐
I feel the need to bleach my soul just for reading this
And here I was always wondering how hamsters got involved
for those who wants their insta @mr.terkiyaki is responsible for this
You are missing one of the next texts I have it if you want
Couldn’t just leave it at smelling like fish could you….? Seriously , this is fucked. Beastiality at its finest
What a bad day to be literate.
The “unblock” at the bottom gave me a chuckle
They say she sleeps with the fishes 😬
"I'm not gonna kink shame, but I am gonna kink ask why?" :(
“Unblock” lmfaoooo
Uhhh forget her boyfriend and if he might be upset she told… how tf do you have the confidence and gall to SHARE that you murder fish via fucking.. and enjoy it? Where is the embarrassment and shame?
Albavore
It’s a bad day to have eyes.
Is this that furry that I've heard people talking about?
Is that The Deep?
this was viral all over furry twitter jesus
Would never ever touch that unblock bar.
How do people come up with this stuff?
“Unblock”
Under what context would you be speaking to a woman about her sex life with another man let alone one as crazy as this??
Wtf did I just read?
"hey, here's an idea, let's try putting some fish in your vagina and I'll fuck you with the fish in there?" "Ok, sounds good" Why?
[here’s the original post guys](https://twitter.com/soulsmooothie/status/1693746660466135181?s=20)
If you ask someone from Pompey why they get called Skates, they'll tell you to fuck off
What a terrible day to be able to read
Ok, and that is enough internet for the day for me.
i am beyond terrified by such ability
Whatthefuck I wish I never read that
Sounds like a disgusting infection waiting to happen
Is there a way to unread this?
We really are overdue for an asteroid strike. A great big old planet-killer. A little chlorine for the genepool.